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Topic: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: DL021
Posted 2005-09-14 15:00:27 and read 4051 times.

OK...since someone whined to a mod and got the original bestselling thread with over 50,000 actual views and nearly 400 responses over an 8 month period locked down because they did not want to wait to view it (which makes no sense....if you don't want to see it just don't tune in, don't ask to kill the thread). Venting over.

We will post the salient points of the previous thread here, and I'd like to start with how we got started and the organizational chart we'll also post the photos and I promise that within the week we'll have the website up and running.

Rub Those Breast With Olive Oil
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Superfly From United States, joined May 2000, 15907 posts, RR: 71
Posted Mon Jan 10 2005 21:45:42 UTC+2 and read 32767 times:

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...veoilmayprotectagainstbreastcancer

It's been discovered that olive oil help prevents breast cancer. I've sort of knew this all along.




Do it today, tomorrow it might be illegal.


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Dl021 From United States, joined May 2004, 5440 posts, RR: 79
Reply 1, posted Mon Jan 10 2005 22:02:14 UTC+2 and read 32767 times:


OK...we have a new business here Larry, if you are interested.

We need a Winnebago, a couple of white smocks, and a large sign that says Womens Mobile Preventative Health Clinic.

We offer discount breast exams and oil rubdowns....all in the name of health.

You in?

Ian



Is my Pan Am ticket to the moon still good?


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Superfly From United States, joined May 2000, 15907 posts, RR: 71
Reply 2, posted Mon Jan 10 2005 22:10:23 UTC+2 and read 32767 times:


DIO21:
Now that's smart capitalism!
That's what makes America great.


and the business was born.

It got more serious with this:
Iakobos From Belgium, joined Aug 2003, 2498 posts, RR: 28
Reply 11, posted Tue Jan 11 2005 10:45:07 UTC+2 and read 32767 times:


Just a second, if you want to make it a viable business case you have to look at all aspects of the enterprise, not only at the final application, however enjoyable that might be.

Since I do have some 220 olive trees and some neighbours whom would be delighted to find an output for theirs, I could offer to supply the original product, in a virgin form or not. (originally it is not virgin, to make it so it requires multiple filterings)

No need to invade you see, better to secure a reliable supply source and negotiate conditions that would be beneficial for all parties.
It might need some changes to usual bully practice, but once adopted you will appreciate.

Olive trees produce only every two years and fortunately this year there will be a harvest. This take place in October with subsequent filtered and aromatized product available in bulk form (200kg drums) by mid of November, and bottling in December.

To understand fully the mechanics of the application and assess the requirements pertaining to the envisaged line of products, I offer to conduct a serie of initial tests at the source itself and thus well before October production. June-July would be suitable.

I do have some remaining bulk stock of 2003 season which I could make available at no charge; if we come to an agreement, I suggest you send a few sample subjects and a pair of evaluators.
The subjects should as much as possible be representative of the wider range of the future client base, both in size, shape, sensitivity and consistency.

What do you think ?


The Greek Belge took it further into business and...well, you can see the entire previous thread here http://www.airliners.net/discussions/non_aviation/read.main/714378/

Our organizational chart is here:
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a211/ScarletHarlot126/bdbfafbd.jpg
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a211/ScarletHarlot126/3d24ee04.jpg

OK....enough for this minute. We'll tell the tell every night until the hero returns....

Topic: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: Gkirk
Posted 2005-09-14 15:02:36 and read 4046 times.

Demand for Lube a Boob in Scotland is at an all time high  Wink
All the Nedettes want it

Topic: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: Andreas
Posted 2005-09-14 15:06:09 and read 4046 times.

Actually I started to do my duty as product delivery expert Germany as of lately...the lady in question found olive oil to be quite pleasant on the skin...and definitely not only on the breasts!!!

This is exciting science in the making folks, stay tuned!!


btw: Our infamous UK-Euro-Thread, that came close to 2,000 posts, was closed down, too!

Topic: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: Garnetpalmetto
Posted 2005-09-14 15:10:41 and read 4039 times.

So I see there's a US VP spot open, Ian. How much do you want for it?  Wink You know, me being a graduate student at a major university guarantees access to the student body (or bodies, as the case may be), encompassing both undergrads and grads. Further, RDU is blessed with being well-endowed what with Duke and UNC being close by and an all-girls college (Meredith University) just up the street from me. And, of course, being a CAE native that gives me access to the USC co-eds.

Topic: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: DesertJets
Posted 2005-09-14 16:01:26 and read 4018 times.

Do you have any positions open for Quality Control Technicians? In order to ensure full customer satisfaction you need people out in the field ensuring the quality of the final product... you know proper oil distribution, customer satisfaction, and all that jazz.

While I may have submitted my application a bit late and may not be able to get a position at the corporate office (where is that to be located by the way) I could head up a regional field operation.

Topic: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: ScarletHarlot
Posted 2005-09-14 18:07:32 and read 3975 times.

Ian, we can't forget Jan Mogren's Connie!

http://web.comhem.se/~u31226262/boobconnie.jpg

Garnetpalmetto, you're in as the US VP. Please send Phyllis your photo for inclusion on the photo page.

DesertJets, I am pleased to create a job for you reporting to Iakobos. Phyllis will need your photo too.

I believe we have been incorporated as a Delaware corporation. Is that still true, Ian? The location of the head office is top secret, however.

Topic: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: Superfly
Posted 2005-09-14 18:11:32 and read 3971 times.

Damn, why was my thread lock?!?!
It was one of the longerst runing threads at this site.

Topic: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: SlamClick
Posted 2005-09-14 18:15:17 and read 3973 times.

They locked it at 399? That may be the worst thing I've ever seen on here! Why not allow just one more post? Make it a nice round four hundred.

I see by the org chart that I work for Superfly. Fine, but I'm not going to base the Connie in San Francisco. I'll announce a schedule for stewardess interviews and physicals soon. You have a problem with "stewardesses?" Get me an updated plane and I'll get you an updated cabin crew. Connies had stews. I'm not stuck in the past, just have respect for traditions.

Topic: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: BCAInfoSys
Posted 2005-09-14 18:33:41 and read 3958 times.

God damn it Ian! You mentioned it in the very beginning that you need an intern; and I was left off the Org Chart?! I'm livid! Specifically, I would like some experience in the application of the product and the post-appliciaton assessments with the victims (ahem.. patients) to inspect how well the product performed and to assess any unanticipated effects/benefits.

If you need a copy of my CV, I'll gladly provide.

 bigthumbsup 

Steve the Intern Pup

Topic: RE: Rub Those BreastsII: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: ORFflyer
Posted 2005-09-14 18:41:04 and read 3952 times.

Quoting Superfly (Reply 6):
It was one of the longerst runing threads at this site.

One of, if not THE funniest too! Although I remember one about a certain members clogs that ranks up there as well! 400 replies, and a minimum of 50k views. Still nobody can expliain why the counter stopped at 32767.

Chip

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: Superfly
Posted 2005-09-14 18:43:43 and read 3946 times.

ORFflyer:
Back in 2001, I staqrted a birthday thread for SophieMaltese that ran for almost a year.

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: Andreas
Posted 2005-09-14 18:51:49 and read 3939 times.

Again: See the legendary Euro-UK thread that, amongst other interesting facts, brought forth some truths about Scottish members and their sexual preferences  Wink Big grin!! Around 1,800 replies!!!

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: ORFflyer
Posted 2005-09-14 19:01:25 and read 3924 times.

Quoting Superfly (Reply 10):
Back in 2001, I started a birthday thread for SophieMaltese that ran for almost a year.

I'll have to search for it and see what kept it going for so long.... must have been pretty comical.

Quoting Andreas (Reply 11):
brought forth some truths about Scottish members and their sexual preferences

I'm pretty sure I know which one you are referring. As a matter of fact, I joined the site due partly to that thread. One of my firsts posts was in reference to the "wool industry" that employs one of our Scottish members.
But don't mention that, as I don't think we are allowed to discuss it any further.  Big grin  Big grin

Chip

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: Superfly
Posted 2005-09-14 19:04:56 and read 3922 times.

ORFflyer:
SophieMaltese is one of the few female members here who could crack jokes with us.
I am concerned about her where-abouts because she lived in New Orleans.

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: ORFflyer
Posted 2005-09-14 19:52:44 and read 3901 times.

She sounds like a lot of fun. I was just reading the thread you mentioned... I also checked her profile, and she hasn't posted since February. You talked to her outside of a-net before Katrina?

Hope she's OK.

Chip

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: Superfly
Posted 2005-09-14 19:56:33 and read 3896 times.

ORFflyer:
I'll need to send her an email. I haven't corresponded to her in over a year.

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: DL021
Posted 2005-09-14 19:59:02 and read 3896 times.

Quoting SlamClick (Reply 7):
I see by the org chart that I work for Superfly. Fine, but I'm not going to base the Connie in San Francisco.

Slammer...that's incorrect. You'll be working for the admin section and Fly will have priority use of the aircraft when it's not being used for promotional efforts and shows.

Quoting BCAInfoSys (Reply 8):
You mentioned it in the very beginning that you need an intern; and I was left off the Org Chart?!

OK....you are now officially the intern. April, please add Stevie to the chart and take charge of making sure he has something useful to do when he's not fetching my laundry or shining Flys shoes. Thanks.

Quoting Superfly (Reply 6):
Damn, why was my thread lock?!?!

See the original post. Someone whined about how long it took to load. We can restart here and transplant the important deals.

Website launch will be Monday. IM or call me with input on content this weekend.

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: Superfly
Posted 2005-09-14 20:01:41 and read 3893 times.

Quoting DL021 (Reply 16):
Website launch will be Monday. IM or call me with input on content this weekend.

How much capital do I need to put in to this?
I do have rights to revenue generated by the site.  Smile

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: DesertJets
Posted 2005-09-14 20:03:03 and read 3892 times.

Quoting ScarletHarlot (Reply 5):
DesertJets, I am pleased to create a job for you reporting to Iakobos. Phyllis will need your photo too.

April, Phyllis should have a pic of me. I am in any number of the random pics taken at the YYZ meet last July. In case you forgot my face I was wearing the Virginia shirt.

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: DL021
Posted 2005-09-14 20:26:25 and read 3882 times.

Quoting Superfly (Reply 17):
How much capital do I need to put in to this?
I do have rights to revenue generated by the site.

Call me tonight or this weekend and I'll tell you what the cost of the site is and my plan for advertising as well as future blogging and sales of products on the site. It'll be cool, and we might even make a dollar or two.

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: Superfly
Posted 2005-09-14 20:37:13 and read 3873 times.

OK, but this sounds crazy!


Then again, some hippies in Seattle had an idea of a coffee shop chain.
What were those guys smoking?  

[Edited 2005-09-14 20:37:36]

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: Mirrodie
Posted 2005-09-14 21:14:34 and read 3851 times.

reporting for double duty.

test lube was most satisfying.

mirrodie n highheels

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: Gkirk
Posted 2005-09-14 22:10:00 and read 3829 times.

Quoting Superfly (Reply 6):
Damn, why was my thread lock?!?!
It was one of the longerst runing threads at this site.

God damn liberal moderators  Angry

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: ScarletHarlot
Posted 2005-09-14 22:18:53 and read 3823 times.

I am not sure anybody complained directly to the mods. Someone IM'd me about it which is why I posted. I didn't ask for it to be locked and neither did the person who IM'd. Oh well.

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: DL021
Posted 2005-09-14 23:06:06 and read 3801 times.

Quoting ScarletHarlot (Reply 23):
I am not sure anybody complained directly to the mods. Someone IM'd me about it which is why I posted. I didn't ask for it to be locked and neither did the person who IM'd. Oh well.

enough about that...spilt milk.....forward and onward!

Now, we need a uniform for Stevie the Wonder Intern (BCAInfosys). I hereby authorize a design contest for Stevie the Wonder Interns uniform and I want to see pictures of the uniform displaying extreme creativity and cruelt...I mean innovation.

Best design gets the title of Official Uniform Designer and a free one year subscription to the website.  Wink

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: Iakobos
Posted 2005-09-14 23:23:10 and read 3790 times.

Brad, (Desertjets)

Welcome aboard, L-a-B is always pleased to hire determined and dynamic team members.
Since we are not an equal opportunity employer but a better opportunity employer may I suggest you change your humble signature from "low level admin" to "international quality assurance assessment officer & expert statistician".

SlamClick has the right idea for the cabin, let's call for candidate stewardesses with classy uniforms, perhaps something along the 60's Pan Am (aka Jane Mansfield-type) with up-to-date fashion clothing.
ps: is it reasonable to leave the selection procedure to him...alone...or should we set up a working committee ? ...I mean I do not want to see our Chief Pilot getting undue stress and workload from those non-tech/ops matters.
Perhaps Superfly would not mind having a say..and GKirk could keep our back up copy of the applications and photo sessions during the upcoming long Scottish winter.

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: ScarletHarlot
Posted 2005-09-14 23:27:10 and read 3788 times.

SlamClick doesn't have anybody reporting to him. Stevie the Wonder Intern has had interest in joining the military in the past so I think some time working with ole Slam will be good for him. Ian, you and Larry can use him for your errands...I mean enrichment duties....as Slam allows. Maybe if Stevie's lucky Slam will send him to get prop wash. Maybe if he's really lucky Slam will let him help with 'stew' selection.  Big grin

I cannot wait to see the uniform submissions!!

I'm working on the org chart now and will replace the above images. Hey, if anybody has a better idea on how to get an Excel spreadsheet posted here, I'd love to hear it. Taking screenshots of print previews just isn't cutting it.  Smile

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: ScarletHarlot
Posted 2005-09-14 23:34:27 and read 3781 times.

Well, Iakobos...sorry...actually I'm going to have DesertJets report to Highheels (Mrs. Mirrodie). She's already the 2nd VP of Quality Assurance so he will be a better fit there.

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: Jafa39
Posted 2005-09-14 23:34:42 and read 3782 times.

Quoting ScarletHarlot (Reply 26):
Taking screenshots of print previews just isn't cutting it.

When i clicked on them they opened in a separate window and were real easy to read, maybe, if this works every time we can just put an advisory under the pics.

Don't make the mistake i made yesterday (thankfully i was cooking not rubbing) and use Chili Olive Oil, man, that was a shock to the system!!!!

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a
Username: Vaporlock
Posted 2005-09-14 23:50:35 and read 3774 times.

Quoting DesertJets (Reply 18):
April, Phyllis should have a pic of me. I am in any number of the random pics taken at the YYZ meet last July. In case you forgot my face I was wearing the Virginia shirt.

Ah....not to worry I'll go thru my pics and be sure to find one of you!!!  yes  And welcome aboard!!!!

Quoting DL021 (Reply 24):
Now, we need a uniform for Stevie the Wonder Intern (BCAInfosys). I hereby authorize a design contest for Stevie the Wonder Interns uniform and I want to see pictures of the uniform displaying extreme creativity and cruelt...I mean innovation.

Best design gets the title of Official Uniform Designer and a free one year subscription to the website.

Stevie.....the Wonder Intern.....ah look out!!! I'm working on your new uniform as I type!!! LOL

Quoting Jafa39 (Reply 28):

Don't make the mistake i made yesterday (thankfully i was cooking not rubbing) and use Chili Olive Oil, man, that was a shock to the system!!!!

 rotfl   rotfl .....ah now that sounds HOT!!!

Oh....for those who I don't already have pics of...please send them to me and I'll continue to add you to the staff page!!!

Phyllis  bouncy 

Superfly......see what you have started!!! LMAO

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: Vaporlock
Posted 2005-09-14 23:52:12 and read 3773 times.

Oh, and here is the staff page showing who is currently onboard!!!!

I just thought I'd move it over from the first part of the thread....



Phyllis  bouncy 

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: KiwiNanday
Posted 2005-09-14 23:55:25 and read 3765 times.

Wait? I thought I had an insignificant (but neverless deserving of a picture) job!

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: ScarletHarlot
Posted 2005-09-15 00:00:46 and read 3762 times.

Then send a pic in to Phyllis and she'll get it on the staff photo page!

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: KiwiNanday
Posted 2005-09-15 00:01:46 and read 3760 times.

Does phyllis have MSN? Or should I email it?

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: Vaporlock
Posted 2005-09-15 00:03:20 and read 3761 times.

Quoting KiwiNanday (Reply 31):
Wait? I thought I had an insignificant (but neverless deserving of a picture) job!

Kiwi.....you can send me a pic and I'll put it on!!!

April, I guess the best type of uniform is one that would attract the ladies??? Right??? I think I have just the one.....  rotfl 

Phyllis  bouncy 

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: KiwiNanday
Posted 2005-09-15 00:06:11 and read 3754 times.

This?


Phyllis, what should I email you at, or do you have MSN?

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: Iakobos
Posted 2005-09-15 02:14:39 and read 3730 times.

Quoting ScarletHarlot (Reply 27):
actually I'm going to have DesertJets report to Highheels (Mrs. Mirrodie). She's already the 2nd VP of Quality Assurance

Sorry, I did not follow up properly on the staff extensions...but, do I see a small conflict of interest there, a client becoming QC staff for his supplier ?

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a
Username: DesertJets
Posted 2005-09-15 04:26:18 and read 3694 times.

Quoting Iakobos (Reply 36):
Quoting ScarletHarlot (Reply 27):
actually I'm going to have DesertJets report to Highheels (Mrs. Mirrodie). She's already the 2nd VP of Quality Assurance

Sorry, I did not follow up properly on the staff extensions...but, do I see a small conflict of interest there, a client becoming QC staff for his supplier ?

Please people.... don't fight over little old me.

And no offense to you Iakbos... but I much rather prefer working underneath women.



Before I commit myself is there some sort of brochure or fancy PR packet you can send me so I can familiarize myself with the services offered? Oh and one more thing... is parking included or do I have to pay for that myself?


And can I get a better title... like Supervising Quality Control Engineer?

[Edited 2005-09-15 04:27:52]

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: Navymidn
Posted 2005-09-15 04:51:28 and read 3681 times.

Hey, you guys got any room for a good hardworking guy with great leadership skills in this organization? I would really like to be part of Lube a Boob if possible.

Navymidn

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: ScarletHarlot
Posted 2005-09-15 04:58:26 and read 3670 times.

Quoting DesertJets (Reply 37):
Before I commit myself is there some sort of brochure or fancy PR packet you can send me so I can familiarize myself with the services offered? Oh and one more thing... is parking included or do I have to pay for that myself? And can I get a better title... like Supervising Quality Control Engineer?

Apparently our friend DesertJets does not realize what an honour it is to work as part of Lube-A-Boob, LLC. Sir, all you need to know is on this thread and the other one. Parking is not included but you get rides on the Connie whenever SlamClick is in a suitable mood. And I remind you that it was you who requested your current title of Quality Control Technician.

If you don't like it...KROC hasn't earned his retainer lately. We could set up a meeting between the two of you.  Smile

Navymidn, sure, we're always happy to consider applications. What kind of job are you interested in? What are your qualifications?

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: TPASXM787
Posted 2005-09-15 05:06:27 and read 3666 times.

I would like to volunteer to be official applier- Gulf Coast and Caribbean.

I work cheap.

-dave

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: TheCoz
Posted 2005-09-15 05:13:22 and read 3663 times.

Quoting TPASXM787 (Reply 40):
I would like to volunteer to be official applier- Gulf Coast and Caribbean.

I work cheap.

Ya, where's the HR dept in this company? Do I have to pee in a cup and mail it off to someone? What do I do to apply? Big grin

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: DLKAPA
Posted 2005-09-15 05:25:55 and read 3655 times.

I am formally submitting my application to be a van crew member: Hubcap washer, doorbell ringer, and target for angry ladies who don't want their boobs lubed and decide to take it out with eggs.

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: Navymidn
Posted 2005-09-15 05:34:21 and read 3648 times.

If possible, I would prefer the security department. Qualifications wise, I am in the Navy Reserve, and have experience in the security field, specifically I am in my third year as a member of the force providing security to Purdue's Ross-Ade football stadium, and am currently a security supervisor there. I also have experience in dealing with knife wielding muggers.

That's about it.

Navymidn

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: DesertJets
Posted 2005-09-15 05:38:15 and read 3645 times.

Quoting ScarletHarlot (Reply 39):
Apparently our friend DesertJets does not realize what an honour it is to work as part of Lube-A-Boob, LLC. Sir, all you need to know is on this thread and the other one. Parking is not included but you get rides on the Connie whenever SlamClick is in a suitable mood. And I remind you that it was you who requested your current title of Quality Control Technician.

April... I'll then retract my complaint. Though I will state that I did only suggest the position not the title. But to repent I'll bring coffee (Tim's) for a week.

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: LFutia
Posted 2005-09-15 05:50:24 and read 3636 times.

yes... im still surprised im not part of the staff... LOFL.

Leo

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: BCAInfoSys
Posted 2005-09-15 05:54:53 and read 3632 times.

Quoting LFutia (Reply 45):
yes... im still surprised im not part of the staff... LOFL.

We're not! We don't wanna scare away our clients! I've seen the Self-Pic threads. That was the sole reason for your rejection.  razz 

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: DLKAPA
Posted 2005-09-15 05:58:54 and read 3628 times.

Quoting BCAInfoSys (Reply 46):
We're not! We don't wanna scare away our clients! I've seen the Self-Pic threads. That was the sole reason for your rejection

That stings.

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: BCAInfoSys
Posted 2005-09-15 06:25:16 and read 3620 times.

Quoting DLKAPA (Reply 47):
That stings.

Not the "razz".. it was just non-av humor my friend. Try to have some.

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: LFutia
Posted 2005-09-15 06:33:15 and read 3612 times.

Quoting BCAInfoSys (Reply 46):
We're not! We don't wanna scare away our clients! I've seen the Self-Pic threads. That was the sole reason for your rejection.

Horseshit. uhh its good to have people who speak more than 2 languages.

Leo

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: ScarletHarlot
Posted 2005-09-15 06:34:23 and read 3609 times.

How to apply: tell me what you want to do and your qualifications for the job. No urine, please!!!

Oh yes, and send your photo to Phyllis.

Quoting TheCoz (Reply 41):
Ya, where's the HR dept in this company?

That would be me.  Smile

Quoting DLKAPA (Reply 47):
That stings.

His Stevie the Wonder Intern uniform will sting more.  Big grin

Quoting DesertJets (Reply 44):
I'll bring coffee (Tim's) for a week.

Tea and Timbits and you're forgiven.  Smile

All right, Navymidn...do you want to be a security officer reporting to Jafa39?

TPASXM787, you're in...reporting to Garnetpalmetto.

DLKAPA, you're in...Security is getting to be a bigger and bigger task, so if you're willing to take on the responsibility, I'll move Jafa39 over to security only and you can head up van maintenance, reporting to MD11Engineer.

LFutia, Coz...let us know your qualifications and desired job.

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: DLKAPA
Posted 2005-09-15 06:35:05 and read 3608 times.

Quoting BCAInfoSys (Reply 48):

Not the "razz".. it was just non-av humor my friend. Try to have some.

It was actually humor...should I have included one of these?  Smile so that a mind as tiny as yours could have figured it out? (SMACK!)

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: ScarletHarlot
Posted 2005-09-15 06:38:16 and read 3604 times.

HEY!! This is not the rest of non-Av! There will be NO trashtalking on this thread! This behaviour does not behoove a company with such an unselfish, generous mission statement. Here, we work together to make the women of this world healthier and satisfied.

If you misbehave I'll have to send you for diversity training, and you really don't want that.

[Edited 2005-09-15 06:42:02]

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a
Username: BCAInfoSys
Posted 2005-09-15 06:39:29 and read 3605 times.

Quoting DLKAPA (Reply 51):
so that a mind as tiny as yours could have figured it out? (SMACK!)

Nice try Biatch! I'd like to see someone like you come up with the comedic MASTERPIECE that was the A.net Retirement Home thread! April and all of those old-foogies got what was comin to them!

So April, how're those false teeth working out for you? Is the nice lady in the white skirt going to steal them like she does everything else when she comes for your nightly sponge bath? Don't worry dear, we're just gonna give you this nice shot and you'll forget all about it...

 rotfl 

Steve "the Wonder Intern Pup"

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: BCAInfoSys
Posted 2005-09-15 06:41:38 and read 3600 times.

Quoting ScarletHarlot (Reply 52):
HEY!! This is not the rest of non-Av! There will be NO trashtalking on this thread!

If you misbehave I'll have to send you for diversity training, and you really don't want that.

Spoken just like a true HR Nazi! What's next, sensitivity training so that we can all be politically-correct drones like the rest of the animals in this cubicle farm?  boxedin 

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: DLKAPA
Posted 2005-09-15 06:44:34 and read 3596 times.

Oh boy he's forgotten to take his meds again...

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: BCAInfoSys
Posted 2005-09-15 06:47:50 and read 3590 times.

OK. *end of thread hijack* Sorry for the interupption April. But I want my Swingline stapler back!

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: AR1300
Posted 2005-09-15 06:48:37 and read 3587 times.

Well, as the sales representative of South America, bussines is doing quite good.Specially that baby oil special service that we offer.  Wink

Mike

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: BCAInfoSys
Posted 2005-09-15 06:51:19 and read 3585 times.

I would like to officially submit the following picture for my inclusion on the Lube-a-Boob staff photo collage:

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: ScarletHarlot
Posted 2005-09-15 06:52:27 and read 3583 times.

Quoting AR1300 (Reply 57):
baby oil special service

Baby oil????

Iakobos is going to have something to say about that. I do not think baby oil has any health benefits.

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: AR1300
Posted 2005-09-15 06:56:18 and read 3579 times.

Oh it does.They say that it feels smoother afterwards, kinda exfoliating, I guess.But is much chalenging, as it is more slippery, thus making it fisically harder, and thus giving a better exercise and it's known health benefit.
 Wink

Mike

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: Jafa39
Posted 2005-09-15 09:58:38 and read 3555 times.

Quoting ScarletHarlot (Reply 52):
If you misbehave I'll have to send you for diversity training, and you really don't want that.

Been there, done that and no, he won't like it!!!!  Smile

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: Iakobos
Posted 2005-09-15 13:51:00 and read 3537 times.

Quoting AR1300 (Reply 57):
Well, as the sales representative of South America, bussines is doing quite good.Specially that baby oil special service that we offer.

Mike, may I ask: is this "baby oil" a marketing argument or a different product ?
In both cases, the matter should be anticipatively submitted and approved by the board.
The legal aspects have to be seriously weighted.

This being said, it might indeed be a good idea to add a "light oil" to the range, a product that could find its place on small bosoms or very sensitive skins.

Note to HR dept:
Do we have standing candidacies (and budget) for a permanent legal counsellor ?

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: TPASXM787
Posted 2005-09-15 14:45:05 and read 3528 times.

Quoting ScarletHarlot (Reply 50):
TPASXM787, you're in...reporting to Garnetpalmetto.

Awesome. Now I can quit my bank job and get down to business.  bigthumbsup 

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: DL021
Posted 2005-09-15 14:52:20 and read 3529 times.

Quoting TheCoz (Reply 41):
Ya, where's the HR dept in this company? Do I have to pee in a cup and mail it off to someone? What do I do to apply?

HR is Scarlet......TheCoz can have a job as KiwiNandays official intern. Please set him up with his uniform as well.


April...I will send the proper photo of Stevie for his staff picture.

Quoting BCAInfoSys (Reply 54):
Spoken just like a true HR Nazi!

None of that language....

Quoting BCAInfoSys (Reply 54):
What's next, sensitivity training so that we can all be politically-correct drones like the rest of the animals in this cubicle farm?

No...however you may be assigned to cleaning the lavs on the Lube-A-Boob Connie. With a toothbrush.....your toothbrush...

Quoting BCAInfoSys (Reply 53):
So April, how're those false teeth working out for you?

That's it. The lavs for you.

Quoting BCAInfoSys (Reply 46):
We're not! We don't wanna scare away our clients! I've seen the Self-Pic threads. That was the sole reason for your rejection.

Wait until your photo comes out.

Quoting ScarletHarlot (Reply 39):
If you don't like it...KROC hasn't earned his retainer lately. We could set up a meeting between the two of you.

Talk about a "killer" HR department. She swings a mean axe, don't make us unleash her...

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: ORFflyer
Posted 2005-09-15 14:59:29 and read 3526 times.

Quoting ScarletHarlot (Reply 32):
Then send a pic in to Phyllis and she'll get it on the staff photo page!

Phyllis,

Can you use my photo in the original thread, (or Sefl-Pic 14) for my Loob-a-Boob staff photo, or do you need a different one?

Chip

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: Navymidn
Posted 2005-09-15 21:17:03 and read 3499 times.

Quoting ScarletHarlot (Reply 50):
All right, Navymidn...do you want to be a security officer reporting to Jafa39?

That sounds good to me. You won't be sorry to have me as a member of the team.

Navymidn

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: Jafa39
Posted 2005-09-16 00:02:39 and read 3480 times.

Quoting Navymidn (Reply 66):
That sounds good to me. You won't be sorry to have me as a member of the team.

Good to have you on the team, your official sunglasses, dark clothing and super-cool ear-dongle with blue blinky light will be sent to you in due course via a bankrupt airline.

If you get time, you can practice standing around near crime scenes to see how many people come up and ask you questions, more than three and you get a special torch with emergency lube compartment.

Welcome aboard good sir, Kia Ora, Tena Koutou, Katoa!

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: Navymidn
Posted 2005-09-16 14:59:09 and read 3428 times.

Thanks for the welcome, Jafa39. I am ready to provide security to such a noble cause.

Navymidn

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: N685FE
Posted 2005-09-16 17:26:54 and read 3407 times.

Since nobody has applied for a maintenance position to work on the Connie I will put in for that. Hey Slam, how does a six panel LCD, HUD, GPS/EGPWS and while we are at it let's go ahead and make the Connie a CATIIIA bird. Since I will be the only one in maintenace, I guess I'm going to have to fly on the Connie everywhere it goes, I will bring my own stew with me. Being the first maintenance personal, I will be able to be promoted very quickly to Director of Maintenace. April should have a pic, if not let me know.

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: Carmenlu15
Posted 2005-09-22 19:24:33 and read 3352 times.

Hey guys!
Regional VP, Central American Product Delivery checking in for work.

Quoting DL021 (Reply 16):
Website launch will be Monday.

Is the website up and running now? I need to write the address on our promotional material Big grin

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: Jan Mogren
Posted 2005-09-24 00:45:08 and read 3281 times.

Hey! The Connie deal is off!

Quoting N685FE (Reply 69):
six panel LCD, HUD, GPS/EGPWS and while we are at it let's go ahead and make the Connie a CATIIIA bird.

When I said take good care of her I certainly didn't mean you should molest her!

 Angry  Angry  Angry

/JM

Topic: RE: Rub Those Breasts II: The Chronicles Of Lube-a-Boob
Username: Vaporlock
Posted 2005-09-24 03:01:13 and read 3261 times.

Quoting Jan Mogren (Reply 71):
Hey! The Connie deal is off!

Jan, not to worry.....the Connie will be left as she is!!! A classic like her will never be touched...other than the boobs you've already added to the prop spinners!!!!

Phyllis  bouncy 


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