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User currently offlineOverlord From Portugal, joined Jul 2005, 0 posts, RR: 0
Posted (13 years 2 weeks 5 hours ago) and read 1991 times:

Subject: How To Pick Up a F/A


There's a guy sitting at an airport restaurant where he notices a
beautiful woman in a uniform sitting next to him. He thinks to himself,
Wow!! She's so gorgeous, she must be a flight attendant. So he scoots
towards her to try and pick her up, but he can't think of a pick up line.

After thinking for a while he turns towards her and says, "Love to fly
and it shows??" She gives him a blank, confused stare and he
immediately thinks to himself, Oh shit, she must not fly for Delta.

So he thinks again and says, "Something special in the air??" She
gives him the same confused look. He thinks, Damn! I guess it's not
American either!

So he finally says, "I bet you work hard & fly right!!" When suddenly
the woman, irritated beyond belief snaps, "What the fuck
do you want?!?!?!"

The man in a relieved voice says:
"Ahhhhhh.................. United."


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User currently offlineLindy field From United States of America, joined Mar 2001, 3120 posts, RR: 13
Reply 1, posted (13 years 2 weeks 5 hours ago) and read 1912 times:
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Excellent.

User currently offlineFavre From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 595 posts, RR: 9
Reply 2, posted (13 years 2 weeks 3 hours ago) and read 1861 times:

PERFECT EXAMPLE---5 STARS FROM ME....


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User currently offlineDeltaOwnsAll From United States of America, joined Jul 2001, 1173 posts, RR: 1
Reply 3, posted (13 years 2 weeks 3 hours ago) and read 1859 times:

Lol...priceless.  Big thumbs up

User currently offlineIMissPiedmont From United States of America, joined May 2001, 6294 posts, RR: 33
Reply 4, posted (13 years 1 week 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 1835 times:

I love a good joke that I've never heard before.


Damn, this website is getting worse daily.
User currently offlineOverlord From Portugal, joined Jul 2005, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 5, posted (13 years 1 week 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 1825 times:

A friend of mine (amazing-I ACUTALLY have a friend!) saw it posted on flyertalk on the UA board-they don't appreciate the humor much.  Big thumbs up

User currently offlineBoeing 747-311 From United States of America, joined Mar 2001, 795 posts, RR: 0
Reply 6, posted (13 years 1 week 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 1814 times:

awesome!


Come fly with US
User currently offlineFlagshipAZ From United States of America, joined Jan 2001, 3419 posts, RR: 14
Reply 7, posted (13 years 1 week 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 1805 times:

I love it!  Laugh out loud A new classic is born. P.S. You sure it was United and not Northwest? Big grin


"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." --Ben Franklin
User currently offlineDavid_mx From Mexico, joined Nov 1999, 209 posts, RR: 0
Reply 8, posted (13 years 1 week 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 1803 times:

I love it too Big grin This is great stuff Overlord

David


User currently offlineLN-MOW From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 1908 posts, RR: 13
Reply 9, posted (13 years 1 week 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 1791 times:

Hmm .. slightly rewritten from the original, but it holds ... Untied does the joke more justice that America Worst ..


- I am LN-MOW, and I approve this message.
User currently offlineUnited_Fan From United States of America, joined Nov 2000, 7496 posts, RR: 7
Reply 10, posted (13 years 1 week 6 days 20 hours ago) and read 1780 times:

I heard the same joke,but the puchline was AmericaWorst,not United!!!!!!!!


'Empathy was yesterday...Today, you're wasting my Mother-F'ing time' - Heat.
User currently offlineORDUAL24 From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 60 posts, RR: 0
Reply 11, posted (13 years 1 week 6 days 20 hours ago) and read 1763 times:

from a guy that works there....that is right on key....

User currently offlineJean Leloup From Canada, joined Apr 2001, 2116 posts, RR: 19
Reply 12, posted (13 years 1 week 6 days 20 hours ago) and read 1753 times:

I've heard that joke but with AC as the punchline instead... i suppose a lot of airlines would fit!


Next flight.... who knows.
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