Apuneger From Belgium, joined Sep 2000, 3026 posts, RR: 13 Reply 1, posted (10 years 9 months 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 2011 times:
1. OK, OK, I'll admit it: I never passed my aviation exams...I'm only a car washer...
2. Oh man, I hate it when Board of Directors decides to cut costs...The only thing we, pilots, DON'T have to do these days is actually FLY this Airbus...
3. I'll just put some duck tape over here and the window is fixed...
Clickhappy From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 9444 posts, RR: 72 Reply 2, posted (10 years 9 months 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 2005 times:
Fritzi From United Arab Emirates, joined Jun 2001, 2762 posts, RR: 2 Reply 3, posted (10 years 9 months 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 2001 times:
Since all cockpit doors on Aer Lingus have been removed to ensure the safety of the pilots since Sept. 11, this is the only way that you can enter the cockpit.
BigPhilNYC From United States of America, joined Jan 2002, 4073 posts, RR: 56 Reply 12, posted (10 years 9 months 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 1785 times:
Would someone tell Bo that it's an A321 and NOT the General Lee?
Wannabe From United States of America, joined Jun 1999, 675 posts, RR: 3 Reply 16, posted (10 years 9 months 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 1698 times:
1. In an effort to compete with Ryan Air, Aer Lingus develops a "Get your shoes shined by the pilot" campaign. However, poor planning for placing the shoe stands caused a need for improvisation.
2. "Whaddaya mean, you can't open the door once the ground crew cloeses it. I'm from Brooklyn and I got $%*##@ confirmed ticket, and if I'm late, that's just %#&*ing bad!!!
3. "Don't tell me it's real clean...see...., there's no friggin window here!!!"
Clickhappy From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 9444 posts, RR: 72 Reply 22, posted (10 years 9 months 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 1598 times:
Dripstick From Canada, joined Dec 2001, 2364 posts, RR: 24 Reply 23, posted (10 years 9 months 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 1582 times:
Captain Wormsley, suffering from a rare addiction called splatterfasciaitis, is pictured here licking the windscreen for tasty morsels of skeeter remains.
26 Jcs17: 1. The captain was so used to working for China Airlines, it just became routine for him to jump out of the window in a hurry. 2. The captain still li
27 Janne: Captain: "What is it with you guys? Every time we stop at an intersection you pop up and think yo're gonna earn a few dimes."
28 EGBB: Thanks for all the new captions on my picture..must say I am mighty impressed at some of the replies,perhaps some newspaper will print them one day As
29 Lapper: "I've missed my calling in life. I should go and work down at the traffic lights with those illegals cleaning windscreens."
30 Srbmod: #1. That's the last time I buy windshield wiper blades from a guy on the corner! #2. Not wanting to associate with those in coach, Arnold decides the
31 Caribb: This gives new meaning to the term "Cockpit Jump seat" LOL
33 Trent_800: "No captain, you DID'NT see a four leaf clover on the windshield, now get back in the cockpit and tell me again how you Irish use banana skins to prev
34 Migman: Irish autowindshield call out takes on a new meaning
35 Globemaster: You won, it has an orange pimple on top of the head.
36 Captjetblast: I'm afraid to fly!! I just wanted to compare MS Flight Simulator with Boeing Simulators!! Mom, rescue me!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
37 Captjetblast: Oh my God! What in the world did you eat last night? You and your gasses go and take another flight!
38 FearlessLeader: Uh, oh. What the @$@# was that?! We threw a rod. Is that bad? (Blues Brothers)
39 Jgore: Pilot talking to the F/O "As you do the takeoff roll, look at my face and i'll tell you what to do next" jgore
40 Ual777contrail: i say " i am getting paid to damn much to have to clean my own window" ual 777 contrail
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