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Cute Delta Joke....  
User currently offlineA340-313X From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (12 years 10 months 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 2679 times:

A mother and her son were flying DELTA Airlines from Kansas
to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his
mother and said, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats,
why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the
stewardess. So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby
dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The stewardess asked, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" He said
that his mother had. So the stewardess said, "Tell your mother that
Delta always pulls out on time."


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User currently offlineCyprus-Turkish From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 199 posts, RR: 0
Reply 1, posted (12 years 10 months 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 2514 times:

Man that is funny!!!

Cheers for the post.


User currently offlineLY772 From Israel, joined Aug 2001, 1340 posts, RR: 2
Reply 2, posted (12 years 10 months 4 days 12 hours ago) and read 2482 times:

Nice, but don't you mean Kansas City (MCI), not Kansas?

User currently offlineILS From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (12 years 10 months 4 days 12 hours ago) and read 2464 times:

ROFLOL.  Big thumbs up Big thumbs up Big thumbs up

User currently offlineJetBlue320 From United States of America, joined Feb 2005, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 4, posted (12 years 10 months 4 days 12 hours ago) and read 2453 times:

ROFLMFAO... THIS IS HILARIOUS... Man, Ah hah ah ah ha ha ha ha

User currently offlineEGFF From UK - Wales, joined Sep 2001, 2201 posts, RR: 12
Reply 5, posted (12 years 10 months 4 days 12 hours ago) and read 2417 times:

lol...yes well done A340-313X, very funny indeed..but can you imagine an air stewardess saying that to a little kid? Embarrassment
EGFF



All together or not at all
User currently offlineAcidradio From United States of America, joined Mar 2001, 1874 posts, RR: 10
Reply 6, posted (12 years 10 months 4 days 11 hours ago) and read 2393 times:
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That sounds like something from the movie "Airplane!"


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User currently offlineSkyhawk From United States of America, joined May 2001, 1066 posts, RR: 3
Reply 7, posted (12 years 10 months 4 days 9 hours ago) and read 2307 times:

LY772, why must you be so picky? It is only a joke afterall, an old one but still very cute. Thanks for the bit of humor in an otherwise depressing day.

User currently offlineAWspicious From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (12 years 10 months 4 days 9 hours ago) and read 2266 times:

I'd like to meet that flight attendent  Wink/being sarcastic

User currently offlineILuvYak40 From United States of America, joined May 2001, 127 posts, RR: 0
Reply 9, posted (12 years 10 months 4 days 9 hours ago) and read 2264 times:

I believe I told the same joke on here a couple months back, only replace Delta with Southwest. Still pretty darn funny if you ask me.  Laugh out loud

User currently offlineHeavierthanair From Switzerland, joined Oct 2000, 797 posts, RR: 0
Reply 10, posted (12 years 10 months 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 2240 times:

G'day

I love it!

Got more of those?

Cheers

Peter



"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." (Albert Einstein, 1879
User currently offlineDeltaRules From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 3784 posts, RR: 9
Reply 11, posted (12 years 10 months 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 2197 times:

Delta, Southwest, the joke's good either way!  Big grin

That's a good one! Thanks for posting it! (It does sound like something from "Airplane.")

DeltaRules



Let's Kick the Tires & Light the Fires!!
User currently offlineVafi88 From United States of America, joined Apr 2001, 3116 posts, RR: 17
Reply 12, posted (12 years 10 months 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 2165 times:

That is halarious!!!! It's great!


I'd like to elect a president that has a Higher IQ than a retarted ant.
User currently offlineJetBlue320 From United States of America, joined Feb 2005, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 13, posted (12 years 10 months 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 2154 times:

Sometimes though, Delta will have a few kids, mainly because they can't pull out of ATL on Time. Sometimes, they won't get any at all mainly because they CANCEL alot. But Which airline can you find that doesn't cancel flights. Sometimes it isn't the airlines fault

User currently offlineThumper From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 550 posts, RR: 0
Reply 14, posted (12 years 10 months 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 2114 times:

It's a joke,lighten up!

User currently offlineBlueShamu330s From UK - England, joined Sep 2001, 2948 posts, RR: 23
Reply 15, posted (12 years 10 months 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 2083 times:

lighten up ?

Aint Delta no-smoking ??  Big thumbs up



So I drive a 4x4. So what?! Tax the a$$ off me for it...oh, you already have... :-(
User currently offlineVS11 From United States of America, joined Jul 2001, 1111 posts, RR: 0
Reply 16, posted (12 years 10 months 3 days 14 hours ago) and read 2019 times:

Very funny, indeed. But I was thinking that a more appropriate airline name would be Virgin!

Cheers.


User currently offlineKirstey From United Kingdom, joined Nov 2001, 110 posts, RR: 0
Reply 17, posted (12 years 10 months 3 days 14 hours ago) and read 2008 times:

LY772, I fear the day you ever cum in my cockpit!

User currently offlineBrian_ga From United States of America, joined May 2001, 290 posts, RR: 0
Reply 18, posted (12 years 10 months 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 1981 times:

LOL !!!! Good joke...we need a little humor

Brian_ga  Smile  Smile  Smile



Keep looking up, that's the secret to life....Snoopy
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