AA61Hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13975 posts, RR: 59 Reply 6, posted (7 years 5 months 3 weeks 10 hours ago) and read 1684 times:
Reminds me of George Costanza:
"Spicy Mustard"
Now for the tri-fecta. (Pulls out a mini-tv while eating a pastrami on rye)
FlyAUA From Austria, joined May 2005, 4604 posts, RR: 57 Reply 7, posted (7 years 5 months 3 weeks 10 hours ago) and read 1682 times:
Hmmm let me think...
a) Ice cubes and nipples - Yes
b) Whipped cream and cherries - Yep
c) Licking champagne off bodyparts - Nyuhu
d) Edible underwear courtesy of AnnSummers was also great fun
Pope From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 21, posted (7 years 5 months 3 weeks 7 hours ago) and read 1522 times:
Quoting 9VSPO (Reply 15): Has anyone ever tried that chocolate stuff? Doesn't it ruin the bedsheets?
Buy a cheap shower curtain at Walmart and lay it over the bed before you start. Makes clean up very easy.
By the way dude, you spend way too much time thinking and talking about sex. I guess the old adage is true, those who can do, those who can't talk about it.
Mexicana757 From United States of America, joined Apr 2001, 2957 posts, RR: 30 Reply 22, posted (7 years 5 months 3 weeks 7 hours ago) and read 1506 times:
Have never involved food and sex. But since someone has mentioned doughnuts it has given an idea where to use them on certain part of the body. *cough* ring toss
AA61Hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13975 posts, RR: 59 Reply 23, posted (7 years 5 months 3 weeks 7 hours ago) and read 1492 times:
My girlfriend bought some whipped body lotion. It's lotion that tastes like chocolate but rubs into the skin so its not sticky etc. It tastes awesome I recommend it highly. Sephora.com
CactusA319 From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 2918 posts, RR: 29 Reply 24, posted (7 years 5 months 3 weeks 6 hours ago) and read 1486 times:
I got blown in the kitchen once while cooking my girl dinner. Does that count?
25 LHMARK: Couldn't you have just told her where the toothpicks were?
26 Malb777: I find honey a good one , it takes ages to lick it off. and in the end it is all worth it, ask any guy who has tried it on the appropriate parts {big
27 Canuckpaxguy: Mock not Tim Horton's Mark! He who mocketh the Timmy's products shall be punished upon re-entry to its homeland. You will be sorry for taking Timmy's
30 FlyAUA: That's why you only do it with clean, non-sweaty, non-stinky people
31 Boeing744: FYI, Tim Horton's is a VERY popular chain of Canadian donut and coffee shops.
32 YooYoo: So it is true what they say about people from Boston. Next thing you'll say is that the Bruins have a shot at the cup this year !!
33 Garri767: no offense, but how would you know this? your profile says your male..... Garri767
34 MiCorazonAzul: uh, he's gay babe.......so he was using HIS boyfriend as a bowl...get it? As for the food and sex thing, tried everything and anything.....yea, I had
35 Kennethsk: I used yogurt when I had sex with my BF! Don't ask me how we used it!!! Hahahhaha, Kennethsk
36 ZKSUJ: Steak, Chips and tomato sauce. Mmmmmm!!!
37 ClassicLover: Ice Strawberries Ice cream Chocolate All recommended, and all very good! Trent.
39 Kiwiandrew: yes , but nothing particularly unusual , just the usual things that I suspect everyone tries once in a while chocolate body paint honey strawberries a
40 YooYoo: I was going to bring that up in another post but i didn't in fear of being called a sicko. I've done more with utensils than food Ice Cream very popu
41 FlyAUA: Are you nuts!? On which part of the body? Sicko Mhhhhhhhhmmmm.... Cookie Dough...
42 Kiwiandrew: so have I , you would be amazed what you can do with a pastry brush , a cheese grater or a garlic press .... then again , maybe YooYoo wouldn't be am
43 YooYoo: Don't forget the all important Wisk, in various sizes of course As long as it's not on your nuts!!
44 ClassicLover: lol... the strawberries and ice cream. The ex and I had a romantic night in... Dinner was cooked for me, we watched a movie, had some wine, I banged
45 Kiwiandrew: quite possibly any and all parts ! BTW - does toothpaste count as food ? there are some VERY interesting things you can do with toothpaste and an ele
46 FlyAUA: Oh well, your ex is a very foolish person for letting you go... Nooooooooo... you don't mean nipples do you?! *schocked*
47 Kiwiandrew: I can neither confirm nor deny , I think you will get a lot more fun out of this thread if I just leave some things to your imagination.
48 FlyAUA: Oh, you tease!!! Ok then I will just let my imagination play wild *imagines buzzing toothbrush foaming up an erect nipple *
49 ClassicLover: *laughing* My ex didn't really have any choice in the matter
50 9VSPO: That's disgusting! Which ones???????? No one's tried frankfurters then?
52 AeroWesty: Hmpf, amateurs. You're supposed to go out to dinner before sex ... you never know when you might want to bring the waiter home for dessert.
53 Kiwiandrew: dinner before sex ? can't you multi-task ? some people are just slaves to convention .... ( some others , of course , are just slaves )
54 AeroWesty: (Know any? For a friend, of course ... )
55 Shawn Patrick: What is a vegina? A girl who only has sex w/ vegetables.
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