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My Roommate Ate An Elephant

DLKAPA From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (4 years 2 weeks 7 hours ago) and read 459 times:

And of course it inevitably came time to pass, and yesterday morning I awoke to find the biggest piece of sh*t I've ever seen in the annals of sh*tdom, still in the toilet. At first, I thought he just forgot to flush but when I talked to him he'd sworn he had. Guess what that means...Clogged toilet.

Pieces of this thing are still in the toilet and he's refusing to plunge the damn thing out, thinking that every time we flush (it drains slowly so at least we can flush piss out...eventually) it's fixing the problem... which is completely wrong, probably just making it worse.

Suggestions?

Edit: I just sent my roommate a clear message that it needs to be done - Now he has to clean out two people's sh*t Big grin

[Edited 2005-11-17 22:25:33]

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9VSPO From United Kingdom, joined May 2008, 61 posts, RR: 1
Reply 1, posted (4 years 2 weeks 6 hours ago) and read 434 times:

Thanks for sharing this story. You win the prize for the most useless post on a.net. bigthumbsup

Cosec59 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (4 years 2 weeks 6 hours ago) and read 429 times:

Do you reckon this post should be dumped then Mr M ?

AA61Hvy From United States, joined Nov 1999, 13211 posts, RR: 68
Reply 3, posted (4 years 2 weeks 6 hours ago) and read 410 times:

Give him a laxative, so it will come out liquid next time

Go big or go home

FlyAUA From Austria, joined May 2005, 4180 posts, RR: 60
Reply 4, posted (4 years 2 weeks 6 hours ago) and read 388 times:

Quoting DLKAPA (Thread starter):
Suggestions?

1 bit of advice... Industrial strength chemicals

Quoting DLKAPA (Thread starter):
I just sent my roommate a clear message that it needs to be done - Now he has to clean out two people's sh*t

LOL

[Edited 2005-11-17 23:09:58]

Not drinking, also isn't a solution!

Ilikeyyc From United States, joined Dec 2003, 1373 posts, RR: 23
Reply 5, posted (4 years 2 weeks 5 hours ago) and read 360 times:

Reading this post just made my day!!!! I haven't laughed this hard in a while.

I'm so glad I no longer have roommates!!

I think your roommate is going to have to sacrifice a pluger and use a lot of Drano to clear this up. Or, What if your roomie poured an entire bottle of laxitive in the toilet? Would that clear the problem?

At least your roomie isn't as retarded as one of my friends. He took a picture of his big $h*t with a camera phone and sent it to me and some other people.

Fighting Absurdity with Absurdity!

DLKAPA From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (4 years 2 weeks 4 hours ago) and read 331 times:

Apparantly his continuous flushing actually solved the problem. Let the city of Durango deal with it now.

MiCorazonAzul From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (4 years 2 weeks 1 hour ago) and read 294 times:

Quoting DLKAPA (Thread starter):

and may I ask why on EARTH you are starting a thread about something so digusting? ugh.. yuck

DLKAPA From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (4 years 2 weeks ago) and read 270 times:

Quoting MiCorazonAzul (Reply 7):
and may I ask why on EARTH you are starting a thread about something so digusting? ugh..

It reminded me of you Wink

MiCorazonAzul From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (4 years 2 weeks ago) and read 269 times:

Quoting DLKAPA (Reply 8):
It reminded me of you

...........WHATEVER....... talktothehand

HAWK21M From India, joined Jan 2001, 27796 posts, RR: 61
Reply 10, posted (4 years 1 week 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 247 times:

You still wear it biggrin

regds
MEL

Think of the brighter side!

Aerorobnz From Rwanda, joined Feb 2001, 4147 posts, RR: 11
Reply 11, posted (4 years 1 week 6 days 20 hours ago) and read 231 times:

Even the best of us pass a brick that can't be shifted from time to time.

Oldeuropean From Germany, joined May 2005, 1240 posts, RR: 3
Reply 12, posted (4 years 1 week 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 220 times:

Quoting DLKAPA (Thread starter):
My Roommate Ate An Elephant

Quoting DLKAPA (Thread starter):
Pieces of this thing are still in the toilet and he's refusing to plunge the damn thing out

So, what`s the problem?
Take possession of the tusks.
Ivory is very precious. When he realises that you gonna make so much money out of his shit, it will make him mad.

Axel rotfl

1. Et ees wie et ees! 2. Et kÃ¼tt wie et kÃ¼tt! 3. Un et hÃ¤tt noch emmer joot jejange!

Omoo From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (4 years 1 week 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 177 times:

Quoting DLKAPA (Thread starter):
Guess what that means...Clogged toilet.

call your local plumber. He will gladly do it for a $$$$ ! I thought elephant hunting was banned? is your roommate a poacher? or just trying to be Dr.Livingstone ?

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