Might be a fun thing to try. Use this thread to post whatever. Doesn't have to have anything to do with anything that was posted previously (hence, non sequitur).

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

Non-sequiturs make me eat lampshades.

Besides, it doesn't make sense to close the blinds when the keyboard is broken.

Quoting HoMsaR (Thread starter): Doesn't have to have anything to do with anything that was posted previously (hence, non sequitur).

Latin terms sound smart, so people sound smart when they use them.   

This is now a cat thread:

I thought about starting a similar thread but bacon.

Quoting francoflier (Reply 3): This is now a cat thread:

Have you ever noticed that when you sneeze while going to the bathroom, you're always filled with an uncontrollable fear for an instant? You're SO SCARED you'll blow your asshole out!

(Not my joke, paraphrased. But so true, and it just happened to me).

TIS

Quoting ANITIX87 (Reply 6): Have you ever noticed that when you sneeze while going to the bathroom, you're always filled with an uncontrollable fear for an instant? You're SO SCARED you'll blow your asshole out! (Not my joke, paraphrased. But so true, and it just happened to me). TIS

Therefore, air has weight.

Quoting ANITIX87 (Reply 6): Have you ever noticed that when you sneeze while going to the bathroom, you're always filled with an uncontrollable fear for an instant? You're SO SCARED you'll blow your asshole out!

No, but then again I've never seen a gaggle of geese doing an conga line either.

-Mir

my armpits feel like the gentle caressing of 1000 angels screaming.............


Where is Soren ?  

Two wrongs don't make a right. But three lefts do.

Everything has an end, but the sausage has two.

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 1): Besides, it doesn't make sense to close the blinds when the keyboard is broken.

You sound exactly like a guy I know that used too much LSD and now is stuck talking like that.

If the purpose of this thread is to form a collection of non-sequitur statements, then by posting a non-sequitur, your post is true to the purpose of the topic and therefore logically follows that it must be sequitur.

Therefore this topic consists of a series of sequitur statements which by extension makes the topic non-sequitur.

Edit: 1+1=2
Q.E.D.

[Edited 2012-12-10 13:12:42]

[Edited 2012-12-10 13:13:28]

Quoting FaddyPainter (Reply 13): If the purpose of this thread is to form a collection of non-sequitur statements, then by posting a non-sequitur, your post is true to the purpose of the topic and therefore logically follows that it must be sequitur.

Did I ever tell you about the time I showed up for class drunk?

I think I was in second grade or something like that.

Quoting HoMsaR (Reply 15): Did I ever tell you about the time I showed up for class drunk? I think I was in second grade or something like that.

History is a thing of the past. That statement is a thing of the past. That statement etc. etc.

Quoting SoJo (Reply 16): History is a thing of the past. That statement is a thing of the past. That statement etc. etc.

I thought we talked about your hippopotamii already.

The word possesses possesses five s's.

And then there were 4,727,609.

Quoting HoMsaR (Reply 19): And then there were 4,727,609.

You missed out by one number. I think. So, therefore I must be. I think.

The sentence the word possesses possesses five s's possesses twelve s's.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

The song "This Song Is Just Six Words Long" has more than six words.

Barry Manilow didn't write the song "I Write The Songs"

Bacon pancakes. Makin bacon pancakes. Take some bacon and I put it in a pancake. Bacon pancakes. That's what I'm gonna make: Bacon pancakes!

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 1): Besides, it doesn't make sense to close the blinds when the keyboard is broken.

Oh so you want people to see your broken keyboard. I guess that must mean the aliens have captured your mind. I'd wear a few tinfoil hats but in Soviet Russia, you kill uranium and plutonium and polonium.

WOOF

WrenchBender

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 17): ʇɥbıɐɹʇs ʎןןɐʇoʇ ɯɐ ı

Aww that's too bad!

[Edited 2012-12-10 17:57:41]

Check out post 5 from this thread, it's hilarious:

This Vs Thats 2012 - Part 2 (by 777ER Nov 22 2012 in Non Aviation)

Quoting HoMsaR (Reply 27): Check out post 5 from this thread, it's hilarious: This Vs Thats 2012 - Part 2 (by 777ER Nov 22 2012 in Non Aviation)

Gah, you fiend!

Quoting HoMsaR (Reply 19): And then there were 4,727,609.

No. There were over 9000  

Quoting HoMsaR (Reply 22): eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  

Quoting RussianJet (Reply 28): Quoting HoMsaR (Reply 27): Check out post 5 from this thread, it's hilarious: This Vs Thats 2012 - Part 2 (by 777ER Nov 22 2012 in Non Aviation) Gah, you fiend!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'm naked under all my clothes.

www.homestarrunner.com

I just watched the video for "Lock And Key" by Juila Fordham for the first time and I think she is lesbian. Beautiful song and a beautiful voice.

I need scissors! 61!

ᴸᵟᴸ ̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾ ̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅ ̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄ ͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊ ̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿Ͱ ҉͚҉͛҉͚҉͛҉͚҉͛҉͚҉͛҉͚҉͛Ͱ͜҉͝ᅞ҉͜҉͝҉͜҉͝҉͜҉͝░▒▓҉͖҉͕҉͔҉͓҉⠉҉҉҉͒҉͌҉͋҉͊҉͋҉͋҉͉҉͈҉͇҉͆҉ͅ҉̈́҉̓҉ྂ҉  

Quoting Newark727 (Reply 32): I need scissors! 61!

To get in to the pack of scissors? Just buy another scissors!

All of you just lost the game.

That is all.

There's nothing in my freezer, so I need to buy a farm.

Quoting ALTF4 (Reply 33): ᴸᵟᴸ ̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾ ̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅ ̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄ ͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊ ̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿Ͱ ҉͚҉͛҉͚҉͛҉͚҉͛҉͚҉͛҉͚҉͛Ͱ͜҉͝ᅞ҉͜҉͝҉͜҉͝҉͜҉͝░▒▓҉͖҉͕҉͔҉͓҉⠉҉҉҉͒҉͌҉͋҉͊҉͋҉͋҉͉҉͈҉͇҉͆҉ͅ҉̈́҉̓҉ྂ҉

̨͒̌ͯ̃̎̐̇̌҉̨̠̹̥͖̗̠͈͙̟̦͟͡ ̶͕̹̬̟̼̩̩̹̏ͫ̿ͭ̆̋̀̚ ̸̡̡͇̘̬͚̭͕͙̻̼̘̟̤̬̜̒̐̾ͤ̏ͯ͡͝ ̛̪̼͖͈͚̞̠̠̯̺̺̟̫̗̻͓̻ͥ͛̎̿͛ͨͤ̓̀ͮͤ͗ͭ̇̏̎̀͢ ̡̣̘͉͓͙͔̘̙̙̝̹͓ͯͣ̏ͭ̎̎̐ͮ͛ͯ̎͗̊̎̔̃͑ͅ ̸͚̯̣̜̫̻̠̻͍̜̳͎͋͑̽̓̐ͫ̅͌̆̿̆̈͟͜͠ ̜̙͓̹̮̗͍̤̭̟̼̮͙̱̲̿͗̎̿ͥ̐̀͟ ̶̸̣̱͉̤͎̬̮̥̪̹̹͇͖̭̹̼͉ͧ͋̈́ͬͨ̚͟͢ͅ ̴̴̵̠̘̜͍͚̯̜̙͓ͦ̒̉̄͋ͪͪ̕ ̸̀̒̎̈̄̅͋ͩ̔͊̇͛̽ͧͧ͑̍͊̀͜҉̦͎̩͖̣͍̤ͅ ̴̘̳̤̺̻͖̣̼̒̎̍̔ͪ͂̕͜͝͡ ̵͈͖͉̟͇̠͕̬̥̲̥̖ͤͪ͐̾̅̓̄͋̔̐͟͞ ̨̨͕͓̩͇͕͕͍̦̼͎̲̟̤̪͕̂ͮ͋̇̊̽̐̐ͩͫ̄ͅ ̧̢ͣͬ͗̄̾ͧͦ͛ͪ̇͋̑̑ͪ͋͛̀ͪ͏̘̫̱͙̣͓̫̞̠̯̟̖ ̢̄̇̾̊ͭͫ̾̀̐͋͡͏̶̜͚̭̘̩̲ͅ ̢̹̥̖̞̟͎͚̈́̏̿̍ ̵̷͖̞̲̜͈͉ͦ͑̏̎ͤ̾̈́̅̓̕ ͎̹̯͔̫̮̣͚̱̰̯͉̥̅͑ͯ̈́̃͑̔ͨ̒̎̾́ͥ̒̆̃̈͘̕ ̴̵̭̮͚̲̠̱͙̊ͮ̓̒̎̌̔͌̑ͦ͊ͯ͐ͥ̌̾͞͠ ̛̛͉̬̲̺̩̰̖̂̈́ͩ̒̃͋̉̐͒ͥ̕ͅ ̷̄̂ͨ͑ͭͤ̆̃̈͌̔̀ͫ̓̓̆҉̸̗̞͔͍̺͔̻͓̺͉̠̗̪͍͚̣͜ ̡̯̗̲͖̪͓̘͓̘͓̺̳͉͓ͤͭͫ̾̈̓̈ͥ͂̆̑̏͗̓͒̇ͦͥ͢͢͝ ̶̘͍̫͕̣͍̩̞̘̟̖̣̠͕͛̊̐̓̈̀ ̴̨̗̞͎͔͍̳̥̮̮͓͔̬̻̤̦̂̌ͧ̽̍̚̕͟͞
̨͒̌ͯ̃̎̐̇̌҉̨̠̹̥͖̗̠͈͙̟̦͟͡ ̶͕̹̬̟̼̩̩̹̏ͫ̿ͭ̆̋̀̚ ̸̡̡͇̘̬͚̭͕͙̻̼̘̟̤̬̜̒̐̾ͤ̏ͯ͡͝ ̛̪̼͖͈͚̞̠̠̯̺̺̟̫̗̻͓̻ͥ͛̎̿͛ͨͤ̓̀ͮͤ͗ͭ̇̏̎̀͢ ̡̣̘͉͓͙͔̘̙̙̝̹͓ͯͣ̏ͭ̎̎̐ͮ͛ͯ̎͗̊̎̔̃͑ͅ ̸͚̯̣̜̫̻̠̻͍̜̳͎͋͑̽̓̐ͫ̅͌̆̿̆̈͟͜͠ ̜̙͓̹̮̗͍̤̭̟̼̮͙̱̲̿͗̎̿ͥ̐̀͟ ̶̸̣̱͉̤͎̬̮̥̪̹̹͇͖̭̹̼͉ͧ͋̈́ͬͨ̚͟͢ͅ ̴̴̵̠̘̜͍͚̯̜̙͓ͦ̒̉̄͋ͪͪ̕ ̸̀̒̎̈̄̅͋ͩ̔͊̇͛̽ͧͧ͑̍͊̀͜҉̦͎̩͖̣͍̤ͅ ̴̘̳̤̺̻͖̣̼̒̎̍̔ͪ͂̕͜͝͡ ̵͈͖͉̟͇̠͕̬̥̲̥̖ͤͪ͐̾̅̓̄͋̔̐͟͞ ̨̨͕͓̩͇͕͕͍̦̼͎̲̟̤̪͕̂ͮ͋̇̊̽̐̐ͩͫ̄ͅ ̧̢ͣͬ͗̄̾ͧͦ͛ͪ̇͋̑̑ͪ͋͛̀ͪ͏̘̫̱͙̣͓̫̞̠̯̟̖ ̢̄̇̾̊ͭͫ̾̀̐͋͡͏̶̜͚̭̘̩̲ͅ ̢̹̥̖̞̟͎͚̈́̏̿̍ ̵̷͖̞̲̜͈͉ͦ͑̏̎ͤ̾̈́̅̓̕ ͎̹̯͔̫̮̣͚̱̰̯͉̥̅͑ͯ̈́̃͑̔ͨ̒̎̾́ͥ̒̆̃̈͘̕ ̴̵̭̮͚̲̠̱͙̊ͮ̓̒̎̌̔͌̑ͦ͊ͯ͐ͥ̌̾͞͠ ̛̛͉̬̲̺̩̰̖̂̈́ͩ̒̃͋̉̐͒ͥ̕ͅ ̷̄̂ͨ͑ͭͤ̆̃̈͌̔̀ͫ̓̓̆҉̸̗̞͔͍̺͔̻͓̺͉̠̗̪͍͚̣͜ ̡̯̗̲͖̪͓̘͓̘͓̺̳͉͓ͤͭͫ̾̈̓̈ͥ͂̆̑̏͗̓͒̇ͦͥ͢͢͝ ̶̘͍̫͕̣͍̩̞̘̟̖̣̠͕͛̊̐̓̈̀ ̴̨̗̞͎͔͍̳̥̮̮͓͔̬̻̤̦̂̌ͧ̽̍̚̕͟͞
̨͒̌ͯ̃̎̐̇̌҉̨̠̹̥͖̗̠͈͙̟̦͟͡ ̶͕̹̬̟̼̩̩̹̏ͫ̿ͭ̆̋̀̚ ̸̡̡͇̘̬͚̭͕͙̻̼̘̟̤̬̜̒̐̾ͤ̏ͯ͡͝ ̛̪̼͖͈͚̞̠̠̯̺̺̟̫̗̻͓̻ͥ͛̎̿͛ͨͤ̓̀ͮͤ͗ͭ̇̏̎̀͢ ̡̣̘͉͓͙͔̘̙̙̝̹͓ͯͣ̏ͭ̎̎̐ͮ͛ͯ̎͗̊̎̔̃͑ͅ ̸͚̯̣̜̫̻̠̻͍̜̳͎͋͑̽̓̐ͫ̅͌̆̿̆̈͟͜͠ ̜̙͓̹̮̗͍̤̭̟̼̮͙̱̲̿͗̎̿ͥ̐̀͟ ̶̸̣̱͉̤͎̬̮̥̪̹̹͇͖̭̹̼͉ͧ͋̈́ͬͨ̚͟͢ͅ ̴̴̵̠̘̜͍͚̯̜̙͓ͦ̒̉̄͋ͪͪ̕ ̸̀̒̎̈̄̅͋ͩ̔͊̇͛̽ͧͧ͑̍͊̀͜҉̦͎̩͖̣͍̤ͅ ̴̘̳̤̺̻͖̣̼̒̎̍̔ͪ͂̕͜͝͡ ̵͈͖͉̟͇̠͕̬̥̲̥̖ͤͪ͐̾̅̓̄͋̔̐͟͞ ̨̨͕͓̩͇͕͕͍̦̼͎̲̟̤̪͕̂ͮ͋̇̊̽̐̐ͩͫ̄ͅ ̧̢ͣͬ͗̄̾ͧͦ͛ͪ̇͋̑̑ͪ͋͛̀ͪ͏̘̫̱͙̣͓̫̞̠̯̟̖ ̢̄̇̾̊ͭͫ̾̀̐͋͡͏̶̜͚̭̘̩̲ͅ ̢̹̥̖̞̟͎͚̈́̏̿̍ ̵̷͖̞̲̜͈͉ͦ͑̏̎ͤ̾̈́̅̓̕ ͎̹̯͔̫̮̣͚̱̰̯͉̥̅͑ͯ̈́̃͑̔ͨ̒̎̾́ͥ̒̆̃̈͘̕ ̴̵̭̮͚̲̠̱͙̊ͮ̓̒̎̌̔͌̑ͦ͊ͯ͐ͥ̌̾͞͠ ̛̛͉̬̲̺̩̰̖̂̈́ͩ̒̃͋̉̐͒ͥ̕ͅ ̷̄̂ͨ͑ͭͤ̆̃̈͌̔̀ͫ̓̓̆҉̸̗̞͔͍̺͔̻͓̺͉̠̗̪͍͚̣͜ ̡̯̗̲͖̪͓̘͓̘͓̺̳͉͓ͤͭͫ̾̈̓̈ͥ͂̆̑̏͗̓͒̇ͦͥ͢͢͝ ̶̘͍̫͕̣͍̩̞̘̟̖̣̠͕͛̊̐̓̈̀ ̴̨̗̞͎͔͍̳̥̮̮͓͔̬̻̤̦̂̌ͧ̽̍̚̕͟͞ !!!!!!!  
̨͒̌ͯ̃̎̐̇̌҉̨̠̹̥͖̗̠͈͙̟̦͟͡ ̶͕̹̬̟̼̩̩̹̏ͫ̿ͭ̆̋̀̚ ̸̡̡͇̘̬͚̭͕͙̻̼̘̟̤̬̜̒̐̾ͤ̏ͯ͡͝ ̛̪̼͖͈͚̞̠̠̯̺̺̟̫̗̻͓̻ͥ͛̎̿͛ͨͤ̓̀ͮͤ͗ͭ̇̏̎̀͢ ̡̣̘͉͓͙͔̘̙̙̝̹͓ͯͣ̏ͭ̎̎̐ͮ͛ͯ̎͗̊̎̔̃͑ͅ ̸͚̯̣̜̫̻̠̻͍̜̳͎͋͑̽̓̐ͫ̅͌̆̿̆̈͟͜͠ ̜̙͓̹̮̗͍̤̭̟̼̮͙̱̲̿͗̎̿ͥ̐̀͟ ̶̸̣̱͉̤͎̬̮̥̪̹̹͇͖̭̹̼͉ͧ͋̈́ͬͨ̚͟͢ͅ ̴̴̵̠̘̜͍͚̯̜̙͓ͦ̒̉̄͋ͪͪ̕ ̸̀̒̎̈̄̅͋ͩ̔͊̇͛̽ͧͧ͑̍͊̀͜҉̦͎̩͖̣͍̤ͅ ̴̘̳̤̺̻͖̣̼̒̎̍̔ͪ͂̕͜͝͡ ̵͈͖͉̟͇̠͕̬̥̲̥̖ͤͪ͐̾̅̓̄͋̔̐͟͞ ̨̨͕͓̩͇͕͕͍̦̼͎̲̟̤̪͕̂ͮ͋̇̊̽̐̐ͩͫ̄ͅ ̧̢ͣͬ͗̄̾ͧͦ͛ͪ̇͋̑̑ͪ͋͛̀ͪ͏̘̫̱͙̣͓̫̞̠̯̟̖ ̢̄̇̾̊ͭͫ̾̀̐͋͡͏̶̜͚̭̘̩̲ͅ ̢̹̥̖̞̟͎͚̈́̏̿̍ ̵̷͖̞̲̜͈͉ͦ͑̏̎ͤ̾̈́̅̓̕ ͎̹̯͔̫̮̣͚̱̰̯͉̥̅͑ͯ̈́̃͑̔ͨ̒̎̾́ͥ̒̆̃̈͘̕ ̴̵̭̮͚̲̠̱͙̊ͮ̓̒̎̌̔͌̑ͦ͊ͯ͐ͥ̌̾͞͠ ̛̛͉̬̲̺̩̰̖̂̈́ͩ̒̃͋̉̐͒ͥ̕ͅ ̷̄̂ͨ͑ͭͤ̆̃̈͌̔̀ͫ̓̓̆҉̸̗̞͔͍̺͔̻͓̺͉̠̗̪͍͚̣͜ ̡̯̗̲͖̪͓̘͓̘͓̺̳͉͓ͤͭͫ̾̈̓̈ͥ͂̆̑̏͗̓͒̇ͦͥ͢͢͝ ̶̘͍̫͕̣͍̩̞̘̟̖̣̠͕͛̊̐̓̈̀ ̴̨̗̞͎͔͍̳̥̮̮͓͔̬̻̤̦̂̌ͧ̽̍̚̕͟͞
̨͒̌ͯ̃̎̐̇̌҉̨̠̹̥͖̗̠͈͙̟̦͟͡ ̶͕̹̬̟̼̩̩̹̏ͫ̿ͭ̆̋̀̚ ̸̡̡͇̘̬͚̭͕͙̻̼̘̟̤̬̜̒̐̾ͤ̏ͯ͡͝ ̛̪̼͖͈͚̞̠̠̯̺̺̟̫̗̻͓̻ͥ͛̎̿͛ͨͤ̓̀ͮͤ͗ͭ̇̏̎̀͢ ̡̣̘͉͓͙͔̘̙̙̝̹͓ͯͣ̏ͭ̎̎̐ͮ͛ͯ̎͗̊̎̔̃͑ͅ ̸͚̯̣̜̫̻̠̻͍̜̳͎͋͑̽̓̐ͫ̅͌̆̿̆̈͟͜͠ ̜̙͓̹̮̗͍̤̭̟̼̮͙̱̲̿͗̎̿ͥ̐̀͟ ̶̸̣̱͉̤͎̬̮̥̪̹̹͇͖̭̹̼͉ͧ͋̈́ͬͨ̚͟͢ͅ ̴̴̵̠̘̜͍͚̯̜̙͓ͦ̒̉̄͋ͪͪ̕ ̸̀̒̎̈̄̅͋ͩ̔͊̇͛̽ͧͧ͑̍͊̀͜҉̦͎̩͖̣͍̤ͅ ̴̘̳̤̺̻͖̣̼̒̎̍̔ͪ͂̕͜͝͡ ̵͈͖͉̟͇̠͕̬̥̲̥̖ͤͪ͐̾̅̓̄͋̔̐͟͞ ̨̨͕͓̩͇͕͕͍̦̼͎̲̟̤̪͕̂ͮ͋̇̊̽̐̐ͩͫ̄ͅ ̧̢ͣͬ͗̄̾ͧͦ͛ͪ̇͋̑̑ͪ͋͛̀ͪ͏̘̫̱͙̣͓̫̞̠̯̟̖ ̢̄̇̾̊ͭͫ̾̀̐͋͡͏̶̜͚̭̘̩̲ͅ ̢̹̥̖̞̟͎͚̈́̏̿̍ ̵̷͖̞̲̜͈͉ͦ͑̏̎ͤ̾̈́̅̓̕ ͎̹̯͔̫̮̣͚̱̰̯͉̥̅͑ͯ̈́̃͑̔ͨ̒̎̾́ͥ̒̆̃̈͘̕ ̴̵̭̮͚̲̠̱͙̊ͮ̓̒̎̌̔͌̑ͦ͊ͯ͐ͥ̌̾͞͠ ̛̛͉̬̲̺̩̰̖̂̈́ͩ̒̃͋̉̐͒ͥ̕ͅ ̷̄̂ͨ͑ͭͤ̆̃̈͌̔̀ͫ̓̓̆҉̸̗̞͔͍̺͔̻͓̺͉̠̗̪͍͚̣͜ ̡̯̗̲͖̪͓̘͓̘͓̺̳͉͓ͤͭͫ̾̈̓̈ͥ͂̆̑̏͗̓͒̇ͦͥ͢͢͝ ̶̘͍̫͕̣͍̩̞̘̟̖̣̠͕͛̊̐̓̈̀ ̴̨̗̞͎͔͍̳̥̮̮͓͔̬̻̤̦̂̌ͧ̽̍̚̕͟͞

If the stupid "Word Game" can get over 300 threads, why can't we have gummy bears for dessert?

Quoting HoMsaR (Reply 27): Check out post 5 from this thread, it's hilarious:

People in glass houses sink ships, so make like a tree and GTFO n00b.

Quoting HoMsaR (Reply 39): If the stupid "Word Game" can get over 300 threads, why can't we have gummy bears for dessert?

Because you're a few clowns short of a Happy Meal.

-Mir

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 35): All of you just lost the game.

Do i really need to post the contents of our FB conversation the other day?

Quoting Mir (Reply 41): Because you're a few clowns short of a Happy Meal.

No it's because you touch yourself at night.

Quoting PHX787 (Reply 42): No it's because you touch yourself at night.

Calgon, take me away!

Silly rabbit, Trix are for hamsters.

Quoting PHX787 (Reply 42): No it's because you touch yourself at night.

Technically, it's always daytime somewhere, so your argument is invalid.

Like this guy's umbrella:



-Mir

Ah, the big red X. How I dispise thee....

お前達はとてもバカと思う
:D

Quoting Mir (Reply 45): Like this guy's umbrella:

I no can see it

Quoting PHX787 (Reply 47): お前達はとてもバカと思う

静かな白い男の子

And now for something completely different.

Quoting HoMsaR (Reply 49): And now for something completely different.

ORANGES

Quoting Maverick623 (Reply 48): 静かな白い男の子

YOU DISHONOR FAMRY

Quoting WrenchBender (Reply 51): WrenchBender

bah... HUMBUG!! Back to work, slackers!

Quoting Maverick623 (Reply 48):

Oh, snap!

So Skyfall came in #1 in the Box office at a cool 10.7 Mil.

Still......Its a mystery, inside a riddle, wrapped in an ENIGMA!

Wollerton *ptui*

Message is too short, blah... blah... blah...

You know the old children's rhyme/poem/whatever it was about "there was an old lady who swallowed a fly." It ends with "there was an old lady who swallowed a horse."

I just now get that.

Quoting HoMsaR (Reply 56): You know the old children's rhyme/poem/whatever it was about "there was an old lady who swallowed a fly." It ends with "there was an old lady who swallowed a horse."

Sasebo the wonder pup

Quoting seb146 (Reply 55): Message is too short, blah... blah... blah...

Oh, that's where I left my hamburger sauce.

Two guys walk into a bar. Which is odd because, after seeing the first guy hit it, you would think the second guy would duck.

Austin Powers: This coffee tastes like shit!
Basil: It is shit, Austin
Austin: Oh good, then it's not just me.

I see your Bump and raise you a candy cane, thrice a fortnight....

I just graduated. What should my epitaph say?

Quoting airportugal310 (Reply 63):

Sense: That picture makes none.

Quoting HoMsaR (Reply 64): I just graduated. What should my epitaph say?

It should say "Bump".

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 65): Sense: That picture makes none.

Picture: None makes that sense.

Hey, English is fun. Did you know two words rhyme with orange?

Hinge and door.

there are some thing i wish i could un-see....

um guys

Quoting PHX787 (Reply 68): um guys

ummm... yes and... yes!

Quoting seb146 (Reply 69): ummm... yes and... yes!

Just one yes necessary.

The answer to questions containing "or" is yes.

Did you hear the one about people who didn't get what "non squitur" means?

They had pancakes for breakfast!

Quoting dc9northwest (Reply 70): The answer to questions containing "or" is yes.

Oh, you silly. The answer to questions containing "or" is Nebraska!

I'm so used to posting off-topic that I keep missing the post office.

Quoting dc9northwest (Reply 73): I'm so used to posting off-topic that I keep missing the post office.

Get that finger out of your ear! You don't know where that finger's been.

Wierd Al got his picture taken with a dead hooker. What is this world coming to?

Quoting seb146 (Reply 75):

And you must be the guy who didn't know if it was a pimple or a boil.

On the other hand, recorded human history.

I'm super, thanks for asking! All things considered, I couldn't be better I must say!

Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition

WrenchBender

That awkward moment when you go to post a picture of a rabbit with a pancake on it's head and realize "It's Friday!!"

why do we sit in the stands?

mal787

Quoting mal787 (Reply 81): why do we sit in the stands?

The same reason we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway.

Quoting seb146 (Reply 82): The same reason we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway.

What does being a minotaur have anything to do with this?

Quoting Airportugal310 (Reply 83): What does being a minotaur have anything to do with this?

Because all the people underwater have big, red apples.

It's just a jump to the left...
And then a step to the riiiiiight...

Rose: Just who the hell do you think you are?
Connie: Slipper socks. Size medium!

How about those Brooklyn Dodgers! Are they bums or what?

Quoting HoMsaR (Reply 87): How about those Brooklyn Dodgers! Are they bums or what?

I know, right? That last chuker was a give away at 40-love!

Quoting seb146 (Reply 88): I know, right? That last chuker was a give away at 40-love!

But who knew that bus rides were better on Blackberries?

I have one plant in my entire home, and it needs watering.

That must be why I see more snowflakes falling up than down right now.

The purple elephant dances clockwise on Tuesday.