Bobcat From United States of America, joined Jun 2007, 0 posts, RR: 0 Posted (11 years 1 month 4 weeks 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 21900 times:
Has anyone ever flown on Ecstasky Air?(with FAs in bikini)
Their fares seems quite reasonable, when compared to
major airlines' first class fares! Considering that
the flight attendants are in bikinis... plus free limo pick-up
to the airport, free champange, strawberries, etc....
Bobcat From United States of America, joined Jun 2007, 0 posts, RR: 0 Reply 7, posted (11 years 1 month 4 weeks 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 21627 times:
but consider this: first class roundtrip on United Airlines
from LA to NY is around $3700. I think that's what it was
when my boss flew that route last month.
For an extra $300, you get to fly on Ecstasky Air with
flight attendants in bikinis, giving you back massages.
Corp execs must have a REAL hard time deciding which
one to fly on. (no worries, Ecstasky Air bill the company
credit card under a different name, so that nosy corp
travel planner won't suspect anything)
IMissPiedmont From United States of America, joined May 2001, 6246 posts, RR: 36 Reply 14, posted (11 years 1 month 4 weeks 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 21392 times:
Let me think for a second. Ok I've thought, NYC-LAS $4000.00 vs $300.00? I really like the attention of pretty women but I am sure that I could buy the attention of much prettier women in Vegas for $1000.00 and, if I so chose, It would include sex. I would never pay $4K for a fantasy, they are free.
Is grammar no longer taught is schools? Saying "me and her" or some such implies illiteracy.
LV From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 1882 posts, RR: 0 Reply 15, posted (11 years 1 month 4 weeks 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 21382 times:
4k to go to vegas for bikinis. First of all, its vegas....thats like buying an appetizer before you go to an all you can eat buffet
Second....you guys ever hear of these things called girlfriends.
Up until mine flipped out last week and decided to dump me we were planning a trip to Vegas for her birthday. Trust me, airfare, hotel, food, trinkets and gambling combined was going to cost me less than 4k and I was going to get a lot better "service" then I could ever get on this airline