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Topic: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: Gkirk
Posted 2006-04-04 15:20:49 and read 1648 times.

Cornish going mad

Proof that Cornish goes mad when he gets an a.net post deletion e-mail  Wink

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: KROC
Posted 2006-04-04 15:22:48 and read 1648 times.

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: Cornish
Posted 2006-04-04 15:23:00 and read 1648 times.

Du bist ein arschloch Kirkie  Wink

Just as well i couldn't open the file i guess.....

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: Gkirk
Posted 2006-04-04 15:24:38 and read 1635 times.

Quoting KROC (Reply 1):

Rule number 3:
Do not post a message on how you find a topic or user irrelevant, boring, childish or stupid.

 Wink

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: EWS
Posted 2006-04-04 15:26:13 and read 1635 times.

Quoting Gkirk (Thread starter):
Proof that Cornish goes mad when he gets an a.net post deletion e-mail

I would of thought that would be of you getting another ban e.mail! Big grin German, scottish, all sound the same  stirthepot 

Lew

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: KROC
Posted 2006-04-04 15:26:55 and read 1635 times.

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 3):
Do not post a message on how you find a topic or user irrelevant, boring, childish or stupid.

No its different. I find YOU irrelevant, boring, childish and stupid.  Wink

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: Cornish
Posted 2006-04-04 15:28:14 and read 1622 times.

Quoting KROC (Reply 5):
No its different. I find YOU irrelevant, boring, childish and stupid.

And you can get a T-shirt to prove it.

Lew - can you rustle one up for us? Big grin

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: LHMARK
Posted 2006-04-04 15:31:07 and read 1609 times.

I wish KROC would do that to his keyboard. It would save us all a lot of annoyance.

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: EWS
Posted 2006-04-04 15:31:21 and read 1609 times.

Quoting Cornish (Reply 6):
Lew - can you rustle one up for us?

Gimme 10!

Lew

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: EWS
Posted 2006-04-04 15:49:57 and read 1587 times.



Couldnt find a decent picture of a actual anet shirt as the store is currently closed.. however i improvised and created my own! Big grin

Lew

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: Cornish
Posted 2006-04-04 15:52:41 and read 1583 times.

Quoting EWS (Reply 9):
Couldnt find a decent picture of a actual anet shirt as the store is currently closed.. however i improvised and created my own!

Marvellous.  bigthumbsup 

Looks like after downing half a Babysham Kirkie is about to fall off his chair Big grin

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: Skidmarks
Posted 2006-04-04 15:59:46 and read 1572 times.

Thats a hideous pic, Lew. You excel yourself.

I couldn't open the link, work wouldn't let me. But I'm sure it's complete libel as Cornish is perfect, or so he tells us! Big grin

Andy  old 

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: EWS
Posted 2006-04-04 16:02:22 and read 1570 times.

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 11):
Thats a hideous pic, Lew. You excel yourself.

Ok lost on that one.. ?????

Lew

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: Cornish
Posted 2006-04-04 16:02:47 and read 1570 times.

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 11):
But I'm sure it's complete libel as Cornish is perfect

Yep  bigthumbsup 

Practically perfect in every way.....

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: KROC
Posted 2006-04-04 16:04:02 and read 1561 times.

Quoting LHMARK (Reply 7):
I wish KROC would do that to his keyboard. It would save us all a lot of annoyance.

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: Gkirk
Posted 2006-04-04 16:07:00 and read 1557 times.

Quoting Cornish (Reply 13):
Practically perfect in every way.....

That's not what your parents told me  Wink
They said you were hideous, completely stupid and a total accident. In fact, I understand they wanted to give you away because of your ugliness  stirthepot  duck 
 Wink

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: Cornish
Posted 2006-04-04 16:10:48 and read 1551 times.

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 15):
In fact, I understand they wanted to give you away because of your ugliness

Whereas if that pic of yours above is any indication I suspect your parents already have  Wink


I think you slightly misunderstood their English Kirkie and that's a slight misquote you've made

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 15):
They said you were hideous, completely stupid and a total accident

What they actually said to you was "You are hideous, completely stupid and a total accident"  Wink

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: Mrniji
Posted 2006-04-04 16:17:17 and read 1542 times.

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 15):
That's not what your parents told me
They said you were hideous, completely stupid and a total accident. In fact, I understand they wanted to give you away because of your ugliness

Somehow, they called me up and told me EXACTLY the same Big grin

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: Gkirk
Posted 2006-04-04 16:19:43 and read 1537 times.

Quoting Mrniji (Reply 17):
Somehow, they called me up and told me EXACTLY the same Big grin

Did they also tell you about his brontophobia?

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: Cornish
Posted 2006-04-04 16:23:34 and read 1535 times.

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 18):
Did they also tell you about his brontophobia?

   Just as well i've got to go into an important meeting now or you'd be for it   box 

Quoting Mrniji (Reply 17):

and you can keep out of this Mrnjnjiijninniiiij     

[Edited 2006-04-04 16:24:11]

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: Mrniji
Posted 2006-04-04 16:26:29 and read 1531 times.

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 18):
Did they also tell you about his brontophobia?

Hey, seriously, I should not disclose all details, since spreading all the secrets might not be covered by the Free Speech Human rights, at it would be derogatory, purely insulting and just embarassing for Cornish  Wink

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: Banco
Posted 2006-04-04 16:51:55 and read 1517 times.

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 18):
Did they also tell you about his brontophobia?

I now feel ill, unworthy, am suffering a crisis of confidence, on the edge of a nervous breakdown, suffering manic depression, suicidal, and downright disbelieving.

All because, for the first time EVER, Kirkie used a word I actually had to look up.  grumpy   ashamed   worried 

One trusts that it will not happen again.  snooty 

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: Gkirk
Posted 2006-04-04 16:56:25 and read 1514 times.

Quoting Banco (Reply 21):
One trusts that it will not happen again. snooty

One believes that you must be suffering from Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia  Wink

I understand EWS and Skidmarks share the same illness also. It's called Arachibutyrophobia

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: EWS
Posted 2006-04-04 16:59:54 and read 1510 times.

Quoting Banco (Reply 21):
All because, for the first time EVER, Kirkie used a word I actually had to look up.

I dont get hat Banco, He never said "Young" in this thread yet!  rotf 

Lew

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: EWS
Posted 2006-04-04 17:02:19 and read 1508 times.

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 22):
Arachibutyrophobia



Quoting Medical Atlas:
Arachibutyrophobia; Being to Sexy

 rotf  duck 

Lew

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: Gkirk
Posted 2006-04-04 17:04:20 and read 1504 times.

Arachibutyrophobia a fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth. The term ‘arachi’ refers to the glutinous oil found in butter and many nuts. We are unable to confirm if arachibutyrophobes suffer a mild dislike of sticky peanut butter or a genuine phobia. Arachibutyrophobia is one of a crop of new terms that reflect recently emerging fears. To coin the term for any new phobia, write the classical name for the object of fear then add the -phobia suffix. Phonodromophobia, for example, is a fear of mobile phones.

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: Banco
Posted 2006-04-04 17:04:33 and read 1504 times.

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 22):
One believes that you must be suffering from Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

I understand EWS and Skidmarks share the same illness also. It's called Arachibutyrophobia

Ah, that's a relief. For one hideous moment I feared you might hold within your vocabulary a term of which I was unaware. Fortunately, you've then gone and comprehensively wrecked that truly terrifying prospect by trying to show off. God Bless the internet. It can even make Kirkie appear bright momentarily, before reality re-asserts itself.  

[Edited 2006-04-04 17:12:19]

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: Banco
Posted 2006-04-04 17:11:09 and read 1493 times.

Quoting EWS (Reply 23):
I dont get hat Banco, He never said "Young" in this thread yet!

No, I know what that means. It means "pay them a lot less and send the ignorant fools to make the tea". Apparently a synonym of it is "Lew".   

[Edited 2006-04-04 17:13:47]

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: EWS
Posted 2006-04-04 17:12:41 and read 1490 times.

Quoting Banco (Reply 27):
No, I know what that means. It means "pay them a lot less and send the ignorant fools to make the tea". Apparently a syllogism of it is "Lew".

2 Sugars is it?  rotf 

Lew

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: Banco
Posted 2006-04-04 17:15:19 and read 1479 times.

See what Kirkie's momentary intelligence has done to me? I even introduce malapropisms by confusing synonym and syllogism. I've never been so distressed...  grumpy 

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: EWS
Posted 2006-04-04 17:17:07 and read 1479 times.

Quoting Banco (Reply 29):
malapropisms by confusing synonym and syllogism.

Good god, what the hell are they?! I never did listen to my english teacher all those years ago.. either that or she was a crap teacher.. Big grin

Lew

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: Banco
Posted 2006-04-04 17:18:34 and read 1474 times.

Quoting EWS (Reply 28):
2 Sugars is it?

Not at my age. One has to watch the waistline. I mean, look at JGPH1A.  Wow!

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: EWS
Posted 2006-04-04 17:21:45 and read 1471 times.



Doesnt look too bad for his age! Big grin

Lew

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: Banco
Posted 2006-04-04 17:25:05 and read 1464 times.

Quoting EWS (Reply 30):
Good god, what the hell are they?!

I could tell you but it would deny Kirkie the pleasure of looking them up and pretending he knew in the first place. You wouldn't want that now, would you?  Wink

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: EWS
Posted 2006-04-04 17:26:29 and read 1464 times.

Quoting Banco (Reply 33):
I could tell you but it would deny Kirkie the pleasure of looking them up and pretending he knew in the first place. You wouldn't want that now, would you?

I see smoke over the scottish border.. i think he's trying to burn that Anet tshirt of his.. he'll be a while yet, flame retardent! Big grin

Lew

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: Skidmarks
Posted 2006-04-04 17:29:49 and read 1459 times.

Gosh, there must have been a big herd around here someplace, the smell of bulls**t is sooooooo strong! Big grin

Andy  old 

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: Banco
Posted 2006-04-04 17:38:20 and read 1452 times.

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 35):
Gosh, there must have been a big herd around here someplace, the smell of bulls**t is sooooooo strong!

Oh dear. You've forgotten to change your "senior pants" again haven't you? What did Nursie tell you?  old   Wink

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: Christa
Posted 2006-04-04 17:56:16 and read 1437 times.

Does anyone have any idea why the guy in the video is going nuts in the video and also what he is saying?

Regards,
Chris

[Edited 2006-04-04 17:56:45]

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: NoUFO
Posted 2006-04-04 18:07:27 and read 1421 times.

That's nothing. You should see Klaus 'dealing' with a Win95 segfault.  Wink

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: Cornish
Posted 2006-04-04 18:26:02 and read 1411 times.

Quoting Banco (Reply 36):
Oh dear. You've forgotten to change your "senior pants" again haven't you? What did Nursie tell you?

and voila, skidmarks now has skidmarks......  Wink

Anyway - I thought he had a bag for that sort of thing  duck 

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: Aleksandar
Posted 2006-04-04 18:56:06 and read 1400 times.

Quoting Banco (Reply 36):
You've forgotten to change your "senior pants" again haven't you?

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl  How many times do we have to tell you to take care about it.

Quoting Cornish (Reply 39):
I thought he had a bag for that sort of thing

Obviously, bag was not big enough  duck 

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: AirEuropeUK733
Posted 2006-04-04 21:30:33 and read 1359 times.

Quoting Cornish (Reply 13):
Practically perfect in every way.....

Too much Mary Poppins Mr C?

AE733

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: Skidmarks
Posted 2006-04-04 21:38:40 and read 1347 times.

Well, I'm not one to be rude but......................ar******s to the lot of you! Young spotty whippersnappers!  tongue 

Andy  old  and clean

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: AirPacific747
Posted 2006-04-04 21:44:08 and read 1338 times.

nope he's definately from germany.... lol

[Edited 2006-04-04 22:06:15]

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: QR332
Posted 2006-04-04 21:50:42 and read 1328 times.

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

Can someone German please translate what the guy was screaming - talk about best candidate for future serial killer!

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: 9VSPO
Posted 2006-04-04 21:52:57 and read 1327 times.

Quoting QR332 (Reply 44):
Can someone German please translate what the guy was screaming

He ordered something from the Ann Summers website and they said they couldn't deliver for three weeks.  Wink

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: QR332
Posted 2006-04-04 22:33:52 and read 1302 times.

Quoting 9VSPO (Reply 45):
He ordered something from the Ann Summers website and they said they couldn't deliver for three weeks. Wink

Doubt it, looks more like something was already stuck up his ass, not like he was ordering something to stick up his ass Big grin

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: Aleksandar
Posted 2006-04-04 22:42:50 and read 1296 times.

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 42):
clean

...so Nursie cleaned you?  Silly

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: Skidmarks
Posted 2006-04-04 23:03:30 and read 1286 times.

Quoting Aleksandar (Reply 47):
...so Nursie cleaned you?

Oh yes...........and how!!!!!!!! Big grin  fluffy 

Andy  old 

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: Aleksandar
Posted 2006-04-04 23:17:42 and read 1279 times.

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 48):
Oh yes...........and how!!!!!!!!

I think I don't want to know  yuck 

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: BMIFlyer
Posted 2006-04-04 23:20:26 and read 1279 times.

Haha, pmsl @ your pic Lew.  Wink




Lee

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: Rossbaku
Posted 2006-04-04 23:23:42 and read 1272 times.

I bet this guy has no friends.

RossBaku  Silly

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: AirPacific747
Posted 2006-04-04 23:48:43 and read 1254 times.

I actually feel really sorry for that guy... he's probably being teased in school, and probably also has some other problems, and this is a way that he is showing his frustrations

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: Christa
Posted 2006-04-04 23:59:44 and read 1245 times.

I think that he is saying something about a game starting and that the game seems to be failing to work correctly. He wants it to work quickly, but it won't load fast enough.

Regards,
Chris

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: AirPacific747
Posted 2006-04-05 00:03:26 and read 1240 times.

Quoting Christa (Reply 53):

I think so too

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: Gkirk
Posted 2006-04-05 09:32:21 and read 1207 times.

Whatever Cornish is screaming about, it can't be good  Wink

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: Banco
Posted 2006-04-05 10:56:46 and read 1188 times.

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 55):
Whatever Cornish is screaming about, it can't be good

It might have been after you said you were going to visit him...  Wink

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: Cornish
Posted 2006-04-05 11:02:12 and read 1184 times.

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 55):
Whatever Cornish is screaming about, it can't be good

Inadvertently got within 10 metres of you Kirkie. Your smell and appearance is enough to upset anyobody  Wink

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: Skidmarks
Posted 2006-04-05 11:32:09 and read 1178 times.

Quoting Cornish (Reply 57):
Inadvertently got within 10 metres of you Kirkie. Your smell and appearance is enough to upset anyobody

How disappointing! I had thought a marvelously witty, cutting and devastating answer would appear there. But you simply stooped to his level (well, close anyway) Big grin

Come on Cornish, I'm sure you have better than that in your arsenal. Big grin

Andy  old 

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: Cornish
Posted 2006-04-05 11:34:19 and read 1176 times.

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 58):
How disappointing! I had thought a marvelously witty, cutting and devastating answer would appear there. But you simply stooped to his level (well, close anyway)

Sorry Skidz - was somewhat distracted by the culinary fare on offer from the sandwich lady. I figured there was no point wasting much effort insulting him when there was lunch to buy  Wink

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: Skidmarks
Posted 2006-04-05 13:14:16 and read 1168 times.

Quoting Cornish (Reply 59):
Sorry Skidz - was somewhat distracted by the culinary fare on offer from the sandwich lady. I figured there was no point wasting much effort insulting him when there was lunch to buy

Cakes eh?  wink 

Andy  old 

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: Cornish
Posted 2006-04-05 14:03:13 and read 1152 times.

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 60):
Cakes eh?

Yep.  yummy 

Confess my mind was more on whether to have jam or apple filled doughnuts or maybe a chocolate brownie or muffin. Much nicer to think about than Kirkie - the thought of him being enough to put you off your cakes  Wink

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: Gkirk
Posted 2006-04-05 14:29:54 and read 1136 times.

Anyway, you'll all be happy to know I passed my driving theory test this morning at the first attempt  Wink
 duck 

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: Mrniji
Posted 2006-04-05 14:32:14 and read 1135 times.

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 62):
Anyway, you'll all be happy to know I passed my driving theory test this morning at the first attempt

My goodness! Keep of Scottish roads, and don't let him migrate with his scottish passport from GKirk And His Teeth Problems (by Mrniji Apr 5 2006 in Non Aviation)  Wink

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: Skidmarks
Posted 2006-04-05 14:35:21 and read 1133 times.

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 62):
Anyway, you'll all be happy to know I passed my driving theory test this morning at the first attempt

Well, I suppose I should say congratulations, but the thought of a mobile kirk is frankly terrifying!!  wideeyed 

Good luck with the practical - watch those woolly quadrupeds out there! Big grin

Andy  old 

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: Gkirk
Posted 2006-04-05 14:37:32 and read 1131 times.

Quoting Mrniji (Reply 63):
My goodness! Keep of Scottish roads, and don't let him migrate with his scottish passport from GKirk And His Teeth Problems (by Mrniji Apr 5 2006 in Non Aviation)

You know something Niji you Indian dipstick  Wink, hawd yer wheesht!
 Wink

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: BA380
Posted 2006-04-05 16:06:05 and read 1110 times.

can anyone explain what the contents of the video actually ARE?

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: Aleksandar
Posted 2006-04-05 17:06:01 and read 1099 times.

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 64):
the thought of a mobile kirk is frankly terrifying

I'm so glad I'm far away from Scotland  Silly

Gkirk, once you start driving have mercy for that old man in his wheelchair. Big grin

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: Banco
Posted 2006-04-05 18:17:11 and read 1080 times.

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 62):
Anyway, you'll all be happy to know I passed my driving theory test this morning at the first attempt

Does the Scottish theory test involve describing how you clear up after the pony has crapped in the road?  Wink

Topic: RE: Cornish Goes Mad, Throws Hissy Fit In German
Username: Cornish
Posted 2006-04-05 18:19:25 and read 1078 times.

Quoting Banco (Reply 68):
Does the Scottish theory test involve describing how you clear up after the pony has crapped in the road?

 rotfl 

Is that when Kirkie gets moved on to his next campsite/field ?


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