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Hilarious F/a On A Southwest Flight Today...  
User currently offlineSEA nw DC10 From United States of America, joined Oct 1999, 491 posts, RR: 1
Posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 2 hours ago) and read 2247 times:

Flying out of SNA today, we had some hilarious flight attendants. For those of you who have never departed out of SNA, every aircraft performs a noise-abatement take off, basically a few seconds after you lift off, the pilot cuts the engines back to produce less sound around the houses...

Anyways, after we took off and about a couple seconds after the Captain cut the power back she said, "Sshhhhh...everybody be quiet as we pass over the houses.."

During the flight, they said, after announcing the bev. service, "If there is anything our crew can do to make your flight more enjoyable...keep it to yourself."

Love you guys at SW!

SEAnwDC10 - NWA

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User currently offlineClipperhawaii From United States of America, joined Dec 1999, 2033 posts, RR: 11
Reply 1, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 2 hours ago) and read 2157 times:

This is why SW is the only carrier that made money in the first quarter. They dont take themselves too seriously.


"You Can't Beat The Experience"
User currently offlineCathay Pacific From Australia, joined May 2000, 1864 posts, RR: 1
Reply 2, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 2 hours ago) and read 2132 times:

sounds like a fun airline to fly with!!  Smile

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User currently offlineNational_757 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 2 hours ago) and read 2127 times:

LOL! You gotta love Southwest. They may not have the best in In Flight Entertainment, but their cabin crew is one of the best in the industry.

Take Care,
National_757


User currently offlineFrequentFlyKid From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 1206 posts, RR: 1
Reply 4, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 1 hour ago) and read 2095 times:

Errrr.....any in-flight entertainment.

I'm looking forward to my first Southwest trip at the end of May!


User currently offlineDeltaflyertoo From United States of America, joined Nov 2000, 1663 posts, RR: 1
Reply 5, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week ago) and read 2040 times:

I find their humour to be funny and it makes the journey cool. But, I've also found it to be very hit and miss. I fly SWA 4X a year and the last time I had any fun like that was 3 years ago. It is my opinion only that the reason for this is they have grown so much since then that it is tough to keep staffing so many so called comedians.

User currently offlineThirtyEcho From United States of America, joined Dec 2001, 1660 posts, RR: 1
Reply 6, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week ago) and read 2021 times:

I've heard lots of funny stuff from WN flight attendants as I've been flying the airline since 1974. One of the best was the annoucement on pushback "...in the event of a sudden cabin depressurization, an oxygen mask will drop down from the overhead; now, after y'all stop screaming, place the mask..."
Another came from the flight deck when passengers were slow to find seats, "Everybody just sit down and shut up and we'll get this puppy to Dallas."


User currently offlineTbar220 From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7013 posts, RR: 26
Reply 7, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week ago) and read 2001 times:

I heard some good ones...like...

"In case of a sudden cabin depressurization, first get your husband to stop wailing like a little baby, and then help him get his oxygen mask on."

"This is a non-smoking flight just like all of Southwest Airlines. Now if you really want to smoke, you can always sit on the wings outside, but I wouldn't suggest it."

((good looking flight attendant speaking to thirteen year old kid in emergency aisle)) "I'm sorry, you can't sit in that aisle. I'm not saying that you're not a studly, good looking man, and I'm sure your plenty strong to handle it, but wait till you're older" ((kid slowly turning a dark shade of red))

((after departing from LAX)) "And on your left is the beautiful Pacific Ocean. If you strain your eyes just hard enough to your right, you just might be able to see downtown L.A. through all that smog folks"

Great stuff  Big thumbs up



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User currently offlineBrains From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 259 posts, RR: 0
Reply 8, posted (12 years 8 months 6 days 16 hours ago) and read 1888 times:

On WN 203 a week ago today, an F/A got on the PA after we landed in BDL and sang happy birthday, Monroe style, to one of the passengers. It was amusing. First time I've ever heard an F/A sing, onboard an a/c at least.


Brains
User currently offlineJayhup From United States of America, joined Jan 2002, 452 posts, RR: 0
Reply 9, posted (12 years 8 months 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 1865 times:

My brother and a friend heard this joke on a Southwest flight last year and are still laughing about it....

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says...'hey, we've got a drink named after you.' The grasshopper responds...'you have a drink named Steve?'

According to them they were the only two laughing. I thought it was kind of witty.....

JH


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