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What Airline Does She Work For?  
User currently offlineSeven37s From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (12 years 4 months 2 weeks 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 2071 times:

A guy sitting at an airport bar noticed a beautiful woman sitting next to him.
He thought, "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant; but which airline does she work for?"

Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and said, "Love to fly and it shows?"
She gave him a blank, confused stare and he thought to himself, Ooh s***, she doesn't work for Delta.

A few seconds later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again, "Something special in the air?" She gave him the same
confused look.

He mentally kicked himself and scratched American Airlines off the list.
Next he tried, "I would really love to fly your friendly skies?"
This time the woman barked back at him, "Man, what the f.... do you want?"

The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, "Ahhh, Northwest..."


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User currently offlineDelta777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 656 posts, RR: 0
Reply 1, posted (12 years 4 months 2 weeks 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 1915 times:

here we go again with Northwest. But it is very funny. Smile

D E L T A 7 7 7


User currently offline747 4-ever From Sweden, joined Feb 2001, 604 posts, RR: 18
Reply 2, posted (12 years 4 months 2 weeks 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 1869 times:

That was a very funny, but is Northwest really that bad?  Big grin

User currently offlineBlink182 From Azerbaijan, joined Oct 1999, 5480 posts, RR: 15
Reply 3, posted (12 years 4 months 2 weeks 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 1829 times:

Old joke. By the way- "Come fly our friendly skies" was a United Slogan and thats how the joke originally was.

blink



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User currently offlineKeesje From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (12 years 4 months 2 weeks 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 1813 times:

I understand she was a beauty.

Perhaps the man was just a Continental stallion & not so attractive ...

 Wink/being sarcastic


User currently offlineChepos From Puerto Rico, joined Dec 2000, 6214 posts, RR: 11
Reply 5, posted (12 years 4 months 2 weeks 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 1798 times:

LOL- That was prety funny.
Chepos



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User currently offlineUal777contrail From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (12 years 4 months 2 weeks 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 1728 times:

please dont comment on northwest, we have some very sensitive people here.

great joke!


User currently offlineApuneger From Belgium, joined Sep 2000, 3032 posts, RR: 11
Reply 7, posted (12 years 4 months 2 weeks 3 days 10 hours ago) and read 1669 times:

Oh man, I've never heard this one, but I think it's a very funny one (by the way, I don't care what airlines are mentioned...)

Ivan



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User currently offlineSkippy777 From Netherlands, joined Dec 2001, 816 posts, RR: 0
Reply 8, posted (12 years 4 months 2 weeks 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 1648 times:

Cool and funny I shall use that yoke when I have a meeting with Northwest.



User currently offlineKeesje From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (12 years 4 months 2 weeks 3 days 6 hours ago) and read 1562 times:

Unfriendly or not, she has $ 2.5 bill. in the bank & is looking for opportunity´s...

 Smile/happy/getting dizzy


User currently offlineNWA From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 1200 posts, RR: 3
Reply 10, posted (12 years 4 months 2 weeks 2 days 23 hours ago) and read 1462 times:

Thats right Keesje. notice that she was hot also, something you wont find on american  Wink/being sarcastic


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User currently offlineHlywdCatft From United States of America, joined Jan 2001, 5321 posts, RR: 6
Reply 11, posted (12 years 4 months 2 weeks 2 days 23 hours ago) and read 1448 times:

Someone told that same joke a couple weeks ago on here but it was about United instead

User currently offlineRhino4ever From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 146 posts, RR: 3
Reply 12, posted (12 years 4 months 2 weeks 2 days 16 hours ago) and read 1387 times:

From my experience, she is from American or United.

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