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User currently offlineFly_yhm From Canada, joined Dec 2000, 1697 posts, RR: 9
Posted (13 years 4 months 3 weeks 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 2290 times:

I don't know for sure if this is the right fourm for this or not but im sure if it isnt I will hear it from someone.

A jumbo jet is just coming into the Toronto Airport
on it's final approach. The pilot comes on the
intercom, "This is your Captain. We're on our final
descent into Toronto. I want to thank you for flying
with us today and I hope you enjoy your stay in

He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his conversation from the cockpit.
The copilot says to the pilot,"Well, skipper, watcha
gonna do in Toronto?"

"Well," says the skipper, "first I'm gonna check into
the hotel and take a big crap then I'm gonna take that new stewardess with the huge breasts out for
dinner..then I'm gonna wine her and dine her, take her
back to my room and put it to her big time all night."
Everyone on the plane hears this and immediately
begins looking up and down the isles trying to get a
look at the new stewardess. Meanwhile the new stewardess is at the very back of the plane.
She's so embarrassed that she starts to run to try
and get to the cockpit to turn off the intercom.
Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's
bag and down she goes.

The old lady leans over and says: "No need to hurry,
dear. He's gotta take a shit first."

I thought it was kinda funny


Where will you spend eternity? He,s more real then you think!!!!!
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User currently offlineGoAllegheny From United States of America, joined Nov 2000, 340 posts, RR: 0
Reply 1, posted (13 years 4 months 3 weeks 2 days ago) and read 2252 times:

You're right. Wrong forum, bad language, poor spelling. Three strikes and you're out!

User currently offlineBlink182 From United States of America, joined Oct 1999, 5493 posts, RR: 14
Reply 2, posted (13 years 4 months 3 weeks 2 days ago) and read 2236 times:

LOL Big grin Big grin Big grin

Wrong forum though, try the non-av, you might get a better response there.


Give me a break, I created this username when I was a kid...
User currently offlineSlawko From Canada, joined May 1999, 3803 posts, RR: 8
Reply 3, posted (13 years 4 months 3 weeks 2 days ago) and read 2224 times:

Give it a rest with this wrong forum BS already...it sa funny, and it was an aviation joke...WHy dont you guys go pick on the stupid AvsB wars, or the "My airport is Underserved" BS thats out there.

"Clive Beddoe says he favours competition, but his actions do not support that idea." Robert Milton - CEO Air Canada
User currently offlineFly_yhm From Canada, joined Dec 2000, 1697 posts, RR: 9
Reply 4, posted (13 years 4 months 3 weeks 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 2184 times:

Thanks Slawko

GoAllegeny welcome to the 21st century scince hen was "shit" bad Language as for the spelling I just copied and pasted it.

As for me being out wrong again as you can tell im still here.

BTW last I herd all of the following were aviation related
Stewardesses(flight Attendents)
Jumbo Jets

Where will you spend eternity? He,s more real then you think!!!!!
User currently offlineHeavymetal From Ireland, joined May 2015, 12 posts, RR: 0
Reply 5, posted (13 years 4 months 3 weeks 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 2173 times:

Uh oh! Post Nazis!

Wrong forum for post Nazis!

Good joke, but not believable. NO ONE swears in the skies over Canada. It's far too courteous a country.  Wink/being sarcastic

Make them landing at Newark. :-o

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