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This Has Got To Be A Joke  
User currently offlineAlberchico From United States of America, joined Sep 2004, 2509 posts, RR: 0
Posted (6 years 11 months 1 week 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 7053 times:



is this real or photoshopped?


short summary of every jewish holiday: they tried to kill us ,we won , lets eat !
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User currently offlineAgill From Sweden, joined Feb 2004, 990 posts, RR: 0
Reply 1, posted (6 years 11 months 1 week 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 7020 times:

If it's photshopped it's very well done.

User currently offlineEMBQA From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 9177 posts, RR: 14
Reply 2, posted (6 years 11 months 1 week 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 6979 times:

It's very real. The EWO is just along for the ride, and just having a little fun with the 'Boomer'. Shoot, you should see some of the stuff I pull out of the cockpits of commercial airliners..!!


"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog"
User currently offlineSeven3Seven From United States of America, joined Apr 2005, 249 posts, RR: 29
Reply 3, posted (6 years 11 months 1 week 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 6985 times:

I bet its real. There's tons of porn mags in our cockpits. I'd be surprised if they didn't do it in the military as well.


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User currently offlineDfwRevolution From United States of America, joined Jan 2010, 755 posts, RR: 54
Reply 4, posted (6 years 11 months 1 week 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 6966 times:

It's real... they're military pilots, is it really that outrageous to think they of all people would (*gasp*) take a Playboy up?

User currently offlineSPREE34 From United States of America, joined Jun 2004, 1991 posts, RR: 10
Reply 5, posted (6 years 11 months 1 week 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 6943 times:

Why would this be a joke? Long flight, you need reading material to keep the mind sharp and ready for action.

Boomers have seen more than magazine covers from thier perch.


I don't understand everything I don't know about this.
User currently offlineSeptember11 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 3488 posts, RR: 27
Reply 6, posted (6 years 11 months 1 week 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 6885 times:
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not a joke to me ..... most definitely

end of discussion  wink 


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User currently offlineKL911 From Hungary, joined Jul 2003, 4439 posts, RR: 17
Reply 7, posted (6 years 11 months 1 week 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 6843 times:

Ah, that explains all the innocent civilian victims in Iraq.. I hope they are more professional the next time. How can the government allow this, as if it's normal to read magazines during work....

KL911


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User currently offlineDesertJets From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7595 posts, RR: 22
Reply 8, posted (6 years 11 months 1 week 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 6818 times:

Well I would have hoped that the Air Force could have at least supplied a quality magazine like Playboy, and not something smutty like Penthouse.  Wink


Stop drop and roll will not save you in hell. --- seen on a church marque in rural Virginia
User currently offlineWAH64D From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2005, 964 posts, RR: 16
Reply 9, posted (6 years 11 months 1 week 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 6786 times:

Quoting KL911 (Reply 7):
Ah, that explains all the innocent civilian victims in Iraq.. I hope they are more professional the next time. How can the government allow this, as if it's normal to read magazines during work....

I think that comment was totally uncalled for. If you know anything about attack helicopters, take a look at my forum name and you can guess my line of work.

I have worked with the Royal Netherlands Armed Forces on a number of occassions and I can tell you they are no different.

The aircrew in the US Armed Forces are highly professional individuals and in the words of Field Marshall Montgomery, morale is the greatest asset any fighting force can have. If it keeps the guy happy at work and doesn't harm operational effectiveness, let him have it.


I AM the No-spotalotacus.
User currently offlineKL911 From Hungary, joined Jul 2003, 4439 posts, RR: 17
Reply 10, posted (6 years 11 months 1 week 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 6747 times:

Quoting WAH64D (Reply 9):
The aircrew in the US Armed Forces are highly professional individuals and in the words of Field Marshall Montgomery, morale is the greatest asset any fighting force can have. If it keeps the guy happy at work and doesn't harm operational effectiveness, let him have it.

I know, but it's just very stupid to do it in front of a camera, knowing that by now half Iraq and Afganistan is aware of this photo...

KL911


Wizzair is the best!
User currently offlineRampRat74 From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 1412 posts, RR: 2
Reply 11, posted (6 years 11 months 1 week 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 6717 times:

Quoting KL911 (Reply 10):
know, but it's just very stupid to do it in front of a camera, knowing that by now half Iraq and Afganistan is aware of this photo...

I don't think a pic from 80's of a F-111 crew will affect the current state of Iraq.  Yeah sure

User currently offlineWAH64D From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2005, 964 posts, RR: 16
Reply 12, posted (6 years 11 months 1 week 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 6700 times:

Quoting KL911 (Reply 10):
I know, but it's just very stupid to do it in front of a camera, knowing that by now half Iraq and Afganistan is aware of this photo...

The guy in the RHS probably realised that it wasn't the best decision he ever made. Sorry if I jumped on your post but in the politically correct times we live in, its a bit of a brush fire starter.

I must add that in Her Majesty's Armed Forces, we wouldn't dream of carrying such literature Big grin Big grin


I AM the No-spotalotacus.
User currently offlineIwok From Sweden, joined Jan 2005, 1102 posts, RR: 0
Reply 13, posted (6 years 11 months 1 week 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 6669 times:

Quoting KL911 (Reply 10):
I know, but it's just very stupid to do it in front of a camera, knowing that by now half Iraq and Afganistan is aware of this photo...

Absloutely agree with you. Her face should have been covered by a burka! Oh the shame.

in order to help you loosen up a bit, you might want to start reading similar "inspirational" materials.  Wink

iwok

User currently offlineAirPacific747 From Denmark, joined May 2008, 1736 posts, RR: 24
Reply 14, posted (6 years 11 months 1 week 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 6643 times:

Quoting KL911 (Reply 10):

I know, but it's just very stupid to do it in front of a camera, knowing that by now half Iraq and Afganistan is aware of this photo...

LOL take a chillpill, dude..

User currently offlineAlberchico From United States of America, joined Sep 2004, 2509 posts, RR: 0
Reply 15, posted (6 years 11 months 1 week 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 6607 times:

''It's real... they're military pilots, is it really that outrageous to think they of all people would (*gasp*) take a Playboy up?''


That would count as a serious distraction would'nt it ?

Can a pilot get fired because of this ?


short summary of every jewish holiday: they tried to kill us ,we won , lets eat !
User currently offlineEMBQA From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 9177 posts, RR: 14
Reply 16, posted (6 years 11 months 1 week 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 6599 times:

The aircrew in the US Armed Forces are highly professional individuals

Looking at the epaulets of the pilot, it's not a US Air Force crew..!!


"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog"
User currently offlineWAH64D From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2005, 964 posts, RR: 16
Reply 17, posted (6 years 11 months 1 week 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 6585 times:

Quoting Alberchico (Reply 15):
Can a pilot get fired because of this ?

If it hits the media, probably. Ridiculous if you ask me. What bearing does the guy's affection for porn have on his abilities as a combat aviator?


I AM the No-spotalotacus.
User currently offline777STL From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 2897 posts, RR: 4
Reply 18, posted (6 years 11 months 1 week 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 6576 times:

Quoting KL911 (Reply 10):
I know, but it's just very stupid to do it in front of a camera, knowing that by now half Iraq and Afganistan is aware of this photo...


Uhhh who cares? I don't think people in Iraq and Afghanistan really care...

User currently offlineAlberchico From United States of America, joined Sep 2004, 2509 posts, RR: 0
Reply 19, posted (6 years 11 months 1 week 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 6542 times:

Quoting KL911 (Reply 10):
I know, but it's just very stupid to do it in front of a camera, knowing that by now half Iraq and Afganistan is aware of this photo...

think they have bigger things to worry about...........


short summary of every jewish holiday: they tried to kill us ,we won , lets eat !
User currently offlineTnsaf From Canada, joined Oct 2004, 123 posts, RR: 1
Reply 20, posted (6 years 11 months 1 week 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 6446 times:

Probably Australians!


700 hours and counting...
User currently offlineCainanuk From United Kingdom, joined Apr 2002, 543 posts, RR: 0
Reply 21, posted (6 years 11 months 1 week 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 6395 times:

Funny, but everyone here has ASSumed that this crew is American. Take a look at the pilots lapel you mongs, e is AUSTRALIAN!!


Cainan Cornelius
User currently offlineWAH64D From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2005, 964 posts, RR: 16
Reply 22, posted (6 years 11 months 1 week 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 6382 times:

Quoting Cainanuk (Reply 21):
Funny, but everyone here has ASSumed that this crew is American. Take a look at the pilots lapel you mongs, e is AUSTRALIAN!!

Are you 100% sure. Maybe he is a British pilot on secondment to the USAF?


I AM the No-spotalotacus.
User currently offlineCMHSRQ From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 955 posts, RR: 5
Reply 23, posted (6 years 11 months 1 week 4 days 21 hours ago) and read 6320 times:

Plus he isn't even looking at the magazine, hes looking at the PIC. He is just using the mag for a sunscreen.. DUH


The voice of moderation
User currently offline777STL From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 2897 posts, RR: 4
Reply 24, posted (6 years 11 months 1 week 4 days 21 hours ago) and read 6318 times:

Correct me if I'm wrong but that's an F-111 correct? I believe the USA is the only nation that flies F-111s.

25 David L: Have the RAAF got rid of theirs? Can anyone read the date on the magazine? I hope the PIC is comfortable with that. I mean, magazine... PIC...
26 Luv2fly: The things people get worked up about. No pun intended.
27 B741: If I'm not mistaken, the RAAF is the only F-111 operator still flying.
28 Post contains images Garnetpalmetto: OK, I will. The Aussies have operated and still do operate the F-111 from the 82nd Wing based at RAAF Amberley and are currently the only Air Force o
29 N766UA: Yeah, you're double wrong. We haven't flown F-111s in ages. The aussies still fly them!
30 N766UA: Oh, BTW, it is a joke. That's why the guy took a picture of it. It's funny, lighten up, especially if you don't know squat about military operations.
31 Alberchico: and how did he get the shadow of the fuel probe to be so precise
32 Garnetpalmetto: What he means is that it IS a real photo, including the Penthouse, but that the WSO of the F-111 was holding the copy of Penthouse as a joke. P.S., t
33 Indy: I'd be worried of the cover of the reading material was something like "Introduction to Aviation" or "How to be a pilot in 5 easy steps."
34 Jumbojet: dont you think he should be concentrating on the instruments? Also, your all assuming its a guy, it could be a female in there looking at that!
35 Garnetpalmetto: Eh, he's the WSO, not the pilot - I don't believe he has a full set of instruments.
36 AR1300: Where is that pic of the F-14 or 15, (I don't rememeber well) with a Maxim onboard??? Mike
37 Post contains images Wukka: Man, this place sucks sometimes.
38 CMHSRQ: I'm on airliners.net at work, whats the difference.
39 Ihadapheo: Hhmmm, an issue of Penthouse being read by the "weapons officer", while a hard "fuel boom" is being inserted into a a fuel oriface. Whis is IHAP sudde
40 Skyexramper: HEHE...the pleasures of flying for the military. You should see what your airline pilots are reading these days, not as adult as porn but close enough
41 Post contains images Alberchico: OH YES.......... like women get off looking at porn mags
42 ACDC8: Uh, yeah, some do![Edited 2005-06-19 05:16:04]
43 Post contains images JetsGo: I find it amusing that everyone, including myself until I looked further, all assumed this was a USAF pilot. Way to go A.netters, including myself!! W
44 DarthRandall: If you smell something right about now, that's because you've just made an ass of yourself. Ha! Hardly. If they were American airmen (I don't know ab
45 Post contains links and images OPNLguy: And on a related note.... http://www.aviationpics.de/military/1999/military.htm Scroll down about halfway down the page and check out the F-4 driver m
46 Post contains images Garnetpalmetto: The difference is mainly that the Aussies have "AUSTRALIA" on their rank insigna and the Brits have black borders to their bars. Neither the Aussies
47 OptionsCLE: How you have a respect rating of 10 is beyond me. You're a moron. -Andrew[Edited 2005-06-19 06:35:11]
48 Ihadapheo: I looks like it is either an Australian or and RAF officer. from the rank insignia. I am refering this to Garnetpalmetto for more info IHAP
49 Post contains links and images Garnetpalmetto: OK - IHAP magnified the image for us and here's what we've got: As you can see from the insignia, the guy's definitely not an American. The light colo
50 Workbench: These types of magazines are furnished as per the US Military to ALL pilots. It gives them a chance to work on their eye-hand coordination in a practi
51 Post contains images AR1300: Mike
52 ANCFlyer: Get a life . . . Uncalled for BS post. Did you just need to make a snide remark and picked this thread to do it? Haven't been around this world very
53 Post contains links and images Knighty: 777STL said that only the US fly the F-111... Wrong! The RAAF still have them and they're still allowed to do this! View Large View MediumPhoto ©
54 Bennett123: What role does the WSO play during IFR.
55 Spacepope: He's there to provide entertainment services and tea.
56 CaptOveur: OK.. So I am going to ask a really stupid question.. The Australians use the same refueling method as the USAF? I thought the USAF were the only peop
57 SATL382G: An Aussie F-111 can't refuel from a US Tanker? The 111s came from the factory with a slipway IIRC. I imagine it happened during a joint exercise of s
58 Ozair: We have never used the boom. The F-111 is still being used on carried fuel only. This was primarily not to upset the neighbors since the strike capab
59 TedTAce: I think you missed something here.. Sure the Aussies have never used their OWN boom(something about having to own one to use it). But obviously this
60 L-188: Yeah, a few years back an entire KC-135 crew got busted for flying a mission in the nude. So if it had been an Aussie F-18 pilot, going probe and dro
61 10boomer: Hardly! Here's a few more. The Netherlands(who by the way have two of their own KDC-10's), Norway, Denmark, Germany, Israel, Saudi Arabia, Singapore,
62 Post contains images Bushpilot: Sure they do, ask your momma im not even gonna touch that one. Its not a big deal at all, I remember not long ago in the Anchorage Daily News (adn.co
63 Duce50boom: Amazing that something as simple as a Penthouse (from an RAAF crew, especially) would get this much response from the PC police. I guess it's a good t
64 Post contains images Ruger11: all this crap talk is rediculous... A nude magazine is not a reason for deaths in Iraq, or any of that junk. ANYONE shocked by seeing that magazine mu
65 Post contains images MD11Engineer: I liked the part where they got the Air Force nurse, who was flying as a passenger on the tanker, to do a strip tease and appear butt naked in the bo
66 HaveBlue: lmao, Amen brother!
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