Aleksandar From Serbia, joined Jul 2000, 3229 posts, RR: 34 Posted (7 years 6 months 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 1902 times:
After Gkirk revealed some shocking of Pilot Kaz it seems that his life is under threat. Today, Pilot Kaz officially said that our Kirkie has only two days to live (one and a half, in fact ). Apparently, she already booked a flight for Scotland and prepares herself to kill him in the most brutal way of her choice. So, I have two questions for all A.net members:
1. Should Pilot Kaz forgive poor Kirkie?
2. OK, unfortunately some of A.netters are blood thirsty, so I'm giving you the chance to suggest Pilot Kaz what to do in Scotland this weekend
ClassicLover From Ireland, joined Mar 2004, 4522 posts, RR: 25 Reply 1, posted (7 years 6 months 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 1886 times:
Quoting Aleksandar (Thread starter): 2. OK, unfortunately some of A.netters are blood thirsty, so I'm giving you the chance to suggest Pilot Kaz what to do in Scotland this weekend
A good old fashioned public stoning is in order.
Or draw and quarter him. Either or. Whichever seems more fun
Trent.
I do quite enjoy a spot of flying - more so when it's not in Economy!
Atco2b From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2005, 1114 posts, RR: 8 Reply 2, posted (7 years 6 months 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 1882 times:
Quoting Aleksandar (Thread starter): Apparently, she already booked a flight for Scotland and prepares herself to kill him in the most brutal way of her choice.
With a Boeing model?!
Hey, you want to go out for pizza and some sex? What, you don't like pizza?
Richardnhsv From United States of America, joined Apr 2005, 473 posts, RR: 2 Reply 3, posted (7 years 6 months 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 1879 times:
Just kidding...
"If you've ever had a filet this good, welcome back." - Ruth Fertel
Richardnhsv From United States of America, joined Apr 2005, 473 posts, RR: 2 Reply 6, posted (7 years 6 months 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 1837 times:
A severe lashing perhaps... no, wait, he just might enjoy that too much...
death by exile... send him here... http://www.soayfarms.com/
"If you've ever had a filet this good, welcome back." - Ruth Fertel
Kiwiandrew From New Zealand, joined Jun 2005, 8435 posts, RR: 14 Reply 7, posted (7 years 6 months 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 1833 times:
Quoting Aleksandar (Thread starter): Apparently, she already booked a flight for Scotland and prepares herself to kill him in the most brutal way of her choice.
what's the point in going to Scotland , isn't Gkirk in the Comoros ? ( Hmmm , November in Scotland or November in the Comoros ... I know which I would choose )
Anyway, I dont think she should be too brutal , he might enjoy it too much
Moderation in all things ... including moderation ;-)
Aerobalance From United States of America, joined Sep 2000, 4634 posts, RR: 51 Reply 12, posted (7 years 6 months 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 1790 times:
BigOrange From United States of America, joined Apr 2004, 2358 posts, RR: 3 Reply 13, posted (7 years 6 months 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 1777 times:
Richardnhsv From United States of America, joined Apr 2005, 473 posts, RR: 2 Reply 16, posted (7 years 6 months 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 1730 times:
It's where he is known and loved...
"If you've ever had a filet this good, welcome back." - Ruth Fertel
Airlinelover From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 5580 posts, RR: 27 Reply 24, posted (7 years 6 months 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 1597 times:
I can see it now..
"Gkirk passed away on this, the 25th of November. The reasons for his passing are yet unclear, although rumors of a certain British girl taking her revenge seem to be favored by the locals. Gkirk has requested that he be creamated, and his ashes spread on the local farm. Funeral services will be held at the Bo Peep Pasture, and many sheep and people are expected to attend."
Rest In Piece(s) Kirkie!
Chris
Lets do some sexy math. We add you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply
25 FlyAUA: Nah!!! I'm thinking of something slow and painful... will get back to you on this one! LOL Very subtle now, arent we?
26 ME AVN FAN: subtle ? well, it sounds almost canibalistic ! - the compromise would be to force him to > live in Germany > study in Germany > learn driving in Germ
27 Aleksandar: That sounds interesting but.... Only herbal tea and dairy products for the next decade. to work there full-time
28 Doona: What about the sheep of Ireland? Or the rest of the world? They also demand retribution! Let's tie him up, send him of to ICAST, the International Cr
31 Thom@s: God, I've wandered into some low quality soap series here... "Push the red button now to make the GKirk vs Kaz threads go away" Rats, there is no red
32 Bill142: No one should be hurt. Nature is our friend. Save Kirkie, Shoot a fat chick! Signed Civil Libertarians But in my opinion... go for gold girl..
33 Skidmarks: I think she should marry him and make him suffer like the rest of us! Andy
35 Aviation: Yes! How dare anyone touch kirkie...... lol ....after all those animals and fat people..... Cheers,
36 OYRJA: I only got one word to this matter: NO!!!!!!
37 ME AVN FAN: I just have amended and improved that PIKIP (Program for the Improvement of Kirkie's Individual Personality) : - the compromise would be to force him
38 Doona: Eat lamb? Would you eat your wife/girlfriend/husband/boyfriend? That's just cruel! Cheers Mats
39 TupolevTu154: I'm missing someting big here... what did Kirk actualy do to Kaz? *ponders* Tom
40 NoelG: See: Pilot Kaz Caught In Shocking Pose With Boeing (by Gkirk Nov 24 2005 in Non Aviation)
41 ME AVN FAN: no idea about that either, but thought that a program for his improvement might be appropriate anyway !
42 NoelG: Anyway, isn't Kirkie's two days about up? Or has Kaz got stuck up in the wilds of Scotland with the arctic weather up there?
43 ME AVN FAN: that "model" possibly was of chocolate or marzipan ?
44 NoelG: Trust me lots of us were there when she bought it - that ain't no marzipan I had no idea before these "leaked" photos how a 777 could have more than
47 NoelG: Being married to an Ann Summers Party Organiser I really shouldn't be!
48 MD-90: The International Crimes Against Sheep Tribunal has proof, Kirkie!
49 Aer Lingus: GKirk! if you still have time to flee. Now is your time go and hide in Moffat or go to the Bunker in Fife or flee to DUB where our crew are here to pr
50 Doona: So you would harbour those who have commited crimes against sheep? What kind of sick, demented, twisted person are you? Cheers Mats
51 TupolevTu154: Hmmm... Needs more kerosine... You should try Concorde's Kaz, more matured flavour, complete with shelf dust... Tom
52 ME AVN FAN: that can take many many many years ! just wonder what kind of accomodation you offer him `? he is a student, so that your accomodation may be too exp
53 Mir: A marzipan 777 would in be tasty though.... Oh Kaz, look what you've started.... -Mir
54 TupolevTu154: Mwahaha! The aircraft massacre! Tom
55 ME AVN FAN: well, he for the moment apparently is banned. But only temporarily and can return as soon as he promises to "improve"
56 Pilot kaz: I have been drunkard all weekend so have not been able to compile a cunning plan..... When he gets back I will hit him where it hurts.... On His Toe!!
57 Nordair: He has a heart? He has balls? My education never ends.
58 Aleksandar: According to this unscientific poll, you can do to Kirkie whatever you want as long as it hurts him and as long as you provide some pics later.
59 Doona: You can learn something new about Gkirk every day! Cheers Mats
60 Thom@s: "Should Pilot Kaz Spare Gkirk's Life" I wanna say no. The tw*t took me off his RU list after all these years. Whatever happend to... ...RESPECT!? Thom