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Topic: Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?
Username: F.pier
Posted 2006-05-27 09:18:47 and read 5281 times.

When I was younger it happened often.
I remember that once I was at school and the teacher called me for an oral test. I had to go to the blackboard and... I hope she didn't realize.... but who cares now?

Topic: RE: Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?
Username: IAH777
Posted 2006-05-27 09:22:24 and read 5277 times.

Depends on the point of view. My wife thinks all of mine are untimely.  Sad

Topic: RE: Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?
Username: Scbriml
Posted 2006-05-27 09:24:57 and read 5274 times.

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 1):
My wife thinks all of mine are untimely.

 rotfl 

I think I'm married to your wife as well! wink 

Topic: RE: Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?
Username: RichardPrice
Posted 2006-05-27 09:55:58 and read 5259 times.

Yes, the git next door put up scaffolding which blocked our Sky dishes signal  Sad

Topic: RE: Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?
Username: OD720
Posted 2006-05-27 10:08:47 and read 5251 times.

Quoting F.pier (Thread starter):
I was at school and the teacher called me for an oral test.

I wouldn't call that untimely

Topic: RE: Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?
Username: Bill142
Posted 2006-05-27 11:07:52 and read 5222 times.

Quoting OD720 (Reply 4):
Quoting F.pier (Thread starter):
I was at school and the teacher called me for an oral test.

I wouldn't call that untimely

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 

Topic: RE: Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?
Username: EGGD
Posted 2006-05-27 15:25:58 and read 5151 times.

Quoting OD720 (Reply 4):
Quoting F.pier (Thread starter):
I was at school and the teacher called me for an oral test.

I wouldn't call that untimely

LMAO!!! Quite!

Topic: RE: Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?
Username: Ilikeyyc
Posted 2006-05-27 15:55:58 and read 5128 times.

Untimely? Never. Infact, if it wasn't for Viagra, we'd never get one at all.

Signed,

A.net  grumpy  old  Gits Club

Topic: RE: Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?
Username: HAWK21M
Posted 2006-05-27 15:57:56 and read 5125 times.

Depends on what Im looking at  Smile
regds
MEL

Topic: RE: Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?
Username: Vaporlock
Posted 2006-05-27 17:30:26 and read 5061 times.

Dam you guys are funny!!!  rotfl   rotfl 

Thank god us females don't have to worry about things like this!!! haha

Phyllis  bouncy 

Topic: RE: Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?
Username: Photopilot
Posted 2006-05-27 17:44:55 and read 5050 times.

Quoting Vaporlock (Reply 9):
Thank god us females don't have to worry about things like this!!! haha

Well you only have two choices. Our "timely" erections or your Duracell.  Big grin

Topic: RE: Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?
Username: BMIFlyer
Posted 2006-05-27 17:49:25 and read 5046 times.

Quoting Photopilot (Reply 10):
Well you only have two choices. Our "timely" erections or your Duracell.

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 



Lee

Topic: RE: Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?
Username: Boeinglover24
Posted 2006-05-27 18:20:23 and read 5011 times.

A couple of years i was close to putting scotch tape around mine.......

Topic: RE: Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?
Username: Kiwiandrew
Posted 2006-05-27 18:24:41 and read 4995 times.

Quoting Boeinglover24 (Reply 13):
A couple of years i was close to putting scotch tape around mine.......

hmmm , interesting fetish - but it probably deserves a thread all of its own 

[Edited 2006-05-27 18:27:07]

Topic: RE: Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?
Username: Trav110
Posted 2006-05-27 19:15:05 and read 4941 times.

Quoting RichardPrice (Reply 3):
Yes, the git next door put up scaffolding which blocked our Sky dishes signal

what an inconsiderate bastard!

Topic: RE: Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?
Username: Cedarjet
Posted 2006-05-27 20:11:40 and read 4912 times.

As Vice magazine said, "Since the invention of Viagra, the only excuse for not getting an erection is stupidity."

Topic: RE: Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?
Username: IAH777
Posted 2006-05-28 01:55:09 and read 4799 times.

Quoting Vaporlock (Reply 9):
Thank god us females don't have to worry about things like this!!!

Sure you do. It's just not as obvious without a tight shirt.

Topic: RE: Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?
Username: Falcon84
Posted 2006-05-28 04:23:18 and read 4734 times.

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 1):
Depends on the point of view. My wife thinks all of mine are untimely.

 rotfl   rotfl 

Classic.

Quoting Vaporlock (Reply 9):
Thank god us females don't have to worry about things like this!!! haha

Well, since it's you females that are usually the culprit for starting these "untimely" actions.  Big grin

I was at work once, and was with one of my best friends. She's a former Miss Ohio and Mrs. Ohio, and she's drop-dead gorgeous. Well, she and I were discussing sex (and there wasn't another soul around), and....well.....and yes, she did notice, and to this day, she won't let me forget it.

I had to sit in that chair for 20 freaking minutes, so I could reagain some, uh...dignity.  Big grin

Topic: RE: Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?
Username: Ihadapheo
Posted 2006-05-28 04:43:13 and read 4724 times.

... And just where does one get one of these erections, I would like to take several measurements for a future report I am planning for 2008

Signed
S............

Topic: RE: Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?
Username: LTU932
Posted 2006-05-28 05:09:06 and read 4694 times.

Quoting Photopilot (Reply 10):
Well you only have two choices. Our "timely" erections or your Duracell.

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 

It's embarrassing for me to confess, but I've had them way too many times than I've wanted.  banghead 

Quoting Falcon84 (Reply 19):
Well, since it's you females that are usually the culprit for starting these "untimely" actions.

Yes, indeed. I know way too many who are "Guilty as charged", especially at work.  Wink

Topic: RE: Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?
Username: ANCFlyer
Posted 2006-05-28 05:25:49 and read 4682 times.

Erection?

What the hell is that?!

Signed:

99% of Civ-Av

Topic: RE: Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?
Username: Longhornmaniac
Posted 2006-05-28 05:35:17 and read 4673 times.

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 22):
Erection?

What the hell is that?!

Signed:

99% of Civ-Av

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl  LMAO!

Cheers,
Cameron

Topic: RE: Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?
Username: Jutes85
Posted 2006-05-28 06:14:37 and read 4654 times.

Quoting Falcon84 (Reply 19):
I was at work once, and was with one of my best friends. She's a former Miss Ohio and Mrs. Ohio, and she's drop-dead gorgeous. Well, she and I were discussing sex (and there wasn't another soul around), and....well.....and yes, she did notice, and to this day, she won't let me forget it.

Got any pics? Of Miss Ohio ofcourse.

Topic: RE: Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?
Username: Mdsh00
Posted 2006-05-28 06:40:51 and read 4639 times.

Cmon...you are not a man if you haven't had an unwanted woody!

Topic: RE: Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?
Username: IAH777
Posted 2006-05-28 07:17:44 and read 4623 times.

The worst chubby timing has gotta be morning wood. Nothing worse than having to rub one out just so you can take a leak. Otherwise, you gotta stand across the bathroom (possibly in outside the bathroom) and arc your stream juuuuuust right, thereby looking like a cherub fountain garden statue.

Topic: RE: Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?
Username: SATX
Posted 2006-05-28 10:07:30 and read 4576 times.

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 20):
Erection?

What the hell is that?!

Signed:

99% of Civ-Av

Hold on there a second. If Civ-Av is the forum for guys who never get any, then my guess is they have 'untimely' erections every day and wet dreams every night. Now, maybe they don't know there's a term for these things, in which case your post is still accurate.

Topic: RE: Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?
Username: ANCFlyer
Posted 2006-05-28 10:13:37 and read 4574 times.

Quoting SATX (Reply 25):
Hold on there a second. If Civ-Av is the forum for guys who never get any, then my guess is they have 'untimely' erections every day and wet dreams every night. Now, maybe they don't know there's a term for these things, in which case your post is still accurate.

 rotfl 
 checkmark 

Topic: RE: Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?
Username: LTU932
Posted 2006-05-28 10:26:10 and read 4562 times.

Quoting Ihadapheo (Reply 18):
... And just where does one get one of these erections, I would like to take several measurements for a future report I am planning for 2008

Signed
S............

Who's S............?

Quoting SATX (Reply 25):
Hold on there a second. If Civ-Av is the forum for guys who never get any, then my guess is they have 'untimely' erections every day and wet dreams every night. Now, maybe they don't know there's a term for these things, in which case your post is still accurate.

Now I'm a bit confused.

Topic: RE: Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?
Username: BaylorAirBear
Posted 2006-05-28 10:27:42 and read 4558 times.

There is no such thing as an untimely erection! I have one now, and I can't imagine a more fitting scene.

Now, could someone please point me to tonights drunken posting thread?!?

BAB  drunk  <----fucked uppppppp

Topic: RE: Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?
Username: Scbriml
Posted 2006-05-28 12:01:48 and read 4523 times.

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 28):
I have one now, and I can't imagine a more fitting scene.

Too much information alert! [whoop, whoop, whoop]

Topic: RE: Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?
Username: TupolevTu154
Posted 2006-05-28 14:05:09 and read 4496 times.

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 24):
The worst chubby timing has gotta be morning wood. Nothing worse than having to rub one out just so you can take a leak. Otherwise, you gotta stand across the bathroom (possibly in outside the bathroom) and arc your stream juuuuuust right, thereby looking like a cherub fountain garden statue.

So true! Couldn't have put it better myself  Silly

I always dread one in PE classes  covereyes 

Tom Big grin


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