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BA Says 255 Handcuffs Missing|Possible Fetish Link  
User currently offlineSingapore_Air From United Kingdom, joined Nov 2000, 13738 posts, RR: 19
Posted (12 years 6 months 1 week 4 days 17 hours ago) and read 1769 times:

BA issues handcuff amnesty for staff

British Airways has announced a handcuff amnesty for staff after 255 pairs of cuffs went missing.

A spokeswoman told Ananova 17 pairs had been used to restrain unruly passengers, but the other pairs were missing.

She said staff would not be punished in any way if they return any company handcuffs they may have.

A memo in Cabin Crew News suggested either a large number of cuffs were used in restraint, or BA employed a lot of fetishists.

The memo in the internal magazine, written by Simon Packer, head of BA's safety and evacuation systems, said: "Your exotic practices in the bedroom are your own business, but please stick to the Ann Summers furry handcuffs.

"Replacing the ones from the restraint kit is costing BA a fortune."

The BA spokeswoman told Ananova: "Clearly our crew are so professional, they practise restraint procedures at home."


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User currently offlineIkarus From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 3524 posts, RR: 2
Reply 1, posted (12 years 6 months 1 week 4 days 17 hours ago) and read 1731 times:

Is this true?  Laugh out loud  Laugh out loud

Now suddenly I understand why they bark at passengers who dare open their seatbelts before the plane is at the gate... Must be an enjoyable job for them, after all  Big grin

Regards

Ikarus


User currently offlineAndreas From Germany, joined Oct 2001, 6104 posts, RR: 31
Reply 2, posted (12 years 6 months 1 week 4 days 17 hours ago) and read 1722 times:

It was always a rumour, though a very plausible one: Brits are into bondage games. I knew it!!!

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User currently offlineJim From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 455 posts, RR: 1
Reply 3, posted (12 years 6 months 1 week 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 1638 times:

Where can I get a BA application?  Wink/being sarcastic

User currently offlineBobcat From United States of America, joined Jun 2007, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 4, posted (12 years 6 months 1 week 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 1624 times:

Have they checked on Ebay? Chances
are high that a few might have been
auctioned on Ebay...

Just take a look at one of the hottest
items available on Ebay:

Enron Corporation's "Code of Ethics" book
When I looked last week, there were
over 100 of them up for auction... one
even got as high as USD$200!

There's not telling how much a pair
of British Airways standard issue
handcuffs can go... I know the unused
barf bags has been been sold for $11.


User currently offlineRyu2 From Taiwan, joined Aug 2002, 490 posts, RR: 0
Reply 5, posted (12 years 6 months 1 week 4 days 6 hours ago) and read 1603 times:

A memo in Cabin Crew News suggested either a large number of cuffs were used in restraint, or BA employed a lot of fetishists.

"Or"? Perhaps it could be both? Practice fetishes with the unruly pax?  Smile


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