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Trickijedi From United States of America, joined May 2001, 3266 posts, RR: 5
Posted (10 years 6 months 3 weeks 9 hours ago) and read 1343 times:

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I'll start off...

"Dammit Bob, if you ask me that stupid crossword question one more time, I'm not gonna let you see this flight plan!"

Its better to be on the ground wishing you were in the air than be in the air wishing you were on the ground. Fly safe!

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Cmk10 From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 513 posts, RR: 4
Reply 1, posted (10 years 6 months 3 weeks 9 hours ago) and read 1320 times:

It was the F/o's time for a day off, so he took off his shoes, did the daily jumble and let Captain Lopes do all the work.
DC-10's Forever

"Traveling light is the only way to fly" - Eric Clapton

BR715-A1-30 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (10 years 6 months 3 weeks 8 hours ago) and read 1307 times:

"Uh... Bob, What does this button do?"

Err...I dunno, But I will tell you if you disturb me one more time while I am reading the paper, I will shove that switch right up your a**."

Greeneyes53787 From United States of America, joined Aug 2000, 844 posts, RR: 0
Reply 3, posted (10 years 6 months 3 weeks 8 hours ago) and read 1279 times:

In TIMES like this you hope the autopilot is working...

OPNLguy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (10 years 6 months 3 weeks 8 hours ago) and read 1275 times:

"So, EasyJet is hiring, eh?"

AA717driver From United States of America, joined Feb 2002, 1566 posts, RR: 14
Reply 5, posted (10 years 6 months 3 weeks 8 hours ago) and read 1265 times:

"...does it say anything about the time to upgrade from 'greeter' to 'cashier'?"TC

FL450, M.85

Lubcha132 From United States of America, joined Feb 2001, 2776 posts, RR: 8
Reply 6, posted (10 years 6 months 3 weeks 8 hours ago) and read 1259 times:

"...yeah, but this weather report has little suns! and they're smiling!"

J

Fsuwxman From United States of America, joined Jan 2002, 439 posts, RR: 3
Reply 7, posted (10 years 6 months 3 weeks 5 hours ago) and read 1224 times:

Co-Pilot: "Did ya hear about those two pilots in Miami..."
Pilot: "Nah, what?"

The Co-Pilot, closes the newspaper, and puts it away.

Co-Pilot: "Let's hurry and get out of here."

Sorry I couldn't think of anything tasteful, I'm tired

ASOS... Another Shi#y Observation Station

Jetdoctor From United Kingdom, joined Aug 2001, 257 posts, RR: 0
Reply 8, posted (10 years 6 months 3 weeks 4 hours ago) and read 1201 times:

Wow, this is much more interesting than that flight plan

Break ground, and head into the wind. Don't break wind and head into the ground.

IHadAPheo From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 6026 posts, RR: 59
Reply 9, posted (10 years 6 months 3 weeks 4 hours ago) and read 1199 times:

"Hey Nigel..What's a six letter word for "aircraft manufacturer", it in ends with a "g" ".

Yours
IHadAPheo

Pray hard but pray with care For the tears that you are crying now Are just your answered prayers

Fritzi From United Arab Emirates, joined Jun 2001, 2762 posts, RR: 2
Reply 10, posted (10 years 6 months 3 weeks 3 hours ago) and read 1188 times:

copilot:
I cant believe how pilots dare to fly that airplane. Here it says "The B767-300 with the registration G-BNWA, has been said to be a deathtrap. During its flight yesterday, one of the pilots was electrocuted and killed and the other one lost an arm after they realized that there was a strong electric current running through the yoke. Officials have said that this airplane will never fly again. Then last night two stupid pilots took this airplane and flew a schedueld flight to Zurich with passengers. A spokeswoman said that it would be almost impossible for any of those pilots to survive another flight in that airplane."
Thank god were not in that airplane Bob!
Pilot:
I agree. It never ceases to amaze me how stupid people could be!

Srbmod From United States of America, joined Mar 2001, 16888 posts, RR: 51
Reply 11, posted (10 years 6 months 2 weeks 6 days 16 hours ago) and read 1129 times:

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F/O: Man, I really do miss those "Far Side" cartoons. I mean it's not really reading the paper without it.

Capt.: Would you quit reading the damn comics and tell me what the line is for the Georgia-Florida game! I gotta hit the sportsbook once we hit Vegas!

VirginFlyer From New Zealand, joined Sep 2000, 4502 posts, RR: 50
Reply 12, posted (10 years 6 months 2 weeks 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 1074 times:

"Ladies and gentlemen, our flight time today is a little over an hour and a half, and I can tell you that the weather in London is warm and sunny at the moment, with the possibility of rain later in the day. Temperature should be 21°"

V/F

"So powerful is the light of unity that it can illuminate the whole earth." - Bahá'u'lláh

Trickijedi From United States of America, joined May 2001, 3266 posts, RR: 5
Reply 13, posted (10 years 6 months 2 weeks 6 days 7 hours ago) and read 1036 times:

VirginFlyer,

Forget ATIS I guess!

LOL!!! Big grin

Its better to be on the ground wishing you were in the air than be in the air wishing you were on the ground. Fly safe!

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