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Best Bumper Sticker You've Ever Seen?  
User currently offlineSwisskloten From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (9 years 1 week 15 hours ago) and read 6419 times:

I've seen plenty of outrageous and hilarious bumper stickers. I recall my favorite:
"I owe, I owe, so it's off to work I go!"
LMAO!!!

Then there's this:
"Officer, will this bumper sticker saying SUPPORT LAW ENFORCEMENT convince you to not ticket me?"
OMG!! ROTF!!!  rotfl 

And the classic:
"My kid beat up your honor student"

Seen any funny ones lately?

102 replies: All unread, showing first 25:
 
User currently offlineAsstChiefMark From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (9 years 1 week 15 hours ago) and read 6415 times:

"Have you slugged your kid today?"

User currently offlineSwisskloten From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (9 years 1 week 15 hours ago) and read 6410 times:

I remember another one:
"I got kicked out of Cub Scouts for eating a Brownie!"


User currently offlineBCAInfoSys From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (9 years 1 week 14 hours ago) and read 6399 times:

My personal favorite: "How bout a deal? Keep religion out of our schools and we won't think in your church."

If only the US was truly the secular state we proclaim to be rather then having the nuts in the religious right with so much damn influence around here. Religion is such a waste of time.  twocents 


User currently offlineN766UA From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 8337 posts, RR: 23
Reply 4, posted (9 years 1 week 14 hours ago) and read 6391 times:

Quoting BCAInfoSys (Reply 3):
Religion is such a waste of time.

A post about bumper stickers and we still manage to drag ridiculous controversy into it. This forum never ceases to amaze me!  silly 

The sticker in my window says "Warning- Driver Sniffs JET-A." Another of my favorites is "Real pilots don't fly Airbus," one which I'm buying to stick in an HP A320 bin!



This Website Censors Me
User currently offlineSearpqx From Netherlands, joined Jun 2000, 4344 posts, RR: 10
Reply 5, posted (9 years 1 week 14 hours ago) and read 6385 times:

On the back window of my pickup
"Doing my Part to Piss off the Religious Right"



"The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity"
User currently offlineIlikeyyc From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 1373 posts, RR: 20
Reply 6, posted (9 years 1 week 14 hours ago) and read 6381 times:

I had one on my old car the read, "If Godliness is next to cleanliness, this car is on its way to Hell."

then there is "Fat people are harder to kidnap"

too many good ones to list.



Fighting Absurdity with Absurdity!
User currently offlineIllusion From Turkey, joined Jun 2005, 49 posts, RR: 0
Reply 7, posted (9 years 1 week 14 hours ago) and read 6379 times:

Usually a taxi sticker here...

I compete with Turkish Airlines...'



just because you can't see it, doesn't mean it isn't there...
User currently offlineMattCLE From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (9 years 1 week 14 hours ago) and read 6366 times:

I remember seeing this one while I was driving home: "I Trust Fox News"

 vomit 

-Matt  Smile


User currently offlineSwisskloten From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (9 years 1 week 14 hours ago) and read 6362 times:

Quoting Illusion (Reply 7):

Ow! I'm LMAO so hard it hurts! Did you ask the taxi driver if he ever did beat the airline?


User currently offlineANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (9 years 1 week 14 hours ago) and read 6361 times:

A local favorite poking fun at Dr. Jerry Prevo - the local Baptist Temple Guru . . .
Annoy Prevo, Think for Yourself

There are others of course . . .

My Kid Beat up Your Honor Student


User currently offlineCFCUQ From Canada, joined Sep 2005, 712 posts, RR: 0
Reply 11, posted (9 years 1 week 14 hours ago) and read 6349 times:

Save a tree, eat a beaver !

User currently offlineUSAFHummer From United States of America, joined May 2000, 10685 posts, RR: 52
Reply 12, posted (9 years 1 week 14 hours ago) and read 6339 times:

"Your kid may be an honor student, but you're a moron"...

Greg



Chief A.net college football stadium self-pic guru
User currently offlineIlikeyyc From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 1373 posts, RR: 20
Reply 13, posted (9 years 1 week 14 hours ago) and read 6335 times:

And I have to add, while this one isn't funny, another one that I like for here in the States:
"If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading this in English, thank a vet!"

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 10):
My Kid Beat up Your Honor Student

Better yet:





Fighting Absurdity with Absurdity!
User currently offlineSFOMEX From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (9 years 1 week 14 hours ago) and read 6335 times:

A classic:

"Friends don't let friends vote Democrat"


User currently offlineDesertJets From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7801 posts, RR: 16
Reply 15, posted (9 years 1 week 14 hours ago) and read 6332 times:

Ass, cash, or grass; nobody rides for free


Stop drop and roll will not save you in hell. --- seen on a church marque in rural Virginia
User currently offlineAMS From United States of America, joined Aug 2003, 1691 posts, RR: 11
Reply 16, posted (9 years 1 week 14 hours ago) and read 6331 times:

Hit me; I've got insurance!

User currently offlineIllusion From Turkey, joined Jun 2005, 49 posts, RR: 0
Reply 17, posted (9 years 1 week 14 hours ago) and read 6316 times:

Quoting Swisskloten (Reply 9):
Ow! I'm LMAO so hard it hurts! Did you ask the taxi driver if he ever did beat the airline?

No need to ask... They don't drive... They flyyyy...  yes 

Cheers  Smile



just because you can't see it, doesn't mean it isn't there...
User currently offlineDfwRevolution From United States of America, joined Jan 2010, 997 posts, RR: 51
Reply 18, posted (9 years 1 week 14 hours ago) and read 6316 times:

" Keep honking, I'm still reloading ... "

User currently offlineUsnseallt82 From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 4891 posts, RR: 52
Reply 19, posted (9 years 1 week 14 hours ago) and read 6313 times:

Quoting Swisskloten (Thread starter):
Best Bumper Sticker You've Ever Seen?

"Keep Honking, I'm Reloading"

and the infamous one...."shit happens"  bigthumbsup 



Crye me a river
User currently offlineAsstChiefMark From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (9 years 1 week 14 hours ago) and read 6299 times:

"My Karma Ran Over Your Dogma"

"My God Can Beat Up Your God"


User currently offlineYooYoo From Canada, joined Nov 2003, 6057 posts, RR: 50
Reply 21, posted (9 years 1 week 13 hours ago) and read 6287 times:

"I found Jesus...he was behind the couch the whole time"

"Born right the first time"



I am so smart, i am so smart... S-M-R-T... i mean S-M-A-R-T
User currently offlineUsnseallt82 From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 4891 posts, RR: 52
Reply 22, posted (9 years 1 week 13 hours ago) and read 6285 times:









Crye me a river
User currently offlineFutureUApilot From United States of America, joined May 2004, 1365 posts, RR: 4
Reply 23, posted (9 years 1 week 13 hours ago) and read 6280 times:



 Smile

-Sam



The Pilot is the highest form of life on Earth!
User currently offlinePPVRA From Brazil, joined Nov 2004, 8971 posts, RR: 39
Reply 24, posted (9 years 1 week 13 hours ago) and read 6270 times:

"Don't Drink and Drive, Smoke and Fly!"

On an old P.O.S. SUV: "Global Warmer"

Disclaimer: I don't smoke anything, lol.

Cheers

[Edited 2005-11-16 02:43:26]


"If goods do not cross borders, soldiers will" - Frederic Bastiat
25 Monorail : "Don't Steal, The Government hates competition" and of course "If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport!"
26 Post contains images Illusion :
27 Post contains images Searpqx : Is that moron still ? He was making a fool of himself back in 84 when I lived there. A local favorite: "Slow down, this ain't the mainland"
28 Post contains images Btriple7 : Priceless. I wonder how much the photographer got for that picture.
29 CaptOveur : I was going to get one for my car that says: Do not tow: This is not an abandoned vehicle.
30 Post contains images Jay767 : "save a mouse eat a pussy"
31 FlyMIA : Saw this one today made me laugh out loud. " DONT DRINK AND DRIVE YOU MIGHT HIT A BUMP AND SPILL THE DRINK"
32 CaptOveur : Cats: The other white meat Ask me about microwaving cats... For fun and profit. Insured by HK (some will get it, some won't)
33 Corey07850 : "Looking for your cat? Try looking under my tires"
34 Post contains images ANCFlyer : Oh, yes, he's still in town - got his ass in a bit of a bind with the numerous houses the "church" owns for "staff" and the city tax assessor . . . .
35 Post contains images StevenUhl777 : Good one... A personal favorite... I like: - If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns - Gun control means using both hands - I love airplane
36 BHMBAGLOCK : More common, "Insured by S&W" A few other goodies: Hang up and Drive Jesus Saves .. and Gretzky scores on the rebound Horn Broken, Watch for Finger C
37 IAH777 : My favorites... "My Son Has Perfect Attendance at Ramsey Unit II" (a prison near Houston) "Welcome to America. Speak English or go back home." "My oth
38 Texan : I'm against the death penalty. Look what happened to Jesus. Speak your mind even if your voice shakes Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers If mon
39 ShyFlyer : I'm not speeding, I'm just flying low
40 Fumanchewd : "What would Scooby Doo?"
41 TACAA320 : "I hate bumper stickers" "My pet is smarter than you honor roll son"
42 Post contains images StevenUhl777 : CLASSIC!!!!!! I LOVE THESE!!!! Anything that is anti-organized religion is a hit with me! Also seen: if you can read this, the bitch fell off...
43 Acho : "Don't drink and drive, your drink may spill"
44 Post contains links and images Jetjack74 : Here are mine. First one's on the back windscreen 2nd one on the bumper
45 Pope : If W won, doesn't that mean that the democrats lost to the village idiot? Twice.
46 Post contains links and images TUNisia :
47 ACDC8 : I've seen: "Pimp parking. All violators will be b!tch slapped" or "My Other Ride Is Your Mom" I thought those were quite funny.
48 Post contains images KBFIspotter : Kris KBFIspotter
49 Post contains images OYRJA : Yeah I saw that one one a car when I was in Atlanta. That was hilarious because those "my kid is a honor student" bumperstickers are so damn gross!
50 Post contains images HAWK21M : Common on Trucks out here. HORN OK PLEASE regds MEL
51 Broke : This one I saw on a car in the Los Angeles area. "For sale cheap, one ex-wife. Just take over payments."
52 Xpat : "Visualize Whirled Peas"
54 Dtwclipper : I always liked "Jesus saves, but Moses invests" Mine: I'm pro opera, and I vote
55 ORFflyer : DRIVER DOES NOT CARRY CASH (He's Married)
56 Post contains images Beefstew25 :
57 SlamClick : I've lived my life without bumper stickers or T-shirts with messages on them, but this one always makes me want to put one on that says: Your dumb bu
58 ScarletHarlot : "Eat shit...10,000 flies can't be wrong" "My other ride is your boyfriend"
59 Traveler_7 : On the one side it was written "Do not follow me, I am nervous" On the other side "Will break the speed in 1 sec."
60 Post contains images Ctbarnes : Berkeley is a great place for bumper sticker spotting: Note: The opinions expressed here do not necessariliy reflect the opinions of Airliners.net or
61 Post contains images TPAnx : Not neccessarily reflecting personal views: "Lord, save me from your followers" "Bad cop, no donut" "No child left behind, they're all going to Iraq"
62 Post contains images XJRamper : I have to say these are all really funny, but I saw one a while ago that sticks in my mind: I see stupid people: Another one of my favorites: I have e
63 IAH777 : Similar: "In Canada, Moosehead is a beer. In Minnesota, its a misdemeanor."
64 Post contains images ANCFlyer : I have this one on my BAFDT . . . .
65 BHMBAGLOCK : Saw another good one earlier today: If Osama was a piece of ass, Clinton would have nailed him.
67 CaptOveur : Right next to the one that says "In search of a drafting partner"
68 TriStarEnvy : Saw this in 1980. "More people have died in Ted Kennedy's car, than in a nuclear reactor."
69 Post contains images 4holer :
70 Amy : "If you're reading this then PAY ATTAENTION TO THE GOD DAMNED ROAD"
71 SkySurfer : A tiny sticker on a bumper that was obviously aimed at tailgaters read : 'Nosy little fucker, aren't we' Luckily i saw it in a car park as i was howli
72 Msh744 : "If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?" -Msh744
73 767Lover : Not really a bumper sticker, but saw it on a spare wheel cover on the back of a Jeep: "Don't Litter. Spay and neuter your pets."
74 Srbmod : Quit tailgating me or I'll flick a booger on your windshield! I used to know Jack Shit. Then I divorced him! Give Blood. Play Hockey!
75 Post contains images Dan2002 :
76 Post contains images MxCtrlr : Seen placed upside down on a car bumper: "Blondes are NOT stupid!" MxCtrlr
77 PanAm330 : Saw this one around this time last year. It made me laugh like hell. "The only Bush I trust is my own."
78 Post contains images Revelation : Similar to others posted above: "I don't have any problems with God It's his fan club I can't stand!" What do veterinarians have to do with reading???
79 DeltaGuy : Fat people do it slower.... Kamakazis do it once Kind of demeaning to the Dems then huh? Losers! DeltaGuy
80 Post contains images Confuscius : 2004 Presidential Election "Lick Bush, Beat Dick"
81 Aloges : That's a nice one.
82 Bill142 : "Yes this is my Ute, and no I won't help you move" Rather good considering I'm always helping people move because I own a ute.
83 IAH777 : Read carefully: "Texas A&M University. Leaders in Argiculture." A favorite in the same region: "Eat more beef. Butcher Bevo." ('Bevo' is the longhorn
84 PanAm330 : I think he met a [war] veteran. But I'm not sure.
85 Gilligan : My favorite of all time: God loves you, everybody else thinks you're an asshole!
86 Post contains images Solarix :
87 S5FA170 : "I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can diet." -Tony
88 Boeing Nut : My favorite when I was living in Florida. Also my all time favorite. But the version I saw was.. Bold print Jesus loves you.... fine print but everyo
89 PPVRA : "Who Would Jesus Bomb?" - saw that one last night Cheers
90 Cosec59 : "Actually I DO own the road" "How's my driving? Ring 0800 D.I.L.I.G.A.F"
91 Boeing744 : LOL, one of the people down the street from me has that one. One of my favourites that another person that lives near me has is; "If is nae Scottish.
92 Post contains links and images Garri767 :
93 Post contains images Daleaholic :
94 Post contains images Checkraiser : One of my favs: "Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free!"
95 MidnightMike : Best one that I saw was in London, I should have bought it When going out drinking. 1-3 beers you speak English 3-5 beers you speak Irish-English 7-9
96 Theredbaron : On my Wife s Mini van: "51% ANGEL, 49% BITCH DONT PUSH IT! Also I am Printing this for our political presidential 2006 campaign (sorry its local and s
97 Post contains images Zone1 : "Stop Continental Drift" I saw this two years ago in California.
98 CMHSRQ : I tried to contain myself but had to escape.
99 MIA : "Keep honking i'm reloading" "am i driving safely? call 1800-up-yours" "dont steal: the government hates competition"
100 Post contains images MD11junkie : "Your claxon will not make an Airplane out of my car, drop it" LOL Cheers! Gastón - The MD11 Junkie
101 Post contains images Marambio : "Thieves refrain: Government does not allow competition!" Saludos, Marambio
102 Aviation : I have allways liked this one: If you can read this you are a nosey little bugger arn't you! Cheers,
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