UPS Pilot From United States of America, joined May 1999, 871 posts, RR: 3 Posted (12 years 9 months 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 1179 times:
A jumbo jet is just coming into the Toronto Airport on its final approach. The pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain. We're on final descent into Toronto. I want to thank you for flying with us today and I hope you enjoy your stay in Toronto. "He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his conversation from the cockpit. The co-pilot says to the pilot. Well skipper, what are you going to do in Toronto?" Now all ears are listening to this conversation. Well" says the skipper, "first I'm going check into the hotel and take a crap. Then I'm going take that new stewardess out for supper, you know, the one with the huge boobs. I'm going wine and dine her, take her back to my room and put it to her all night." Everyone on the plane is trying to get a look at the new stewardess. She's so embarrassed that she runs from the back of the plane to try and get to the cockpit to turn the intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's bag and down she goes. The old lady leans over and says: "No need to run, dear. He's got to take a shit first."