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A Clothing Optional Airline?  
User currently offlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29840 posts, RR: 58
Posted (12 years 2 months 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 1609 times:

Just heard about this on Jay Leno's show.

Apparently they are planning to fly from Miami to Cancun.

So now not only are you stuck in the middle seat between two fat guys, they're naked too.

And who would want to use the seat cushion as a flotation device after a naked person has been sitting on it?

(Jokes courtesy Jay)

He didn't have a name for the airline, so the question is....Is this a joke or what?


OBAMA-WORST PRESIDENT EVER....Even SKOORB would be better.
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User currently offlineAnsett767 From Australia, joined May 1999, 1021 posts, RR: 2
Reply 1, posted (12 years 2 months 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 1600 times:

I just heard on our local radio show: 2dayFM
from the morning crew (god theyre a laugh!)

Anyway - they basically said the same thing- that clothing is comulsory while boarding until once on the aircraft where one is able to disrobe and fly the rest of the flight nude. Price was stated at $400 (I'm assuming they mean US $)

Very funny indeed. I wonder if the flight attendants and pilots fly nude too!?
 Smile


User currently offlineHlywdCatft From United States of America, joined Jan 2001, 5321 posts, RR: 6
Reply 2, posted (12 years 1 month 3 weeks 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 1431 times:

I heard about it on a Detroit radio morning show also. The guys on the show were going to talk to the airline reps. Unfortunately, I had to get to work so I didn't hear anymore about it.

User currently onlineHUYfan From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 1415 posts, RR: 3
Reply 3, posted (12 years 1 month 3 weeks 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 1409 times:

a few possible names;

NOfrills
American Bareways
Titsass International

any more suggestions?

regards

mike



User currently offlineSinlock From United States of America, joined Dec 2000, 1652 posts, RR: 2
Reply 4, posted (12 years 1 month 3 weeks 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 1350 times:

That reminds me of a charter operator that flys out of Oakland.
You can hire them to take you up so, You and your gal/guy can join the "Mile High Club" They used a C-421 fitted with a bed and all the trimmings. It cost something 700 for a hour. I'll look for the papers I have. (I won't tell you how I got them)  Innocent



My Country can beat up your Country....
User currently offlineDesertJets From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7811 posts, RR: 16
Reply 5, posted (12 years 1 month 3 weeks 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 1298 times:

Just a word of advice, I'd wipe the seat off before you seat down.


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User currently offlineFanofjets From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 2006 posts, RR: 3
Reply 6, posted (12 years 1 month 3 weeks 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 1183 times:

Actually the idea goes back in the 1970s, when Dick Drost purchased an ex-Mexicana Comet to shuttle customers (back and forth) to his nudist colony. I don't know if the flights were also to be in the buff. However, the venture never took off, and after many years of open storage and an heroic attempt to restore the classic airliner, the plane was stripped of its parts.

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User currently offlineDripstick From Canada, joined Dec 2001, 2364 posts, RR: 21
Reply 7, posted (12 years 1 month 3 weeks 6 days 3 hours ago) and read 1160 times:

"a few possible names;

NOfrills
American Bareways
Titsass International

any more suggestions?"


Altitude Airways
CO (Clothing Optional)
Dick Beaver's Air Charter Service
Wandering Eyes Airways







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User currently offlineFlyf15 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (12 years 1 month 3 weeks 6 days 3 hours ago) and read 1157 times:

I know what you guys are thinking, but honestly, how many good looking women would be on there, let alone nude? Its going to be full of horny middle-aged overweight men. Have fun, be sure to not tell me all about it.

User currently offlineXFSUgimpLB41X From United States of America, joined Aug 2000, 4229 posts, RR: 37
Reply 9, posted (12 years 1 month 3 weeks 5 days 22 hours ago) and read 1073 times:

amen, brotha Barrow.


I went down there with a group from my high school (4 really hot chicks included), and those girls were the only decent looking ones on taht bird.


Now when you get out to taht beach on the other hand....



Chicks dig winglets.
User currently offlineXFSUgimpLB41X From United States of America, joined Aug 2000, 4229 posts, RR: 37
Reply 10, posted (12 years 1 month 3 weeks 5 days 22 hours ago) and read 1068 times:

Um, yeah.... so i need to learn how to spell the word "that."



blah!



Chicks dig winglets.
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