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Topic: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?
Username: Joffie
Posted 2006-05-19 12:04:36 and read 3210 times.

Usless friday thread Big grin


I have never seen so many threads in the NON-AV forum about girl troubles on one page.

AS of now, on page 1

Dating Advice Needed Dating Advice Needed (by BristolFlyer May 18 2006 in Non Aviation)


Relationship Problem
Relationship Problem (by Cadet57 May 18 2006 in Non Aviation)


Girl Trouble
Girl Trouble (by KiwiinOz May 18 2006 in Non Aviation)


Girl-next-door Problem
Girl-next-door Problem (by RobK May 14 2006 in Non Aviation)


Why am i posting this?

Because i am bored. My dinner is cooking so i thought i would post something useless Big grin

Topic: RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?
Username: KiwiinOz
Posted 2006-05-19 12:06:00 and read 3210 times.

Hey man, don't steal the wind from our sails of love!

Topic: RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?
Username: KROC
Posted 2006-05-19 12:12:36 and read 3199 times.

Problems with women? Its the way of the world.

Topic: RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?
Username: Gkirk
Posted 2006-05-19 12:37:41 and read 3194 times.

I don't have problems with them.
For some reason, they all come up to me saying Ewe'll do nicely  Confused  duck 

Topic: RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?
Username: Bill142
Posted 2006-05-19 12:38:55 and read 3194 times.

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 3):
For some reason, they all come up to me saying Ewe'll do nicely

Yeah but you still don't get any.

Topic: RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?
Username: Nighthawk
Posted 2006-05-19 13:07:00 and read 3178 times.

The women have no taste, hence why im single..... Stupid women!

Topic: RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?
Username: Doona
Posted 2006-05-19 13:11:54 and read 3178 times.

Quoting Joffie (Thread starter):
Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?

Huh, I have no problems with women whatsoever...  innocent 

Cheers
Mats

Topic: RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?
Username: KaiGywer
Posted 2006-05-19 13:23:23 and read 3171 times.

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 3):
I don't have problems with them.
For some reason, they all come up to me saying baaaaa

I'm happy you found your soulmate  duck 

Quoting Joffie (Thread starter):
Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?

Because they're all fighting over the same woman  Wink

Topic: RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?
Username: Ilikeyyc
Posted 2006-05-19 13:30:40 and read 3159 times.

one of my favorie lines from As Good As It Gets:

Receptionist: How do you write women so well?
Melvin Udall: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119822/quotes

Topic: RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?
Username: Carmenlu15
Posted 2006-05-19 16:41:26 and read 3124 times.

Because you spend your time asking for advice from a bunch of fellow aviation geeks that know nothing about the topic at hand, instead of actually going out and working to solve your problems.  Silly

Topic: RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?
Username: Nordair
Posted 2006-05-19 16:50:21 and read 3114 times.

Quoting Doona (Reply 6):
Huh, I have no problems with women whatsoever... innocent

Neither do I.

What do you suppose Mats...is it because we don't lie to women, we don't cheat on them, manipulate them, or use them?  Smile

Topic: RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?
Username: Steve7E7
Posted 2006-05-19 17:04:24 and read 3100 times.

Quoting Joffie (Thread starter):
Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?

For the simple reason that men don't and never will, understand women.

Topic: RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?
Username: Newark777
Posted 2006-05-19 17:37:09 and read 3085 times.

Speak for yourself.  Wink

Coming here for girl help is the same as going to a Star Wars convention for girl help. Not going to do much.

Harry

Topic: RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?
Username: AsstChiefMark
Posted 2006-05-19 17:45:13 and read 3078 times.

They're all looking for the perfect man. But we know that's impossible.

They haven't figured out that Shangri-la doesn't exist.

Mark

Topic: RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?
Username: Nordair
Posted 2006-05-19 18:44:41 and read 3053 times.

Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 13):
They're all looking for the perfect man.

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Not that I believe a word of it though.
 Silly

Topic: RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?
Username: Jap
Posted 2006-05-19 19:31:20 and read 3033 times.

because we're not any better than you are- it's not easy for us either  Wink Trust me, I just had (still have) guy trouble, and they're around twice as hard as any girl troubles you guys could come up with  Silly

I wouldn't ask for advice here though Big grin

Topic: RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?
Username: DeltaDC9
Posted 2006-05-19 19:57:29 and read 3026 times.

Because we want them and they use that against us. PERIOD.

Topic: RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?
Username: YYZflyer
Posted 2006-05-19 23:45:31 and read 2997 times.

Quoting Joffie (Thread starter):
Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?

It's because they talk in a completely different language and we can't understand it  Silly  Wink

Topic: RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?
Username: Sean377
Posted 2006-05-20 00:20:01 and read 2986 times.

Ahh women!

Can't live with them... Can't live without! Wonderful creatures.

Topic: RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?
Username: Cadet57
Posted 2006-05-20 03:19:36 and read 2967 times.

Quoting Joffie (Thread starter):
Relationship Problem
Relationship Problem (by Cadet57 May 18 2006 in Non Aviation)

we can delete this one as were breaking up  Sad ....

Topic: RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?
Username: Luv2fly
Posted 2006-05-20 03:39:57 and read 2963 times.

Simple solution switch teams, your familiar with the equipment for one.

Topic: RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?
Username: Cadet57
Posted 2006-05-20 03:40:31 and read 2963 times.

Quoting Luv2fly (Reply 20):
Simple solution switch teams, your familiar with the equipment for one.

lmao  rotfl 

Topic: RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?
Username: Pilotaydin
Posted 2006-05-20 04:04:21 and read 2952 times.

this is such a simple question to answer....

MEN : don't expect women to be like men

WOMEN : Expect men to mold into the cute, sensitive, go shopping on sundays and pick our gifts kinda women they are....

so we should fight back and demand they watch football on sundays and drink beer with us out of the bottle....

Topic: RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?
Username: Saxdiva
Posted 2006-05-20 05:41:37 and read 2923 times.

Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 13):
They're all looking for the perfect man. But we know that's impossible.

I dunno... I seem to have found mine. Maybe it's how you define "perfect." Seven years into this agreement we made to put up with each other, I can't think of anything else to want in a guy.
-Leanne  innocent 

Topic: RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?
Username: AndesSMF
Posted 2006-05-20 06:06:37 and read 2910 times.

Quoting Saxdiva (Reply 23):
Maybe it's how you define "perfect." Seven years into this agreement we made to put up with each other, I can't think of anything else to want in a guy.

Saxdiva, what a great answer! on the 24th I get to celebrate 9 years! {cloud9}

There are actually very simple answers as to how to maintain a healthy relationship. The first problem is that definition of perfect. There is no such thing, so dont go look for it. But after a number of years of being together, you might hopefully find that the two of you are better off with each other rather than alone.

The other thing is the 'put up with each other' thing. That is very true. I told myself before marriage that I wanted someone that I could live with for the rest of my life, and specifically someone that I could put up with, and someone willing to put up with me.

Look, a marriage is in many ways a business relationship. Dont kid yourselfs, it is very hard work, especially at the beginning. But like any good business, the rewards from it can be very good. And you get out of it what you put into it.

Signed

A.netter family man.

Topic: RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?
Username: NWA742
Posted 2006-05-20 06:21:10 and read 2905 times.

Quoting KROC (Reply 2):
Problems with women? Its the way of the world.

What he said.




-NWA742

Topic: RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?
Username: Doona
Posted 2006-05-20 12:30:50 and read 2888 times.

Quoting Nordair (Reply 10):
What do you suppose Mats...is it because we don't lie to women, we don't cheat on them, manipulate them, or use them?

Perhaps it's that we do not give the devil-women a chance to do all those things to us?  silly 

Cheers
Mats

Topic: RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?
Username: DeltaDC9
Posted 2006-05-25 15:50:17 and read 2809 times.

Quoting Pilotaydin (Reply 22):
so we should fight back and demand they watch football on sundays and drink beer with us out of the bottle....

That is what my wife does, she even bought me Packers-Bears tickets for our 5th anniversary!

So when she wants to go to the mall, I say "I'll drive".

Women....see how that works?

Quality women exist!

Topic: RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?
Username: Boeinglover24
Posted 2006-05-25 18:12:36 and read 2785 times.

If you never had problems with women ever then that must mean you're gay  Smile

Topic: RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?
Username: Aerobalance
Posted 2006-05-25 18:22:49 and read 2780 times.

Quoting Carmenlu15 (Reply 9):
Because you spend your time asking for advice from a bunch of fellow aviation geeks that know nothing about the topic at hand,

ahem.... I'm an aviation geek, I'm an aviation business owner. I'm also currently dating this lady....

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What's with the crap stereotypes?

Topic: RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?
Username: AndesSMF
Posted 2006-05-25 18:26:25 and read 2776 times.

Quoting Aerobalance (Reply 29):
I'm also currently dating this lady....

Congratulations! She looks good. But note that I have not seen you ask for dating advice.

Topic: RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?
Username: CO7e7
Posted 2006-05-25 18:33:00 and read 2770 times.

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 3):
I don't have problems with them.

That's because you prefer  Wink Well, at least that's what some a.netters say!!

Quoting Pilotaydin (Reply 22):
this is such a simple question to answer....

MEN : don't expect women to be like men

WOMEN : Expect men to mold into the cute, sensitive, go shopping on sundays and pick our gifts kinda women they are....

so we should fight back and demand they watch football on sundays and drink beer with us out of the bottle....

 checkmark  Now we're talking!

Topic: RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?
Username: Jap
Posted 2006-05-25 18:41:04 and read 2766 times.

Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 13):
They're all looking for the perfect man. But we know that's impossible.

They haven't figured out that Shangri-la doesn't exist.

Why should we, when we're not perfect ourselves? We're looking for someone who's compatible to us... and actually care instead of being a sexist bastard  Wink

Topic: RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?
Username: Carmenlu15
Posted 2006-05-25 18:56:43 and read 2758 times.

Quoting Aerobalance (Reply 29):
What's with the crap stereotypes?

Relax, it was just a joke.  Smile Though, given the large amount of relationship advice threads as of late, you seem to be the exception rather than the rule... Big grin

Bottom line: You guys never understand our sense of humor.  Wink

Topic: RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?
Username: ABfemme
Posted 2006-05-25 19:04:11 and read 2754 times.

Quoting Pilotaydin (Reply 22):
so we should fight back and demand they watch football on Sunday's and drink beer with us out of the bottle....

But we do !! I am my hubby's drinking partner and football in the pub is fab!! - nothin better than a few beers down the pub on a Sunday with a good match to watch! (guess I am a rarity - or so he says!!)  bouncy 

Topic: RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?
Username: AndesSMF
Posted 2006-05-25 19:12:41 and read 2747 times.

Quoting Carmenlu15 (Reply 33):
You guys never understand our sense of humor. Wink

Now I take offense at that, I can understand jokes from women, its just that it can take me a loooong time to get that understanding... silly 

Topic: RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?
Username: BR715-A1-30
Posted 2006-05-27 01:13:08 and read 2699 times.

As a friend of mine once told me...

If it has a vagina, then there is some wiring screwed up in there somewhere...

Topic: RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?
Username: LO231
Posted 2006-05-27 01:50:35 and read 2687 times.

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 3):
don't have problems with them.
For some reason, they all come up to me saying Ewe'll do nicely

Sheep don't count, snap out of it now.

Regards,
LO231

Topic: RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?
Username: Rolfen
Posted 2006-05-27 03:31:31 and read 2667 times.

I ...

- Always fall in love with the wrong women, those who will move out of the country, marry or whatever the following month
- Run away from those who want to go out or sleep with me, no matter how gorgeous they are
- Can ask any ugly girl to come home with me but dont dare to ask the same to a pretty girl

Me? Problems with woman? nooooo

Topic: RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?
Username: Boeingfanyyz
Posted 2006-05-27 03:40:45 and read 2663 times.

Single and loving it!!!

Cheers,
Boeingfanyyz  airplane 

Topic: RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?
Username: 747srule
Posted 2006-05-27 05:01:28 and read 2646 times.

You know what they say: If it has tits or tires,it's going to be trouble!!!

Topic: RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?
Username: QANTASforever
Posted 2006-05-27 05:04:06 and read 2645 times.

Quoting Aerobalance (Reply 29):
ahem.... I'm an aviation geek, I'm an aviation business owner. I'm also currently dating this lady....

...um, and how would she feel about you posting her picture on the internet?

QFF

Topic: RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?
Username: KiwiinOz
Posted 2006-05-27 06:32:31 and read 2634 times.

Quoting QANTASforever (Reply 41):
...um, and how would she feel about you posting her picture on the internet?

I think she charged him extra for that. He's a business owner, it's all deductable.


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