Eric505 From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 592 posts, RR: 5 Posted (11 years 7 months 1 week 2 days 16 hours ago) and read 1297 times:
What have you stolen from the airplanes you've flown on?
I have stolen:
safety cards
inflight magazines
airline timetables
napkins with airline logo on them
8 oz bottles of water with airline logo on them
barf bags in airline logo on them
eye "masks" (dont know specific wording) for sleeping
blankets
pillows
airplane seat belt (broke inflight)
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life
Critter592 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 1, posted (11 years 7 months 1 week 2 days 16 hours ago) and read 1211 times:
I have taken SAFETY CARDS, BLANKETS, DELTA BOTTLED WATER, SEAT FABRIC (Fingernails are still allowed), MAGAZINES, LAVATORY SOAP, and I have taken pictures of the airplanes
USAFHummer From United States of America, joined May 2000, 10685 posts, RR: 54 Reply 2, posted (11 years 7 months 1 week 2 days 16 hours ago) and read 1192 times:
Safety cards from Ansett, USAirways, Southwest, and Air New Zealand...
Headset from Air New Zealand Y class (has the Air New Zealand logo and titles on it and also is single pronged so it works on my discman
Greg
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Lubcha132 From United States of America, joined Feb 2001, 2776 posts, RR: 8 Reply 4, posted (11 years 7 months 1 week 2 days 16 hours ago) and read 1159 times:
The flight attendants were mean, so 4 safety cards from 3 planes and 2 spoons.
I've mentioned Frau Hitler in several other instances, throwing carryons and harassing us. They should keep her on the flights to Mojave!
Dazed767 From United States of America, joined May 1999, 5447 posts, RR: 53 Reply 5, posted (11 years 7 months 1 week 2 days 15 hours ago) and read 1134 times:
Pillow with Saudi logo, small glass with saudi logo, a small porciline cup with the saudi logo, 3 blankets with saudi logo, cloth napkin with logo, and 5 safety cards.
Ooh, and I've written on the walls of a plane too...
Lax From United States of America, joined Dec 2000, 2290 posts, RR: 3 Reply 6, posted (11 years 7 months 1 week 2 days 13 hours ago) and read 1110 times:
You have all committed robbery.....and I'm calling the proper authorities!!
(Don't you feel sorry for the poor old geezer on the flight after yours who can't find a pillow because they've ALL BEEN SWIPED??!! No, of course not!! Just so long all the airline enthusiasts can have their collectibles!! The shame of it all! The humanities!!!!!)
Fly_emirates From United Arab Emirates, joined Oct 2000, 1046 posts, RR: 10 Reply 7, posted (11 years 7 months 1 week 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 1092 times:
hmmmm
now as a flight attendant.. what can i steal from the aircraft! hmmmmm
BA From United States of America, joined May 2000, 11135 posts, RR: 61 Reply 9, posted (11 years 7 months 1 week 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 1084 times:
Ironchain15 is correct. Inflight magazines and timetables are complimentary from airlines, I take them all the time.
Regards.
"Generosity is giving more than you can, and pride is taking less than you need." - Khalil Gibran
Tappan From United States of America, joined Oct 1999, 1538 posts, RR: 46 Reply 11, posted (11 years 7 months 1 week 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 1074 times:
I have stolen a glimpse of a gorgeous AA flight attendant
Mirrodie From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 7419 posts, RR: 65 Reply 13, posted (11 years 7 months 1 week 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 1068 times:
I once stole a cherry from a gorgeous FA on AA.
Actually, I asked her nicely and she gave it to me
Forum moderator 2001-2010; He's a pedantic, pontificating, pretentious bastard, a belligerent old fart, a worthless st
Eric505 From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 592 posts, RR: 5 Reply 15, posted (11 years 7 months 1 week 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 1052 times:
I know the timetables and magazines are complimentary, hence the apostrophe around stolen.
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life
Douglas DC-9 From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 303 posts, RR: 2 Reply 16, posted (11 years 7 months 1 week 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 1052 times:
America West Airline headsets (6) and 4 Midwest Express safty cards 1 MD-80, and 3 DC-9!
BNE From Australia, joined Mar 2000, 3156 posts, RR: 13 Reply 20, posted (11 years 7 months 1 week 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 983 times:
I flew on Ansett 4 days before they stopped flying and one thing I got from them was the headset used in the plane. The reason I took it, is on Virgin Blue they make you pay $5.00 for use of headsets on their new 737-700 aircraft, and if I thought Ansett every stopped flying and some of those aircraft went and flew for Virgin Blue I would already have a headset.
DC-10inLB From United States of America, joined Aug 2000, 140 posts, RR: 0 Reply 21, posted (11 years 7 months 1 week 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 979 times:
got some safety cards, headsets from various airlines....mom still has a swizle stick from a Western Airlines flight back in'83...hehehe
LoneStarMike From United States of America, joined Jul 2000, 3641 posts, RR: 38 Reply 23, posted (11 years 7 months 1 week 2 days ago) and read 942 times:
I've stolen a few safety cards, an Eastern Airlines fork, and bunches and bunches of soap bars.
Two things, though, I am very ashamed about. Once, while traveling on a Texas International Flight in 1979 From STL to DFW with two friends from college, we happened to notice that there were life vests attached to the underside of the seats and I took one.
Another time, I was with two different friends ( a guy and a girl) flying from ELP to DAL on a Southwest flight, but it was the 727 that Southwest leased from Braniff for a time. The girl had gotten cold during the flight, so the flight attendant brought her a blanket. It was one of those really nice colorful Braniff blankets - hot pink and orange plaid. Well, I just decided I had to have it, so towards the end of the flight I stuffed it into my carry on.
Well wouldn't you know it, the flight attendant came to collect the blanket. First we tried to ignore her, then we told her we gave it to another flight attendant, but she didn't buy that story for a minute. She gave us this LOOK and said "I'll be BACK in a few minutes to get it." BUSTED!!
As soon as she walked away I unzipped my carry on and had that blanket out and passed it to my friend who was on the aisle in about 1.5 seconds. I couldn't even LOOK at the flight attendant when she came back to get it, I was so embarrassed.
These days, I only take inflight magazines and swizzle sticks.
Sin777er From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 24, posted (11 years 7 months 1 week 2 days ago) and read 937 times:
Inflight Magazines from SQ, PR, CX
Cups from SQ
Toothbrushes from SQ
Soap from CX
25 SUDDEN: The lavatory was a little hard to hide under the jacket...but it went ok. But I got wierd looks when I climbed up starting disconnect the APU. But no
26 YOERI1970: Cutlery, blankets, pillows, earphones, inflight magazines, cups. That's about it, but enough I guess. But don't let me start about what I took from ho
27 Joni: Last summer there was a fad in Norway among the youth, that an airplane seat belt was _the_ belt to wear while traipsing around Oslo. I'll just let y
28 TakeFlightVA: Hey: loads of safety cards vomit bags inflight magazines champagne flutes (new VS logo) half a windowblind - fell out on a 146 cutlery and some other
29 Dragogoalie: Blanket:UAL, USAirways, Austrian Airlines, KLM. Spoon: Aeroloyd (good to see I'm not the only one with an aeroloyd spoon: many many inflight magazines
30 Vermeer: well, I can serve dessert for 21 with LH teaspoons about 6 LH goose down soft pillows blanketts from: CX, AZ, BA, LH, SQ, Air Europe, Lauda, and a gor
31 ClipperHawaii: Why steal when you can ask? Ask F/A's and Pilots for something as a remeberance of your flight. If it is reasonable they will say please take it. Trus
32 CcrlR: I took silverware from some flights, Magazines, safety cards, cups and bottles from some flights, headsets, food boxes from United, napkins from some
33 Scannerson: safety cards are not complimentary? Guess I owe some money for about 300 of them Rob
34 Player4keeps: When ever I fly me and my wife Edna always go to every toilet on the airplane with our carry-on and stuff as much toilet papper as they have stocked.
35 Singapore_Air: Singapore Airlines: Toothbrushes / toothpastes / razors Cutlery kits, a mint, saftey card, magazines, 14 sanitary towels British Airways: 9 Sanitary t
36 Ben88: Forks and sanitary towels? God you guys are lame...One star for this post. btw, taking safety cards is a big no no. They are not restocked after each
37 VC-10: Sanitary towels ???? safety cards are not complimentary? ( I know its is being said tongue in cheek)- The fact it says on them "DO NOT REMOVE FROM AIR
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