flyf15 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 3, posted (14 years 12 months 14 hours ago) and read 565 times:
Glad to see you're back! Iainhol, remember my idea of a camera facing out the cockpit? That would be so cool if they zoomed in on santa with the camera and put it on the video entertainment systems in the aircraft :-)
Shawn Miller From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 4, posted (14 years 12 months 12 hours ago) and read 565 times:
A couple of days before his annual flight Santa was out preflighting his sled. A man walks up to him and says, "Sir I need to see you license< I am an inspector with the FAA". Santa tries to explain to him he has been doing these flight for nearly 2000 years and that where he comes from they don't issue licenses. Finaly the man says, "If you want to fly in the US then I am going to have to give you a flight check to see if you know the rules and such." Santa agrees, not wanting to disapoint all of the American kids. As soon as he has the eight reindeer lashed up to the sleigh the FAA inspectors returns but this time he is carring a big rifle. "What are you going to do with that?," Santa asks. "I can't tell you it is part of the check." The inspector says."No, we aren't going anywhere untill you tell me what you are going to do with that gun." Santa replies
"Allright on takeoff you are going to lose an engine." Was the inspectors reply.