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Ever Been Caught Short?  
User currently offline9VSPO From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 1576 times:

Ever been in the middle of nowhere and felt the call of nature or somewhere where you really needed to go desperately but were unable to? What did you do?  Wink  Big grin

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User currently offlineCosec59 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 1563 times:

It happened at MAN once. Just by the second runway. I just used your pocket  Wow!

User currently offlineDLKAPA From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 1559 times:

Couple times out at DRO, just got behind my car so air traffic wouldn't see it and let nature do her thing.

User currently offline9VSPO From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 1557 times:

Ok this is gross but one night I had been to a concert and I got the bus home. It was a double decker and I was upstairs at the back and the upper deck was empty so................  yes 

User currently offlineBigOrange From United States of America, joined Apr 2004, 2365 posts, RR: 3
Reply 4, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 1487 times:

So you are the one responsible for the smell of pee on all buses around MAN??

User currently offlineHAWK21M From India, joined Jan 2001, 31684 posts, RR: 56
Reply 5, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 1464 times:

Manage to find a Location Always  biggrin 
regds
MEL



Think of the brighter side!
User currently offlineStevenUhl777 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 1 day 2 hours ago) and read 1451 times:

Many times, mainly due to poor timing after too many at happy hour. I find a less populated spot and do my thing. #1, that is...

User currently offline9VSPO From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 23 hours ago) and read 1412 times:

Quoting BigOrange (Reply 4):
So you are the one responsible for the smell of pee on all buses around MAN??

Just one...and it was about 20 years ago.
 Wink


User currently offlineIAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 4
Reply 8, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 17 hours ago) and read 1369 times:

You haven't lived until you've pinched a loaf in public. Or so I've heard.  Smile

User currently offlineJush From Germany, joined Apr 2005, 1636 posts, RR: 3
Reply 9, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 16 hours ago) and read 1356 times:

In the netherlands on the way to Ameland (island on the Netherlands coast)
Couldn't find a toilet anywhere and we were seriously late for the ferry. Took a sideroad from the main road and just started to pee.
Seriously i thought it was a quiet road in the middle of nowhere but when i started peeing on the side of that narrow road around 20 cars came by in that time including the police (twice). I have never heard so many horns in my life.
Add to that that in front of me two farmers were doing the field  ashamed  .
i couldn't care less in that situation cause when you desperate you just let it go. But after that it was really emberassing but i have a funny story to tell.

Regds
jush



There is one problem with airbus. Though their products are engineering marvels they lack passion, completely.
User currently offlineLTBEWR From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 13115 posts, RR: 12
Reply 10, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 16 hours ago) and read 1351 times:

There are a number of times I had to pee by the side of the road, and in several countries. Just make sure you position you, the car, the car door so cannot show off your pee-pee and make sure you are not peeing against the wind  biggrin 

User currently offlineJafa39 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 9 hours ago) and read 1301 times:

At the AKL spotters car park, needed a pee and there is nowhere to hide there, so I refilled the bottle that had caused the need in the first place, required some gymnastic contortions so as not to be seen!!

User currently offlineSpringbok747 From Australia, joined Nov 2004, 4387 posts, RR: 10
Reply 12, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 9 hours ago) and read 1292 times:

Driving home from University....I was stuck in traffic, it was absolutely miserable.....

Quoting LTBEWR (Reply 10):
make sure you are not peeing against the wind

LOL...good advice  biggrin 



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User currently offlineDesertJets From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7780 posts, RR: 16
Reply 13, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 7 hours ago) and read 1269 times:

While in college I was riding back to Tucson from Nogales after a night of drinking south of the border. About halfway back we pulled off at an off-ramp and I think all the guys in the car relieved themselves.

And there is something very peaceful about taking a whiz along the side of a road in the middle of the night under the desert sky.  relieved 



Stop drop and roll will not save you in hell. --- seen on a church marque in rural Virginia
User currently offlineBigOrange From United States of America, joined Apr 2004, 2365 posts, RR: 3
Reply 14, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 6 hours ago) and read 1247 times:

I once was at Teterboro and got caught short.

I went behind some bushes alongside a railway line, hidden from the road. Right in midflow I see a train coming, but was unable to stop peeing in time  Embarrassment


User currently offlineBill142 From Australia, joined Aug 2004, 8451 posts, RR: 8
Reply 15, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 4 hours ago) and read 1218 times:

Earlier this year some friends and I were road triping to Sydney to see a mate who was stationed at one of the army bases. On the way up we stopped for some Hungry Jacks (Burger King) and it didn't exactly go down to well. By the time we reached the edge of Sydney I was needing to take a dump and it was getting worse by the minute. Thankfully where we needed to go was on the edge so we didn't need to travel too far. By the time we reached the base I was about ready to shit myself. I could barely hold it. I kept saying "I can't take it anymore" and I asked the guard who was checking our ID at the gate where the toilet was. Before he had a chance to say "Over there" I was off running for the toilet. My friends were in hysterics. I got my pants down and before my ass had a chance to touch the seat I was off!. One of the most satisfying moments I had, had in a while.

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