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User currently offlineZebfly2 From United States of America, joined Aug 2001, 415 posts, RR: 1
Posted (11 years 8 months 2 days 13 hours ago) and read 2503 times:


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1.Damn birds!! Every time I wash this thing, they use it for target practice!!

2. No, No, you can't make me go!!!!!


Educate your children before others mis-educate them!!!
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User currently offlineApuneger From Belgium, joined Sep 2000, 3030 posts, RR: 12
Reply 1, posted (11 years 8 months 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 2454 times:

1. OK, OK, I'll admit it: I never passed my aviation exams...I'm only a car washer...

2. Oh man, I hate it when Board of Directors decides to cut costs...The only thing we, pilots, DON'T have to do these days is actually FLY this Airbus...

3. I'll just put some duck tape over here and the window is fixed...

Ivan



Ivan Coninx - Brussels Aviation Photography
User currently offlineClickhappy From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 9601 posts, RR: 69
Reply 2, posted (11 years 8 months 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 2448 times:
AIRLINERS.NET CREW
PHOTO SCREENER

"Somebody light a match"

User currently offlineFritzi From United Arab Emirates, joined Jun 2001, 2762 posts, RR: 2
Reply 3, posted (11 years 8 months 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 2444 times:

Since all cockpit doors on Aer Lingus have been removed to ensure the safety of the pilots since Sept. 11, this is the only way that you can enter the cockpit.

User currently offlineJanne From Sweden, joined Sep 2001, 379 posts, RR: 0
Reply 4, posted (11 years 8 months 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 2424 times:

Stop it, I told you, I am not gay!


User currently offlineApuneger From Belgium, joined Sep 2000, 3030 posts, RR: 12
Reply 5, posted (11 years 8 months 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 2408 times:

"Oh man, I never should have drunk that six-pack of Guiness...Brrauugghttkk..."

Ivan



Ivan Coninx - Brussels Aviation Photography
User currently offlineKaitak From Ireland, joined Aug 1999, 12328 posts, RR: 35
Reply 6, posted (11 years 8 months 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 2386 times:

1.Memo to self: Never play Twister in the cockpit again!

2.I told the FO I'd get out if he started singing Danny Boy again.

3.It's a long way to Tipperary, but you can do part of it in an Airbus.

4.You know Airbuses aren't really designed for Wingwalking, captain?

5.You don't think I can lean out further than you? Watch this!

6.Ah sure, couldn't you just board through the main door like everyone else?


User currently offlineN751PR From United States of America, joined May 2002, 1247 posts, RR: 2
Reply 7, posted (11 years 8 months 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 2321 times:

1.Dammit Dave quit putting Playboy pictures on the window!

2.Finally we can rid the window of all thse bird remains!

3.Now my next trick is to tie myself in front of the nose and stay there for the entire trip.

4.Hey I found a nickel!

5.Aw god can you quit eating the baked beand your stinking up the cockpit!



Ladies and Gentlemen it's happy hour.You will get two approaches for the price of one.
User currently offlineBoeing nut From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (11 years 8 months 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 2312 times:

"Now damnit, nobody told me this was a no parking zone!!"

User currently offlineJmc757 From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2000, 1296 posts, RR: 7
Reply 9, posted (11 years 8 months 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 2303 times:

"Cork Aiport Introduces a new Pay And Display system"

User currently offlineSquigee From Canada, joined May 2001, 652 posts, RR: 4
Reply 10, posted (11 years 8 months 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 2268 times:

"I swear, Bob, if you lock the keys in the cockpit one more time, I'll bust you down to driving the lav truck!"


Someday, we'll look back at this, laugh nervously, and then change the subject.
User currently offlineWannabe From United States of America, joined Jun 1999, 675 posts, RR: 3
Reply 11, posted (11 years 8 months 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 2239 times:

"Leave it to the FAA to decide welding the cockpit door shut is the best security against cockpit invasion!"

User currently offlineBigPhilNYC From United States of America, joined Jan 2002, 4076 posts, RR: 54
Reply 12, posted (11 years 8 months 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 2228 times:

Would someone tell Bo that it's an A321 and NOT the General Lee?




Phil Derner Jr.
User currently offlineNightcruiser From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (11 years 8 months 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 2213 times:

Whoa! I sure wouldn't want to fall off from here!

User currently offline777236ER From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (11 years 8 months 2 days 8 hours ago) and read 2201 times:

The Irish prove that they're just as stupid as everyone says they are.

User currently offlineSharpnfuzzy From Canada, joined Jun 2001, 570 posts, RR: 0
Reply 15, posted (11 years 8 months 2 days 8 hours ago) and read 2175 times:

"What'd we hit?"
...............


User currently offlineWannabe From United States of America, joined Jun 1999, 675 posts, RR: 3
Reply 16, posted (11 years 8 months 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 2141 times:

1. In an effort to compete with Ryan Air, Aer Lingus develops a "Get your shoes shined by the pilot" campaign. However, poor planning for placing the shoe stands caused a need for improvisation.

2. "Whaddaya mean, you can't open the door once the ground crew cloeses it. I'm from Brooklyn and I got $%*##@ confirmed ticket, and if I'm late, that's just %#&*ing bad!!!

3. "Don't tell me it's real clean...see...., there's no friggin window here!!!"


User currently offlineWannabe From United States of America, joined Jun 1999, 675 posts, RR: 3
Reply 17, posted (11 years 8 months 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 2112 times:

I'm really enjoying this, as you can see.

For those of you from Ireland

1. A Kerryman who wants to become a terrorist is told by his Al Quida handlers to "buy a weapon and get on a plane to Dublin."

For all of you Boeing vs. Airbus freaks

2. "I don't care what you say, I'm a Boeing guy and that sidestick just ain't safe!!!"


User currently offlineN766ua From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 8095 posts, RR: 24
Reply 18, posted (11 years 8 months 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 2074 times:

"Ohhh Airplane...mmm..oohh...airplane, yes, yes!"


This Website Censors Me
User currently offlineN766ua From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 8095 posts, RR: 24
Reply 19, posted (11 years 8 months 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 2072 times:

Hey- It is a French plane.


This Website Censors Me
User currently offlineLuchtzak From Belgium, joined Dec 2001, 468 posts, RR: 8
Reply 20, posted (11 years 8 months 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 2068 times:

Boy! That copilot really smells like s***!!! Better get some fresh air before our 2 hour long flight!!

User currently offlineExitRow From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (11 years 8 months 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 2053 times:

"DON'T JUST GET THAT WINDSCREEN CLEAN. GET IT OXYCLEAN!!!"



User currently offlineClickhappy From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 9601 posts, RR: 69
Reply 22, posted (11 years 8 months 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 2041 times:
AIRLINERS.NET CREW
PHOTO SCREENER

hahahahah ExitRow.

Billy Mays is HUGE!


User currently offlineDripstick From Canada, joined Dec 2001, 2364 posts, RR: 21
Reply 23, posted (11 years 8 months 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 2025 times:


Captain Wormsley, suffering from a rare addiction called splatterfasciaitis, is pictured here licking the windscreen for tasty morsels of skeeter remains.



What's another word for thesaurus?
User currently offlineSdate747 From United States of America, joined Oct 2000, 272 posts, RR: 0
Reply 24, posted (11 years 8 months 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 1967 times:

How about:

Kiss me, I'm Irish!


25 Post contains links and images Je89_w : LOL guys! Anyway, how about a caption for these two? 1.View Large View MediumPhoto © Je89 W. 2.View Large View MediumPhoto © Andrew Hunt Je8
26 Jcs17 : 1. The captain was so used to working for China Airlines, it just became routine for him to jump out of the window in a hurry. 2. The captain still li
27 Janne : Captain: "What is it with you guys? Every time we stop at an intersection you pop up and think yo're gonna earn a few dimes."
28 Post contains images EGBB : Thanks for all the new captions on my picture..must say I am mighty impressed at some of the replies,perhaps some newspaper will print them one day As
29 Lapper : "I've missed my calling in life. I should go and work down at the traffic lights with those illegals cleaning windscreens."
30 Srbmod : #1. That's the last time I buy windshield wiper blades from a guy on the corner! #2. Not wanting to associate with those in coach, Arnold decides the
31 Caribb : This gives new meaning to the term "Cockpit Jump seat" LOL
32 Eastern L1011 : CHINESE FIRE DRILL!!!!
33 Trent_800 : "No captain, you DID'NT see a four leaf clover on the windshield, now get back in the cockpit and tell me again how you Irish use banana skins to prev
34 Migman : Irish autowindshield call out takes on a new meaning
35 Globemaster : You won, it has an orange pimple on top of the head.
36 Captjetblast : I'm afraid to fly!! I just wanted to compare MS Flight Simulator with Boeing Simulators!! Mom, rescue me!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
37 Captjetblast : Oh my God! What in the world did you eat last night? You and your gasses go and take another flight!
38 FearlessLeader : Uh, oh. What the @$@# was that?! We threw a rod. Is that bad? (Blues Brothers)
39 Post contains images Jgore : Pilot talking to the F/O "As you do the takeoff roll, look at my face and i'll tell you what to do next" jgore
40 Ual777contrail : i say " i am getting paid to damn much to have to clean my own window" ual 777 contrail
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