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Topic: ANCFlyer's Real Job In The US Army - Exposed
Username: UH60FtRucker
Posted 2007-02-21 18:24:24 and read 5290 times.

So we all know how ANCFlyer loves to tell us how, when he was in the US Army, he drove an M1A1 Abrams tank. He reminds us, every chance he gets.

Heck he even shows pictures of his tank:





http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g52/UH60PilotIraq/Random/rcc-44909960b4f06M1A1Abramovercar.jpg



However, through extensive research, I have discovered ANCFlyer was lying to us. When he said he drove an Abrams... he was only telling 1/2 truths. In fact the only thing he drove was this:



http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g52/UH60PilotIraq/Random/best_lawnmower_ever.jpg

ANCFlyer, you've been exposed!

-UH60

Topic: RE: ANCFlyer's Real Job In The US Army - Exposed
Username: Queso
Posted 2007-02-21 18:28:11 and read 5278 times.

Quoting UH60FtRucker (Thread starter):
ANCFlyer, you've been exposed!

Too bad you didn't Photoshop his hat on him too!

Topic: RE: ANCFlyer's Real Job In The US Army - Exposed
Username: EWS
Posted 2007-02-21 18:30:01 and read 5262 times.

Ohh this one is tempting!

Lew

Topic: RE: ANCFlyer's Real Job In The US Army - Exposed
Username: UH60FtRucker
Posted 2007-02-21 18:30:48 and read 5262 times.

Unfortunately - the US Army only provides me with a shitty laptop. I am lucky to have MS PAINT.

Photoshop is out of the question.

-UH60

Topic: RE: ANCFlyer's Real Job In The US Army - Exposed
Username: Falcon84
Posted 2007-02-21 18:30:52 and read 5262 times.

Hey ANC, wanna come cut my lawn this spring?  rotfl 

Topic: RE: ANCFlyer's Real Job In The US Army - Exposed
Username: AGM100
Posted 2007-02-21 18:39:26 and read 5217 times.

OH this one will be deleted as fast as a Abrams over a sprinkler head !

Their we were ...pushing towards the border ... then out of no where ... A pile of dog pooo.! Down the hatch , level the guns !

Topic: RE: ANCFlyer's Real Job In The US Army - Exposed
Username: ORFflyer
Posted 2007-02-21 18:54:18 and read 5186 times.

Damn ANC, you seem to have put on a little weight lately.....

Topic: RE: ANCFlyer's Real Job In The US Army - Exposed
Username: SandroZRH
Posted 2007-02-21 18:59:00 and read 5178 times.

hahaha  rotfl   rotfl 

Well done  bigthumbsup 

Topic: RE: ANCFlyer's Real Job In The US Army - Exposed
Username: EWRCabincrew
Posted 2007-02-21 19:05:09 and read 5164 times.

ANC, you need colour. That Alaska sun is whitening your skin, not tanning it.  Wink

Topic: RE: ANCFlyer's Real Job In The US Army - Exposed
Username: AAFLT1871
Posted 2007-02-21 19:50:27 and read 5101 times.

His only time driving a tank and he thought he was on a NASCAR track and made a left when he should of went right

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Topic: RE: ANCFlyer's Real Job In The US Army - Exposed
Username: ANCFlyer
Posted 2007-02-21 19:59:51 and read 5082 times.

Quoting UH60FtRucker (Thread starter):
ANCFlyer, you've been exposed!

Just wait til Vegas Young Warrant Officer . . . .

Didn't anyone ever tell you 'Never pick on the Sergeant Major'?

 irked  wink 

I want one of those lawnmowers . . . . by the way.

Quoting Queso (Reply 1):
Too bad you didn't Photoshop his hat on him too!

Where's lew?

Quoting EWS (Reply 2):
Ohh this one is tempting!

Never mind, shoulda known.

Quoting Falcon84 (Reply 4):
Hey ANC, wanna come cut my lawn this spring?

Laugh it up Falcon . . .

Quoting ORFflyer (Reply 6):
Damn ANC, you seem to have put on a little weight lately.....

You too Hero.

 laughing 

Quoting AGM100 (Reply 5):
Their we were ...pushing towards the border ... then out of no where ... A pile of dog pooo.! Down the hatch , level the guns !

 laughing 

Quoting EWRCabincrew (Reply 8):
ANC, you need colour. That Alaska sun is whitening your skin, not tanning it.

Those legs have GOT to go!  scared 

Quoting AAFLT1871 (Reply 9):
made a left when he should of went right

I have rolled a tank before, but never drove off a ledge/cliff, etc.

. . . . .


Well done UH60 . . . .

Stand by . . . .

Revenge is a dish best served Cold.  grumpy  wink 

Topic: RE: ANCFlyer's Real Job In The US Army - Exposed
Username: Falcon84
Posted 2007-02-21 20:52:59 and read 5014 times.

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 10):
Quoting Falcon84 (Reply 4):
Hey ANC, wanna come cut my lawn this spring?

Laugh it up Falcon . . .

If you insist.

 rotfl   rotfl   biggrin 

Topic: RE: ANCFlyer's Real Job In The US Army - Exposed
Username: Skidmarks
Posted 2007-02-21 21:09:16 and read 4987 times.

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 

Absolutely marvelous, bloody marvelous! Now, has anyone got one of Lew in a toy train..............?  devil 

Andy  old 

Topic: RE: ANCFlyer's Real Job In The US Army - Exposed
Username: AAFLT1871
Posted 2007-02-21 21:54:20 and read 4943 times.

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 12):
! Now, has anyone got one of Lew in a toy train

No but we got a picture of you in some dudes underwear


Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting


 duck 

Topic: RE: ANCFlyer's Real Job In The US Army - Exposed
Username: Skidmarks
Posted 2007-02-21 22:12:06 and read 4914 times.

Quoting AAFLT1871 (Reply 13):

Death will come, slowly but surely - be afraid, be VERY afraid!!  devil 

Andy  old 

Topic: RE: ANCFlyer's Real Job In The US Army - Exposed
Username: KROC
Posted 2007-02-22 00:22:18 and read 4829 times.

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 10):
I want one of those lawnmowers . . . . by the way.

What for, like grass grows enough to need to be cut in ANC.  Wink

Topic: RE: ANCFlyer's Real Job In The US Army - Exposed
Username: Charlienorth
Posted 2007-02-22 00:50:28 and read 4798 times.

Quoting AAFLT1871 (Reply 13):
No but we got a picture of you in some dudes underwear

That's just plain wrong  vomit 

Topic: RE: ANCFlyer's Real Job In The US Army - Exposed
Username: Duff44
Posted 2007-02-22 01:23:06 and read 4768 times.

Quoting UH60FtRucker (Thread starter):

Bag or mulch?


 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 

Topic: RE: ANCFlyer's Real Job In The US Army - Exposed
Username: L-188
Posted 2007-02-22 04:08:59 and read 4680 times.

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 10):

I want one of those lawnmowers . . . . by the way.

Does it come in a Snowblower?

Or is that a Bradley?


Nicely done UH

Topic: RE: ANCFlyer's Real Job In The US Army - Exposed
Username: DL021
Posted 2007-02-22 04:48:56 and read 4652 times.

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 10):
I want one of those lawnmowers . . . . by the way.

Me too...

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 10):
Revenge is a dish best served Cold.

Yeah...that's why you live in Alaska?

BTW....whoever posted the ugly naked people twister shot is on my shitlist.....you ruined naked twister for me.

Topic: RE: ANCFlyer's Real Job In The US Army - Exposed
Username: Graphic
Posted 2007-02-22 05:06:34 and read 4640 times.

"Skidmarks in YOUR underwear - ..."

That's not Priceless, that's just plain HELL!

Topic: RE: ANCFlyer's Real Job In The US Army - Exposed
Username: AAFLT1871
Posted 2007-02-22 05:27:37 and read 4629 times.

Quoting DL021 (Reply 19):
....whoever posted the ugly naked people twister shot is on my shitlist.....you ruined naked twister for me.

I'll see you in LAS next month. I'll buy you a drink to wash away the image.  silly 

Topic: RE: ANCFlyer's Real Job In The US Army - Exposed
Username: Skidmarks
Posted 2007-02-22 11:25:08 and read 4557 times.

Quoting Graphic (Reply 20):
"Skidmarks in YOUR underwear - ..."

Ladies only I'm afraid! Big grin

Andy  old 

Topic: RE: ANCFlyer's Real Job In The US Army - Exposed
Username: Cornish
Posted 2007-02-22 12:03:13 and read 4533 times.

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 22):
Quoting Graphic (Reply 20):
"Skidmarks in YOUR underwear - ..."

Ladies only I'm afraid!

and the only lady likely to get close to your underwear Skidz is your nursemaid Rosa......

Topic: RE: ANCFlyer's Real Job In The US Army - Exposed
Username: Skidmarks
Posted 2007-02-22 12:14:02 and read 4523 times.

Quoting Cornish (Reply 23):
and the only lady likely to get close to your underwear Skidz is your nursemaid Rosa

Yes, but when she strips down to her basque and stockings......................................!  devil 

Andy  old 

Topic: RE: ANCFlyer's Real Job In The US Army - Exposed
Username: ORFflyer
Posted 2007-02-22 12:38:29 and read 4509 times.

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 24):
Yes, but when she strips down to her basque and stockings

She turns into Ronnie?

 duck 

Topic: RE: ANCFlyer's Real Job In The US Army - Exposed
Username: FDXMECH
Posted 2007-02-22 16:14:40 and read 4441 times.

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 10):
Revenge is a dish best served Cold.

Or as Tony Soprano said, "Revenge is a dish best served with cold cuts".  Smile


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