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Topic: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: HoMsaR
Posted 2012-12-10 12:02:53 and read 5010 times.

Might be a fun thing to try. Use this thread to post whatever. Doesn't have to have anything to do with anything that was posted previously (hence, non sequitur).

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: DocLightning
Posted 2012-12-10 12:12:32 and read 5002 times.

Non-sequiturs make me eat lampshades.

Besides, it doesn't make sense to close the blinds when the keyboard is broken.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: aloges
Posted 2012-12-10 12:15:20 and read 4995 times.

Quoting HoMsaR (Thread starter):
Doesn't have to have anything to do with anything that was posted previously (hence, non sequitur).

Latin terms sound smart, so people sound smart when they use them.   

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: francoflier
Posted 2012-12-10 12:19:32 and read 4989 times.

This is now a cat thread:

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: seb146
Posted 2012-12-10 12:27:38 and read 4973 times.

I thought about starting a similar thread but bacon.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: DocLightning
Posted 2012-12-10 12:29:26 and read 4972 times.

Quoting francoflier (Reply 3):
This is now a cat thread:

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: ANITIX87
Posted 2012-12-10 12:43:19 and read 4962 times.

Have you ever noticed that when you sneeze while going to the bathroom, you're always filled with an uncontrollable fear for an instant? You're SO SCARED you'll blow your asshole out!

(Not my joke, paraphrased. But so true, and it just happened to me).

TIS

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: SmittyOne
Posted 2012-12-10 12:45:32 and read 4960 times.

Quoting ANITIX87 (Reply 6):
Have you ever noticed that when you sneeze while going to the bathroom, you're always filled with an uncontrollable fear for an instant? You're SO SCARED you'll blow your asshole out!

(Not my joke, paraphrased. But so true, and it just happened to me).

TIS

Therefore, air has weight.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: Mir
Posted 2012-12-10 12:47:47 and read 4955 times.

Quoting ANITIX87 (Reply 6):
Have you ever noticed that when you sneeze while going to the bathroom, you're always filled with an uncontrollable fear for an instant? You're SO SCARED you'll blow your asshole out!

No, but then again I've never seen a gaggle of geese doing an conga line either.

-Mir

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: PHX787
Posted 2012-12-10 12:51:14 and read 4949 times.

my armpits feel like the gentle caressing of 1000 angels screaming.............


Where is Soren ?  

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: seb146
Posted 2012-12-10 12:55:08 and read 4943 times.

Two wrongs don't make a right. But three lefts do.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: RussianJet
Posted 2012-12-10 13:01:17 and read 4940 times.

Everything has an end, but the sausage has two.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: AR385
Posted 2012-12-10 13:08:18 and read 4925 times.

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 1):
Besides, it doesn't make sense to close the blinds when the keyboard is broken.

You sound exactly like a guy I know that used too much LSD and now is stuck talking like that.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: FaddyPainter
Posted 2012-12-10 13:12:05 and read 4923 times.

If the purpose of this thread is to form a collection of non-sequitur statements, then by posting a non-sequitur, your post is true to the purpose of the topic and therefore logically follows that it must be sequitur.

Therefore this topic consists of a series of sequitur statements which by extension makes the topic non-sequitur.

Edit: 1+1=2
Q.E.D.

[Edited 2012-12-10 13:12:42]

[Edited 2012-12-10 13:13:28]

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: DocLightning
Posted 2012-12-10 13:13:53 and read 4925 times.

Quoting FaddyPainter (Reply 13):
If the purpose of this thread is to form a collection of non-sequitur statements, then by posting a non-sequitur, your post is true to the purpose of the topic and therefore logically follows that it must be sequitur.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: HoMsaR
Posted 2012-12-10 13:48:05 and read 4899 times.

Did I ever tell you about the time I showed up for class drunk?

I think I was in second grade or something like that.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: SoJo
Posted 2012-12-10 14:19:37 and read 4883 times.

Quoting HoMsaR (Reply 15):
Did I ever tell you about the time I showed up for class drunk?

I think I was in second grade or something like that.

History is a thing of the past. That statement is a thing of the past. That statement etc. etc.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: DocLightning
Posted 2012-12-10 14:27:37 and read 4872 times.

Quoting SoJo (Reply 16):
History is a thing of the past. That statement is a thing of the past. That statement etc. etc.

I thought we talked about your hippopotamii already.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: FaddyPainter
Posted 2012-12-10 14:48:14 and read 4854 times.

The word possesses possesses five s's.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: HoMsaR
Posted 2012-12-10 14:48:41 and read 4854 times.

And then there were 4,727,609.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: SoJo
Posted 2012-12-10 14:57:33 and read 4845 times.

Quoting HoMsaR (Reply 19):
And then there were 4,727,609.

You missed out by one number. I think. So, therefore I must be. I think.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: FaddyPainter
Posted 2012-12-10 15:00:07 and read 4843 times.

The sentence the word possesses possesses five s's possesses twelve s's.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: HoMsaR
Posted 2012-12-10 15:20:14 and read 4830 times.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: seb146
Posted 2012-12-10 16:15:59 and read 4808 times.

The song "This Song Is Just Six Words Long" has more than six words.

Barry Manilow didn't write the song "I Write The Songs"

Bacon pancakes. Makin bacon pancakes. Take some bacon and I put it in a pancake. Bacon pancakes. That's what I'm gonna make: Bacon pancakes!

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: dc9northwest
Posted 2012-12-10 16:39:24 and read 4798 times.

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 1):
Besides, it doesn't make sense to close the blinds when the keyboard is broken.

Oh so you want people to see your broken keyboard. I guess that must mean the aliens have captured your mind. I'd wear a few tinfoil hats but in Soviet Russia, you kill uranium and plutonium and polonium.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: WrenchBender
Posted 2012-12-10 16:41:08 and read 4868 times.

WOOF

WrenchBender

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: DeltaMD90
Posted 2012-12-10 17:17:09 and read 4850 times.

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 17):
ʇɥbıɐɹʇs ʎןןɐʇoʇ ɯɐ ı

Aww that's too bad!

[Edited 2012-12-10 17:57:41]

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: HoMsaR
Posted 2012-12-10 17:52:42 and read 4862 times.

Check out post 5 from this thread, it's hilarious:

This Vs Thats 2012 - Part 2 (by 777ER Nov 22 2012 in Non Aviation)

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: RussianJet
Posted 2012-12-10 18:25:38 and read 4842 times.

Quoting HoMsaR (Reply 27):
Check out post 5 from this thread, it's hilarious:

This Vs Thats 2012 - Part 2 (by 777ER Nov 22 2012 in Non Aviation)

Gah, you fiend!

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: PHX787
Posted 2012-12-10 18:45:00 and read 4834 times.

Quoting HoMsaR (Reply 19):
And then there were 4,727,609.

No. There were over 9000  
Quoting HoMsaR (Reply 22):
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  

Quoting RussianJet (Reply 28):
Quoting HoMsaR (Reply 27):
Check out post 5 from this thread, it's hilarious:

This Vs Thats 2012 - Part 2 (by 777ER Nov 22 2012 in Non Aviation)

Gah, you fiend!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: HoMsaR
Posted 2012-12-10 20:26:41 and read 4800 times.

I'm naked under all my clothes.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: seb146
Posted 2012-12-10 21:54:12 and read 4789 times.

www.homestarrunner.com

I just watched the video for "Lock And Key" by Juila Fordham for the first time and I think she is lesbian. Beautiful song and a beautiful voice.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: Newark727
Posted 2012-12-10 22:54:07 and read 4777 times.

I need scissors! 61!

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: ALTF4
Posted 2012-12-11 07:58:48 and read 4722 times.

ᴸᵟᴸ ̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾ ̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅ ̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄ ͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊ ̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿Ͱ ҉͚҉͛҉͚҉͛҉͚҉͛҉͚҉͛҉͚҉͛Ͱ͜҉͝ᅞ҉͜҉͝҉͜҉͝҉͜҉͝░▒▓҉͖҉͕҉͔҉͓҉⠉҉҉҉͒҉͌҉͋҉͊҉͋҉͋҉͉҉͈҉͇҉͆҉ͅ҉̈́҉̓҉ྂ҉  

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: seb146
Posted 2012-12-11 08:04:07 and read 4714 times.

Quoting Newark727 (Reply 32):
I need scissors! 61!

To get in to the pack of scissors? Just buy another scissors!

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: DocLightning
Posted 2012-12-11 09:15:29 and read 4696 times.

All of you just lost the game.

That is all.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: aloges
Posted 2012-12-11 09:17:39 and read 4694 times.

There's nothing in my freezer, so I need to buy a farm.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: DeltaMD90
Posted 2012-12-11 09:18:49 and read 4691 times.

Quoting ALTF4 (Reply 33):
ᴸᵟᴸ ̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾̾ ̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅̅ ̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄̄ ͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊͊ ̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿Ͱ ҉͚҉͛҉͚҉͛҉͚҉͛҉͚҉͛҉͚҉͛Ͱ͜҉͝ᅞ҉͜҉͝҉͜҉͝҉͜҉͝░▒▓҉͖҉͕҉͔҉͓҉⠉҉҉҉͒҉͌҉͋҉͊҉͋҉͋҉͉҉͈҉͇҉͆҉ͅ҉̈́҉̓҉ྂ҉  

̨͒̌ͯ̃̎̐̇̌҉̨̠̹̥͖̗̠͈͙̟̦͟͡ ̶͕̹̬̟̼̩̩̹̏ͫ̿ͭ̆̋̀̚ ̸̡̡͇̘̬͚̭͕͙̻̼̘̟̤̬̜̒̐̾ͤ̏ͯ͡͝ ̛̪̼͖͈͚̞̠̠̯̺̺̟̫̗̻͓̻ͥ͛̎̿͛ͨͤ̓̀ͮͤ͗ͭ̇̏̎̀͢ ̡̣̘͉͓͙͔̘̙̙̝̹͓ͯͣ̏ͭ̎̎̐ͮ͛ͯ̎͗̊̎̔̃͑ͅ ̸͚̯̣̜̫̻̠̻͍̜̳͎͋͑̽̓̐ͫ̅͌̆̿̆̈͟͜͠ ̜̙͓̹̮̗͍̤̭̟̼̮͙̱̲̿͗̎̿ͥ̐̀͟ ̶̸̣̱͉̤͎̬̮̥̪̹̹͇͖̭̹̼͉ͧ͋̈́ͬͨ̚͟͢ͅ ̴̴̵̠̘̜͍͚̯̜̙͓ͦ̒̉̄͋ͪͪ̕ ̸̀̒̎̈̄̅͋ͩ̔͊̇͛̽ͧͧ͑̍͊̀͜҉̦͎̩͖̣͍̤ͅ ̴̘̳̤̺̻͖̣̼̒̎̍̔ͪ͂̕͜͝͡ ̵͈͖͉̟͇̠͕̬̥̲̥̖ͤͪ͐̾̅̓̄͋̔̐͟͞ ̨̨͕͓̩͇͕͕͍̦̼͎̲̟̤̪͕̂ͮ͋̇̊̽̐̐ͩͫ̄ͅ ̧̢ͣͬ͗̄̾ͧͦ͛ͪ̇͋̑̑ͪ͋͛̀ͪ͏̘̫̱͙̣͓̫̞̠̯̟̖ ̢̄̇̾̊ͭͫ̾̀̐͋͡͏̶̜͚̭̘̩̲ͅ ̢̹̥̖̞̟͎͚̈́̏̿̍ ̵̷͖̞̲̜͈͉ͦ͑̏̎ͤ̾̈́̅̓̕ ͎̹̯͔̫̮̣͚̱̰̯͉̥̅͑ͯ̈́̃͑̔ͨ̒̎̾́ͥ̒̆̃̈͘̕ ̴̵̭̮͚̲̠̱͙̊ͮ̓̒̎̌̔͌̑ͦ͊ͯ͐ͥ̌̾͞͠ ̛̛͉̬̲̺̩̰̖̂̈́ͩ̒̃͋̉̐͒ͥ̕ͅ ̷̄̂ͨ͑ͭͤ̆̃̈͌̔̀ͫ̓̓̆҉̸̗̞͔͍̺͔̻͓̺͉̠̗̪͍͚̣͜ ̡̯̗̲͖̪͓̘͓̘͓̺̳͉͓ͤͭͫ̾̈̓̈ͥ͂̆̑̏͗̓͒̇ͦͥ͢͢͝ ̶̘͍̫͕̣͍̩̞̘̟̖̣̠͕͛̊̐̓̈̀ ̴̨̗̞͎͔͍̳̥̮̮͓͔̬̻̤̦̂̌ͧ̽̍̚̕͟͞
̨͒̌ͯ̃̎̐̇̌҉̨̠̹̥͖̗̠͈͙̟̦͟͡ ̶͕̹̬̟̼̩̩̹̏ͫ̿ͭ̆̋̀̚ ̸̡̡͇̘̬͚̭͕͙̻̼̘̟̤̬̜̒̐̾ͤ̏ͯ͡͝ ̛̪̼͖͈͚̞̠̠̯̺̺̟̫̗̻͓̻ͥ͛̎̿͛ͨͤ̓̀ͮͤ͗ͭ̇̏̎̀͢ ̡̣̘͉͓͙͔̘̙̙̝̹͓ͯͣ̏ͭ̎̎̐ͮ͛ͯ̎͗̊̎̔̃͑ͅ ̸͚̯̣̜̫̻̠̻͍̜̳͎͋͑̽̓̐ͫ̅͌̆̿̆̈͟͜͠ ̜̙͓̹̮̗͍̤̭̟̼̮͙̱̲̿͗̎̿ͥ̐̀͟ ̶̸̣̱͉̤͎̬̮̥̪̹̹͇͖̭̹̼͉ͧ͋̈́ͬͨ̚͟͢ͅ ̴̴̵̠̘̜͍͚̯̜̙͓ͦ̒̉̄͋ͪͪ̕ ̸̀̒̎̈̄̅͋ͩ̔͊̇͛̽ͧͧ͑̍͊̀͜҉̦͎̩͖̣͍̤ͅ ̴̘̳̤̺̻͖̣̼̒̎̍̔ͪ͂̕͜͝͡ ̵͈͖͉̟͇̠͕̬̥̲̥̖ͤͪ͐̾̅̓̄͋̔̐͟͞ ̨̨͕͓̩͇͕͕͍̦̼͎̲̟̤̪͕̂ͮ͋̇̊̽̐̐ͩͫ̄ͅ ̧̢ͣͬ͗̄̾ͧͦ͛ͪ̇͋̑̑ͪ͋͛̀ͪ͏̘̫̱͙̣͓̫̞̠̯̟̖ ̢̄̇̾̊ͭͫ̾̀̐͋͡͏̶̜͚̭̘̩̲ͅ ̢̹̥̖̞̟͎͚̈́̏̿̍ ̵̷͖̞̲̜͈͉ͦ͑̏̎ͤ̾̈́̅̓̕ ͎̹̯͔̫̮̣͚̱̰̯͉̥̅͑ͯ̈́̃͑̔ͨ̒̎̾́ͥ̒̆̃̈͘̕ ̴̵̭̮͚̲̠̱͙̊ͮ̓̒̎̌̔͌̑ͦ͊ͯ͐ͥ̌̾͞͠ ̛̛͉̬̲̺̩̰̖̂̈́ͩ̒̃͋̉̐͒ͥ̕ͅ ̷̄̂ͨ͑ͭͤ̆̃̈͌̔̀ͫ̓̓̆҉̸̗̞͔͍̺͔̻͓̺͉̠̗̪͍͚̣͜ ̡̯̗̲͖̪͓̘͓̘͓̺̳͉͓ͤͭͫ̾̈̓̈ͥ͂̆̑̏͗̓͒̇ͦͥ͢͢͝ ̶̘͍̫͕̣͍̩̞̘̟̖̣̠͕͛̊̐̓̈̀ ̴̨̗̞͎͔͍̳̥̮̮͓͔̬̻̤̦̂̌ͧ̽̍̚̕͟͞
̨͒̌ͯ̃̎̐̇̌҉̨̠̹̥͖̗̠͈͙̟̦͟͡ ̶͕̹̬̟̼̩̩̹̏ͫ̿ͭ̆̋̀̚ ̸̡̡͇̘̬͚̭͕͙̻̼̘̟̤̬̜̒̐̾ͤ̏ͯ͡͝ ̛̪̼͖͈͚̞̠̠̯̺̺̟̫̗̻͓̻ͥ͛̎̿͛ͨͤ̓̀ͮͤ͗ͭ̇̏̎̀͢ ̡̣̘͉͓͙͔̘̙̙̝̹͓ͯͣ̏ͭ̎̎̐ͮ͛ͯ̎͗̊̎̔̃͑ͅ ̸͚̯̣̜̫̻̠̻͍̜̳͎͋͑̽̓̐ͫ̅͌̆̿̆̈͟͜͠ ̜̙͓̹̮̗͍̤̭̟̼̮͙̱̲̿͗̎̿ͥ̐̀͟ ̶̸̣̱͉̤͎̬̮̥̪̹̹͇͖̭̹̼͉ͧ͋̈́ͬͨ̚͟͢ͅ ̴̴̵̠̘̜͍͚̯̜̙͓ͦ̒̉̄͋ͪͪ̕ ̸̀̒̎̈̄̅͋ͩ̔͊̇͛̽ͧͧ͑̍͊̀͜҉̦͎̩͖̣͍̤ͅ ̴̘̳̤̺̻͖̣̼̒̎̍̔ͪ͂̕͜͝͡ ̵͈͖͉̟͇̠͕̬̥̲̥̖ͤͪ͐̾̅̓̄͋̔̐͟͞ ̨̨͕͓̩͇͕͕͍̦̼͎̲̟̤̪͕̂ͮ͋̇̊̽̐̐ͩͫ̄ͅ ̧̢ͣͬ͗̄̾ͧͦ͛ͪ̇͋̑̑ͪ͋͛̀ͪ͏̘̫̱͙̣͓̫̞̠̯̟̖ ̢̄̇̾̊ͭͫ̾̀̐͋͡͏̶̜͚̭̘̩̲ͅ ̢̹̥̖̞̟͎͚̈́̏̿̍ ̵̷͖̞̲̜͈͉ͦ͑̏̎ͤ̾̈́̅̓̕ ͎̹̯͔̫̮̣͚̱̰̯͉̥̅͑ͯ̈́̃͑̔ͨ̒̎̾́ͥ̒̆̃̈͘̕ ̴̵̭̮͚̲̠̱͙̊ͮ̓̒̎̌̔͌̑ͦ͊ͯ͐ͥ̌̾͞͠ ̛̛͉̬̲̺̩̰̖̂̈́ͩ̒̃͋̉̐͒ͥ̕ͅ ̷̄̂ͨ͑ͭͤ̆̃̈͌̔̀ͫ̓̓̆҉̸̗̞͔͍̺͔̻͓̺͉̠̗̪͍͚̣͜ ̡̯̗̲͖̪͓̘͓̘͓̺̳͉͓ͤͭͫ̾̈̓̈ͥ͂̆̑̏͗̓͒̇ͦͥ͢͢͝ ̶̘͍̫͕̣͍̩̞̘̟̖̣̠͕͛̊̐̓̈̀ ̴̨̗̞͎͔͍̳̥̮̮͓͔̬̻̤̦̂̌ͧ̽̍̚̕͟͞ !!!!!!!  Wow!
̨͒̌ͯ̃̎̐̇̌҉̨̠̹̥͖̗̠͈͙̟̦͟͡ ̶͕̹̬̟̼̩̩̹̏ͫ̿ͭ̆̋̀̚ ̸̡̡͇̘̬͚̭͕͙̻̼̘̟̤̬̜̒̐̾ͤ̏ͯ͡͝ ̛̪̼͖͈͚̞̠̠̯̺̺̟̫̗̻͓̻ͥ͛̎̿͛ͨͤ̓̀ͮͤ͗ͭ̇̏̎̀͢ ̡̣̘͉͓͙͔̘̙̙̝̹͓ͯͣ̏ͭ̎̎̐ͮ͛ͯ̎͗̊̎̔̃͑ͅ ̸͚̯̣̜̫̻̠̻͍̜̳͎͋͑̽̓̐ͫ̅͌̆̿̆̈͟͜͠ ̜̙͓̹̮̗͍̤̭̟̼̮͙̱̲̿͗̎̿ͥ̐̀͟ ̶̸̣̱͉̤͎̬̮̥̪̹̹͇͖̭̹̼͉ͧ͋̈́ͬͨ̚͟͢ͅ ̴̴̵̠̘̜͍͚̯̜̙͓ͦ̒̉̄͋ͪͪ̕ ̸̀̒̎̈̄̅͋ͩ̔͊̇͛̽ͧͧ͑̍͊̀͜҉̦͎̩͖̣͍̤ͅ ̴̘̳̤̺̻͖̣̼̒̎̍̔ͪ͂̕͜͝͡ ̵͈͖͉̟͇̠͕̬̥̲̥̖ͤͪ͐̾̅̓̄͋̔̐͟͞ ̨̨͕͓̩͇͕͕͍̦̼͎̲̟̤̪͕̂ͮ͋̇̊̽̐̐ͩͫ̄ͅ ̧̢ͣͬ͗̄̾ͧͦ͛ͪ̇͋̑̑ͪ͋͛̀ͪ͏̘̫̱͙̣͓̫̞̠̯̟̖ ̢̄̇̾̊ͭͫ̾̀̐͋͡͏̶̜͚̭̘̩̲ͅ ̢̹̥̖̞̟͎͚̈́̏̿̍ ̵̷͖̞̲̜͈͉ͦ͑̏̎ͤ̾̈́̅̓̕ ͎̹̯͔̫̮̣͚̱̰̯͉̥̅͑ͯ̈́̃͑̔ͨ̒̎̾́ͥ̒̆̃̈͘̕ ̴̵̭̮͚̲̠̱͙̊ͮ̓̒̎̌̔͌̑ͦ͊ͯ͐ͥ̌̾͞͠ ̛̛͉̬̲̺̩̰̖̂̈́ͩ̒̃͋̉̐͒ͥ̕ͅ ̷̄̂ͨ͑ͭͤ̆̃̈͌̔̀ͫ̓̓̆҉̸̗̞͔͍̺͔̻͓̺͉̠̗̪͍͚̣͜ ̡̯̗̲͖̪͓̘͓̘͓̺̳͉͓ͤͭͫ̾̈̓̈ͥ͂̆̑̏͗̓͒̇ͦͥ͢͢͝ ̶̘͍̫͕̣͍̩̞̘̟̖̣̠͕͛̊̐̓̈̀ ̴̨̗̞͎͔͍̳̥̮̮͓͔̬̻̤̦̂̌ͧ̽̍̚̕͟͞
̨͒̌ͯ̃̎̐̇̌҉̨̠̹̥͖̗̠͈͙̟̦͟͡ ̶͕̹̬̟̼̩̩̹̏ͫ̿ͭ̆̋̀̚ ̸̡̡͇̘̬͚̭͕͙̻̼̘̟̤̬̜̒̐̾ͤ̏ͯ͡͝ ̛̪̼͖͈͚̞̠̠̯̺̺̟̫̗̻͓̻ͥ͛̎̿͛ͨͤ̓̀ͮͤ͗ͭ̇̏̎̀͢ ̡̣̘͉͓͙͔̘̙̙̝̹͓ͯͣ̏ͭ̎̎̐ͮ͛ͯ̎͗̊̎̔̃͑ͅ ̸͚̯̣̜̫̻̠̻͍̜̳͎͋͑̽̓̐ͫ̅͌̆̿̆̈͟͜͠ ̜̙͓̹̮̗͍̤̭̟̼̮͙̱̲̿͗̎̿ͥ̐̀͟ ̶̸̣̱͉̤͎̬̮̥̪̹̹͇͖̭̹̼͉ͧ͋̈́ͬͨ̚͟͢ͅ ̴̴̵̠̘̜͍͚̯̜̙͓ͦ̒̉̄͋ͪͪ̕ ̸̀̒̎̈̄̅͋ͩ̔͊̇͛̽ͧͧ͑̍͊̀͜҉̦͎̩͖̣͍̤ͅ ̴̘̳̤̺̻͖̣̼̒̎̍̔ͪ͂̕͜͝͡ ̵͈͖͉̟͇̠͕̬̥̲̥̖ͤͪ͐̾̅̓̄͋̔̐͟͞ ̨̨͕͓̩͇͕͕͍̦̼͎̲̟̤̪͕̂ͮ͋̇̊̽̐̐ͩͫ̄ͅ ̧̢ͣͬ͗̄̾ͧͦ͛ͪ̇͋̑̑ͪ͋͛̀ͪ͏̘̫̱͙̣͓̫̞̠̯̟̖ ̢̄̇̾̊ͭͫ̾̀̐͋͡͏̶̜͚̭̘̩̲ͅ ̢̹̥̖̞̟͎͚̈́̏̿̍ ̵̷͖̞̲̜͈͉ͦ͑̏̎ͤ̾̈́̅̓̕ ͎̹̯͔̫̮̣͚̱̰̯͉̥̅͑ͯ̈́̃͑̔ͨ̒̎̾́ͥ̒̆̃̈͘̕ ̴̵̭̮͚̲̠̱͙̊ͮ̓̒̎̌̔͌̑ͦ͊ͯ͐ͥ̌̾͞͠ ̛̛͉̬̲̺̩̰̖̂̈́ͩ̒̃͋̉̐͒ͥ̕ͅ ̷̄̂ͨ͑ͭͤ̆̃̈͌̔̀ͫ̓̓̆҉̸̗̞͔͍̺͔̻͓̺͉̠̗̪͍͚̣͜ ̡̯̗̲͖̪͓̘͓̘͓̺̳͉͓ͤͭͫ̾̈̓̈ͥ͂̆̑̏͗̓͒̇ͦͥ͢͢͝ ̶̘͍̫͕̣͍̩̞̘̟̖̣̠͕͛̊̐̓̈̀ ̴̨̗̞͎͔͍̳̥̮̮͓͔̬̻̤̦̂̌ͧ̽̍̚̕͟͞

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: airkas1
Posted 2012-12-11 09:27:00 and read 4688 times.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: HoMsaR
Posted 2012-12-11 11:17:25 and read 4657 times.

If the stupid "Word Game" can get over 300 threads, why can't we have gummy bears for dessert?

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: Maverick623
Posted 2012-12-11 12:29:02 and read 4636 times.

Quoting HoMsaR (Reply 27):
Check out post 5 from this thread, it's hilarious:

People in glass houses sink ships, so make like a tree and GTFO n00b.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: Mir
Posted 2012-12-11 12:31:30 and read 4634 times.

Quoting HoMsaR (Reply 39):
If the stupid "Word Game" can get over 300 threads, why can't we have gummy bears for dessert?

Because you're a few clowns short of a Happy Meal.

-Mir

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: PHX787
Posted 2012-12-11 12:35:46 and read 4631 times.

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 35):
All of you just lost the game.

Do i really need to post the contents of our FB conversation the other day?

Quoting Mir (Reply 41):
Because you're a few clowns short of a Happy Meal.

No it's because you touch yourself at night.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: mbmbos
Posted 2012-12-11 12:50:15 and read 4628 times.

Quoting PHX787 (Reply 42):
No it's because you touch yourself at night.

Calgon, take me away!

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: HoMsaR
Posted 2012-12-11 12:59:21 and read 4626 times.

Silly rabbit, Trix are for hamsters.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: Mir
Posted 2012-12-11 14:51:26 and read 4607 times.

Quoting PHX787 (Reply 42):
No it's because you touch yourself at night.

Technically, it's always daytime somewhere, so your argument is invalid.

Like this guy's umbrella:



-Mir

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: seb146
Posted 2012-12-11 16:46:51 and read 4584 times.

Ah, the big red X. How I dispise thee....

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: PHX787
Posted 2012-12-11 17:35:39 and read 4570 times.

お前達はとてもバカと思う
:D

Quoting Mir (Reply 45):
Like this guy's umbrella:

I no can see it

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: Maverick623
Posted 2012-12-11 19:40:34 and read 4544 times.

Quoting PHX787 (Reply 47):
お前達はとてもバカと思う

静かな白い男の子

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: HoMsaR
Posted 2012-12-11 20:30:34 and read 4537 times.

And now for something completely different.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: PHX787
Posted 2012-12-11 20:32:44 and read 4536 times.

Quoting HoMsaR (Reply 49):
And now for something completely different.

ORANGES

Quoting Maverick623 (Reply 48):
静かな白い男の子

YOU DISHONOR FAMRY

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: WrenchBender
Posted 2012-12-11 20:34:01 and read 4542 times.

My crew and Santa 2009


WrenchBender

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: seb146
Posted 2012-12-11 20:41:51 and read 4523 times.

Quoting WrenchBender (Reply 51):
WrenchBender

bah... HUMBUG!! Back to work, slackers!

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: seb146
Posted 2012-12-11 20:44:09 and read 4519 times.

Quoting Maverick623 (Reply 48):

Oh, snap!

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: kpitrrat
Posted 2012-12-11 22:06:02 and read 4509 times.

So Skyfall came in #1 in the Box office at a cool 10.7 Mil.

Still......Its a mystery, inside a riddle, wrapped in an ENIGMA!

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: seb146
Posted 2012-12-11 23:24:49 and read 4502 times.

Wollerton *ptui*

Message is too short, blah... blah... blah...

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: HoMsaR
Posted 2012-12-12 07:56:37 and read 4467 times.

You know the old children's rhyme/poem/whatever it was about "there was an old lady who swallowed a fly." It ends with "there was an old lady who swallowed a horse."

I just now get that.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: WrenchBender
Posted 2012-12-12 09:50:20 and read 4449 times.

Quoting HoMsaR (Reply 56):
You know the old children's rhyme/poem/whatever it was about "there was an old lady who swallowed a fly." It ends with "there was an old lady who swallowed a horse."

Sasebo the wonder pup

Say wut......

WrenchBender

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: PHX787
Posted 2012-12-12 15:26:36 and read 4418 times.

Quoting seb146 (Reply 55):
Message is too short, blah... blah... blah...

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: HoMsaR
Posted 2012-12-13 07:25:43 and read 4356 times.

Oh, that's where I left my hamburger sauce.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: seb146
Posted 2012-12-13 08:45:06 and read 4340 times.

Two guys walk into a bar. Which is odd because, after seeing the first guy hit it, you would think the second guy would duck.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: francoflier
Posted 2012-12-13 13:12:28 and read 4319 times.

Austin Powers: This coffee tastes like shit!
Basil: It is shit, Austin
Austin: Oh good, then it's not just me.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: HoMsaR
Posted 2012-12-15 21:25:07 and read 4193 times.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: airportugal310
Posted 2012-12-15 22:45:06 and read 4177 times.

I see your Bump and raise you a candy cane, thrice a fortnight....

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: HoMsaR
Posted 2012-12-19 11:48:47 and read 3958 times.

I just graduated. What should my epitaph say?

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: DocLightning
Posted 2012-12-19 16:36:48 and read 3923 times.

Quoting airportugal310 (Reply 63):

Sense: That picture makes none.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: dc9northwest
Posted 2012-12-19 17:30:43 and read 3911 times.

Quoting HoMsaR (Reply 64):

I just graduated. What should my epitaph say?

It should say "Bump".

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 65):
Sense: That picture makes none.

Picture: None makes that sense.

Hey, English is fun. Did you know two words rhyme with orange?

Hinge and door.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: seb146
Posted 2012-12-19 20:21:26 and read 3900 times.

there are some thing i wish i could un-see....

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: PHX787
Posted 2012-12-19 20:47:16 and read 3895 times.

um guys

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: seb146
Posted 2012-12-19 20:52:45 and read 3890 times.

Quoting PHX787 (Reply 68):
um guys

ummm... yes and... yes!

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: dc9northwest
Posted 2012-12-19 21:04:53 and read 3890 times.

Quoting seb146 (Reply 69):
ummm... yes and... yes!

Just one yes necessary.

The answer to questions containing "or" is yes.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: HoMsaR
Posted 2012-12-20 07:54:04 and read 3865 times.

Did you hear the one about people who didn't get what "non squitur" means?

They had pancakes for breakfast!

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: seb146
Posted 2012-12-20 09:01:55 and read 3853 times.

Quoting dc9northwest (Reply 70):
The answer to questions containing "or" is yes.

Oh, you silly. The answer to questions containing "or" is Nebraska!

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: dc9northwest
Posted 2012-12-20 09:11:50 and read 3851 times.

I'm so used to posting off-topic that I keep missing the post office.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: HoMsaR
Posted 2012-12-21 18:04:40 and read 3781 times.

Quoting dc9northwest (Reply 73):
I'm so used to posting off-topic that I keep missing the post office.

Get that finger out of your ear! You don't know where that finger's been.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: seb146
Posted 2012-12-21 20:02:41 and read 3773 times.

Wierd Al got his picture taken with a dead hooker. What is this world coming to?

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: HoMsaR
Posted 2012-12-22 18:27:02 and read 3736 times.

Quoting seb146 (Reply 75):

And you must be the guy who didn't know if it was a pimple or a boil.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: Newark727
Posted 2012-12-22 18:40:36 and read 3735 times.

On the other hand, recorded human history.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: seb146
Posted 2012-12-22 19:42:06 and read 3713 times.

I'm super, thanks for asking! All things considered, I couldn't be better I must say!

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: WrenchBender
Posted 2012-12-22 19:52:34 and read 3716 times.


Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition

WrenchBender

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: seb146
Posted 2012-12-22 20:37:22 and read 3708 times.

That awkward moment when you go to post a picture of a rabbit with a pancake on it's head and realize "It's Friday!!"

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: mal787
Posted 2012-12-22 22:42:13 and read 3692 times.

why do we sit in the stands?

mal787

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: seb146
Posted 2012-12-23 11:00:02 and read 3650 times.

Quoting mal787 (Reply 81):
why do we sit in the stands?

The same reason we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: Airportugal310
Posted 2012-12-23 12:01:08 and read 3642 times.

Quoting seb146 (Reply 82):
The same reason we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway.

What does being a minotaur have anything to do with this?

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: N172DM
Posted 2012-12-23 12:59:39 and read 3635 times.

Quoting Airportugal310 (Reply 83):

What does being a minotaur have anything to do with this?

Because all the people underwater have big, red apples.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: seb146
Posted 2012-12-23 21:45:49 and read 3584 times.

It's just a jump to the left...
And then a step to the riiiiiight...

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: seb146
Posted 2012-12-25 09:38:31 and read 3491 times.

Rose: Just who the hell do you think you are?
Connie: Slipper socks. Size medium!

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: HoMsaR
Posted 2012-12-26 11:21:30 and read 3447 times.

How about those Brooklyn Dodgers! Are they bums or what?

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: seb146
Posted 2012-12-26 12:28:37 and read 3422 times.

Quoting HoMsaR (Reply 87):
How about those Brooklyn Dodgers! Are they bums or what?

I know, right? That last chuker was a give away at 40-love!

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: czbbflier
Posted 2012-12-26 16:28:51 and read 3406 times.

Quoting seb146 (Reply 88):
I know, right? That last chuker was a give away at 40-love!

But who knew that bus rides were better on Blackberries?

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: HoMsaR
Posted 2012-12-28 06:32:51 and read 3314 times.

I have one plant in my entire home, and it needs watering.

That must be why I see more snowflakes falling up than down right now.

Topic: RE: Non Sequitur Thread
Username: HoMsaR
Posted 2013-01-03 09:29:06 and read 3021 times.

The purple elephant dances clockwise on Tuesday.


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