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Topic: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: HoMsaR
Posted 2012-12-10 12:02:53 and read 5071 times.

Might be a fun thing to try. Use this thread to post whatever. Doesn't have to have anything to do with anything that was posted previously (hence, non sequitur).

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: DocLightning
Posted 2012-12-10 12:12:32 and read 5063 times.

Non-sequiturs make me eat lampshades.

Besides, it doesn't make sense to close the blinds when the keyboard is broken.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: aloges
Posted 2012-12-10 12:15:20 and read 5056 times.

Quoting HoMsaR (Thread starter):
Doesn't have to have anything to do with anything that was posted previously (hence, non sequitur).

Latin terms sound smart, so people sound smart when they use them.   

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: francoflier
Posted 2012-12-10 12:19:32 and read 5050 times.

This is now a cat thread:

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: seb146
Posted 2012-12-10 12:27:38 and read 5034 times.

I thought about starting a similar thread but bacon.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: DocLightning
Posted 2012-12-10 12:29:26 and read 5033 times.

Quoting francoflier (Reply 3):
This is now a cat thread:

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: ANITIX87
Posted 2012-12-10 12:43:19 and read 5023 times.

Have you ever noticed that when you sneeze while going to the bathroom, you're always filled with an uncontrollable fear for an instant? You're SO SCARED you'll blow your asshole out!

(Not my joke, paraphrased. But so true, and it just happened to me).

TIS

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: SmittyOne
Posted 2012-12-10 12:45:32 and read 5021 times.

Quoting ANITIX87 (Reply 6):
Have you ever noticed that when you sneeze while going to the bathroom, you're always filled with an uncontrollable fear for an instant? You're SO SCARED you'll blow your asshole out!

(Not my joke, paraphrased. But so true, and it just happened to me).

TIS

Therefore, air has weight.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: Mir
Posted 2012-12-10 12:47:47 and read 5016 times.

Quoting ANITIX87 (Reply 6):
Have you ever noticed that when you sneeze while going to the bathroom, you're always filled with an uncontrollable fear for an instant? You're SO SCARED you'll blow your asshole out!

No, but then again I've never seen a gaggle of geese doing an conga line either.

-Mir

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: PHX787
Posted 2012-12-10 12:51:14 and read 5010 times.

my armpits feel like the gentle caressing of 1000 angels screaming.............


Where is Soren ?  

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: seb146
Posted 2012-12-10 12:55:08 and read 5004 times.

Two wrongs don't make a right. But three lefts do.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: RussianJet
Posted 2012-12-10 13:01:17 and read 5001 times.

Everything has an end, but the sausage has two.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: AR385
Posted 2012-12-10 13:08:18 and read 4986 times.

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 1):
Besides, it doesn't make sense to close the blinds when the keyboard is broken.

You sound exactly like a guy I know that used too much LSD and now is stuck talking like that.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: FaddyPainter
Posted 2012-12-10 13:12:05 and read 4984 times.

If the purpose of this thread is to form a collection of non-sequitur statements, then by posting a non-sequitur, your post is true to the purpose of the topic and therefore logically follows that it must be sequitur.

Therefore this topic consists of a series of sequitur statements which by extension makes the topic non-sequitur.

Edit: 1+1=2
Q.E.D.

[Edited 2012-12-10 13:12:42]

[Edited 2012-12-10 13:13:28]

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: DocLightning
Posted 2012-12-10 13:13:53 and read 4986 times.

Quoting FaddyPainter (Reply 13):
If the purpose of this thread is to form a collection of non-sequitur statements, then by posting a non-sequitur, your post is true to the purpose of the topic and therefore logically follows that it must be sequitur.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: HoMsaR
Posted 2012-12-10 13:48:05 and read 4960 times.

Did I ever tell you about the time I showed up for class drunk?

I think I was in second grade or something like that.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: SoJo
Posted 2012-12-10 14:19:37 and read 4944 times.

Quoting HoMsaR (Reply 15):
Did I ever tell you about the time I showed up for class drunk?

I think I was in second grade or something like that.

History is a thing of the past. That statement is a thing of the past. That statement etc. etc.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: DocLightning
Posted 2012-12-10 14:27:37 and read 4933 times.

Quoting SoJo (Reply 16):
History is a thing of the past. That statement is a thing of the past. That statement etc. etc.

I thought we talked about your hippopotamii already.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: FaddyPainter
Posted 2012-12-10 14:48:14 and read 4915 times.

The word possesses possesses five s's.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: HoMsaR
Posted 2012-12-10 14:48:41 and read 4915 times.

And then there were 4,727,609.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: SoJo
Posted 2012-12-10 14:57:33 and read 4906 times.

Quoting HoMsaR (Reply 19):
And then there were 4,727,609.

You missed out by one number. I think. So, therefore I must be. I think.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: FaddyPainter
Posted 2012-12-10 15:00:07 and read 4904 times.

The sentence the word possesses possesses five s's possesses twelve s's.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: HoMsaR
Posted 2012-12-10 15:20:14 and read 4891 times.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: seb146
Posted 2012-12-10 16:15:59 and read 4869 times.

The song "This Song Is Just Six Words Long" has more than six words.

Barry Manilow didn't write the song "I Write The Songs"

Bacon pancakes. Makin bacon pancakes. Take some bacon and I put it in a pancake. Bacon pancakes. That's what I'm gonna make: Bacon pancakes!

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: dc9northwest
Posted 2012-12-10 16:39:24 and read 4859 times.

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 1):
Besides, it doesn't make sense to close the blinds when the keyboard is broken.

Oh so you want people to see your broken keyboard. I guess that must mean the aliens have captured your mind. I'd wear a few tinfoil hats but in Soviet Russia, you kill uranium and plutonium and polonium.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: WrenchBender
Posted 2012-12-10 16:41:08 and read 4929 times.

WOOF

WrenchBender

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: DeltaMD90
Posted 2012-12-10 17:17:09 and read 4911 times.

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 17):
ʇɥbıɐɹʇs ʎןןɐʇoʇ ɯɐ ı

Aww that's too bad!

[Edited 2012-12-10 17:57:41]

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: HoMsaR
Posted 2012-12-10 17:52:42 and read 4923 times.

Check out post 5 from this thread, it's hilarious:

This Vs Thats 2012 - Part 2 (by 777ER Nov 22 2012 in Non Aviation)

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: RussianJet
Posted 2012-12-10 18:25:38 and read 4903 times.

Quoting HoMsaR (Reply 27):
Check out post 5 from this thread, it's hilarious:

This Vs Thats 2012 - Part 2 (by 777ER Nov 22 2012 in Non Aviation)

Gah, you fiend!

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: PHX787
Posted 2012-12-10 18:45:00 and read 4895 times.

Quoting HoMsaR (Reply 19):
And then there were 4,727,609.

No. There were over 9000  
Quoting HoMsaR (Reply 22):
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  

Quoting RussianJet (Reply 28):
Quoting HoMsaR (Reply 27):
Check out post 5 from this thread, it's hilarious:

This Vs Thats 2012 - Part 2 (by 777ER Nov 22 2012 in Non Aviation)

Gah, you fiend!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: HoMsaR
Posted 2012-12-10 20:26:41 and read 4861 times.

I'm naked under all my clothes.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: seb146
Posted 2012-12-10 21:54:12 and read 4850 times.

www.homestarrunner.com

I just watched the video for "Lock And Key" by Juila Fordham for the first time and I think she is lesbian. Beautiful song and a beautiful voice.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: Newark727
Posted 2012-12-10 22:54:07 and read 4838 times.

I need scissors! 61!

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: ALTF4
Posted 2012-12-11 07:58:48 and read 4783 times.

ᴸᵟᴸ ̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾ ̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅ ̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄ ͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊ ̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿Ͱ ҉͚҉͛҉͚҉͛҉͚҉͛҉͚҉͛҉͚҉͛Ͱ͜҉͝ᅞ҉͜҉͝҉͜҉͝҉͜҉͝░▒▓҉͖҉͕҉͔҉͓҉⠉҉҉҉͒҉͌҉͋҉͊҉͋҉͋҉͉҉͈҉͇҉͆҉ͅ҉̈́҉̓҉ྂ҉  

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: seb146
Posted 2012-12-11 08:04:07 and read 4775 times.

Quoting Newark727 (Reply 32):
I need scissors! 61!

To get in to the pack of scissors? Just buy another scissors!

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: DocLightning
Posted 2012-12-11 09:15:29 and read 4757 times.

All of you just lost the game.

That is all.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: aloges
Posted 2012-12-11 09:17:39 and read 4755 times.

There's nothing in my freezer, so I need to buy a farm.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: DeltaMD90
Posted 2012-12-11 09:18:49 and read 4752 times.

Quoting ALTF4 (Reply 33):
ᴸᵟᴸ ̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾ ̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅ ̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄ ͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊ ̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿Ͱ ҉͚҉͛҉͚҉͛҉͚҉͛҉͚҉͛҉͚҉͛Ͱ͜҉͝ᅞ҉͜҉͝҉͜҉͝҉͜҉͝░▒▓҉͖҉͕҉͔҉͓҉⠉҉҉҉͒҉͌҉͋҉͊҉͋҉͋҉͉҉͈҉͇҉͆҉ͅ҉̈́҉̓҉ྂ҉  

̨͒̌ͯ̃̎̐̇̌҉̨̠̹̥͖̗̠͈͙̟̦͟͡ ̶͕̹̬̟̼̩̩̹̏ͫ̿ͭ̆̋̀̚ ̸̡̡͇̘̬͚̭͕͙̻̼̘̟̤̬̜̒̐̾ͤ̏ͯ͡͝ ̛̪̼͖͈͚̞̠̠̯̺̺̟̫̗̻͓̻ͥ͛̎̿͛ͨͤ̓̀ͮͤ͗ͭ̇̏̎̀͢ ̡̣̘͉͓͙͔̘̙̙̝̹͓ͯͣ̏ͭ̎̎̐ͮ͛ͯ̎͗̊̎̔̃͑ͅ ̸͚̯̣̜̫̻̠̻͍̜̳͎͋͑̽̓̐ͫ̅͌̆̿̆̈͟͜͠ ̜̙͓̹̮̗͍̤̭̟̼̮͙̱̲̿͗̎̿ͥ̐̀͟ ̶̸̣̱͉̤͎̬̮̥̪̹̹͇͖̭̹̼͉ͧ͋̈́ͬͨ̚͟͢ͅ ̴̴̵̠̘̜͍͚̯̜̙͓ͦ̒̉̄͋ͪͪ̕ ̸̀̒̎̈̄̅͋ͩ̔͊̇͛̽ͧͧ͑̍͊̀͜҉̦͎̩͖̣͍̤ͅ ̴̘̳̤̺̻͖̣̼̒̎̍̔ͪ͂̕͜͝͡ ̵͈͖͉̟͇̠͕̬̥̲̥̖ͤͪ͐̾̅̓̄͋̔̐͟͞ ̨̨͕͓̩͇͕͕͍̦̼͎̲̟̤̪͕̂ͮ͋̇̊̽̐̐ͩͫ̄ͅ ̧̢ͣͬ͗̄̾ͧͦ͛ͪ̇͋̑̑ͪ͋͛̀ͪ͏̘̫̱͙̣͓̫̞̠̯̟̖ ̢̄̇̾̊ͭͫ̾̀̐͋͡͏̶̜͚̭̘̩̲ͅ ̢̹̥̖̞̟͎͚̈́̏̿̍ ̵̷͖̞̲̜͈͉ͦ͑̏̎ͤ̾̈́̅̓̕ ͎̹̯͔̫̮̣͚̱̰̯͉̥̅͑ͯ̈́̃͑̔ͨ̒̎̾́ͥ̒̆̃̈͘̕ ̴̵̭̮͚̲̠̱͙̊ͮ̓̒̎̌̔͌̑ͦ͊ͯ͐ͥ̌̾͞͠ ̛̛͉̬̲̺̩̰̖̂̈́ͩ̒̃͋̉̐͒ͥ̕ͅ ̷̄̂ͨ͑ͭͤ̆̃̈͌̔̀ͫ̓̓̆҉̸̗̞͔͍̺͔̻͓̺͉̠̗̪͍͚̣͜ ̡̯̗̲͖̪͓̘͓̘͓̺̳͉͓ͤͭͫ̾̈̓̈ͥ͂̆̑̏͗̓͒̇ͦͥ͢͢͝ ̶̘͍̫͕̣͍̩̞̘̟̖̣̠͕͛̊̐̓̈̀ ̴̨̗̞͎͔͍̳̥̮̮͓͔̬̻̤̦̂̌ͧ̽̍̚̕͟͞
̨͒̌ͯ̃̎̐̇̌҉̨̠̹̥͖̗̠͈͙̟̦͟͡ ̶͕̹̬̟̼̩̩̹̏ͫ̿ͭ̆̋̀̚ ̸̡̡͇̘̬͚̭͕͙̻̼̘̟̤̬̜̒̐̾ͤ̏ͯ͡͝ ̛̪̼͖͈͚̞̠̠̯̺̺̟̫̗̻͓̻ͥ͛̎̿͛ͨͤ̓̀ͮͤ͗ͭ̇̏̎̀͢ ̡̣̘͉͓͙͔̘̙̙̝̹͓ͯͣ̏ͭ̎̎̐ͮ͛ͯ̎͗̊̎̔̃͑ͅ ̸͚̯̣̜̫̻̠̻͍̜̳͎͋͑̽̓̐ͫ̅͌̆̿̆̈͟͜͠ ̜̙͓̹̮̗͍̤̭̟̼̮͙̱̲̿͗̎̿ͥ̐̀͟ ̶̸̣̱͉̤͎̬̮̥̪̹̹͇͖̭̹̼͉ͧ͋̈́ͬͨ̚͟͢ͅ ̴̴̵̠̘̜͍͚̯̜̙͓ͦ̒̉̄͋ͪͪ̕ ̸̀̒̎̈̄̅͋ͩ̔͊̇͛̽ͧͧ͑̍͊̀͜҉̦͎̩͖̣͍̤ͅ ̴̘̳̤̺̻͖̣̼̒̎̍̔ͪ͂̕͜͝͡ ̵͈͖͉̟͇̠͕̬̥̲̥̖ͤͪ͐̾̅̓̄͋̔̐͟͞ ̨̨͕͓̩͇͕͕͍̦̼͎̲̟̤̪͕̂ͮ͋̇̊̽̐̐ͩͫ̄ͅ ̧̢ͣͬ͗̄̾ͧͦ͛ͪ̇͋̑̑ͪ͋͛̀ͪ͏̘̫̱͙̣͓̫̞̠̯̟̖ ̢̄̇̾̊ͭͫ̾̀̐͋͡͏̶̜͚̭̘̩̲ͅ ̢̹̥̖̞̟͎͚̈́̏̿̍ ̵̷͖̞̲̜͈͉ͦ͑̏̎ͤ̾̈́̅̓̕ ͎̹̯͔̫̮̣͚̱̰̯͉̥̅͑ͯ̈́̃͑̔ͨ̒̎̾́ͥ̒̆̃̈͘̕ ̴̵̭̮͚̲̠̱͙̊ͮ̓̒̎̌̔͌̑ͦ͊ͯ͐ͥ̌̾͞͠ ̛̛͉̬̲̺̩̰̖̂̈́ͩ̒̃͋̉̐͒ͥ̕ͅ ̷̄̂ͨ͑ͭͤ̆̃̈͌̔̀ͫ̓̓̆҉̸̗̞͔͍̺͔̻͓̺͉̠̗̪͍͚̣͜ ̡̯̗̲͖̪͓̘͓̘͓̺̳͉͓ͤͭͫ̾̈̓̈ͥ͂̆̑̏͗̓͒̇ͦͥ͢͢͝ ̶̘͍̫͕̣͍̩̞̘̟̖̣̠͕͛̊̐̓̈̀ ̴̨̗̞͎͔͍̳̥̮̮͓͔̬̻̤̦̂̌ͧ̽̍̚̕͟͞
̨͒̌ͯ̃̎̐̇̌҉̨̠̹̥͖̗̠͈͙̟̦͟͡ ̶͕̹̬̟̼̩̩̹̏ͫ̿ͭ̆̋̀̚ ̸̡̡͇̘̬͚̭͕͙̻̼̘̟̤̬̜̒̐̾ͤ̏ͯ͡͝ ̛̪̼͖͈͚̞̠̠̯̺̺̟̫̗̻͓̻ͥ͛̎̿͛ͨͤ̓̀ͮͤ͗ͭ̇̏̎̀͢ ̡̣̘͉͓͙͔̘̙̙̝̹͓ͯͣ̏ͭ̎̎̐ͮ͛ͯ̎͗̊̎̔̃͑ͅ ̸͚̯̣̜̫̻̠̻͍̜̳͎͋͑̽̓̐ͫ̅͌̆̿̆̈͟͜͠ ̜̙͓̹̮̗͍̤̭̟̼̮͙̱̲̿͗̎̿ͥ̐̀͟ ̶̸̣̱͉̤͎̬̮̥̪̹̹͇͖̭̹̼͉ͧ͋̈́ͬͨ̚͟͢ͅ ̴̴̵̠̘̜͍͚̯̜̙͓ͦ̒̉̄͋ͪͪ̕ ̸̀̒̎̈̄̅͋ͩ̔͊̇͛̽ͧͧ͑̍͊̀͜҉̦͎̩͖̣͍̤ͅ ̴̘̳̤̺̻͖̣̼̒̎̍̔ͪ͂̕͜͝͡ ̵͈͖͉̟͇̠͕̬̥̲̥̖ͤͪ͐̾̅̓̄͋̔̐͟͞ ̨̨͕͓̩͇͕͕͍̦̼͎̲̟̤̪͕̂ͮ͋̇̊̽̐̐ͩͫ̄ͅ ̧̢ͣͬ͗̄̾ͧͦ͛ͪ̇͋̑̑ͪ͋͛̀ͪ͏̘̫̱͙̣͓̫̞̠̯̟̖ ̢̄̇̾̊ͭͫ̾̀̐͋͡͏̶̜͚̭̘̩̲ͅ ̢̹̥̖̞̟͎͚̈́̏̿̍ ̵̷͖̞̲̜͈͉ͦ͑̏̎ͤ̾̈́̅̓̕ ͎̹̯͔̫̮̣͚̱̰̯͉̥̅͑ͯ̈́̃͑̔ͨ̒̎̾́ͥ̒̆̃̈͘̕ ̴̵̭̮͚̲̠̱͙̊ͮ̓̒̎̌̔͌̑ͦ͊ͯ͐ͥ̌̾͞͠ ̛̛͉̬̲̺̩̰̖̂̈́ͩ̒̃͋̉̐͒ͥ̕ͅ ̷̄̂ͨ͑ͭͤ̆̃̈͌̔̀ͫ̓̓̆҉̸̗̞͔͍̺͔̻͓̺͉̠̗̪͍͚̣͜ ̡̯̗̲͖̪͓̘͓̘͓̺̳͉͓ͤͭͫ̾̈̓̈ͥ͂̆̑̏͗̓͒̇ͦͥ͢͢͝ ̶̘͍̫͕̣͍̩̞̘̟̖̣̠͕͛̊̐̓̈̀ ̴̨̗̞͎͔͍̳̥̮̮͓͔̬̻̤̦̂̌ͧ̽̍̚̕͟͞ !!!!!!!  Wow!
̨͒̌ͯ̃̎̐̇̌҉̨̠̹̥͖̗̠͈͙̟̦͟͡ ̶͕̹̬̟̼̩̩̹̏ͫ̿ͭ̆̋̀̚ ̸̡̡͇̘̬͚̭͕͙̻̼̘̟̤̬̜̒̐̾ͤ̏ͯ͡͝ ̛̪̼͖͈͚̞̠̠̯̺̺̟̫̗̻͓̻ͥ͛̎̿͛ͨͤ̓̀ͮͤ͗ͭ̇̏̎̀͢ ̡̣̘͉͓͙͔̘̙̙̝̹͓ͯͣ̏ͭ̎̎̐ͮ͛ͯ̎͗̊̎̔̃͑ͅ ̸͚̯̣̜̫̻̠̻͍̜̳͎͋͑̽̓̐ͫ̅͌̆̿̆̈͟͜͠ ̜̙͓̹̮̗͍̤̭̟̼̮͙̱̲̿͗̎̿ͥ̐̀͟ ̶̸̣̱͉̤͎̬̮̥̪̹̹͇͖̭̹̼͉ͧ͋̈́ͬͨ̚͟͢ͅ ̴̴̵̠̘̜͍͚̯̜̙͓ͦ̒̉̄͋ͪͪ̕ ̸̀̒̎̈̄̅͋ͩ̔͊̇͛̽ͧͧ͑̍͊̀͜҉̦͎̩͖̣͍̤ͅ ̴̘̳̤̺̻͖̣̼̒̎̍̔ͪ͂̕͜͝͡ ̵͈͖͉̟͇̠͕̬̥̲̥̖ͤͪ͐̾̅̓̄͋̔̐͟͞ ̨̨͕͓̩͇͕͕͍̦̼͎̲̟̤̪͕̂ͮ͋̇̊̽̐̐ͩͫ̄ͅ ̧̢ͣͬ͗̄̾ͧͦ͛ͪ̇͋̑̑ͪ͋͛̀ͪ͏̘̫̱͙̣͓̫̞̠̯̟̖ ̢̄̇̾̊ͭͫ̾̀̐͋͡͏̶̜͚̭̘̩̲ͅ ̢̹̥̖̞̟͎͚̈́̏̿̍ ̵̷͖̞̲̜͈͉ͦ͑̏̎ͤ̾̈́̅̓̕ ͎̹̯͔̫̮̣͚̱̰̯͉̥̅͑ͯ̈́̃͑̔ͨ̒̎̾́ͥ̒̆̃̈͘̕ ̴̵̭̮͚̲̠̱͙̊ͮ̓̒̎̌̔͌̑ͦ͊ͯ͐ͥ̌̾͞͠ ̛̛͉̬̲̺̩̰̖̂̈́ͩ̒̃͋̉̐͒ͥ̕ͅ ̷̄̂ͨ͑ͭͤ̆̃̈͌̔̀ͫ̓̓̆҉̸̗̞͔͍̺͔̻͓̺͉̠̗̪͍͚̣͜ ̡̯̗̲͖̪͓̘͓̘͓̺̳͉͓ͤͭͫ̾̈̓̈ͥ͂̆̑̏͗̓͒̇ͦͥ͢͢͝ ̶̘͍̫͕̣͍̩̞̘̟̖̣̠͕͛̊̐̓̈̀ ̴̨̗̞͎͔͍̳̥̮̮͓͔̬̻̤̦̂̌ͧ̽̍̚̕͟͞
̨͒̌ͯ̃̎̐̇̌҉̨̠̹̥͖̗̠͈͙̟̦͟͡ ̶͕̹̬̟̼̩̩̹̏ͫ̿ͭ̆̋̀̚ ̸̡̡͇̘̬͚̭͕͙̻̼̘̟̤̬̜̒̐̾ͤ̏ͯ͡͝ ̛̪̼͖͈͚̞̠̠̯̺̺̟̫̗̻͓̻ͥ͛̎̿͛ͨͤ̓̀ͮͤ͗ͭ̇̏̎̀͢ ̡̣̘͉͓͙͔̘̙̙̝̹͓ͯͣ̏ͭ̎̎̐ͮ͛ͯ̎͗̊̎̔̃͑ͅ ̸͚̯̣̜̫̻̠̻͍̜̳͎͋͑̽̓̐ͫ̅͌̆̿̆̈͟͜͠ ̜̙͓̹̮̗͍̤̭̟̼̮͙̱̲̿͗̎̿ͥ̐̀͟ ̶̸̣̱͉̤͎̬̮̥̪̹̹͇͖̭̹̼͉ͧ͋̈́ͬͨ̚͟͢ͅ ̴̴̵̠̘̜͍͚̯̜̙͓ͦ̒̉̄͋ͪͪ̕ ̸̀̒̎̈̄̅͋ͩ̔͊̇͛̽ͧͧ͑̍͊̀͜҉̦͎̩͖̣͍̤ͅ ̴̘̳̤̺̻͖̣̼̒̎̍̔ͪ͂̕͜͝͡ ̵͈͖͉̟͇̠͕̬̥̲̥̖ͤͪ͐̾̅̓̄͋̔̐͟͞ ̨̨͕͓̩͇͕͕͍̦̼͎̲̟̤̪͕̂ͮ͋̇̊̽̐̐ͩͫ̄ͅ ̧̢ͣͬ͗̄̾ͧͦ͛ͪ̇͋̑̑ͪ͋͛̀ͪ͏̘̫̱͙̣͓̫̞̠̯̟̖ ̢̄̇̾̊ͭͫ̾̀̐͋͡͏̶̜͚̭̘̩̲ͅ ̢̹̥̖̞̟͎͚̈́̏̿̍ ̵̷͖̞̲̜͈͉ͦ͑̏̎ͤ̾̈́̅̓̕ ͎̹̯͔̫̮̣͚̱̰̯͉̥̅͑ͯ̈́̃͑̔ͨ̒̎̾́ͥ̒̆̃̈͘̕ ̴̵̭̮͚̲̠̱͙̊ͮ̓̒̎̌̔͌̑ͦ͊ͯ͐ͥ̌̾͞͠ ̛̛͉̬̲̺̩̰̖̂̈́ͩ̒̃͋̉̐͒ͥ̕ͅ ̷̄̂ͨ͑ͭͤ̆̃̈͌̔̀ͫ̓̓̆҉̸̗̞͔͍̺͔̻͓̺͉̠̗̪͍͚̣͜ ̡̯̗̲͖̪͓̘͓̘͓̺̳͉͓ͤͭͫ̾̈̓̈ͥ͂̆̑̏͗̓͒̇ͦͥ͢͢͝ ̶̘͍̫͕̣͍̩̞̘̟̖̣̠͕͛̊̐̓̈̀ ̴̨̗̞͎͔͍̳̥̮̮͓͔̬̻̤̦̂̌ͧ̽̍̚̕͟͞

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: airkas1
Posted 2012-12-11 09:27:00 and read 4749 times.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: HoMsaR
Posted 2012-12-11 11:17:25 and read 4718 times.

If the stupid "Word Game" can get over 300 threads, why can't we have gummy bears for dessert?

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: Maverick623
Posted 2012-12-11 12:29:02 and read 4697 times.

Quoting HoMsaR (Reply 27):
Check out post 5 from this thread, it's hilarious:

People in glass houses sink ships, so make like a tree and GTFO n00b.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: Mir
Posted 2012-12-11 12:31:30 and read 4695 times.

Quoting HoMsaR (Reply 39):
If the stupid "Word Game" can get over 300 threads, why can't we have gummy bears for dessert?

Because you're a few clowns short of a Happy Meal.

-Mir

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: PHX787
Posted 2012-12-11 12:35:46 and read 4692 times.

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 35):
All of you just lost the game.

Do i really need to post the contents of our FB conversation the other day?

Quoting Mir (Reply 41):
Because you're a few clowns short of a Happy Meal.

No it's because you touch yourself at night.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: mbmbos
Posted 2012-12-11 12:50:15 and read 4689 times.

Quoting PHX787 (Reply 42):
No it's because you touch yourself at night.

Calgon, take me away!

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: HoMsaR
Posted 2012-12-11 12:59:21 and read 4687 times.

Silly rabbit, Trix are for hamsters.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: Mir
Posted 2012-12-11 14:51:26 and read 4668 times.

Quoting PHX787 (Reply 42):
No it's because you touch yourself at night.

Technically, it's always daytime somewhere, so your argument is invalid.

Like this guy's umbrella:



-Mir

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: seb146
Posted 2012-12-11 16:46:51 and read 4645 times.

Ah, the big red X. How I dispise thee....

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: PHX787
Posted 2012-12-11 17:35:39 and read 4631 times.

お前達はとてもバカと思う
:D

Quoting Mir (Reply 45):
Like this guy's umbrella:

I no can see it

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: Maverick623
Posted 2012-12-11 19:40:34 and read 4605 times.

Quoting PHX787 (Reply 47):
お前達はとてもバカと思う

静かな白い男の子

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: HoMsaR
Posted 2012-12-11 20:30:34 and read 4598 times.

And now for something completely different.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: PHX787
Posted 2012-12-11 20:32:44 and read 4597 times.

Quoting HoMsaR (Reply 49):
And now for something completely different.

ORANGES

Quoting Maverick623 (Reply 48):
静かな白い男の子

YOU DISHONOR FAMRY

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: WrenchBender
Posted 2012-12-11 20:34:01 and read 4603 times.

My crew and Santa 2009


WrenchBender

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: seb146
Posted 2012-12-11 20:41:51 and read 4584 times.

Quoting WrenchBender (Reply 51):
WrenchBender

bah... HUMBUG!! Back to work, slackers!

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: seb146
Posted 2012-12-11 20:44:09 and read 4580 times.

Quoting Maverick623 (Reply 48):

Oh, snap!

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: kpitrrat
Posted 2012-12-11 22:06:02 and read 4570 times.

So Skyfall came in #1 in the Box office at a cool 10.7 Mil.

Still......Its a mystery, inside a riddle, wrapped in an ENIGMA!

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: seb146
Posted 2012-12-11 23:24:49 and read 4563 times.

Wollerton *ptui*

Message is too short, blah... blah... blah...

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: HoMsaR
Posted 2012-12-12 07:56:37 and read 4528 times.

You know the old children's rhyme/poem/whatever it was about "there was an old lady who swallowed a fly." It ends with "there was an old lady who swallowed a horse."

I just now get that.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: WrenchBender
Posted 2012-12-12 09:50:20 and read 4510 times.

Quoting HoMsaR (Reply 56):
You know the old children's rhyme/poem/whatever it was about "there was an old lady who swallowed a fly." It ends with "there was an old lady who swallowed a horse."

Sasebo the wonder pup

Say wut......

WrenchBender

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: PHX787
Posted 2012-12-12 15:26:36 and read 4479 times.

Quoting seb146 (Reply 55):
Message is too short, blah... blah... blah...

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: HoMsaR
Posted 2012-12-13 07:25:43 and read 4417 times.

Oh, that's where I left my hamburger sauce.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: seb146
Posted 2012-12-13 08:45:06 and read 4401 times.

Two guys walk into a bar. Which is odd because, after seeing the first guy hit it, you would think the second guy would duck.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: francoflier
Posted 2012-12-13 13:12:28 and read 4380 times.

Austin Powers: This coffee tastes like shit!
Basil: It is shit, Austin
Austin: Oh good, then it's not just me.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: HoMsaR
Posted 2012-12-15 21:25:07 and read 4254 times.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: airportugal310
Posted 2012-12-15 22:45:06 and read 4238 times.

I see your Bump and raise you a candy cane, thrice a fortnight....

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: HoMsaR
Posted 2012-12-19 11:48:47 and read 4019 times.

I just graduated. What should my epitaph say?

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: DocLightning
Posted 2012-12-19 16:36:48 and read 3984 times.

Quoting airportugal310 (Reply 63):

Sense: That picture makes none.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: dc9northwest
Posted 2012-12-19 17:30:43 and read 3972 times.

Quoting HoMsaR (Reply 64):

I just graduated. What should my epitaph say?

It should say "Bump".

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 65):
Sense: That picture makes none.

Picture: None makes that sense.

Hey, English is fun. Did you know two words rhyme with orange?

Hinge and door.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: seb146
Posted 2012-12-19 20:21:26 and read 3961 times.

there are some thing i wish i could un-see....

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: PHX787
Posted 2012-12-19 20:47:16 and read 3956 times.

um guys

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: seb146
Posted 2012-12-19 20:52:45 and read 3951 times.

Quoting PHX787 (Reply 68):
um guys

ummm... yes and... yes!

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: dc9northwest
Posted 2012-12-19 21:04:53 and read 3951 times.

Quoting seb146 (Reply 69):
ummm... yes and... yes!

Just one yes necessary.

The answer to questions containing "or" is yes.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: HoMsaR
Posted 2012-12-20 07:54:04 and read 3926 times.

Did you hear the one about people who didn't get what "non squitur" means?

They had pancakes for breakfast!

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: seb146
Posted 2012-12-20 09:01:55 and read 3914 times.

Quoting dc9northwest (Reply 70):
The answer to questions containing "or" is yes.

Oh, you silly. The answer to questions containing "or" is Nebraska!

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: dc9northwest
Posted 2012-12-20 09:11:50 and read 3912 times.

I'm so used to posting off-topic that I keep missing the post office.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: HoMsaR
Posted 2012-12-21 18:04:40 and read 3842 times.

Quoting dc9northwest (Reply 73):
I'm so used to posting off-topic that I keep missing the post office.

Get that finger out of your ear! You don't know where that finger's been.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: seb146
Posted 2012-12-21 20:02:41 and read 3834 times.

Wierd Al got his picture taken with a dead hooker. What is this world coming to?

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: HoMsaR
Posted 2012-12-22 18:27:02 and read 3797 times.

Quoting seb146 (Reply 75):

And you must be the guy who didn't know if it was a pimple or a boil.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: Newark727
Posted 2012-12-22 18:40:36 and read 3796 times.

On the other hand, recorded human history.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: seb146
Posted 2012-12-22 19:42:06 and read 3774 times.

I'm super, thanks for asking! All things considered, I couldn't be better I must say!

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: WrenchBender
Posted 2012-12-22 19:52:34 and read 3777 times.


Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition

WrenchBender

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: seb146
Posted 2012-12-22 20:37:22 and read 3769 times.

That awkward moment when you go to post a picture of a rabbit with a pancake on it's head and realize "It's Friday!!"

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: mal787
Posted 2012-12-22 22:42:13 and read 3753 times.

why do we sit in the stands?

mal787

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: seb146
Posted 2012-12-23 11:00:02 and read 3711 times.

Quoting mal787 (Reply 81):
why do we sit in the stands?

The same reason we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: Airportugal310
Posted 2012-12-23 12:01:08 and read 3703 times.

Quoting seb146 (Reply 82):
The same reason we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway.

What does being a minotaur have anything to do with this?

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: N172DM
Posted 2012-12-23 12:59:39 and read 3696 times.

Quoting Airportugal310 (Reply 83):

What does being a minotaur have anything to do with this?

Because all the people underwater have big, red apples.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: seb146
Posted 2012-12-23 21:45:49 and read 3645 times.

It's just a jump to the left...
And then a step to the riiiiiight...

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: seb146
Posted 2012-12-25 09:38:31 and read 3552 times.

Rose: Just who the hell do you think you are?
Connie: Slipper socks. Size medium!

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: HoMsaR
Posted 2012-12-26 11:21:30 and read 3508 times.

How about those Brooklyn Dodgers! Are they bums or what?

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: seb146
Posted 2012-12-26 12:28:37 and read 3483 times.

Quoting HoMsaR (Reply 87):
How about those Brooklyn Dodgers! Are they bums or what?

I know, right? That last chuker was a give away at 40-love!

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: czbbflier
Posted 2012-12-26 16:28:51 and read 3467 times.

Quoting seb146 (Reply 88):
I know, right? That last chuker was a give away at 40-love!

But who knew that bus rides were better on Blackberries?

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: HoMsaR
Posted 2012-12-28 06:32:51 and read 3375 times.

I have one plant in my entire home, and it needs watering.

That must be why I see more snowflakes falling up than down right now.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: HoMsaR
Posted 2013-01-03 09:29:06 and read 3082 times.

The purple elephant dances clockwise on Tuesday.


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