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User currently offlineDripstick From Canada, joined Dec 2001, 2364 posts, RR: 21
Posted (12 years 3 months 3 weeks 18 hours ago) and read 1994 times:

Any suggestions on captions for these?

#1.


#2.


#3.


#4.



What's another word for thesaurus?
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User currently offlineAlaska739 From United States of America, joined Apr 2002, 86 posts, RR: 0
Reply 1, posted (12 years 3 months 3 weeks 18 hours ago) and read 1893 times:

1. Presidential candidate George W. Bush poses in front of his campaign's Boeing 757 in _________.



north dakota sucks.
User currently offlineCessnapimp From Canada, joined Oct 2001, 1320 posts, RR: 20
Reply 2, posted (12 years 3 months 3 weeks 18 hours ago) and read 1872 times:

1. Duh! I'm Mr Stupid Head! (never gets old... never). or how 'bout: ...and here's dickface in front of the Cheney plane.

2. Could we do this shoot at altitude please? I'm sure
that when the controller said no delay, he meant no photoshoot with the parking brake on and the pilots waiting behind the camera!

3.... and the load bearing stuff is... where?

4. That's right kids! Those nice fancy colours are only on the OUTSIDE! HAHAHAHAA !!!


User currently offlineAlaska739 From United States of America, joined Apr 2002, 86 posts, RR: 0
Reply 3, posted (12 years 3 months 3 weeks 18 hours ago) and read 1849 times:

Oh, you're going for humor? My bad... Don't listen to the newbie.


north dakota sucks.
User currently offlineVolvo olympian From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2002, 15 posts, RR: 0
Reply 4, posted (12 years 3 months 3 weeks 18 hours ago) and read 1848 times:

'Some like Bush. Some like Dick. Others like Bush and Dick, but I prefer the 757-300.'

User currently offlineVolvo olympian From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2002, 15 posts, RR: 0
Reply 5, posted (12 years 3 months 3 weeks 18 hours ago) and read 1831 times:

'Self-loading cargo always smile regardless of treatment.'

User currently offlineVafi88 From United States of America, joined Apr 2001, 3116 posts, RR: 17
Reply 6, posted (12 years 3 months 3 weeks 18 hours ago) and read 1816 times:

1)Just stand there a little longer so the plane.....
2)Just started the hooker massage service in first class
3) Air-bus Get it? HAHAHAHA!!
4)that's what you call economy-2 to a seat.



I'd like to elect a president that has a Higher IQ than a retarted ant.
User currently offlineCmk10 From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 513 posts, RR: 3
Reply 7, posted (12 years 3 months 3 weeks 18 hours ago) and read 1808 times:

1. Bush decides its been too long sice he had cocaine and he wanders onto the runway.
2. Fly Air Poser.
3. The Twister a came and blew off the doors.
4. Mommy, are we gonna go up in the air?
DC-10's Forever



"Traveling light is the only way to fly" - Eric Clapton
User currently offlineLubcha132 From United States of America, joined Feb 2001, 2776 posts, RR: 7
Reply 8, posted (12 years 3 months 3 weeks 19 hours ago) and read 1795 times:

1. President Bush @ IAD prior to his trip to read stories to deaf children.
2. Boeing's latest technological advance, a plane with 2 cockpits


User currently offlineVolvo olympian From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2002, 15 posts, RR: 0
Reply 9, posted (12 years 3 months 3 weeks 19 hours ago) and read 1799 times:

'To avoid unnecessary fear and distress, children should be kept away from our pioneering electric windows'.

[Note the gap beteen window glass and fuselage due to layering]


User currently offlineCessnapimp From Canada, joined Oct 2001, 1320 posts, RR: 20
Reply 10, posted (12 years 3 months 3 weeks 19 hours ago) and read 1786 times:

LOL Lubcha132:

Here's another one for #1:

Bush: "Make no mistake... I better win because this is getting expensive" (If it gets iffy, I'll just make so that they accept armed forces overseas votes after the deadline)


User currently offlineSamurai 777 From Canada, joined Jan 2000, 2458 posts, RR: 4
Reply 11, posted (12 years 3 months 3 weeks 19 hours ago) and read 1779 times:

1. "$%#@! Who the hell christened my 757 the 'Flying Dick'!!"

2. The guy in the shades: "Hey Captain, you mind if we try to join the Mile High club in here?"

3. In a desperate bid to keep their airline flying, Red and Harold, the two guys from the Red Green Show decided to get creative in cutting costs.

4. "Wow, it's sure cramped in here! Now I know why Daddy calls it 'Cattle class'!"


User currently offlineVolvo olympian From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2002, 15 posts, RR: 0
Reply 12, posted (12 years 3 months 3 weeks 18 hours ago) and read 1766 times:

'This is what we will use to bomb Iraq'.

User currently offlineVolvo olympian From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2002, 15 posts, RR: 0
Reply 13, posted (12 years 3 months 3 weeks 18 hours ago) and read 1761 times:

'My first trip abroad'

User currently offlineCessnapimp From Canada, joined Oct 2001, 1320 posts, RR: 20
Reply 14, posted (12 years 3 months 3 weeks 18 hours ago) and read 1753 times:

"Iraq.... Y- R- O- C... Iraq"

User currently offlineCcrlR From United States of America, joined Aug 2001, 2232 posts, RR: 0
Reply 15, posted (12 years 3 months 3 weeks 18 hours ago) and read 1745 times:
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This is what I think
#1 I look good behind that now where do I go???
#4 Ooh I don't feel too good! Those clouds look funny and are making me sick!



"He was right, it is a screaming metal deathtrap!"-Cosmo (from the Fairly Oddparents)
User currently offlineBoeing727 From United States of America, joined May 1999, 952 posts, RR: 0
Reply 16, posted (12 years 3 months 3 weeks 14 hours ago) and read 1705 times:

You want to waste this beauty on IRAQ!!!

You are out of your mind....


#1) About time I get out of this narrow body and get into something a little wider...like a B747

Boeing727


User currently offlineDavid B. From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 3148 posts, RR: 5
Reply 17, posted (12 years 3 months 3 weeks 14 hours ago) and read 1691 times:

#4) Who has a tighter pitot tube Big grin


Teenage-know-it-alls should be shot on sight
User currently offlineNotdownnlocked From United States of America, joined Sep 2000, 929 posts, RR: 1
Reply 18, posted (12 years 3 months 3 weeks 13 hours ago) and read 1670 times:

1. GWB looking pretty proud as Laura points out his suit matches his plane and on this same day his daughter has made it through another day without getting caught drinking.


2. Delta's pilots finally come up with a suitable crew rest area for their 767-400's and as an added bonus can also use this area while nonreving on flights under 8 hours.

3. A happy crowd on the inaugural first Cessna 150-400ER as they ready for their flight from ORD to MDW.

4. Another happy day as the children of one of the local Romanian orphanages heads off for another tour of the grounded aircraft at the local technical museum.


User currently offlineFanofjets From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 1960 posts, RR: 3
Reply 19, posted (12 years 3 months 3 weeks 6 hours ago) and read 1637 times:

No. 1:
"You won't have Dick to push around anymore"
-or-
"I've heard of politicians making poor bedfellows, but with a Dick and Bush, we thought we'd be the exception."

No. 2:
"So that's whay they call it the cockpit!"

No. 3:
"With our Royal Deluxe II Experimental Sooper-Dooper Cub, who needs airsickness bags?"

No. 4:
Bush and Cheney revisited.



The aeroplane has unveiled for us the true face of the earth. -Antoine de Saint-Exupery
User currently offlineDripstick From Canada, joined Dec 2001, 2364 posts, RR: 21
Reply 20, posted (12 years 3 months 3 weeks 6 hours ago) and read 1630 times:

#1. "I'll be darned if they didn't throw in this $100 suit when I upgraded to first class!"

#2. Pictured are Uta and Deter of Touch-Meena-Monkey Airways. "Ja, now vee pose for da kamerah!!!"

#3. Introducing Bubba Airlines' new maximum leg-room service to Skeeterville. Laura,(lady with white shoes) can't wait to read a special edition "Gone with the Wind"

#4. Larry and his younger brother Darryl, seem a little concerned as their other brother Darryl, stands on the wing taking pictures before take-off.



What's another word for thesaurus?
User currently offlineCaptaingomes From Canada, joined Feb 2001, 6413 posts, RR: 56
Reply 21, posted (12 years 3 months 3 weeks 4 hours ago) and read 1602 times:

1. Bush's campaign for president of the U.S.A.

2. Clinton's campaign for president of the U.S.A.

3. Royal Airline's comeback!!! With service from Toronto to Montreal  Smile

4. ... Royal Airlines, once again, the airline of smiling people!!!  Smile



"it's kind of like an Airbus, it's an engineering marvel, but there's no sense of passion" -- J. Clarkson re: Coxster
User currently offlineYyz717 From Canada, joined Sep 2001, 16245 posts, RR: 56
Reply 22, posted (12 years 3 months 3 weeks 4 hours ago) and read 1585 times:

#1: Damn, I think I wet my pants again.
#2: Don't we look like real pilots? God, we're cool.
#3: Wow, maybe I can join the mile-high with that hot fox in the brown dress right behind me.
#4: I'm gonna be sick again.




Panam, TWA, Ansett, Eastern.......AC next? Might be good for Canada.
User currently offlineCaptaingomes From Canada, joined Feb 2001, 6413 posts, RR: 56
Reply 23, posted (12 years 3 months 3 weeks 4 hours ago) and read 1575 times:

another one for #3 ...

Back from the fishing trip, we know who ate all the fish! Tubby in the second last row who doesn't fit in his seat!!!

Or another suggestion is that, he's gay, and is trying to distance himself as much as possible to the GIRL next to him! That would also suggest why he didn't sit next to the one in pink! What a dork!  Smile



"it's kind of like an Airbus, it's an engineering marvel, but there's no sense of passion" -- J. Clarkson re: Coxster
User currently offlineExitRow From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (12 years 3 months 2 weeks 6 days 20 hours ago) and read 1536 times:

#1: After doing countless lines of coke and downing a fifth of Jack Daniels, then-Governer George W. Bush exited the aircraft and wandered the ramp area for 20 minutes before being reigned in by Secret Service agents.

#2: "Please put your massage table in the upright position prior to take-off."

#3: First and last flight of the "Group Mile-High Club" service.

#4: In a new humanitarian effort, rock musician Bono has begun shipping underpriveledged Irish children to America.



25 DTW/ORD Fan! : heh heh #4 "Continental Airlines introduces their new service that helps ensure ground delays are more pleasureable! First come, first serve!!!"
26 Braniff place : 3. Qantas's new super-slimline international economy class service. If you dont smile for the photo, you will be shot.
27 Srbmod : 1. What's that, you want me to take an air sample? 2. Promo shot for the new HBO/Discovery Wings program, "Sex in the Cockpit". 3. A rare shot of the
28 Greg : 4. If you don't fly our airline, we will shoot these children...
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