Sponsor Message:
Civil Aviation Forum
My Starred Topics | Profile | New Topic | Forum Index | Help | Search 
Funniest Airport Names... (Not Codes)  
User currently offlineMaiznblu_757 From United States of America, joined Mar 2002, 5112 posts, RR: 45
Posted (13 years 9 months 2 weeks 5 days 22 hours ago) and read 2373 times:

This has to be the funniest hands down. At least they have a jet based there.

http://www.airnav.com/airport/29OK




FlightID: N550DW (General Aviation, Jet)
Status: DEPARTED, ENROUTE
Ground Spd: 384 kts (Assigned: 360)
Altitude: 271C(hundreds of feet) (Assigned: 240)
Type: C550 (Cessna Aircraft Citation 2)
Origin Apt: 29OK DITCH WITCH
Dest Apt: TVC CHERRY CAPITAL
Departed: 1643Z ETA: 1843Z
Distance Fm: 604.21 NM To Dest: 131.41 NM


22 replies: All unread, jump to last
 
User currently offlineScorpio From Belgium, joined Oct 2001, 5282 posts, RR: 43
Reply 1, posted (13 years 9 months 2 weeks 5 days 20 hours ago) and read 2290 times:

This only works for people who speak Dutch, but Zurich's airport's name sounds very weird for us. 'Kloten' (as in 'zurich Kloten airport') means 'balls', as in 'male testicles' in Dutch. And I'm not talking about the 'clean' and polite word for it...

User currently offlinePhilB From Ireland, joined May 1999, 2915 posts, RR: 12
Reply 2, posted (13 years 9 months 2 weeks 5 days 20 hours ago) and read 2254 times:

Ditch Witch Airfield - where pilots leave the broom behind and fly real airplanes!!

User currently offlinePhilB From Ireland, joined May 1999, 2915 posts, RR: 12
Reply 3, posted (13 years 9 months 2 weeks 5 days 19 hours ago) and read 2232 times:

St Cloud, MN, known as Holy Overcast.



User currently offlineFlyf15 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (13 years 9 months 2 weeks 5 days 16 hours ago) and read 2150 times:

Theres a little one I've been to in southwest Wyoming. A really crappy, redneck, little grass runway that probably gets one operation a month... Greater Green River Intergalactic Spaceport (48U)


btw, Ditch Witch is an earth moving company. My old next door neighbor was a regional manager (I believe) for them.


User currently offline174thfwff From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (13 years 9 months 2 weeks 5 days 15 hours ago) and read 2131 times:

Handcock International Airport in Syracuse, NY.

User currently offlineMaiznblu_757 From United States of America, joined Mar 2002, 5112 posts, RR: 45
Reply 6, posted (13 years 9 months 2 weeks 5 days 15 hours ago) and read 2116 times:

So, that pretty much explains the 'DW' (Ditch Witch) in their Citation 550 N550DW. I wouldnt have given it a thought, but, it was flying to Traverse City, my home airport. Its registered to "The Charles Machine Works Inc." Perry, Oklahoma.



User currently offlineOzarkD9S From United States of America, joined Oct 2001, 5644 posts, RR: 21
Reply 7, posted (13 years 9 months 2 weeks 5 days 13 hours ago) and read 2088 times:

Only Congress would name an airport after 2 Presidents: Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport (DCA). What's next? Houston George Bush George W Bush Intercontinental Airport (IAH)?


Next Up: STL-DEN-SLC-SFO-PDX-ORD-STL in 25 hours. Two more states off my list.
User currently offlineBoeing4ever From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (13 years 9 months 2 weeks 5 days 13 hours ago) and read 2084 times:

Chek Lap Kok in Hong Kong can be interpreted in so many ways.  Laugh out loud

B4e  Big thumbs up


User currently offlineTrickijedi From United States of America, joined May 2001, 3266 posts, RR: 4
Reply 9, posted (13 years 9 months 2 weeks 5 days 12 hours ago) and read 2042 times:

Medicine Hat Municipal Airport
http://www.city.medicine-hat.ab.ca/cityservices/airport/

Moose Jaw Airport
http://www.nftc.net/Sites/MooseJaw.html



Its better to be on the ground wishing you were in the air than be in the air wishing you were on the ground. Fly safe!
User currently offlinePaulc From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2001, 1490 posts, RR: 0
Reply 10, posted (13 years 9 months 2 weeks 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 2017 times:

Have visited "Dead Cow International" just outside Wichita, Kansas


English First, British Second, european Never!
User currently offlineRA-85154 From Netherlands, joined Sep 2001, 618 posts, RR: 3
Reply 11, posted (13 years 9 months 2 weeks 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 1980 times:

For the Dutch speaking 'Kloten' (Zürich) would be absolute nr 1 haha Big thumbs up

User currently offlineLapper From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2002, 1680 posts, RR: 6
Reply 12, posted (13 years 9 months 2 weeks 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 1974 times:

How about French Lick, Indiana (FRH)

Or, if you like a mouthful:

Sir Seewoosagur Ramgoolam Airport - MRU


User currently offlineMEA-707 From Netherlands, joined Nov 1999, 4573 posts, RR: 31
Reply 13, posted (13 years 9 months 2 weeks 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 1972 times:

I agree with the other speakers, Kloten is absolutely hilarious in Dutch, also because the word is used like in the US the word "sucking" or "it sucks."
Some other slighly funny names are Bristol Lulsgate (again with the vulgar way of talking about another male organ (same would be if kulula of south Africa would be better known here). Somewhat more innocently, the former name of Johannesburg; Jan Smuts Airport, sounds kind of dorky, Smuts sounds like the sound of a pie you smash in someone's face.



nobody has ever died from hard work, but why take the risk?
User currently offlineSAS-A340 From Sweden, joined Aug 2000, 24 posts, RR: 0
Reply 14, posted (13 years 9 months 2 weeks 5 days 8 hours ago) and read 1963 times:

Jan Smuts Airport is a bit funny in swedish. Smuts = dirt.

Best regards from Sweden....


User currently offlineRyanair!!! From Australia, joined Mar 2002, 4785 posts, RR: 24
Reply 15, posted (13 years 9 months 2 weeks 5 days 6 hours ago) and read 1916 times:

What about Kolkatta's Dum Dum Airport (CCU) in India?


Welcome to my starry one world alliance, a team in the sky!
User currently offlineRjnut From United States of America, joined Dec 1999, 1551 posts, RR: 0
Reply 16, posted (13 years 9 months 2 weeks 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 1854 times:

Chep Lap Kok could easily be mispronounced as Chapped Lip Cock

User currently offlineAcidradio From United States of America, joined Mar 2001, 1880 posts, RR: 10
Reply 17, posted (13 years 9 months 2 weeks 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 1836 times:
AIRLINERS.NET CREW
FORUM MODERATOR

Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport... poor old Ronald probably doesn't realize that there is an airport named after him and where it is.


Ich haben zwei Platzspielen und ein Microphone
User currently offlineMaiznblu_757 From United States of America, joined Mar 2002, 5112 posts, RR: 45
Reply 18, posted (13 years 9 months 2 weeks 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 1790 times:

Ok, since the Dutch have such funny translations, does Schiphol mean Shithole? LOL.



User currently offlineMcringring From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (13 years 9 months 2 weeks 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 1786 times:

Chad Thomas Int'l
Grand Rapids, MI


User currently offlineKarliboy From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 254 posts, RR: 0
Reply 20, posted (13 years 9 months 2 weeks 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 1759 times:

i'm not sure on this but isn't Barcelona's airport called El Prat?

regards

Karl


User currently offlineMaiznblu_757 From United States of America, joined Mar 2002, 5112 posts, RR: 45
Reply 21, posted (13 years 9 months 2 weeks 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 1737 times:

Username: Mcringring
Posted 2002-07-18 19:30:44 and read 41 times.
Chad Thomas Int'l
Grand Rapids, MI


Ok... That was a good one! LOL!

I am glad I havent caught that new grotesque "Hubrisus nil Comedius" disease yet..

I hope you make it thru it, mcring, truly I do. Best of luck.

 Big grin





User currently offlineMaiznblu_757 From United States of America, joined Mar 2002, 5112 posts, RR: 45
Reply 22, posted (13 years 9 months 2 weeks 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 1732 times:

http://www.airnav.com/airport/48U

This one is pretty funny... 100 ops a year. HAH!



Top Of Page
Forum Index

This topic is archived and can not be replied to any more.

Printer friendly format

Similar topics:More similar topics...
Female Airport Names posted Thu Jan 5 2006 16:11:23 by EuroBonus
Confusing Airport Names... posted Tue Nov 8 2005 23:54:13 by Carmenlu15
SA Airport Security Not So Bad..... posted Tue Nov 9 2004 18:41:47 by Andz
BBC's "Airport" Not A Goal For Dwings posted Sat Sep 11 2004 19:13:07 by MartinairYYZ
Spotting At ATL Airport Hilton..Not Bad! posted Sun Apr 11 2004 05:13:01 by Iflyatldl
Cool Airport Names - What Are Your's posted Tue Sep 23 2003 17:00:54 by B747FAN
LAX Airport-Monitor Not Available Anymore? posted Sun Jul 7 2002 17:21:13 by Bobcat
Twin City Airport Names Limited To The West? posted Sat Dec 22 2001 07:49:33 by Airmale
Airline Names Not Being Used posted Tue May 15 2001 01:20:48 by SESGDL
Airport Names posted Sun May 6 2001 05:56:45 by Delta_fly_boy