Lecrack From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Posted (13 years 3 months 4 weeks 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 7478 times:
Im so scared to fly i cant even blink, i have to fly to london from sfo on virgin air and i am sooo terrified that a plane (a thick ass vessel) should not be able to stay in the air and if someone can help me, id like to sleep thanks..ok bye, i have seen the movie airplane too many times and i am worried about what the pilot eats for dinner, also, i am worried if our pilot is suicidle...oh my god i hope who ever reads this isnt the pilot flying my plane .. if you are please dont make any big bumps, crashes etc. i am so scared and there isnt enough alchohol on board to keep me passed out..ok bye ..please be nice i am24 and i really dont want to die on a plane..
FlyCMH From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 2260 posts, RR: 11 Reply 2, posted (13 years 3 months 4 weeks 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 7069 times:
First of all, try and calm down. The chances of your aircraft experiencing ANY type of mid-air calamity are highly improbable. If a window seat makes you feel uncomfortable, try to be seated in the middle aisle seats. You will barely notice you are off the ground. I also recommend going up to see the pilots and asking any questions that might be bothering you. It will make you appreciate how hard the people up front are trying to make your flight as smooth and comfortable as possible. I would also recommend trying to sleep during the flight, and listen to music you find relaxing. Take a good book along, one that will take your mind off of being in the air. Also, don't dwell on the thought of crashing, that only makes things worse. Try and think of how enjoyable the flight will be. I hope this helps, also remember the old saying:
Pilot1113 From United States of America, joined Aug 1999, 2333 posts, RR: 13 Reply 4, posted (13 years 3 months 4 weeks 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 7061 times:
You really have nothing to worry about. The pilots are highly trained and know how to deal with the worst.
To just become an airline pilot you have to spend years, if not decades, training. However, once you make it to the airlines the pressure never dies. Every six months or sooner the pilot has to take a "proficiency check." What that means is that he/she gets thrown in the simulator not knowing what to expect. Sometimes the check is a normal uneventful flight, but sometimes it's the flight from hell when everything goes wrong. If he/she fails this, then that individual goes in for recurrent training. Then upon completing this, he/she takes the sim check again and if he/she passes then that person flys with the Chief Pilot. If he/she passes, then that person can fly the line!
The aircraft is built to take loads that are 4 times that of the weight. The 777 wings have been tested to actually fold above the aircraft and not break off! This wouldn't happen in real life, but it's nice to know. In addition that aircraft can do barrel rolls and come back for more! No pilot in his/her right mind is going to flip a 747 on it's back. I'm a pilot myself and I fear aerobatic maneuvers. I can't go on roller-coasters for that reason.
Any turbulance can be classified as "potholes in the road."
Spacepope From Vatican City, joined Dec 1999, 2737 posts, RR: 1 Reply 8, posted (13 years 3 months 4 weeks 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 7020 times:
Strangely enough, being a geologist has prepaed me to answer one of these questions. Airplane wings develop lift due to a force defined by the Bernoulli Equation, which is P+Pfgy+(PfU^2/2)=C. What this basically means is that if a fluid (gas or liquid) of a certain density and pressure moves over a surface, then it develops less pressure as it travels more in the same time period. an aircraft wing has a flat undersurface (which at high AOA can also be used as a kite) that is a shorter distance that the chord across the top surface. Since the top surface air has to travel farther than the bottom surface to get over the wing in the same time period, the pressure is reduced, and suction (lift) ensues. Strangely, this is also partly why rivers are so murky.
Hmmmm... From Canada, joined May 1999, 2088 posts, RR: 5 Reply 12, posted (13 years 3 months 4 weeks 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 6997 times:
HA! I'm sorry I just got in the door now. I would have loved to have jumped in on this one earlier to shut this joker down. Be careful, some of you guys out there. You have to have bullshit radar turning when you're on a forum like this. I wouldn't put this past, you know who, since he likes to use the forum as his own personal entertainment center when he's not busy posting his latest asinine observation about latest dumbass thought.
An optimist robs himself of the joy of being pleasantly surprised
AKelley728 From United States of America, joined Dec 1999, 2101 posts, RR: 6 Reply 14, posted (13 years 3 months 4 weeks 22 hours ago) and read 6958 times:
Hmmmm... - This user has a valid email address and even a homepage, so unless this is a very elaborate hoax, 'Lecrack' is probably not the user we all so love to hate. But you never know!
Authority - Everybody is entitled to have whatever screenname they want. If you check out her homepage, I think you'll see why she chose that name! And yes, and the way she spells might be off, but remember, alot of non-english speaking people frequent this forum. Their 'english' is pidgin at best!
Lecrack - To answer your question, the safest place to sit is in a seat above the wing. And yes, people have survived crashes. Most crashes happen either on takeoff or landing. Remember the United Airlines DC-10 that crashed in Sioux City a few years ago? More people survived that crash than died!
Most people who die in 'survivable' crashes die of smoke inhalation or fire. If you want to increase your chances, there are some companies that sell a 'smoke hood' that you put over your head in case of an emergency. It gives you about five minutes worth of oxygen (I think) and protects you eyes on alungs from the smoke and carbon monoxide. They go for $50-$100. And don't wear flammable clothing!
Lecrack From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 17, posted (13 years 3 months 4 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 6961 times:
first off, if i wanted to make a joke i can think of more entertaining places to do it. second, you like to fly so the fear i am feeling is something you may not understand. and as far as my spelling, i sure dont look feel like a dictionary and i dont see a spell check located anywhere on this app...and the nickname is just that, a nickname
Lecrack From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 18, posted (13 years 3 months 4 weeks 16 hours ago) and read 6956 times:
thanks to those who replied , i used to love to fly as a kid and i dont know what came over me these past few years yes i do watch movies and i have vivid nightmares of flying and crashing, so to me this is very real. the whole airplane movie referencing is really just an example (on a lighter note) that even though people joke of crashing and things that if i were actually in a situation like that i dont think it would be very funny. i have never flown this far before so .....
Bruce From United States of America, joined May 1999, 5025 posts, RR: 17 Reply 19, posted (13 years 3 months 4 weeks 14 hours ago) and read 6940 times:
Well, a couple suggestions for a long flight: concentrate on watching the movie they'll show. Sit in the center section if its a wide-body. Read. Sleep. It will all help take your mind off the fact that you are flying.
Some people get really drunk in the airport before the flight, but I think there are more constructive ways to take your mind off it.
Flying can still be as much fun as you remember it used to be.
Bruce Leibowitz - Jackson, MS (KJAN) - Canon 50D/100-400L IS lens
Pilot1113 From United States of America, joined Aug 1999, 2333 posts, RR: 13 Reply 20, posted (13 years 3 months 4 weeks 1 hour ago) and read 6921 times:
The only thing that will make you crazy is sheer bordom. Trust me, even I got bored and restless on flights.
The bland elevator music they have on the inflight music sucks (pardon my French). Yanni just doesn't cut it for me. The inflight movies are the ones that I would never watch... yes, I know bit-h, bit-h, bit-h...
I always been a novel with me, if I buy the crappy ones at the airport.
Or you just start a conversation with the person next to you...
Aca320 From Canada, joined Aug 2009, 0 posts, RR: 0 Reply 21, posted (13 years 3 months 4 weeks ago) and read 6912 times:
stay up 24 hours before you hit the plane pop a couple of gravol pills or some other mild sedative drink about four liters of water or bring it with you and I garontee that the only thing you'll remember is your ass hiten the seat before take-off and the nice flight attendant person nudging you awake to let you know you've arrived.
Sammyk From United States of America, joined Oct 1999, 1686 posts, RR: 0 Reply 22, posted (13 years 3 months 3 weeks 6 days 17 hours ago) and read 6905 times:
Hey, Lecrack, nice website..and ass, i guess thats where \\\"The Crack\\\" comes from? hehe.. I hope you have a good flight, just go to sleep and you will be fine, and/or watch the movie. Sit in the middle too.
Gomez From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 24, posted (13 years 3 months 3 weeks 6 days 16 hours ago) and read 6903 times:
No offence, maybe you are serious but your website depicts a hidden agenda. Ironic you are travelling Virgin, the shagadellic airline to Austin Powers .
Well boys she's all yours! By the way here's a fact for you Ms. crack; a person has more of a chance of being kicked in the head by a mule and dying than being killed in a plane crash. So get on that plane and enjoy your trip
25 Gocaps16: Relax..Pilots are experienced..they know what their doing. Nothing is gonnna happen, after the flight you'll be happy and enjoying to fly. BTW, the mo
26 Merlin: THE anwser is quite simple get drunk, really really drunk
27 Cirrus1011: Oh grow up the lot of you - as this person should be aware all the major carriers will give advice and assistance to those with a fear of flying. Get