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Topic: Please Feel Free To Heap Abuse On A Loser
Username: WhiteHatter
Posted 2006-01-17 20:58:47 and read 1017 times.

I got my licence back this morning, with three penalty points handwritten on to its otherwise pristine endorsement box.

Yes I took the fixed penalty option for a speed camera incident. And yes, like a fool I paid using Mastercard.

I've just checked my online statement and it's clearly marked "Manchester Magistrates Court". So I also get to look a complete arse when I pay my credit card bill, with the teller staring at me wondering what I did to get a fine.

Topic: RE: Please Feel Free To Heap Abuse On A Loser
Username: CaptOveur
Posted 2006-01-17 21:00:27 and read 1009 times.

Quoting WhiteHatter (Thread starter):
Please Feel Free To Heap Abuse On A Loser

I thought Gkirk was self-glossing

Topic: RE: Please Feel Free To Heap Abuse On A Loser
Username: Sean377
Posted 2006-01-17 21:00:59 and read 1007 times.

Quoting WhiteHatter (Thread starter):
with the teller staring at me wondering what I did to get a fine.

Why not post them a cheque?

Do those points last for 4 years these days? Last time I got 3 points for speeding, they lasted for 3 years. Nice and clean again now tho.

Topic: RE: Please Feel Free To Heap Abuse On A Loser
Username: Cosec59
Posted 2006-01-17 21:01:03 and read 1007 times.

Quoting WhiteHatter (Thread starter):
with the teller staring at me wondering what I did to get a fine.

Just tell her you were kerb crawling

Topic: RE: Please Feel Free To Heap Abuse On A Loser
Username: SkySurfer
Posted 2006-01-17 21:02:53 and read 999 times.

hahahahahha.........why not just pay your credit card bill online??????? I'm sure the UK has advanced into the 21st century!!! That way no1 has to look at you and wonder!

Cheers

ps, maybe u want them to look at you??? lol

Topic: RE: Please Feel Free To Heap Abuse On A Loser
Username: WhiteHatter
Posted 2006-01-17 21:04:43 and read 992 times.

Quoting Sean377 (Reply 2):
Do those points last for 4 years these days? Last time I got 3 points for speeding, they lasted for 3 years. Nice and clean again now tho.

three years, but you have to wait for 4 to have them removed.

Quoting Cosec59 (Reply 3):
Just tell her you were kerb crawling

that's the point. It doesn't say anything on the statement about what it was for. It could be for anything nefarious as it doesn't say 'ticket office'.

TBH I'm more pissed off at getting the points on my clean licence than anything else. I once got 7 for something naughty and suffered because of that.

Topic: RE: Please Feel Free To Heap Abuse On A Loser
Username: 9VSPO
Posted 2006-01-17 21:07:28 and read 984 times.

Quoting WhiteHatter (Thread starter):
So I also get to look a complete arse when I pay my credit card bill, with the teller staring at me wondering what I did to get a fine.

Why? Are they that bored / sad they read people's credit card statements now? And don't you just hand over the counterfoil?
 Confused

Topic: RE: Please Feel Free To Heap Abuse On A Loser
Username: Cosec59
Posted 2006-01-17 21:08:21 and read 981 times.

Quoting 9VSPO (Reply 6):
Why? Are they that bored / sad they read people's credit card statements now?

fraid so

Topic: RE: Please Feel Free To Heap Abuse On A Loser
Username: Sunshine79
Posted 2006-01-17 21:09:57 and read 973 times.

Quoting Sean377 (Reply 2):
Last time I got 3 points for speeding, they lasted for 3 years. Nice and clean again now tho.

They still last 3 years. I've still got 16 months before my 6 points get removed from my license.

Topic: RE: Please Feel Free To Heap Abuse On A Loser
Username: YooYoo
Posted 2006-01-17 21:10:33 and read 970 times.

Quoting WhiteHatter (Thread starter):
So I also get to look a complete arse when I pay my credit card bill, with the teller staring at me wondering what I did to get a fine.

JUst go in naked, she won't look at the bill so much and your dignity will be saved......maybe.  Wink

Topic: RE: Please Feel Free To Heap Abuse On A Loser
Username: CFCUQ
Posted 2006-01-17 21:23:54 and read 949 times.

Quoting YooYoo (Reply 9):
JUst go in naked

Yep, and tell her you were fined for performing a strip-tease without a licence ! Big grin

Topic: RE: Please Feel Free To Heap Abuse On A Loser
Username: BigOrange
Posted 2006-01-17 21:55:18 and read 918 times.

I've still got 3 points on mine from 1998.

As I don't have a UK address anymore I can't get it reissued to remove them, and I'm not about to surrender it, it has proved useful in confusing small-town cops inthe past!

Topic: RE: Please Feel Free To Heap Abuse On A Loser
Username: Skidmarks
Posted 2006-01-17 22:00:36 and read 908 times.

Tsk, tsk. Points on your licence, how wicked!! Be a good driver like me and hide on the IOM where we only have 2 speed cameras, which are hand-held and random. And you can see them a mile off!

Andy  old 

Topic: RE: Please Feel Free To Heap Abuse On A Loser
Username: StuckinMAF
Posted 2006-01-17 22:02:19 and read 907 times.

Explain that you murdered a teller, but in a plea agreement they let you off with only a fine because you only ate a little bit.

Topic: RE: Please Feel Free To Heap Abuse On A Loser
Username: Sean377
Posted 2006-01-17 22:10:46 and read 895 times.

Quoting Sunshine79 (Reply 8):
I've still got 16 months before my 6 points get removed from my license.

Or 16 months to get banned!

Topic: RE: Please Feel Free To Heap Abuse On A Loser
Username: TFSPhoto
Posted 2006-01-17 22:33:59 and read 878 times.

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 12):
Tsk, tsk. Points on your licence, how wicked!! Be a good driver like me and hide on the IOM where we only have 2 speed cameras, which are hand-held and random. And you can see them a mile off!

Only because theres ony one road on the IOM and its straighter then a ruler!  rotf 

Lew

Topic: RE: Please Feel Free To Heap Abuse On A Loser
Username: AirbusA346
Posted 2006-01-17 22:37:12 and read 873 times.

Quoting TFSPhoto (Reply 15):
Only because theres ony one road on the IOM and its straighter then a ruler!

.......................and no speed limits

God....I wouldn't mind driving in the IOM.

Tom.


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