Subject: How To Pick Up a F/A


There's a guy sitting at an airport restaurant where he notices a
beautiful woman in a uniform sitting next to him. He thinks to himself,
Wow!! She's so gorgeous, she must be a flight attendant. So he scoots
towards her to try and pick her up, but he can't think of a pick up line.

After thinking for a while he turns towards her and says, "Love to fly
and it shows??" She gives him a blank, confused stare and he
immediately thinks to himself, Oh shit, she must not fly for Delta.

So he thinks again and says, "Something special in the air??" She
gives him the same confused look. He thinks, Damn! I guess it's not
American either!

So he finally says, "I bet you work hard & fly right!!" When suddenly
the woman, irritated beyond belief snaps, "What the fuck
do you want?!?!?!"

The man in a relieved voice says:
"Ahhhhhh.................. United."