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A.net Poll: Should Pilot Kaz Spare Gkirk's Life  
User currently offlineAleksandar From Serbia, joined Jul 2000, 3236 posts, RR: 31
Posted (8 years 10 months 1 day 19 hours ago) and read 2318 times:

After Gkirk revealed some shocking of Pilot Kaz it seems that his life is under threat. Today, Pilot Kaz officially said that our Kirkie has only two days to live (one and a half, in fact  crying  ). Apparently, she already booked a flight for Scotland and prepares herself to kill him in the most brutal way of her choice. So, I have two questions for all A.net members:

1. Should Pilot Kaz forgive poor Kirkie?
2. OK, unfortunately some of A.netters are blood thirsty, so I'm giving you the chance to suggest Pilot Kaz what to do in Scotland this weekend  stirthepot 

I'll go first. They should  kiss  and forgive.


R-E-S-P-E-C-T
60 replies: All unread, showing first 25:
 
User currently offlineClassicLover From Ireland, joined Mar 2004, 4636 posts, RR: 23
Reply 1, posted (8 years 10 months 1 day 19 hours ago) and read 2302 times:

Quoting Aleksandar (Thread starter):
2. OK, unfortunately some of A.netters are blood thirsty, so I'm giving you the chance to suggest Pilot Kaz what to do in Scotland this weekend

A good old fashioned public stoning is in order.

Or draw and quarter him. Either or. Whichever seems more fun  Smile

Trent.



I do quite enjoy a spot of flying - more so when it's not in Economy!
User currently offlineAtco2b From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2005, 1114 posts, RR: 7
Reply 2, posted (8 years 10 months 1 day 19 hours ago) and read 2298 times:

Quoting Aleksandar (Thread starter):
Apparently, she already booked a flight for Scotland and prepares herself to kill him in the most brutal way of her choice.

With a Boeing model?!



Hey, you want to go out for pizza and some sex? What, you don't like pizza?
User currently offlineRichardnhsv From United States of America, joined Apr 2005, 473 posts, RR: 2
Reply 3, posted (8 years 10 months 1 day 19 hours ago) and read 2295 times:

 tombstone 

Just kidding...



"If you've ever had a filet this good, welcome back." - Ruth Fertel
User currently offlineRedDragon From United Kingdom, joined Jul 2004, 1135 posts, RR: 6
Reply 4, posted (8 years 10 months 1 day 19 hours ago) and read 2273 times:

ClassicLover speaks the truth - for it is truth that will save! Repent, all ye who preach that GKirk should enjoy deliverance!



Ahem.


User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24936 posts, RR: 56
Reply 5, posted (8 years 10 months 1 day 19 hours ago) and read 2270 times:

I'm prepared for any punishment coming my way
PS. Shouldn't this be in Polls and Preferences? Big grin

[Edited 2005-11-24 16:19:59]


When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineRichardnhsv From United States of America, joined Apr 2005, 473 posts, RR: 2
Reply 6, posted (8 years 10 months 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 2253 times:

A severe lashing perhaps... no, wait, he just might enjoy that too much...
death by exile... send him here...
http://www.soayfarms.com/

 biggrin   duck 



"If you've ever had a filet this good, welcome back." - Ruth Fertel
User currently offlineKiwiandrew From New Zealand, joined Jun 2005, 8565 posts, RR: 13
Reply 7, posted (8 years 10 months 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 2249 times:
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Quoting Aleksandar (Thread starter):
Apparently, she already booked a flight for Scotland and prepares herself to kill him in the most brutal way of her choice.

what's the point in going to Scotland , isn't Gkirk in the Comoros ? ( Hmmm , November in Scotland or November in the Comoros ... I know which I would choose )

Anyway, I dont think she should be too brutal , he might enjoy it too much



Moderation in all things ... including moderation ;-)
User currently offlineNighthawk From UK - Scotland, joined Sep 2001, 5157 posts, RR: 33
Reply 8, posted (8 years 10 months 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 2249 times:

Pilot Kaz: when does your flight land? Ill pick ya up and show you where GKirk lives......

DIE KIRKIE DIE........muhahahahaha



That'll teach you
User currently offlineRedDragon From United Kingdom, joined Jul 2004, 1135 posts, RR: 6
Reply 9, posted (8 years 10 months 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 2243 times:

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 5):
Shouldn't this be in Polls and Preferences?

I was tempted to ask this myself, but decided it'd be far too unoriginal, unfunny and moronic to be worthy of anyone's attention  Wink


User currently offlineNoelg From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (8 years 10 months 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 2237 times:

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 5):
I'm prepared for any punishment coming my way

I'm sure you are - but I don't think whips and chains is what Kaz had in mind!

Oh and for 99% of A.netters, do post the pictures afterwards!

Noel.

[Edited 2005-11-24 16:33:13]

User currently offlineAleksandar From Serbia, joined Jul 2000, 3236 posts, RR: 31
Reply 11, posted (8 years 10 months 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 2214 times:

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 5):
Shouldn't this be in Polls and Preferences?

 no 



R-E-S-P-E-C-T
User currently offlineAerobalance From United States of America, joined Sep 2000, 4682 posts, RR: 46
Reply 12, posted (8 years 10 months 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 2206 times:

Cut his heart out and eat it.


"Sing a song, play guitar, make it snappy..."
User currently offlineBigOrange From United States of America, joined Apr 2004, 2365 posts, RR: 3
Reply 13, posted (8 years 10 months 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 2193 times:

Cut his balls off and stuff them in his mouth.

User currently offlineKiwiandrew From New Zealand, joined Jun 2005, 8565 posts, RR: 13
Reply 14, posted (8 years 10 months 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 2157 times:
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Quoting BigOrange (Reply 13):
Cut his balls off and stuff them in his mouth.

subtle , yet effective



Moderation in all things ... including moderation ;-)
User currently offlineMir From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 21637 posts, RR: 55
Reply 15, posted (8 years 10 months 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 2154 times:

Quoting Richardnhsv (Reply 6):
death by exile... send him here...
http://www.soayfarms.com/

You think that'd really kill him? Ok, maybe death by joy...  duck   Smile

-Mir



7 billion, one nation, imagination...it's a beautiful day
User currently offlineRichardnhsv From United States of America, joined Apr 2005, 473 posts, RR: 2
Reply 16, posted (8 years 10 months 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 2146 times:

It's where he is known and loved...


"If you've ever had a filet this good, welcome back." - Ruth Fertel
User currently offlineDL021 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 11447 posts, RR: 75
Reply 17, posted (8 years 10 months 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 2136 times:
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I told the boy he needed to go underground....now the natives are chasing him through the village with torches.....

run forrest run!

Quoting Kiwiandrew (Reply 14):
Quoting BigOrange (Reply 13):
Cut his balls off and stuff them in his mouth.

subtle , yet effective

My thoughts exactly...



Is my Pan Am ticket to the moon still good?
User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24936 posts, RR: 56
Reply 18, posted (8 years 10 months 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 2130 times:

I told you I'm always being picked on!  Wink


When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineSrbmod From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (8 years 10 months 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 2116 times:

Off with his head!

Signed,

The Sheep Population of Scotland and Northern England


User currently offlineAleksandar From Serbia, joined Jul 2000, 3236 posts, RR: 31
Reply 20, posted (8 years 10 months 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 2106 times:

Quoting Noelg (Reply 10):
Oh and for 99% of A.netters, do post the pictures afterwards!

That is really mean.

Quoting BigOrange (Reply 13):
Cut his balls off and stuff them in his mouth.



Quoting Kiwiandrew (Reply 14):
subtle , yet effective



Quoting DL021 (Reply 17):
My thoughts exactly...

Highly uneffective. Who died of two Tic Tacs?



R-E-S-P-E-C-T
User currently offlineDL021 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 11447 posts, RR: 75
Reply 21, posted (8 years 10 months 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 2095 times:
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Quoting Aleksandar (Reply 20):


Quoting DL021 (Reply 17):
My thoughts exactly...

Highly uneffective. Who died of two Tic Tacs?

damn, brother...I don't believe I'da told that......

's funny as hell tho..... rotfl 



Is my Pan Am ticket to the moon still good?
User currently offlineME AVN FAN From Switzerland, joined May 2002, 13920 posts, RR: 25
Reply 22, posted (8 years 10 months 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 2092 times:

Quoting Aleksandar (Thread starter):
1. Should Pilot Kaz forgive poor Kirkie?

-
as I am against the death penalty, I would urge her to forgive and them
to  kiss  each other  yes 


User currently offlineYooYoo From Canada, joined Nov 2003, 6057 posts, RR: 50
Reply 23, posted (8 years 10 months 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 2038 times:

Quoting ME AVN FAN (Reply 22):
as I am against the death penalty, I would urge her to forgive and them
to each other

...and post pics thereafter as noted above, or

.....shove a 777 up his ass and ask him who is mama is !!

Don't forget to pack your "models" Kaz  Wink



I am so smart, i am so smart... S-M-R-T... i mean S-M-A-R-T
User currently offlineAirlinelover From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 5580 posts, RR: 22
Reply 24, posted (8 years 10 months 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 2013 times:

I can see it now..

"Gkirk passed away on this, the 25th of November. The reasons for his passing are yet unclear, although rumors of a certain British girl taking her revenge seem to be favored by the locals. Gkirk has requested that he be creamated, and his ashes spread on the local farm. Funeral services will be held at the Bo Peep Pasture, and many sheep and people are expected to attend."


Rest In Piece(s) Kirkie!

Chris



Lets do some sexy math. We add you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply
25 Post contains images FlyAUA : Nah!!! I'm thinking of something slow and painful... will get back to you on this one! LOL Very subtle now, arent we?
26 ME AVN FAN : subtle ? well, it sounds almost canibalistic ! - the compromise would be to force him to > live in Germany > study in Germany > learn driving in Germ
27 Post contains images Aleksandar : That sounds interesting but.... Only herbal tea and dairy products for the next decade. to work there full-time
28 Doona : What about the sheep of Ireland? Or the rest of the world? They also demand retribution! Let's tie him up, send him of to ICAST, the International Cr
30 Post contains images VS772LR : Go ahead Kaz. Kick his ass! -VS772LR
31 Post contains images Thom@s : God, I've wandered into some low quality soap series here... "Push the red button now to make the GKirk vs Kaz threads go away" Rats, there is no red
32 Bill142 : No one should be hurt. Nature is our friend. Save Kirkie, Shoot a fat chick! Signed Civil Libertarians But in my opinion... go for gold girl..
33 Post contains images Skidmarks : I think she should marry him and make him suffer like the rest of us! Andy
34 Post contains images Gkirk :
35 Aviation : Yes! How dare anyone touch kirkie...... lol ....after all those animals and fat people..... Cheers,
36 OYRJA : I only got one word to this matter: NO!!!!!!
37 ME AVN FAN : I just have amended and improved that PIKIP (Program for the Improvement of Kirkie's Individual Personality) : - the compromise would be to force him
38 Doona : Eat lamb? Would you eat your wife/girlfriend/husband/boyfriend? That's just cruel! Cheers Mats
39 Post contains images TupolevTu154 : I'm missing someting big here... what did Kirk actualy do to Kaz? *ponders* Tom
40 Post contains links and images NoelG : See: Pilot Kaz Caught In Shocking Pose With Boeing (by Gkirk Nov 24 2005 in Non Aviation)
41 ME AVN FAN : no idea about that either, but thought that a program for his improvement might be appropriate anyway !
42 NoelG : Anyway, isn't Kirkie's two days about up? Or has Kaz got stuck up in the wilds of Scotland with the arctic weather up there?
43 ME AVN FAN : that "model" possibly was of chocolate or marzipan ?
44 Post contains images NoelG : Trust me lots of us were there when she bought it - that ain't no marzipan I had no idea before these "leaked" photos how a 777 could have more than
45 ME AVN FAN : I am shocked !
46 Post contains images Skidmarks : Gosh, you ARE naive Noel Andy
47 Post contains images NoelG : Being married to an Ann Summers Party Organiser I really shouldn't be!
48 Post contains images MD-90 : The International Crimes Against Sheep Tribunal has proof, Kirkie!
49 Post contains images Aer Lingus : GKirk! if you still have time to flee. Now is your time go and hide in Moffat or go to the Bunker in Fife or flee to DUB where our crew are here to pr
50 Post contains images Doona : So you would harbour those who have commited crimes against sheep? What kind of sick, demented, twisted person are you? Cheers Mats
51 Post contains images TupolevTu154 : Hmmm... Needs more kerosine... You should try Concorde's Kaz, more matured flavour, complete with shelf dust... Tom
52 ME AVN FAN : that can take many many many years ! just wonder what kind of accomodation you offer him `? he is a student, so that your accomodation may be too exp
53 Post contains images Mir : A marzipan 777 would in be tasty though.... Oh Kaz, look what you've started.... -Mir
54 Post contains images TupolevTu154 : Mwahaha! The aircraft massacre! Tom
55 ME AVN FAN : well, he for the moment apparently is banned. But only temporarily and can return as soon as he promises to "improve"
56 Pilot kaz : I have been drunkard all weekend so have not been able to compile a cunning plan..... When he gets back I will hit him where it hurts.... On His Toe!!
57 Post contains images Nordair : He has a heart? He has balls? My education never ends.
58 Post contains images Aleksandar : According to this unscientific poll, you can do to Kirkie whatever you want as long as it hurts him and as long as you provide some pics later.
59 Doona : You can learn something new about Gkirk every day! Cheers Mats
60 Post contains images Thom@s : "Should Pilot Kaz Spare Gkirk's Life" I wanna say no. The tw*t took me off his RU list after all these years. Whatever happend to... ...RESPECT!? Thom
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