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If An Airline Was A Woman...  
User currently offline727LOVER From United States of America, joined Oct 2001, 6422 posts, RR: 17
Posted (12 years 1 week 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 1594 times:

UNITED:

She used to be really wealthy, but now she's about to go on welfare



BRITISH AIRWAYS:

A stuffy old broad with her nose in the air



SOUTHWEST:

She's a cheap whore!!!



JETBLUE:

Cheap,yet so very sheik!! (Think Wal-mart with a touch of Saks 5th Ave.)


 Smile


Listen Betty, don't start up with your 'White Zone' s*** again.
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User currently offlineJessman From United States of America, joined Jul 2001, 1506 posts, RR: 7
Reply 1, posted (12 years 1 week 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 1583 times:

Delta:
A conservative southern belle who stays close to home  Smile


User currently offlineSingapore_Air From United Kingdom, joined Nov 2000, 13742 posts, RR: 19
Reply 2, posted (12 years 1 week 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 1572 times:

Singapore Airlines:
A slim Asian beauty with the charm and friendliness that goes abound Big grin



Anyone can fly, only the best Soar.
User currently offlineJj From Algeria, joined Jun 2001, 1227 posts, RR: 2
Reply 3, posted (12 years 1 week 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 1563 times:

Aerolineas Argentinas:

A divorced and brokenharted woman, that will do anything for money.


User currently offlineUnited_Fan From United States of America, joined Nov 2000, 7485 posts, RR: 7
Reply 4, posted (12 years 1 week 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 1552 times:

Tower Air .................
We need some good ones for that one.  Big grin



'Empathy was yesterday...Today, you're wasting my Mother-F'ing time' - Heat.
User currently offlineDragogoalie From Australia, joined Oct 2001, 1220 posts, RR: 6
Reply 5, posted (12 years 1 week 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 1550 times:

Northwest would be one that sucks  Wink/being sarcastic

--dragogoalie-#88--



Formerly known as Jap. Srsly. AUSTRALIA: 2 days!
User currently offlineBigo747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (12 years 1 week 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 1547 times:

China Airlines:

A woman who keeps receiving operations, but ended up getting sicker.


User currently offlineArsenal@LHR From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2001, 7792 posts, RR: 20
Reply 7, posted (12 years 1 week 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 1532 times:
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Northwest:

An old queen, still going strong after all those years.  Big grin



In Arsene we trust!!
User currently offlineJj From Algeria, joined Jun 2001, 1227 posts, RR: 2
Reply 8, posted (12 years 1 week 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 1531 times:

Ryanair

She really sucks



User currently offlineBoeing4ever From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (12 years 1 week 3 days 10 hours ago) and read 1500 times:

LOT Polish Airlines...attractive broad but be warned, piss her off, and she'll hurt you

Lufthansa...Helga the maid

B4e-Forever New Frontiers


User currently offlineCiro From Brazil, joined Aug 1999, 662 posts, RR: 6
Reply 10, posted (12 years 1 week 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 1463 times:

Nice topic!


Virgin Atlantic
That short, cute and machiavelic girl from high-school

KLM
A gradma who never changes her old blue pijamas

Aeroflot
Beautiful and potentialy dangeurs

Varig
Once a young, slim, from a latino tradional rich family and now fat, old and totaly broken

Koren Air
She falls, but not in love.

Qantas
Rich cool blondie who drives a convertible, just like Barbie.

Canadian Airlines
The poor cousin from North

SAA
The lady who lives in that nice big house in the middle of nowhere.

American Airlines
The bully, fat and reddish hair girl who spanks the little and innocent ones and steal their lunch bags.

Mexicana
Hmmm... Just think of Jennifer Lopez!

Cubana
She wishes she could live (what about flying??) to Miami.

SAS
The nice blonde next door.

Thai Airways
She wants a divorce but doesn´t have the guts! -> Just think of Star Alliance.

 Smile












The fastest way to become a millionaire in the airline business is to start as a billionaire.
User currently offlineMxCtrlr From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 2485 posts, RR: 35
Reply 11, posted (12 years 1 week 3 days 7 hours ago) and read 1415 times:

Nice topic but I go to the airlines to get away from women!  Big grin If the airline were another woman, I probably wind up divorced from here too!!!!!!  Smile

MxCtrlr  Smile/happy/getting dizzy



DAMN! This SUCKS! I just had to go to the next higher age bracket in my profile! :-(
User currently offlineRayPettit From United Kingdom, joined May 2002, 608 posts, RR: 0
Reply 12, posted (12 years 1 week 3 days 7 hours ago) and read 1408 times:

Stelios' orange airline

she's easy.....



User currently offlineBobcat From United States of America, joined Jun 2007, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 13, posted (12 years 1 week 3 days 7 hours ago) and read 1398 times:

...so which airline can be called Martha Stewart? Big grin

(today's Martha, that is)


User currently offlineBlink182 From Azerbaijan, joined Oct 1999, 5480 posts, RR: 15
Reply 14, posted (12 years 1 week 3 days 6 hours ago) and read 1377 times:

For American Airlines,
The arrogant but beautiful one--> AA is very competitive and knocks out competition, but their color scheme is beautiful.

American Airlines-
The stripper-->bare metal color scheme

Delta-
The girl who changes 3 times a day -->3 color schemes

blink



Give me a break, I created this username when I was a kid...
User currently offlineBigPhilNYC From United States of America, joined Jan 2002, 4076 posts, RR: 54
Reply 15, posted (12 years 1 week 3 days 6 hours ago) and read 1372 times:

Man, I'm going to get flamed for this, but I can't resist.

ValuJet: Likes to get down and dirty.



Phil Derner Jr.
User currently offlineCessnapimp From Canada, joined Oct 2001, 1320 posts, RR: 19
Reply 16, posted (12 years 1 week 3 days 5 hours ago) and read 1340 times:

Guilty as charged, I laughed pretty hard then said out loud "that's sick!"

...oh well...whaddaya gonna do...

How 'bout Air France: Beautiful... if she'd fix herself up a little bit!

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User currently offline747buff From United States of America, joined Jan 2001, 742 posts, RR: 0
Reply 17, posted (12 years 1 week 3 days 5 hours ago) and read 1335 times:

Tower Air: Trailer Trash


At Eastern, we earn our wings every day!
User currently offlineTxAgKuwait From United States of America, joined Aug 1999, 1803 posts, RR: 42
Reply 18, posted (12 years 1 week 3 days 5 hours ago) and read 1314 times:

I have to take serious exception with the poster who classified Southwest as a cheap whore.

Southwest's role model was Ali McGraw. But nowadays I see Southwest as more of a Mary Tyler Moore type.....sensible, practical, always trying to treat people the right way.


User currently offlineBlink182 From Azerbaijan, joined Oct 1999, 5480 posts, RR: 15
Reply 19, posted (12 years 1 week 3 days 4 hours ago) and read 1287 times:

I know I am going to get flamed for this, but I guess if Air France leads by example, french women indeed do not shave their arm pits!

blink



Give me a break, I created this username when I was a kid...
User currently offlineAFC_ajax00 From United States of America, joined Nov 2000, 775 posts, RR: 0
Reply 20, posted (12 years 1 week 2 days 23 hours ago) and read 1217 times:

BLink182, trust me its not true, for the most part thank god, but it does work for the pictures!


Once you have tasted flight, you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward; for there you long to return
User currently offlineDuggan From France, joined Jan 2002, 104 posts, RR: 0
Reply 21, posted (12 years 1 week 2 days 21 hours ago) and read 1176 times:

Air France : distinguished wealthy parisian women you'd like to go out with is she could avoid watching you down her nose and not beeing late every day...

User currently offlineDash 80 From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 309 posts, RR: 2
Reply 22, posted (12 years 1 week 2 days 21 hours ago) and read 1164 times:

US Airways:

regular girl, hits the lottery, spends it all in a couple years


By the way, I guess all these airlines would have to be lesbians because they keep getting in bed together Big grin

steve



...where the rubber hits the runway...
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