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Top Ten Ways To Help The New Orleans Saints  
User currently offlineMSYtristar From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (9 years 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 2367 times:

More specifically, the Top Ten ways to make the New Orleans Saints more lucrative, entertaining, and competitive:


10. Instead of winning the coin flip, the only way Saints' opponents can get the opening kick-off is to guess the power-ball numbers.



9. Tom Benson allowed to remove shirt in owner's box.



8. Opponents must allow former FEMA Director Michael Brown to construct defensive game plan.



7. Benson Cadillac becomes exclusive dealership for New Orleans police department.



6. Pre-Katrina "dome dogs" mandatory pre-game meal for opponents.



5. Paul Tagliabue is Rex.



4. Instead of sniffing ammonia to alert senses before games, opponents must stick heads in discarded refrigerators on city streets.



3. FEMA trailers instead of hotel rooms for visiting teams.



2. Aaron Broussard controls flow in opponents' locker-room whirlpool.

And the number one way to make the Saints more lucrative, entertaining, and competitive…

1. NFL declares San Antonio the "Official New Orleans landfill."

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User currently offlinePope From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (9 years 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 2363 times:

#1 Move them to San Antonio

User currently offlineMSYtristar From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (9 years 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 2355 times:

Quoting Pope (Reply 1):
#1 Move them to San Antonio

Probably not going to happen. If they go anywere, it would be L.A. But they are going to at least give it a shot here, which is the best thing to do.


User currently offlineCaptOveur From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (9 years 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 2337 times:

Quoting Pope (Reply 1):
#1 Move them to San Antonio

It wouldn't last... I have said it before, there may have been like 68,000 people at their first game in the Alamodome, but I have yet to meet one person who paid to be there. I was in the FRONT ROW and didn't pay a damn dime.


User currently offlineStirling From Italy, joined Jun 2004, 3943 posts, RR: 21
Reply 4, posted (9 years 2 days 20 hours ago) and read 2307 times:

Quoting MSYtristar (Reply 2):
Probably not going to happen. If they go anywere, it would be L.A

The NFL announcement of last week I took as a not too subtle reference on the subject....
The Saints and the NFL will eventually return to LA, but not Louisiana; the other "LA"; Los Angeles.
Sad but true.



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User currently offlineTom in NO From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 7194 posts, RR: 32
Reply 5, posted (9 years 2 days 19 hours ago) and read 2300 times:

It was reported in today's local paper that each of the last three homes games, 2 of which are in Baton Rouge, the other in San Antonio, has only sold roughly 27,500 seats. Sounds like the interest is wearing off in San Antonio..........that and the fact that the class team of that town, the Spurs, are off and running and primed to win another NBA title.

Btw, Steve, tell me you're not paying Letterman's writers for your top 10 list  wink .

#7 was hilarious, btw. And 2 and 3 had me on the floor, as well.

Tom at MSY



"The criminal ineptitude makes you furious"-Bruce Springsteen, after seeing firsthand the damage from Hurricane Katrina
User currently offlineN1120A From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 26709 posts, RR: 75
Reply 6, posted (9 years 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 2288 times:

Actually, how about the City seizes the team using Emminent Domain and the Saints get some decent decisions made?


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