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Tom Cruise:Gulfstream As Wedding Present!  
User currently offlineRootsAir From Costa Rica, joined Feb 2005, 4186 posts, RR: 40
Posted (8 years 11 months 6 days 16 hours ago) and read 3887 times:

Tom cruise has bought a 20 million dollar gulfstream pirvate jet for katie holmes as a wedding gift!
http://www.hindustantimes.com/news/181_1550538,001100020002.htm

Is that what you need to prove your love to a woman ?


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User currently offlineBMIFlyer From UK - England, joined Feb 2004, 8810 posts, RR: 58
Reply 1, posted (8 years 11 months 6 days 16 hours ago) and read 3881 times:

He has way too much money  Wink



Lee



Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own
User currently offlineDTWorBust From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 90 posts, RR: 0
Reply 2, posted (8 years 11 months 6 days 16 hours ago) and read 3879 times:

Tom Cruise is freaky. He finally fired his sister who has been his "publicist" during all this craziness - looks like his old one did a darn good job all those years if these are his true colors!

I used to think he was hot, but the past 6 months he seems like someone on the verge of snapping!



"There's no traffic jam on the extra mile." - My Mom
User currently offlineVSLover From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 1897 posts, RR: 22
Reply 3, posted (8 years 11 months 6 days 16 hours ago) and read 3875 times:

Quoting RootsAir (Thread starter):
Is that what you need to prove your love to a woman ?

i would assume it takes a whole lot to prove your love since due to your homosexuality, you are unable to sexually satisfy your "wife"


User currently offlineYooYoo From Canada, joined Nov 2003, 6057 posts, RR: 50
Reply 4, posted (8 years 11 months 6 days 16 hours ago) and read 3875 times:

How do you cut a jet in half when they divorce in 6 months?  kiss   no 


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User currently offlineAirKas1 From Netherlands, joined Dec 2003, 4006 posts, RR: 55
Reply 5, posted (8 years 11 months 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 3864 times:

Quoting YooYoo (Reply 4):
How do you cut a jet in half when they divorce in 6 months?

Well, that's pretty easy... You take a chainsaw and then you....


User currently offlineDL021 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 11447 posts, RR: 75
Reply 6, posted (8 years 11 months 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 3860 times:

Personally I think that she negotiated herself one hell of a deal.

She confirms that Tom's a hetero so he can continue to play action heros and get the big appeal leading roles, and gives him a child using artificial insemination, and he gives her an airplane and one hell of a prenuptially contracted divorce settlement that ensures she will be living well forever.

I think it's capitalism at its finest. My own assumptions to complement the public record!  stirthepot 

[Edited 2005-11-22 17:20:49]


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User currently offlineUsnseallt82 From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 4891 posts, RR: 52
Reply 7, posted (8 years 11 months 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 3857 times:

Tom Cruise is a wanker. He did one good movie for himself and then got more arrogant than ever before. Why can't the landing gear get stuck on his jet rather than endangering innocent productive CEO's?  Big grin


Crye me a river
User currently offlineEI747SYDNEY From Ireland, joined Oct 2005, 703 posts, RR: 0
Reply 8, posted (8 years 11 months 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 3850 times:

Isn't there talk of a pre-nup????

Rob  wave 



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User currently offlineEA CO AS From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 13647 posts, RR: 62
Reply 9, posted (8 years 11 months 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 3850 times:
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Did anyone catch the recent "South Park" episode where they poked fun at Scientology and his alleged homosexuality? Classic! The best part was that the end credits had everyone associated with the show listed as "John Smith" as a poke at Cruise's history of being litigious when lampooned.


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User currently offlineYooYoo From Canada, joined Nov 2003, 6057 posts, RR: 50
Reply 10, posted (8 years 11 months 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 3843 times:

Quoting Usnseallt82 (Reply 7):
He did one good movie for himself and then got more arrogant than ever before

And what movie was that?  Wink

Quoting AirKas1 (Reply 5):
Well, that's pretty easy... You take a chainsaw and then you....

Where's that smart ass smiley?...there it is ....pointing right at you !!  butthead 

Quoting DL021 (Reply 6):
Personally I think that she negotiated herself one hell of a deal.

She confirms that Tom's a hetero so he can continue to play action heros and get the big appeal leading roles, and gives him a child using artificial insemination, and he gives her an airplane and one hell of a prenuptially contracted divorce settlement that ensures she will be living well forever

Damn, i think you've got it !!  thumbsup 



I am so smart, i am so smart... S-M-R-T... i mean S-M-A-R-T
User currently offlineUsnseallt82 From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 4891 posts, RR: 52
Reply 11, posted (8 years 11 months 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 3842 times:

Quoting EA CO AS (Reply 9):
Did anyone catch the recent "South Park" episode where they poked fun at Scientology and his alleged homosexuality?

Hahaha, hell yes! It was perfect! CNN actually did an article about how they thought this episode might have been over the line. If I find a link, I will post it.

Classic episode though!  bigthumbsup 



Crye me a river
User currently offlineUsnseallt82 From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 4891 posts, RR: 52
Reply 12, posted (8 years 11 months 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 3839 times:

Quoting YooYoo (Reply 10):
And what movie was that?

Ohh.....I'm sure you can figure it out.  bigthumbsup 



Crye me a river
User currently offlineOzarkD9S From United States of America, joined Oct 2001, 5154 posts, RR: 21
Reply 13, posted (8 years 11 months 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 3797 times:

Quoting Usnseallt82 (Reply 12):


Ohh.....I'm sure you can figure it out.

Cocktail?  devil 



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User currently offlineNordair From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (8 years 11 months 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 3787 times:

Quoting EA CO AS (Reply 9):
Did anyone catch the recent "South Park" episode where they poked fun at Scientology and his alleged homosexuality? Classic! The best part was that the end credits had everyone associated with the show listed as "John Smith" as a poke at Cruise's history of being litigious when lampooned.

The episode from start to finish was hilarious! It could only have been better if Nicole had offered to do her own voiceover for her character.


User currently offline777236ER From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (8 years 11 months 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 3784 times:

Quoting RootsAir (Thread starter):
Is that what you need to prove your love to a woman ?

Perhaps it's what you need to prove you're not gay.

Anyway, who gives a fuck what this weirdo does? More jobs for the aviation industry I guess.


User currently offlineBoeing Nut From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (8 years 11 months 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 3753 times:

Quoting 777236ER (Reply 15):
Anyway, who gives a fuck what this weirdo does?

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User currently offlineUSAFHummer From United States of America, joined May 2000, 10685 posts, RR: 52
Reply 17, posted (8 years 11 months 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 3716 times:

Quoting EA CO AS (Reply 9):
Did anyone catch the recent "South Park" episode where they poked fun at Scientology and his alleged homosexuality? Classic!

Yep, now ranks high on my list of favorite SP episodes...so funny!

Greg



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User currently offlineCaptoveur From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (8 years 11 months 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 3706 times:

Quoting RootsAir (Thread starter):
Is that what you need to prove your love to a woman ?

If my woman wanted to get me a Gulfstream I would marry her in a second..


Though I would settle for a Falcon 900 or Citation X


User currently offlineGreasespot From Canada, joined Apr 2004, 3085 posts, RR: 20
Reply 19, posted (8 years 11 months 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 3676 times:

Hell 90 % of the guys in here straight AND Gay would marry him for a Gulfstream....

GS



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User currently offlineEspion007 From Denmark, joined Dec 2003, 1691 posts, RR: 0
Reply 20, posted (8 years 11 months 6 days 9 hours ago) and read 3657 times:

Quoting VSLover (Reply 3):
i would assume it takes a whole lot to prove your love since due to your homosexuality, you are unable to sexually satisfy your "wife"


"Mr. Cruise, you need to come out of the closet"



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User currently offlineN1120A From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 26601 posts, RR: 75
Reply 21, posted (8 years 11 months 6 days 7 hours ago) and read 3624 times:

Quoting RootsAir (Thread starter):
Is that what you need to prove your love to a woman ?

I think it is more about him proving he loves women.

Anyway, isn't this more of a gift for him seeing that he is a pilot?



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User currently offlineUsnseallt82 From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 4891 posts, RR: 52
Reply 22, posted (8 years 11 months 6 days 6 hours ago) and read 3603 times:

Quoting N1120A (Reply 21):
Anyway, isn't this more of a gift for him seeing that he is a pilot?

Possibly, but doubtful. If you had Katie Holmes in the back of your jet, would you be thinking about flying???  Big grin

I know that the straight guys wouldn't be.



Crye me a river
User currently offlineCaptOveur From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 23, posted (8 years 11 months 6 days 6 hours ago) and read 3580 times:

Quoting Usnseallt82 (Reply 22):
If you had Katie Holmes in the back of your jet, would you be thinking about flying???

Probably... I have a feeling she is a bad lay. Plus, I think she is starting to look underfed.

If I get enough hours driving the Gulfstream I can go work for an airline and tag flight attendants.. Assuming there are still some hot ones out there.


Yes, I am straight.


User currently offlineUsnseallt82 From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 4891 posts, RR: 52
Reply 24, posted (8 years 11 months 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 3570 times:

Quoting CaptOveur (Reply 23):
Probably... I have a feeling she is a bad lay. Plus, I think she is starting to look underfed

True. She's probably snorting something on the side anyway, so it might be a weird one.

In that respect, I would put it on autopilot and bring her to the cockpit. (pun intended)  Big grin

Then, I'd let her sleep and fly it myself.



Crye me a river
25 ShyFlyer : In Hollywood, there is always a pre-nup.
26 L-188 : I just hope he didn't get that jet from the same people that sold Nike theirs.
27 Omoo : " I pulled out my gun......."
28 N1120A : Well, this IS Tom Cruise we are talking about. BTW, Katie is not all that attractive.
29 L-188 : You know there is an old story of a Texas oil millionare that wanted to get rid of his wife, but didn't want to deal with the hassels and costs of a
30 Tom in NO : A banana bike with training wheels would have been a lot more appropriate. Tom at MSY
31 Post contains images BartiniMan : duhhh, I dont get it... Can you explain
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