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Topic: The Official A.net Chat 'Fantasy' Thread......
Username: BMIFlyer
Posted 2006-11-06 21:58:57 and read 3850 times.

Interesting conversation goin on over in the a.net chatroom right now.......


Andz: why you quiet now you just said your ass was lovely << referring to Hannahs...
BMIFlyer: it is
Speedbirdie: my ass is lol
Andz: is that all?
trekster: get hottie nurse bacl
BMIFlyer: no further comments
Speedbirdie: yes lol
trekster: back
Andz: I doubt it
Speedbirdie: where is big tongue?
trekster: Hannah is a fit young lady with very good assests
trekster: I hope thats ok hannah
EWS: agreed dan!
Speedbirdie: w00t, and thats from someone gay
EWS: im not gay  
Daleaholic: Never seen her in person, yet to come to a conclusion  
trekster: And looks stunning in red
EWS: looks stunning in bed too dan! :P
EWS: lol
Daleaholic:  Wow!
Blackbird07: oh dear god
Speedbirdie: :O
trekster: that red dress u wore at the man meet was amazing
dlkapa: she's ***** hot
Speedbirdie: what?
trekster: Lew, dream on
FighterPilot: Trekster, we have anotehr person in your thread who wants to sit in the flight deck
EWS: i do dan, trsut me  
Speedbirdie: ok guys, stop it, im blushing
EWS: lol
trekster: Oh, bear
Daleaholic: awww
dlkapa: giggity
trekster: Lew
trekster: BEAR
express1: well blush a bit more
Speedbirdie: LMAO
Daleaholic: Whacky backy lmao at Viera
Blackbird07: I haven't seen Hannah in person but I'd probably do her too based on photos
trekster: He asked after u yesterday hahaha
BMIFlyer: yes, that dress was rather fetching
Speedbirdie: :O
Blackbird07: lmao
dlkapa: I'd love to hit the middle of that
FighterPilot: :O
EWS> lol blackbird.. wow
Daleaholic: LMFAO our first a.net lesbians!!!
dlkapa: sorry kaz
Speedbirdie: ^£$"%$£!!!!

Hmm   

[Edited 2006-11-06 22:05:31]

Topic: RE: The Official A.net Fantasy Thread......
Username: FighterPilot
Posted 2006-11-06 22:00:38 and read 3837 times.

Let me be the first to say....

This thread is useless without pictures! Big grin

Cal  airplane 

Topic: RE: The Official A.net Fantasy Thread......
Username: Daleaholic
Posted 2006-11-06 22:00:57 and read 3839 times.

Very interesting to say the least! Gotta love the chatroom! Big grin

Topic: RE: The Official A.net Fantasy Thread......
Username: BMIFlyer
Posted 2006-11-06 22:02:09 and read 3840 times.

Hmmm....

EWS: go hannah!!!!!!!!!!!
Andz: brilliant heather
BMIFlyer: can we watch?
express1: a mini break in AMS and all girls together!!!!! well i never
Speedbirdie: oooh Hi Heather *seductive wave*
EWS: ill film and make the website... and 100% profit to you!!!!
Speedbirdie: hehehe
Daleaholic: :P
dlkapa: ::drills hole in wall::
BMIFlyer: lmao
express1: lol
Speedbirdie: i think someone should paste this in a thread ha ha ha
Daleaholic: I'll be the picrophone man  Wink
Daleaholic: microphone*
FighterPilot: Im sure you's could mae a few bucks if you let ppl watch

The story continues

Topic: RE: The Official A.net Fantasy Thread......
Username: YooYoo
Posted 2006-11-06 22:04:41 and read 3827 times.

A.Net chat still exisits?

With conversation like the above, i can see why.  Wink

Topic: RE: The Official A.net Chat 'Fantasy' Thread......
Username: DLKAPA
Posted 2006-11-06 22:14:03 and read 3810 times.

The girl on top left, chat died.

Topic: RE: The Official A.net Chat 'Fantasy' Thread......
Username: BMIFlyer
Posted 2006-11-06 22:16:43 and read 3808 times.

Quoting DLKAPA (Reply 5):
The girl on top left, chat died.

Sadly  Sad


Lee

Topic: RE: The Official A.net Chat 'Fantasy' Thread......
Username: 9V
Posted 2006-11-06 22:20:05 and read 3801 times.

Quoting BMIFlyer (Thread starter):
EWS: looks stunning in bed too dan! :P

How do you know that?  Wow!

Topic: RE: The Official A.net Chat 'Fantasy' Thread......
Username: BMIFlyer
Posted 2006-11-06 22:20:57 and read 3801 times.

Quoting 9V (Reply 7):
How do you know that?

Lmao... Big grin

Topic: RE: The Official A.net Chat 'Fantasy' Thread......
Username: Express1
Posted 2006-11-06 22:31:07 and read 3775 times.

Quoting 9V (Reply 7):

that's EWS's train set 9V!!!


dave

Topic: RE: The Official A.net Chat 'Fantasy' Thread......
Username: Srbmod
Posted 2006-11-06 23:41:51 and read 3738 times.

It's good to see that DLKAPA's a pervert everywhere..... He's definitely living up to his avatar on Stueywhiners....

Topic: RE: The Official A.net Chat 'Fantasy' Thread......
Username: BaylorAirBear
Posted 2006-11-07 10:10:08 and read 3703 times.

Quoting BMIFlyer (Thread starter):
trekster: Oh, bear

what?

Quoting BMIFlyer (Thread starter):
trekster: BEAR

WHAT?

BAB silly 

Topic: RE: The Official A.net Chat 'Fantasy' Thread......
Username: Skidmarks
Posted 2006-11-07 10:23:54 and read 3694 times.

Damn!! Why did I leave early? Big grin

Andy  old 

Topic: RE: The Official A.net Chat 'Fantasy' Thread......
Username: EWS
Posted 2006-11-07 10:30:08 and read 3689 times.

Quoting 9V (Reply 7):
How do you know that?

I can assure you from the photographs and when i met her earlier on in the year she looks stunning in whatever she does, or doesnt wear! Big grin

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 12):
Damn!! Why did I leave early?

Ask the wife to make the coco twenty minutes later this evening! Big grin

Lew  goodvibes 

Topic: RE: The Official A.net Chat 'Fantasy' Thread......
Username: Lazarus31
Posted 2006-11-07 10:30:33 and read 3688 times.

being rather new to the site (and also my innate inability to navigate this place -'yes, mesa retardo'- ) i never realised this sorta thing happens on A.net chat. I was just chekin if the whole chat thing works coupla hours ago!!! NOW THIS DEFINITLY GIVES ME AN INCENTIVE TO GO ONTO THE CHAT ROOM..... Big grin

after assesing the profiles of speedbirdie and blackbird07 i have come to the following conclusion:

Ladies....'get you baps out for peace'. this might indeed solve some of the political instabilities that go on in this forum Big grin  Wink

Laz

Topic: RE: The Official A.net Chat 'Fantasy' Thread......
Username: Trekster
Posted 2006-11-07 10:36:57 and read 3683 times.

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 11):

Not u

On the last big meet, we went to canal street for a drink. Met a guy i knew there, who kinda likes the big boys if you know what i mean. He fancys Lew, and keeps asking after him lol

Topic: RE: The Official A.net Chat 'Fantasy' Thread......
Username: EWS
Posted 2006-11-07 10:40:54 and read 3685 times.

Quoting Trekster (Reply 15):
He fancys Lew



Quoting Trekster (Reply 15):
kinda likes the big boys

Err.. As much as i'd say hello to the guy it remains the factor here that he shall never come anywhere close to where he wants to be! I'm over in MAN on thursday lets hope he aint a stalker or something!!!!

Big Boys? Thanks for the compliment! Big grin

Lew  goodvibes 

Topic: RE: The Official A.net Chat 'Fantasy' Thread......
Username: BaylorAirBear
Posted 2006-11-07 10:47:40 and read 3677 times.

Quoting Trekster (Reply 15):
Not u

 relieved 

BAB Big grin

Topic: RE: The Official A.net Chat 'Fantasy' Thread......
Username: IAH777
Posted 2006-11-07 10:48:48 and read 3673 times.

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 12):
Damn!! Why did I leave early?

Likely for the 4pm senior's dinner special at the lunch-o-mat.

Topic: RE: The Official A.net Chat 'Fantasy' Thread......
Username: BaylorAirBear
Posted 2006-11-07 10:50:45 and read 3673 times.

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 18):
Likely for the 4pm senior's dinner special at the lunch-o-mat.

Perfect. Then he can make bed by 6.

BAB

Topic: RE: The Official A.net Chat 'Fantasy' Thread......
Username: IAH777
Posted 2006-11-07 10:53:09 and read 3670 times.

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 19):
Then he can make bed by 6.

First piss break should be around 8.

Topic: RE: The Official A.net Chat 'Fantasy' Thread......
Username: Cornish
Posted 2006-11-07 11:07:54 and read 3661 times.

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 20):
First piss break should be around 8.

with the nurse mopping it up at 8.05 pm.

Topic: RE: The Official A.net Chat 'Fantasy' Thread......
Username: BHMNONREV
Posted 2006-11-07 11:16:12 and read 3655 times.

Quoting Cornish (Reply 21):
Quoting IAH777 (Reply 20):
First piss break should be around 8.

with the nurse mopping it up at 8.05 pm.

No respect for us elders...  grumpy 

Topic: RE: The Official A.net Chat 'Fantasy' Thread......
Username: Trekster
Posted 2006-11-07 11:46:22 and read 3647 times.

Quoting EWS (Reply 16):

I did not mean big boy in that way YUCK lew
(Aint big boys small in that department anyway lol)
 duck 

Topic: RE: The Official A.net Chat 'Fantasy' Thread......
Username: EWS
Posted 2006-11-07 11:49:10 and read 3648 times.

Quoting Trekster (Reply 23):
(Aint big boys small in that department anyway lol)

Nope you know what they say about us big guys.. big socks! Big grin

Quoting Trekster (Reply 23):
I did not mean big boy in that way YUCK lew

Well im not ashamed of it! And non of my ex's have Big grin

Lew  box 

Topic: RE: The Official A.net Chat 'Fantasy' Thread......
Username: Nighthawk
Posted 2006-11-07 11:51:15 and read 3642 times.

Quoting Trekster (Reply 15):
On the last big meet, we went to canal street for a drink. Met a guy i knew there, who kinda likes the big boys if you know what i mean. He fancys Lew, and keeps asking after him lol

he should have made his move there and then.... Lew was unable to run away!  Silly

Topic: RE: The Official A.net Chat 'Fantasy' Thread......
Username: EWS
Posted 2006-11-07 11:52:55 and read 3655 times.

Quoting Nighthawk (Reply 25):
Lew was unable to run away!

I wasnt hardly able to walk away let alone run!! And would you all have let him molester me in my condition? *sniffles*

Lew  goodvibes 

Topic: RE: The Official A.net Chat 'Fantasy' Thread......
Username: Skidmarks
Posted 2006-11-07 12:01:46 and read 3645 times.

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 18):
Likely for the 4pm senior's dinner special at the lunch-o-mat.

No need for that you curmudgeonly swine!!  box 

Andy  old 

Topic: RE: The Official A.net Chat 'Fantasy' Thread......
Username: Trekster
Posted 2006-11-07 12:05:05 and read 3643 times.

Quoting Nighthawk (Reply 25):

It was kinda packed there went it, i saw more than a few people wanting to make a move on u as well, dancing with ur shirt half undone, sweating cause it was so hot........ummm i will stop talking there lol  Wink

Topic: RE: The Official A.net Chat 'Fantasy' Thread......
Username: EWS
Posted 2006-11-07 12:13:14 and read 3648 times.

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 27):
curmudgeonly



Lew Big grin

Topic: RE: The Official A.net Chat 'Fantasy' Thread......
Username: Cornish
Posted 2006-11-07 12:15:28 and read 3634 times.

Quoting EWS (Reply 29):

Adj. 1. curmudgeonly - brusque and surly and forbidding; "crusty remarks"; "a crusty old man"; "his curmudgeonly temper"; "gruff manner"; "a gruff reply"
gruff, ill-humored, ill-humoured, crusty
ill-natured - having an irritable and unpleasant disposition; "an ill-natured disagreeable old man"

This coming from Skidmarks....  duck 

Topic: RE: The Official A.net Chat 'Fantasy' Thread......
Username: Trekster
Posted 2006-11-07 12:16:02 and read 3635 times.

Quoting EWS (Reply 26):
would you all have let him molester me in my condition

Of course we would of lol

Topic: RE: The Official A.net Chat 'Fantasy' Thread......
Username: Cornish
Posted 2006-11-07 12:16:48 and read 3636 times.

Quoting EWS (Reply 29):

Well done Lew - you captured the moment that ANC discovered that JGPH1A had indeed carried out his threat to hit the "Reroute to Pyongyang" button Big grin

Topic: RE: The Official A.net Chat 'Fantasy' Thread......
Username: EWS
Posted 2006-11-07 12:19:06 and read 3623 times.

Quoting Cornish (Reply 32):

 rotf  Thanks! Changed it slightly now.. Big grin

Lew  goodvibes 

Topic: RE: The Official A.net Chat 'Fantasy' Thread......
Username: Cornish
Posted 2006-11-07 12:21:11 and read 3622 times.

Quoting EWS (Reply 33):
Thanks! Changed it slightly now..

 rotfl  Ah the lengths Skiddy will go to to get that all important aircraft registration Big grin

Topic: RE: The Official A.net Chat 'Fantasy' Thread......
Username: EWS
Posted 2006-11-07 12:25:34 and read 3622 times.

Quoting Cornish (Reply 34):
Ah the lengths Skiddy will go to to get that all important aircraft registration

Yes, the nosegear reg prooved a little to hard for his eyesight on this one..

http://www.tfsphoto.com/pics/skidmarks/finnair.jpg

Lew  rotf  rotf 

Topic: RE: The Official A.net Chat 'Fantasy' Thread......
Username: Skidmarks
Posted 2006-11-07 12:46:49 and read 3608 times.

Why do all the effing threads all end up with ME getting stiffed eh? You're all horrible b*stards!!  hissyfit 

Andy  old 

Topic: RE: The Official A.net Chat 'Fantasy' Thread......
Username: Nighthawk
Posted 2006-11-07 12:48:15 and read 3607 times.

Quoting Trekster (Reply 28):
It was kinda packed there went it, i saw more than a few people wanting to make a move on u as well, dancing with ur shirt half undone, sweating cause it was so hot........ummm i will stop talking there lol

Well, you cant really blame them can ya  Silly

They would have been redirected to Alex however, where their chance of success would be much higher...

Topic: RE: The Official A.net Chat 'Fantasy' Thread......
Username: Trekster
Posted 2006-11-07 12:51:11 and read 3599 times.

Quoting Nighthawk (Reply 37):
Well, you cant really blame them can ya

Cant blame me either haha
My you looked good that nite lol.
Remember Lee getting eyed up by that guy dressed as a girl in tight hotpants haha

Topic: RE: The Official A.net Chat 'Fantasy' Thread......
Username: Cornish
Posted 2006-11-07 12:55:17 and read 3594 times.

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 36):
Why do all the effing threads all end up with ME getting stiffed eh?

Well it seems from this thread it was more about other people being in danger of getting stiffed  Wow!  Wink

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 36):
You're all horrible b*stards!!

Yep Big grin

Quoting EWS (Reply 35):
Yes, the nosegear reg prooved a little to hard for his eyesight on this one..

 rotfl  Mmm well it was cruel of you to push him there Lew - imagine if the end of his cardie had got tangled in the nose gear? He could have been dragged off down the taxiway - ready for a few A.netters to capture a shot of him as the aircraft started its takeoff roll......

Topic: RE: The Official A.net Chat 'Fantasy' Thread......
Username: Kazzie
Posted 2006-11-07 13:06:07 and read 3588 times.

How could I miss this even though I was in the room at the time!

Hoe, I am never gonna let you hear the end of this! Big grin

Topic: RE: The Official A.net Chat 'Fantasy' Thread......
Username: RJ111
Posted 2006-11-07 14:04:19 and read 3551 times.

Never flatter a girl! A subtle cocktail of light insults, rejection, and in general degrading and patronising comments usually has them eating out of your hand.

Topic: RE: The Official A.net Chat 'Fantasy' Thread......
Username: Skidmarks
Posted 2006-11-07 14:17:45 and read 3544 times.

Quoting RJ111 (Reply 41):
A subtle cocktail of light insults, rejection, and in general degrading and patronising comments usually has them eating out of your hand.

Or, alternatively, has them with your nuts in their hand asking if you really mean it and looking very, very dangerous!! Big grin

Andy  old 

Topic: RE: The Official A.net Chat 'Fantasy' Thread......
Username: BaylorAirBear
Posted 2006-11-07 14:22:19 and read 3543 times.

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 42):
Or, alternatively, has them with your nuts in their hand asking if you really mean it and looking very, very dangerous!! Big grin

At least he's gettin' some!

BAB  hyper 

Topic: RE: The Official A.net Chat 'Fantasy' Thread......
Username: Skidmarks
Posted 2006-11-07 14:29:34 and read 3535 times.

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 43):
At least he's gettin' some

And you're not? Oh dear, you DO have my sympathy! Oh yes, sympathy - comes between "shit" and "syphilis" in the Oxford English Dictionary! Big grin

Andy  old 

Topic: RE: The Official A.net Chat 'Fantasy' Thread......
Username: Cornish
Posted 2006-11-07 14:41:22 and read 3526 times.

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 44):
And you're not? Oh dear, you DO have my sympathy! Oh yes, sympathy - comes between "shit" and "syphilis" in the Oxford English Dictionary!

I think if you look closely you'll find 'skidmarks' in that area too Big grin

Topic: RE: The Official A.net Chat 'Fantasy' Thread......
Username: BaylorAirBear
Posted 2006-11-07 14:42:12 and read 3519 times.

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 44):
And you're not?

Ninja, please. I was referring to you less than enviable record.

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 44):
Oh yes, sympathy - comes between "shit" and "syphilis" in the Oxford English Dictionary!

I have both of those, and everything in between...on flash cards that I review before each encounter. And because of it, my man-penis remains without blemish. How beautiful he is.

BAB Big grin

Topic: RE: The Official A.net Chat 'Fantasy' Thread......
Username: IAH777
Posted 2006-11-07 15:01:43 and read 3503 times.

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 46):
my man-penis remains without blemish. How beautiful he is.

You should probably spend less time polishing it.  splat 

Topic: RE: The Official A.net Chat 'Fantasy' Thread......
Username: Skidmarks
Posted 2006-11-07 15:05:45 and read 3501 times.

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 47):
You should probably spend less time polishing it.

Oh the images conjoured up by that statement!!  vomit 

Andy  old 

Topic: RE: The Official A.net Chat 'Fantasy' Thread......
Username: Cornish
Posted 2006-11-07 15:06:39 and read 3496 times.

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 46):
And because of it, my man-penis remains without blemish. How beautiful he is.

As a car salesman would say - one careful owner, barely used, few miles on the clock.  Wink


But does it have a full service history ? Big grin

Topic: RE: The Official A.net Chat 'Fantasy' Thread......
Username: BaylorAirBear
Posted 2006-11-07 15:08:08 and read 3497 times.

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 47):
You should probably spend less time polishing it. splat

I've got to keep him looking fit for the big show. I apologise if you've never been in a situation requiring constant upkeep of such a high-performance contributor to society.

BAB

Topic: RE: The Official A.net Chat 'Fantasy' Thread......
Username: Nighthawk
Posted 2006-11-07 15:09:27 and read 3490 times.

Quoting Cornish (Reply 49):
As a car salesman would say - one careful owner, barely used, few miles on the clock. Wink


But does it have a full service history ?

Something tells me its never even left its own driveway.....

Topic: RE: The Official A.net Chat 'Fantasy' Thread......
Username: Skidmarks
Posted 2006-11-07 15:09:39 and read 3488 times.

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 50):
I apologise if you've never been in a situation requiring constant upkeep of such a high-performance contributor to society.

Cue the men in white coats and a straight-jacket Big grin

Andy  old 

Topic: RE: The Official A.net Chat 'Fantasy' Thread......
Username: IAH777
Posted 2006-11-07 15:10:48 and read 3488 times.

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 50):
I've got to keep him looking fit for the big show.

I challenge that Miss Puffinstuff's Drag Revue is slightly less than a "big show."

Topic: RE: The Official A.net Chat 'Fantasy' Thread......
Username: Cornish
Posted 2006-11-07 15:12:46 and read 3483 times.

Quoting Nighthawk (Reply 51):
Something tells me its never even left its own driveway.....

that or its the super economy version with limited performance Big grin

Topic: RE: The Official A.net Chat 'Fantasy' Thread......
Username: BaylorAirBear
Posted 2006-11-07 15:15:11 and read 3480 times.

Quoting Cornish (Reply 49):
As a car salesman would say - one careful owner, barely used, few miles on the clock.

I always roll back the odometer.

Quoting Cornish (Reply 49):
But does it have a full service history ?

Indeed. Everything from morning maintenance, to tune-ups, even a rebuild or two.

Quoting Nighthawk (Reply 51):
Something tells me its never even left its own driveway.....

Of course not. When you are in demand, you keep your assets in the garage. You only pull it out in the driveway every once in a while to impress the neighbors.

BAB

Topic: RE: The Official A.net Chat 'Fantasy' Thread......
Username: IAH777
Posted 2006-11-07 15:21:04 and read 3472 times.

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 55):
When you are in demand, you keep your assets in the garage.

So, Westy has a nickname... Interesting.   

[Edited 2006-11-07 15:24:53]

Topic: RE: The Official A.net Chat 'Fantasy' Thread......
Username: Blackbird07
Posted 2006-11-07 15:58:41 and read 3452 times.

Hahahahah Oh god, it looks like this thread caused every males train of thought to derail into a pile of name-calling and euphanisms to ones package.

Topic: RE: The Official A.net Chat 'Fantasy' Thread......
Username: IAH777
Posted 2006-11-07 16:00:34 and read 3442 times.

Quoting Blackbird07 (Reply 57):
Oh god, it looks like this thread caused every males train of thought to derail into a pile of name-calling and euphanisms to ones package.

Another standard A.net Non-Av thread, then. All we need now is a reference to ANCflyer's hat and...oh, wait....now its standard.

Topic: RE: The Official A.net Chat 'Fantasy' Thread......
Username: BMIFlyer
Posted 2006-11-07 16:32:07 and read 3433 times.

Quoting Trekster (Reply 38):
Remember Lee getting eyed up by that guy dressed as a girl in tight hotpants haha

Wasn't he looking at you as well??


Lee

Topic: RE: The Official A.net Chat 'Fantasy' Thread......
Username: Trekster
Posted 2006-11-07 16:37:11 and read 3430 times.

Nope, he was looking at you, and only you.
I was too intrested in Nighthawk lol


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