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A Clothing Optional Airline?

L-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29350 posts, RR: 62
Posted (10 years 6 months 4 weeks 6 hours ago) and read 1263 times:

Just heard about this on Jay Leno's show.

Apparently they are planning to fly from Miami to Cancun.

So now not only are you stuck in the middle seat between two fat guys, they're naked too.

And who would want to use the seat cushion as a flotation device after a naked person has been sitting on it?

(Jokes courtesy Jay)

He didn't have a name for the airline, so the question is....Is this a joke or what?

OBAMA-WORST PRESIDENT EVER....Even SKOORB would be better.

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Ansett767 From Australia, joined May 1999, 1021 posts, RR: 2
Reply 1, posted (10 years 6 months 4 weeks 6 hours ago) and read 1254 times:

I just heard on our local radio show: 2dayFM
from the morning crew (god theyre a laugh!)

Anyway - they basically said the same thing- that clothing is comulsory while boarding until once on the aircraft where one is able to disrobe and fly the rest of the flight nude. Price was stated at $400 (I'm assuming they mean US $)

Very funny indeed. I wonder if the flight attendants and pilots fly nude too!?
Smile

HlywdCatft From United States of America, joined Jan 2001, 5321 posts, RR: 7
Reply 2, posted (10 years 6 months 3 weeks 2 days 23 hours ago) and read 1085 times:

I heard about it on a Detroit radio morning show also. The guys on the show were going to talk to the airline reps. Unfortunately, I had to get to work so I didn't hear anymore about it.

HUYfan From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 1372 posts, RR: 3
Reply 3, posted (10 years 6 months 3 weeks 2 days 22 hours ago) and read 1063 times:

a few possible names;

NOfrills
American Bareways
Titsass International

any more suggestions?

regards

mike

Sinlock From United States of America, joined Dec 2000, 1532 posts, RR: 3
Reply 4, posted (10 years 6 months 3 weeks 2 days 20 hours ago) and read 1004 times:

That reminds me of a charter operator that flys out of Oakland.
You can hire them to take you up so, You and your gal/guy can join the "Mile High Club" They used a C-421 fitted with a bed and all the trimmings. It cost something 700 for a hour. I'll look for the papers I have. (I won't tell you how I got them) Innocent

My Country can beat up your Country....

DesertJets From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7673 posts, RR: 18
Reply 5, posted (10 years 6 months 3 weeks 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 952 times:

Just a word of advice, I'd wipe the seat off before you seat down.

Stop drop and roll will not save you in hell. --- seen on a church marque in rural Virginia

Fanofjets From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 1895 posts, RR: 3
Reply 6, posted (10 years 6 months 3 weeks 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 837 times:

Actually the idea goes back in the 1970s, when Dick Drost purchased an ex-Mexicana Comet to shuttle customers (back and forth) to his nudist colony. I don't know if the flights were also to be in the buff. However, the venture never took off, and after many years of open storage and an heroic attempt to restore the classic airliner, the plane was stripped of its parts.

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Dripstick From Canada, joined Dec 2001, 2364 posts, RR: 24
Reply 7, posted (10 years 6 months 3 weeks 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 814 times:

"a few possible names;

NOfrills
American Bareways
Titsass International

any more suggestions?"

Altitude Airways
CO (Clothing Optional)
Dick Beaver's Air Charter Service
Wandering Eyes Airways

What's another word for thesaurus?

Flyf15 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (10 years 6 months 3 weeks 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 811 times:

I know what you guys are thinking, but honestly, how many good looking women would be on there, let alone nude? Its going to be full of horny middle-aged overweight men. Have fun, be sure to not tell me all about it.

XFSUgimpLB41X From United States of America, joined Aug 2000, 3958 posts, RR: 36
Reply 9, posted (10 years 6 months 3 weeks 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 727 times:

amen, brotha Barrow.

I went down there with a group from my high school (4 really hot chicks included), and those girls were the only decent looking ones on taht bird.

Now when you get out to taht beach on the other hand....

Chicks dig winglets.

XFSUgimpLB41X From United States of America, joined Aug 2000, 3958 posts, RR: 36
Reply 10, posted (10 years 6 months 3 weeks 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 722 times:

Um, yeah.... so i need to learn how to spell the word "that."

blah!

Chicks dig winglets.

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