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Topic: Deaf Joke
Username: Atrude777
Posted 2005-07-28 03:28:11 and read 1182 times.

Hey guys-

I know we have some hearing impaired/deaf members here (me included) One of my good friends sent this story to me as a joke, I thought it was hilarious!!



Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights (because they can't see each other using sign language).

After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife proposes a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."

The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea! Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time." "And if you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis... fifty times!"

Topic: RE: Deaf Joke
Username: Big777jet
Posted 2005-07-28 04:21:01 and read 1152 times.

LMAO!  laughing  Good idea! Hahaha! It's old joke. I got email from one of my friend about 2 years ago. It's funny!


Stuart

Topic: RE: Deaf Joke
Username: FlagshipAZ
Posted 2005-07-28 05:49:06 and read 1121 times.

I'm hearing-impaired as well, but a mere 50 times??? Come on! Let up that to 500 times if the wife doesn't want some loving. As least he should be satified.  Great joke. Regards.

[Edited 2005-07-28 05:50:19]

Topic: RE: Deaf Joke
Username: Airlinelover
Posted 2005-07-28 05:50:32 and read 1118 times.

Here's a good Deaf Joke..
































































Chris

Topic: RE: Deaf Joke
Username: FlagshipAZ
Posted 2005-07-28 06:00:40 and read 1105 times.

Rather lame, Chris. That was more of seeing-impaired farce. Better luck next time. Regards.

Topic: RE: Deaf Joke
Username: Atrude777
Posted 2005-07-28 06:42:12 and read 1083 times.

Quoting FlagshipAZ (Reply 2):
I'm hearing-impaired as well, but a mere 50 times??? Come on! Let up that to 500 times if the wife doesn't want some loving. As least he should be satified. Great joke. Regards.

rock on!!! 50 aint enuff. I was just saying in my situation since I dont know sign, ill just lean over and start going at it, and if she slaps me ill know I better stop....

until she pulls on my dick 50 times HAHAHA

Alex

Topic: RE: Deaf Joke
Username: Big777jet
Posted 2005-07-28 20:03:23 and read 1002 times.

How do you punish Helen Keller?





























Easy.. you can change the furniture around the house!  Silly




Stuart

Topic: RE: Deaf Joke
Username: HAWK21M
Posted 2005-07-28 20:11:51 and read 989 times.

 bigthumbsup 
regds
MEL

Topic: RE: Deaf Joke
Username: Rlwynn
Posted 2005-07-28 22:24:13 and read 945 times.

What?










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Topic: RE: Deaf Joke
Username: Big777jet
Posted 2005-07-29 05:12:33 and read 901 times.

Quoting Rlwynn (Reply 8):
What?

Don't you know who is Helen Keller?

Stuart

Topic: RE: Deaf Joke
Username: Matt D
Posted 2005-07-29 05:13:50 and read 901 times.

Why was Helen Kellers leg yellow?

her dog was blind too.


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