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Topic: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.
Username: BaylorAirBear
Posted 2006-08-02 04:04:53 and read 2560 times.

I am now taking requests for mischief and general disobedience. Mind you, I have an entire airport all to myself.

Any suggestions?

BAB devil 

Topic: RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.
Username: AeroWesty
Posted 2006-08-02 04:06:57 and read 2554 times.

Hire Barbara Billingsley to talk jive to all incoming flights.

Topic: RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.
Username: Kaddyuk
Posted 2006-08-02 04:06:59 and read 2554 times.

Streak...

Topic: RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.
Username: TPASXM787
Posted 2006-08-02 04:09:38 and read 2544 times.

you haven't been fired yet?

other than that i don't know...steal a 737?

Topic: RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.
Username: BaylorAirBear
Posted 2006-08-02 04:09:43 and read 2544 times.

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 1):
Hire Barbara Billingsley to talk jive to all incoming flights.

Jive-ass dude don't got no brains anyhow. Lol, that's one of my ring tones. Big grin

Quoting Kaddyuk (Reply 2):
Streak...

Duly noted...

BAB

Topic: RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.
Username: BaylorAirBear
Posted 2006-08-02 04:10:51 and read 2544 times.

Quoting TPASXM787 (Reply 3):
other than that i don't know...steal a 737?

We don't get anything bigger than S340's regularly.  Sad Though, there is the random MD-80 or 732 charters to LAS.  scratchchin 

BAB

Topic: RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.
Username: Kaddyuk
Posted 2006-08-02 04:13:23 and read 2535 times.

You should organise a college Frat party...

Topic: RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.
Username: TPASXM787
Posted 2006-08-02 04:13:41 and read 2535 times.

go out in one of the vehicles and park on the numbers

Topic: RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.
Username: Daleaholic
Posted 2006-08-02 04:16:51 and read 2526 times.

You could always go to the bar! Always a safe bet  thumbsup 

Topic: RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.
Username: BaylorAirBear
Posted 2006-08-02 04:18:19 and read 2517 times.

Okay, I just took my first office doo-doo. I like to move in fast and make a strong impression. There's no way they'll miss that one.

Quoting TPASXM787 (Reply 7):
go out in one of the vehicles and park on the numbers

Actually, that's one of my responsibilities.  bouncy  I have to drive a pick-up along the taxiways and runways to ensure that all lights are functioning properly.

Quoting Kaddyuk (Reply 6):
You should organise a college Frat party...

You've got good ideas. Maybe you aren't such a chav after all. Yeah...you are.  Wink

BAB

Topic: RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.
Username: TPASXM787
Posted 2006-08-02 04:19:28 and read 2517 times.

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 9):
Actually, that's one of my responsibilities. bouncy I have to drive a pick-up along the taxiways and runways to ensure that all lights are functioning properly.

sounds exactly like what my fiancee does. she's an airport ops agent at RSW

Topic: RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.
Username: Carmenlu15
Posted 2006-08-02 04:20:11 and read 2517 times.

Just grab a plane and take it for a joy ride. Big grin

Topic: RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.
Username: Kaddyuk
Posted 2006-08-02 04:21:11 and read 2498 times.

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 9):
Okay, I just took my first office doo-doo. I like to move in fast and make a strong impression. There's no way they'll miss that one.

Make smells like that again and you'll recive your P45 before you know it...!

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 9):
You've got good ideas. Maybe you aren't such a chav after all. Yeah...you are.

I told you i'm genious...

Make some Diet Coke & Mentos rockets...

Topic: RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.
Username: BaylorAirBear
Posted 2006-08-02 04:26:14 and read 2484 times.

Man, y'all type too fast. This is a thread, not chat. That being said, I have to walk around the terminal and secure all exits and entrances. I'll be back in forty-seven seconds.

BAB

Topic: RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.
Username: Fumanchewd
Posted 2006-08-02 04:27:20 and read 2481 times.

Fornicate with a huffer-cart.



Hint:Find the button that says "suck" instead of "blow".

Topic: RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.
Username: Vaporlock
Posted 2006-08-02 04:29:38 and read 2481 times.

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Thread starter):
Any suggestions?

Bab's....I don't think you need any of our suggestions.....your pretty good at coming up with things on your own...LOL

Phyllis  bouncy 

Topic: RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.
Username: AeroWesty
Posted 2006-08-02 04:32:23 and read 2471 times.

You could always create an avatar for your user name on Yahoo! It's hours of fun.

Topic: RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.
Username: AC773
Posted 2006-08-02 04:40:04 and read 2448 times.

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 1):
Hire Barbara Billingsley to talk jive to all incoming flights.

Better yet, hire Westy to impersonate John Hinshaw: "Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows, wheels. It looks like a big Tylenol!"

Topic: RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.
Username: AeroWesty
Posted 2006-08-02 04:56:30 and read 2431 times.

Quoting AC773 (Reply 17):
Better yet, hire Westy

That could be dangerous! I'd get mistakenly slapped around everytime I was about to show a visiting pilot a map of Florida.  silly 

Topic: RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.
Username: BaylorAirBear
Posted 2006-08-02 04:57:01 and read 2431 times.

Quoting Fumanchewd (Reply 14):
Fornicate with a huffer-cart.

What in the hell is that?

Quoting Fumanchewd (Reply 14):
Hint:Find the button that says "suck" instead of "blow".

I have a feeling that one day I might come to work and find Aerowesty disguised as this huffer cart.

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 16):
You could always create an avatar for your user name on Yahoo! It's hours of fun.

I would rather launch a crusade for the purpose of ending all avatars. I can't stand those things!

BAB

Topic: RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.
Username: Aircraft
Posted 2006-08-02 04:58:37 and read 2425 times.

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Thread starter):
I am now taking requests for mischief and general disobedience. Mind you, I have an entire airport all to myself.

Go to the pilot shop and steal 40 ft. of flight line and a gallon of prop wash. That should keep you busy for a while.  Smile

Topic: RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.
Username: BaylorAirBear
Posted 2006-08-02 04:59:52 and read 2425 times.

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 18):
That could be dangerous! I'd get mistakenly slapped around everytime I was about to show a visiting pilot a map of Florida.  silly 

I don't know what on earth you're talking about!

BAB

Topic: RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.
Username: AeroWesty
Posted 2006-08-02 05:00:44 and read 2414 times.

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 19):
I can't stand those things!

Neither can I. But these are fun. You can dress yourself up, put on silly hats, all sorts of things.

"This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl... "

Topic: RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.
Username: Greasespot
Posted 2006-08-02 05:02:54 and read 2414 times.

A huffer cart is used to give airplanes blowjobs.......

Now figure that out..

GS

Topic: RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.
Username: Fumanchewd
Posted 2006-08-02 05:04:56 and read 2406 times.

Quoting Greasespot (Reply 23):
A huffer cart is used to give airplanes blowjobs.......

Some use the lascivious name of "Airstart".

Topic: RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.
Username: BaylorAirBear
Posted 2006-08-02 05:12:46 and read 2390 times.

Quoting Fumanchewd (Reply 24):
Quoting Greasespot (Reply 23):
A huffer cart is used to give airplanes blowjobs.......

Some use the lascivious name of "Airstart".

Is that like a gpu?

BAB

Topic: RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.
Username: Fumanchewd
Posted 2006-08-02 05:14:55 and read 2390 times.

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 25):
Is that like a gpu?

BAB

Blows a high volume of air into large aircraft to spool the engines. Some don't have bleed start air because they are old or they are broke.

Topic: RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.
Username: BaylorAirBear
Posted 2006-08-02 05:22:56 and read 2375 times.

Quoting Fumanchewd (Reply 26):
Blows a high volume of air into large aircraft to spool the engines. Some don't have bleed start air because they are old or they are broke.

Okay, gotcha now. Thanks.

Guess what I just found! A zamboni!!!! I'ma have me a rodeo!

BAB

Topic: RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.
Username: Piercey
Posted 2006-08-02 05:33:02 and read 2356 times.

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 27):
A zamboni!!!!

Where the hell did you find that?

Topic: RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.
Username: Fumanchewd
Posted 2006-08-02 05:33:47 and read 2347 times.

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 27):
A zamboni!!!! I'ma have me a rodeo!

A floor cleaning machine is great fun, if that's what you found. You can lower the brushes in patterns on floors to make large breasts or smiley faces in the dust.

Topic: RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.
Username: BaylorAirBear
Posted 2006-08-02 06:02:36 and read 2327 times.

Quoting Fumanchewd (Reply 29):
A floor cleaning machine is great fun, if that's what you found.

That's exactly what I found. It was just parked over in the corner. I drained the cleaning solution, and can now pop a wheelie!

Just to keep you updated, I started my new job two hours and two minutes ago.

BAB

Topic: RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.
Username: Fly727
Posted 2006-08-02 06:17:41 and read 2316 times.

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 30):
I started my new job two hours and two minutes ago.

And you have posted already 10 times since then! Dude, I want your job.

RM  Smile

Topic: RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.
Username: BaylorAirBear
Posted 2006-08-02 06:20:12 and read 2314 times.

Quoting Fly727 (Reply 31):

And you have posted already 10 times since then! Dude, I want your job.

It'll probably be available by 5 a.m.

BAB  rotfl 

Topic: RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.
Username: ZOTAN
Posted 2006-08-02 08:46:36 and read 2262 times.

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 9):
Actually, that's one of my responsibilities. bouncy I have to drive a pick-up along the taxiways and runways to ensure that all lights are functioning properly.

We'll I'll be avoiding your airport at night!

Say ... you don't happen to have a bulldozer at that place do you?  scratchchin 

Topic: RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.
Username: BaylorAirBear
Posted 2006-08-02 09:09:36 and read 2244 times.

Quoting ZOTAN (Reply 33):
Say ... you don't happen to have a bulldozer at that place do you?  scratchchin 

Oh, how I wish I did. I'd demolish some of the more antiquated structures out here, free of charge.

BAB

Topic: RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.
Username: AeroWesty
Posted 2006-08-02 09:12:08 and read 2240 times.

Are you going to do a trip report?

Topic: RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.
Username: Skidmarks
Posted 2006-08-02 09:29:07 and read 2230 times.

BAB, you don't have a job do you? You have more of a "to do" list interspersed with misbehaving and causing general mayhem while posting on A.net at the same time!!!!!!! Big grin

Andy  old 

Topic: RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.
Username: BaylorAirBear
Posted 2006-08-02 11:58:18 and read 2183 times.

Update:

I started my new job seven hours and fifty-seven minutes ago. I have ridden a zamboni, learned how to change the range on a radar scope, peeled out in an F-150 on rwy 19, and taken one helluva dookie.

The hours passed reasonably quickly, and I have now completed my first day of work at my new job. Only 364 more to go.

Thank you all for joining me,

BAB wave 

Topic: RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.
Username: Cornish
Posted 2006-08-02 12:03:04 and read 2177 times.

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 37):
and I have now completed my first day of work at my new job. Only 364 more to go.

You work 7 days a week and have no leave all year ??

What are you - an illegal immigrant ??  Wink

Topic: RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.
Username: HAWK21M
Posted 2006-08-02 12:38:55 and read 2151 times.

Lets see the Pics  Smile
regds
MEL

Topic: RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.
Username: Doona
Posted 2006-08-02 12:48:30 and read 2143 times.

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 5):
We don't get anything bigger than S340's regularly.

Well, what's wrong with that? The SAAB beats the 737 in all respects... *covering myself in flame retardant gel*

Good old Swedish machine, that is...

Cheers
Mats

Topic: RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.
Username: TNboy
Posted 2006-08-02 13:11:03 and read 2137 times.

Kindly report to me at start of duty tomorrow. Dont bother wearing the uniform.

Signed
Your Supervisor

Topic: RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.
Username: BaylorAirBear
Posted 2006-08-02 13:30:27 and read 2128 times.

I wish I was his supervisor.

Signed
TNboy's subconscience

Topic: RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.
Username: FutureSDPDcop
Posted 2006-08-03 02:49:06 and read 2038 times.

So are you going back for day 2? I agree with whoever posted it earlier, TRIP REPORT!!!

Topic: RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.
Username: Senorcarnival
Posted 2006-08-03 03:56:28 and read 2009 times.

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 13):
That being said, I have to walk around the terminal and secure all exits and entrances.

All 2 of them?

Topic: RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.
Username: HAWK21M
Posted 2006-08-03 11:09:18 and read 1959 times.

Quoting Senorcarnival (Reply 44):
All 2 of them

Differentiate them well.  Smile
regds
MEL


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