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What Is He Saying?  
User currently offlineA330DAT From Belgium, joined Nov 2001, 469 posts, RR: 1
Posted (13 years 2 weeks 3 days 15 hours ago) and read 2177 times:

Thank you Keesje for the great idea. Does anyone know what he's saying? Use you imagination.

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User currently offlineMd-11er From Belgium, joined Nov 2001, 201 posts, RR: 3
Reply 1, posted (13 years 2 weeks 3 days 15 hours ago) and read 1977 times:

Hey Greta: for me a BIG MAC meal and the Captain wants a large portion of fries with mayonaise and a beer for the road.

User currently offlineManni From South Korea, joined Nov 2001, 4221 posts, RR: 22
Reply 2, posted (13 years 2 weeks 3 days 15 hours ago) and read 1955 times:

Xcuse me sir, do you now where I can find a petrol station?


SUPPORT THE LEBANESE CIVILIANS
User currently offline9V-SPK From Hong Kong, joined Aug 2001, 1646 posts, RR: 6
Reply 3, posted (13 years 2 weeks 3 days 15 hours ago) and read 1945 times:

Funny Md-11er!  Laugh out loud

"Yo!How many times i've told ya to use Good Year instead of Bridgestone you idiot!Last time i was late for the funeral and this Time i'm late for my wedding!"



User currently offlineOO-AOG From Switzerland, joined Dec 2000, 1426 posts, RR: 4
Reply 4, posted (13 years 2 weeks 3 days 15 hours ago) and read 1928 times:

Oupss...what was this idiot doing in front of our wheels anyway!?


Falcon....like a limo but with wings
User currently offlineJamesAg96 From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 2095 posts, RR: 3
Reply 5, posted (13 years 2 weeks 3 days 15 hours ago) and read 1922 times:

"I AM THE KING OF THE WORLD!"





Why Kate, You're not wearing a bustle. How lewd.
User currently offlineAndreas From Germany, joined Oct 2001, 6104 posts, RR: 31
Reply 6, posted (13 years 2 weeks 3 days 15 hours ago) and read 1917 times:

..he just vomited the Big mac meal from MD11ers posting all over the tarmac and is now trying to get back into the cockpit!


I know it's only VfB but I like it!
User currently offlineJamesAg96 From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 2095 posts, RR: 3
Reply 7, posted (13 years 2 weeks 3 days 15 hours ago) and read 1906 times:

"...YEAH THE AIRPORT IS.....I SEE IT NOW, RIGHT BELOW US...TURN RIGHT..."


Why Kate, You're not wearing a bustle. How lewd.
User currently offlineJamesAg96 From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 2095 posts, RR: 3
Reply 8, posted (13 years 2 weeks 3 days 15 hours ago) and read 1899 times:

"....aw come on John....light a match for goodness sake...."


Why Kate, You're not wearing a bustle. How lewd.
User currently offlineSUDDEN From Sweden, joined Jul 2001, 4130 posts, RR: 6
Reply 9, posted (13 years 2 weeks 3 days 15 hours ago) and read 1891 times:

Captain to F/O: "Hang out and look if we are on the ground yet"

"Hey buddy, can you tell me if the noseweel is on the ground"



When in doubt, flat out!
User currently offlineSUDDEN From Sweden, joined Jul 2001, 4130 posts, RR: 6
Reply 10, posted (13 years 2 weeks 3 days 15 hours ago) and read 1884 times:

"Ok...eh...slightly a little crosswind......kick the rudder....now!"


When in doubt, flat out!
User currently offlineBWIrwy4 From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 940 posts, RR: 1
Reply 11, posted (13 years 2 weeks 3 days 15 hours ago) and read 1878 times:

Cap'n, pull a little closer to the curb. We're sticking out.

User currently offlineSUDDEN From Sweden, joined Jul 2001, 4130 posts, RR: 6
Reply 12, posted (13 years 2 weeks 3 days 15 hours ago) and read 1868 times:

"This is stupid....why don't we move some pax. from the left side to the right side instead?"


When in doubt, flat out!
User currently offlineJamesAg96 From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 2095 posts, RR: 3
Reply 13, posted (13 years 2 weeks 3 days 15 hours ago) and read 1863 times:

"..hurry up and take the damn picture, my gut is killing me..."


Why Kate, You're not wearing a bustle. How lewd.
User currently offlineJamesAg96 From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 2095 posts, RR: 3
Reply 14, posted (13 years 2 weeks 3 days 15 hours ago) and read 1858 times:

"I QUIT"


Why Kate, You're not wearing a bustle. How lewd.
User currently offlineCaptain.MD-11 From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 704 posts, RR: 0
Reply 15, posted (13 years 2 weeks 3 days 15 hours ago) and read 1864 times:

" Which way to Helsinki?"

or

"Captain i'm just popping out for some fresh air!"



Twins,twins, everywhere.... but where are the three holers?
User currently offlineRW774477 From United States of America, joined Feb 2001, 1077 posts, RR: 0
Reply 16, posted (13 years 2 weeks 3 days 14 hours ago) and read 1835 times:

first right , then second left at the pub ... ummmm ok ..got it .... thanks

rw774477


User currently offlineDreamexpress From United Kingdom, joined Nov 2001, 255 posts, RR: 0
Reply 17, posted (13 years 2 weeks 3 days 14 hours ago) and read 1829 times:

Ahhh God... The Captains farted.

User currently offlineRwy31R From Saudi Arabia, joined Aug 2001, 454 posts, RR: 0
Reply 18, posted (13 years 2 weeks 3 days 14 hours ago) and read 1826 times:

"CHEATERS! THEY TOLD ME I WILL FLY THE PLANE NOT CLEAN IT, I BOUGHT THE SIUTE FOR NOTHING"


"Saudia Three Five hold short Three One Right"
User currently offlineSUDDEN From Sweden, joined Jul 2001, 4130 posts, RR: 6
Reply 19, posted (13 years 2 weeks 3 days 14 hours ago) and read 1817 times:

HAHAAAAAA!  Big thumbs up


When in doubt, flat out!
User currently offlineJamesAg96 From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 2095 posts, RR: 3
Reply 20, posted (13 years 2 weeks 3 days 14 hours ago) and read 1811 times:

"...SAY AGAIN!...YOU'RE TELLIN ME THAT I SHOULD HAVE TURNED AT ALBUQUERQUE...DAMNIT BUGS!..."


Why Kate, You're not wearing a bustle. How lewd.
User currently offlineCFM-56 From Finland, joined Sep 2001, 239 posts, RR: 0
Reply 21, posted (13 years 2 weeks 3 days 14 hours ago) and read 1800 times:

Hey you over there! Yeah you! could you tell me how to get this thing started and get it off the ground???



User currently offlineEWRvirgin From United States of America, joined May 2001, 358 posts, RR: 2
Reply 22, posted (13 years 2 weeks 3 days 14 hours ago) and read 1784 times:

...number 1 with cheese....hold the mayo

User currently offlineIainhol From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 23, posted (13 years 2 weeks 3 days 14 hours ago) and read 1771 times:

Officer I was not speeding, I promise!
Iain


User currently offlineRoyalDutch From United States of America, joined Mar 2001, 917 posts, RR: 3
Reply 24, posted (13 years 2 weeks 3 days 14 hours ago) and read 1762 times:

Hey buddy, you're supposed to smash the luggage inside the terminal, not out here where the pax can see it!

25 Bestwestern : "was that MY bag you dropped"
26 JamesAg96 : " YEAH I SEE IT CAP...THE ENGINE IS RUNNING LIKE A TOP...WAIT A MINUTE...IT'S JOHN LITHGOW OUT ON THE WING..." for all those movie buffs that remember
27 Bacardi182 : "HEY GUYS! IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE! COME ON, OPEN THE DOOR!"
28 SN-A330 : Hey, you down there, throw me a beer !
29 Racko : "los angeles center, have the boeing 747 in sight"
30 Post contains images Asgeirs : Probably saying: "Þú þarna spánverji - hvernig væri að rúlla stiganum upp að svo farþegarnir komist fra borði??" Anyone like to guess what t
31 Rwy31R : "OH DAMN! I DROPPED MY WEDDING RING.. SHE'S GONNA KILL ME"
32 LY772 : 1) "So if I take a right, I get to I-353 and that leads NW and I take the 4th exit to the right?" 2) Damn forks in the road. 3) "So you're a hitchiker
33 LY772 : 1) "So if I take a right, I get to I-353 and that leads NW and I take the 4th exit to the right?" 2) Damn forks in the road. 3) "So you're a hitchiker
34 KONSTANTINOS : Boy o boy !!! Look how high up we are Captain ! This is nothing like that Piper Cadet I last flew! Cool!!!
35 RW774477 : can SOMEBODY get me a tow !!! rw774477
36 Post contains images 777236ER : "I don't wanna be an f/o any more! I wanna be a CAPTAIN! I'll jump! I mean it!!" "um..guys.....i'm..er..stuck...." "I think it was a cow we hit.....or
37 Tom in NO : 1) singing "Do You Know the Way to San Jose?" 2) "Ah, please check under the hood while you're at it." 3) "So, Officer, I was speeding? Doing mach .78
38 Twa902fly : "Back it up... slowly" "Oh shit, we're being followed" "Speed up they're gaining on us" "You do the driving, I'll do the shooting" "Gotta get rid of t
39 Post contains images AWspicious : "JIM, I SWEAR... YOU CAN SEE RIGHT DOWN HER TOP!"
40 Vafi88 : F/O: My ass itches C: Well here I'll scratch it for you F/O: Here let me get out a bit so you can really get into it... C: ok F/O: Thats the spot, tha
41 PPGMD : "Filler up, check the oil also please."
42 AA61hvy : "you got any jumper cables?"
43 SUDDEN : "HI cuty...what go for a spin?"
44 Rwy31R : in a childish tone "hey you down there.. I'm in the cockpit and youuuuu are not!"
45 Rwy31R : in a childish tone "hey you down there.. I'm in the cockpit and youuuuu are not!"
46 747-600X : "...wonder how far out I can lean before I-"
47 SophieMaltese : "Show me your tits!" (Guess I've heard that too many times from balconies in the French Quarter...)
48 Spaceman : Ah can you check if my front tires are flat? or NO we ain't got a seat for you!
49 Post contains images DeltaASA16 : *Crash* Damnit!! That window glass isn't Cheap! I'll bet it comes out of my next paycheck! Aww damn, now I won't be able to afford that new car i've b
50 Sharpnfuzzy : "Ugh!! I'm never eating another inflight meal again".
51 Big777jet : Can you pass the Grey Poupon please? Big777jet
52 Accidentally : "Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street?"
53 TWA717_200 : I like the Grey Poupon thingy...
54 Standby87 : "I'm sure I felt a bump back there, has anyone seen the pushback guy?" Or... "These new security procedures are ridiculous. The cockpit door is now so
55 L-188 : I'M GONNA HURL!!!
56 Post contains images 9V-SVE : Hey Stupid, start up those engines!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oops, I vomited, that stinky KFC chicken meal. Oh okay, go wash yourself John and ask another idio
57 Ganymed : "Woke up this mornin and she ´s gone. ´bye cruel world!" or "Hep you,woncha just pick up my teeth and throw them back up to me ,let´s see if I ´m
58 LuckySevens : If it was AF: No, and go away or I shall taunt you a second time.
59 L-188 : STELLA!!! STELLA!!! STELLA!!!
60 Boeingnut : "Thats just the sound of the engines struggling.... Thats just the sound of the carp swimming around your feet...." Yes, the Simpsons CAN be quoted fo
61 Heavymetal : "TOLD YA I COULD PARK THIS BITCH ON A DIME AND GIVE YA BACK CHANGE! PAY UP, SMART ASS!"
62 Delboy : "Watch out, there's Wingman" THHUUMMPPP "Oh shit, we've just run over him, quick reverse" "Now forward" "Now back" This is more English humour, hope
63 RJ777 : 1) JANE! STOP THIS CRAZY THING! 2) Da Da! BatDog! 3) What do you mean we're out of Gas?! 4) Dang it! I Blew a tire! Oh Well, I still have 9 left! 5) I
64 A330DAT : Darn pigeons...
65 Vafi88 : " I'll have number 7 with cheese, no make it without cheese. With a coke, no diet coke and xlarge fries" "Hey buddy, do you want anything in this FLYB
66 MIAspotter : Ok so i just fly up north till London then up to scotland and make a slight left on the ocean and straigt to Reikjavik!!! Thanks buddy or ALLLLLL ABOA
67 Milemaster : Someone help me find my contact lens!
68 Dragon-wings : Hey buddy.......I seem to be lost, can you give me directions to JFK?
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