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Topic: Possible Airline Alliances (Nudge, Nudge)
Username: aviateur
Posted 2010-04-24 19:09:15 and read 1604 times.

Help me out with this. So far I've got...

THE ALLIANCE OF EVIL

Iran Air, Iraqi Airways, Syrianair, Cubana, LAB, and maybe a Venezuelan carrier or two.

"Your With Us Or Your Against Us"

Frequent flyer program: "BushMiles"

GENERAL TSAO'S ALLIANCE

China Airlines, Air China, China Southern, China Eastern, China Western, China China, and of course the entirely fictitious but oft-cited "China Air."

"Free Delivery with purchase of any ticket over $99"

Frequent flyer program: "MSG Club"

PS

Topic: RE: Possible Airline Alliances (Nudge, Nudge)
Username: Braniff747SP
Posted 2010-04-24 19:13:57 and read 1597 times.

Quoting aviateur (Thread starter):

China Airlines, Air China, China Southern, China Eastern, China Western, China China, and of course the entirely fictitious but oft-cited "China Air."

Air Koryo as associate member.

Topic: RE: Possible Airline Alliances (Nudge, Nudge)
Username: web500sjc
Posted 2010-04-24 19:17:12 and read 1565 times.

Quoting Braniff747SP (Reply 1):
Quoting aviateur (Thread starter):

China Airlines, Air China, China Southern, China Eastern, China Western, China China, and of course the entirely fictitious but oft-cited "China Air."

Air Koryo as associate member.

no they would be an acociate member of the alliance of evil, but they would
have to make there frequent flyer miles KimMiles

Topic: RE: Possible Airline Alliances (Nudge, Nudge)
Username: aviateur
Posted 2010-04-24 19:20:51 and read 1532 times.

Quoting Braniff747SP (Reply 1):
Air Koryo as associate member.

Dang, I forgot Air Koryo. "KimMiles," that's great.

"Dear Leader Club" maybe?

We need to come up with something that incorporates the schemes of Ryanair and Spirit Airlines. Along the lines of a "Do-it-Yourself Alliance."

[Edited 2010-04-24 19:22:10]

Topic: RE: Possible Airline Alliances (Nudge, Nudge)
Username: Braniff747SP
Posted 2010-04-24 20:18:36 and read 1327 times.

Quoting aviateur (Reply 3):
Dear Leader Club

That would be a good name for their lunges, Complete with Kim statuets all over the place.

Topic: RE: Possible Airline Alliances (Nudge, Nudge)
Username: comorin
Posted 2010-04-25 09:03:48 and read 1206 times.

TWA, PanAm and Eastern:

Alliance: The Valhalla Alliance

Club: Ghost Riders in the Sky

FF program: Highway to Hell

Tier levels: Hades, Purgatory, Heaven.

Topic: RE: Possible Airline Alliances (Nudge, Nudge)
Username: af773atmsp
Posted 2010-04-25 11:41:20 and read 1152 times.

Epic Failure Alliance:
Jet America
SkyBus
Family Airlines

Topic: RE: Possible Airline Alliances (Nudge, Nudge)
Username: Braniff747SP
Posted 2010-04-26 06:36:52 and read 1033 times.

Quoting af773atmsp (Reply 6):
Family Airlines

Now, they have changed to Avatar.... They still think that they will get off the ground.

Topic: RE: Possible Airline Alliances (Nudge, Nudge)
Username: MadameConcorde
Posted 2010-04-26 11:13:28 and read 961 times.

People Express and Laker Airways.

HQs. Gatwick and Newark.

Low Cost No Frills Transatlantic Service.

Alliance: Fly Cheap

Club: Bring Your Own.

Frequent Flyer Program: NoMiles
FF Lounges: N/A

[Edited 2010-04-26 11:15:18]

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