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Topic: Why Drinking Water Is Bad For You
Username: Cosec59
Posted 2006-05-12 17:11:52 and read 1940 times.

WATER...... It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter (about a quart) of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 2.2 pounds of E. coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are consuming 2 pounds of Shit every year from drinking water.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting. And alcohol itself is used to kill bacteria.

WATER = Shit

RUM,WHISKEY, GIN & WINE = HEALTH

Free yourself from Shit, drink BEER!!! It is better to drink wine and talk Shit than to drink water and be full of Shit.

Topic: RE: Why Drinking Water Is Bad For You
Username: KaiGywer
Posted 2006-05-12 17:23:55 and read 1928 times.

Haha, that's funny  Smile

Topic: RE: Why Drinking Water Is Bad For You
Username: A319XFW
Posted 2006-05-12 17:30:26 and read 1915 times.

Quoting Cosec59 (Thread starter):
However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting. And alcohol itself is used to kill bacteria.

Unless it's full of anti-freeze... Big grin

Topic: RE: Why Drinking Water Is Bad For You
Username: AeroWesty
Posted 2006-05-12 17:31:19 and read 1915 times.

I don't know where you get your water from, but my water doesn't come seasoned.

Signed,
Emeril Lagasse

Topic: RE: Why Drinking Water Is Bad For You
Username: ABfemme
Posted 2006-05-12 17:32:57 and read 1915 times.

Quoting Cosec59 (Thread starter):
Free yourself from Shit, drink BEER!!!



Hic!....Blimey the Liver Units would be full to the brim !!

Topic: RE: Why Drinking Water Is Bad For You
Username: Salso
Posted 2006-05-12 18:54:50 and read 1874 times.

I know a joke about this topic. It's fairly popular nad known in Slovenia.

There was a drunkard who was walking along a river wit a friend. Suddenly he slipped and fell into the water. Drunk as he was, he of course drowned. Then the police and the medical team arrived and informed his also drunken companion that the poor guy had passed away. The police officer also said:"See, how bad alcohol is??!!"
And the drunkard responded:"You're telling me alcohol is bad?!! While he kept drinking alcohol, he was still alive. As soon as he swallowed water, he dropped dead!"


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