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User currently offline9VSPO From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (8 years 11 months 4 weeks 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 2058 times:

Ok time for another dirty thread!  Wink  Big grin

Have you ever incorporated food in your sexual activity? Nine and a half weeks...that sort of thing? Big grin

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User currently offlineTFSPhoto From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (8 years 11 months 4 weeks 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 2044 times:

I have to laugh, you do really create some wierd threads.. and i dont mean that in a bad way either..

Cant say ive ever used food as a sexual activity, chocolate and stuff yes, but nothing like your thinking!

Lew


User currently offlineCosec59 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (8 years 11 months 4 weeks 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 2039 times:

ice cubes. BRILLIANT

User currently offline9VSPO From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (8 years 11 months 4 weeks 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 2033 times:

Quoting TFSPhoto (Reply 1):
have to laugh, you do really create some wierd threads

What's wierd about a bit of whipped cream and the odd strawberry???  Big grin


User currently offlineYooYoo From Canada, joined Nov 2003, 6057 posts, RR: 50
Reply 4, posted (8 years 11 months 4 weeks 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 2029 times:

Does eatible fruit flavoured "Emotion Lotion" count?


if so then, yes.

if not then, no



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User currently offlineDaleaholic From UK - England, joined Oct 2005, 3208 posts, RR: 13
Reply 5, posted (8 years 11 months 4 weeks 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 2025 times:

Quoting 9VSPO (Reply 3):
What's wierd about a bit of whipped cream and the odd strawberry???

Yeh, I bet that's all you're using! yes 



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User currently offlineAA61Hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 6, posted (8 years 11 months 4 weeks 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 2024 times:

Reminds me of George Costanza:

"Spicy Mustard"
Now for the tri-fecta. (Pulls out a mini-tv while eating a pastrami on rye)



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User currently offlineFlyAUA From Austria, joined May 2005, 4604 posts, RR: 56
Reply 7, posted (8 years 11 months 4 weeks 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 2022 times:

Hmmm let me think...

a) Ice cubes and nipples - Yes  Smile
b) Whipped cream and cherries - Yep Big grin
c) Licking champagne off bodyparts - Nyuhu  devil 
d) Edible underwear courtesy of AnnSummers was also great fun  Silly



Not drinking, also isn't a solution!
User currently offlineKLMA330 From Canada, joined Feb 2005, 697 posts, RR: 2
Reply 8, posted (8 years 11 months 4 weeks 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 2006 times:

Ben and Jerry's tastes amazing when you're using your boyfriend as the bowl..  Wink

User currently offlineBMIFlyer From UK - England, joined Feb 2004, 8810 posts, RR: 58
Reply 9, posted (8 years 11 months 4 weeks 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 1987 times:

Strawberries
Whipped Cream
Ice Cubes


Thanks  Smile

Lee



Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own
User currently offlineCFCUQ From Canada, joined Sep 2005, 712 posts, RR: 0
Reply 10, posted (8 years 11 months 4 weeks 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 1984 times:

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 6):
Reminds me of George Costanza:

"Spicy Mustard"
Now for the tri-fecta. (Pulls out a mini-tv while eating a pastrami on rye)

Har ! One of my favorite Seinfeld's ever !  bigthumbsup 


User currently offlineLHMARK From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 46
Reply 11, posted (8 years 11 months 4 weeks 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 1984 times:

We like to use Tim Hortons glazed donuts and their deee-licious chili.

Signed,
Yoo Yoo and Canuckpaxguy



"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller
User currently offlineQuestAir From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 367 posts, RR: 0
Reply 12, posted (8 years 11 months 4 weeks 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 1973 times:

Quoting LHMARK (Reply 11):
We like to use Tim Hortons glazed donuts and their deee-licious chili.

What exactly are Tim Hortons? I was in Buffalo last week and saw a bunch of them all over the place.



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User currently offlineFlyAUA From Austria, joined May 2005, 4604 posts, RR: 56
Reply 13, posted (8 years 11 months 4 weeks 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 1972 times:

Quoting LHMARK (Reply 11):
Yoo Yoo and Canuckpaxguy

 eek 



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User currently offlineYooYoo From Canada, joined Nov 2003, 6057 posts, RR: 50
Reply 14, posted (8 years 11 months 4 weeks 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 1963 times:

Quoting LHMARK (Reply 11):
We like to use Tim Hortons glazed donuts and their deee-licious chili.

Signed,
Yoo Yoo and Canuckpaxguy

 rotfl 

Ya, the secret is how we glaze the donuts!!  Wink



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User currently offline9VSPO From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (8 years 11 months 4 weeks 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 1947 times:

Has anyone ever tried that chocolate stuff? Doesn't it ruin the bedsheets? Big grin

User currently offlineYooYoo From Canada, joined Nov 2003, 6057 posts, RR: 50
Reply 16, posted (8 years 11 months 4 weeks 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 1940 times:

Dammit!!

Screw the food and bed sheets.... baby oil on a waterbed mattress....end of story !!

:D



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User currently offlineSA006 From South Africa, joined Sep 2003, 1883 posts, RR: 54
Reply 17, posted (8 years 11 months 4 weeks 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 1901 times:

Quoting Daleaholic (Reply 5):
Yeh, I bet that's all you're using!

Pah , check your age mate. Although I would be contradicting myself by saying that  Wink

-SA006



Proudly South African
User currently offlineKiwiinOz From New Zealand, joined Oct 2005, 2165 posts, RR: 5
Reply 18, posted (8 years 11 months 4 weeks 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 1894 times:

Back at university I was with a girlfriend in my room and some friends opened the door and threw an egg at my head.

Not sure if this counts


User currently offlineJAGflyer From Canada, joined Aug 2004, 3568 posts, RR: 4
Reply 19, posted (8 years 11 months 4 weeks 1 day 19 hours ago) and read 1888 times:

Does sexual chocolate count?
Body shots?
Whipped Cream Big grin Big grin



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User currently offlineLHMARK From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 46
Reply 20, posted (8 years 11 months 4 weeks 1 day 19 hours ago) and read 1880 times:

Whipped Cream = not a good idea. Body heat breaks it down and curdles it, and the stuff tastes frickin' nasty mixed with sweat and, um, other fluids.


"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller
User currently offlinePope From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (8 years 11 months 4 weeks 1 day 19 hours ago) and read 1862 times:

Quoting 9VSPO (Reply 15):
Has anyone ever tried that chocolate stuff? Doesn't it ruin the bedsheets?

Buy a cheap shower curtain at Walmart and lay it over the bed before you start. Makes clean up very easy.

By the way dude, you spend way too much time thinking and talking about sex. I guess the old adage is true, those who can do, those who can't talk about it.


User currently onlineMexicana757 From United States of America, joined Apr 2001, 3047 posts, RR: 28
Reply 22, posted (8 years 11 months 4 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 1846 times:

Have never involved food and sex. But since someone has mentioned doughnuts it has given an idea where to use them on certain part of the body.  devil   devil  *cough* ring toss  rotfl  laughing 

User currently offlineAA61Hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 23, posted (8 years 11 months 4 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 1832 times:

My girlfriend bought some whipped body lotion. It's lotion that tastes like chocolate but rubs into the skin so its not sticky etc. It tastes awesome  Wink I recommend it highly. Sephora.com

It won't let me post the picture, so here is a link.
http://www.sephora.com/browse/product.jhtml?id=P60313&categoryId=B70



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User currently offlineCactusA319 From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 2918 posts, RR: 25
Reply 24, posted (8 years 11 months 4 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 1826 times:

I got blown in the kitchen once while cooking my girl dinner. Does that count?

25 LHMARK : Couldn't you have just told her where the toothpicks were?
26 Malb777 : I find honey a good one , it takes ages to lick it off. and in the end it is all worth it, ask any guy who has tried it on the appropriate parts {big
27 Canuckpaxguy : Mock not Tim Horton's Mark! He who mocketh the Timmy's products shall be punished upon re-entry to its homeland. You will be sorry for taking Timmy's
28 Nancy : Hubbard squash= bad idea
29 Nordair : Food IS my sex life!
30 Post contains images FlyAUA : That's why you only do it with clean, non-sweaty, non-stinky people
31 Post contains images Boeing744 : FYI, Tim Horton's is a VERY popular chain of Canadian donut and coffee shops.
32 Post contains images YooYoo : So it is true what they say about people from Boston. Next thing you'll say is that the Bruins have a shot at the cup this year !!
33 Garri767 : no offense, but how would you know this? your profile says your male..... Garri767
34 Post contains images MiCorazonAzul : uh, he's gay babe.......so he was using HIS boyfriend as a bowl...get it? As for the food and sex thing, tried everything and anything.....yea, I had
35 Kennethsk : I used yogurt when I had sex with my BF! Don't ask me how we used it!!! Hahahhaha, Kennethsk
36 Post contains images ZKSUJ : Steak, Chips and tomato sauce. Mmmmmm!!!
37 ClassicLover : Ice Strawberries Ice cream Chocolate All recommended, and all very good! Trent.
38 Post contains images FlyAUA : Which one was your favourite and why?
39 Kiwiandrew : yes , but nothing particularly unusual , just the usual things that I suspect everyone tries once in a while chocolate body paint honey strawberries a
40 Post contains images YooYoo : I was going to bring that up in another post but i didn't in fear of being called a sicko. I've done more with utensils than food Ice Cream very popu
41 Post contains images FlyAUA : Are you nuts!? On which part of the body? Sicko Mhhhhhhhhmmmm.... Cookie Dough...
42 Post contains images Kiwiandrew : so have I , you would be amazed what you can do with a pastry brush , a cheese grater or a garlic press .... then again , maybe YooYoo wouldn't be am
43 Post contains images YooYoo : Don't forget the all important Wisk, in various sizes of course As long as it's not on your nuts!!
44 Post contains images ClassicLover : lol... the strawberries and ice cream. The ex and I had a romantic night in... Dinner was cooked for me, we watched a movie, had some wine, I banged
45 Post contains images Kiwiandrew : quite possibly any and all parts ! BTW - does toothpaste count as food ? there are some VERY interesting things you can do with toothpaste and an ele
46 Post contains images FlyAUA : Oh well, your ex is a very foolish person for letting you go... Nooooooooo... you don't mean nipples do you?! *schocked*
47 Kiwiandrew : I can neither confirm nor deny , I think you will get a lot more fun out of this thread if I just leave some things to your imagination.
48 Post contains images FlyAUA : Oh, you tease!!! Ok then I will just let my imagination play wild *imagines buzzing toothbrush foaming up an erect nipple *
49 Post contains images ClassicLover : *laughing* My ex didn't really have any choice in the matter
50 Post contains images 9VSPO : That's disgusting! Which ones???????? No one's tried frankfurters then?
51 Post contains images YooYoo : Why not go straight for Kelbasa!!
52 Post contains images AeroWesty : Hmpf, amateurs. You're supposed to go out to dinner before sex ... you never know when you might want to bring the waiter home for dessert.
53 Post contains images Kiwiandrew : dinner before sex ? can't you multi-task ? some people are just slaves to convention .... ( some others , of course , are just slaves )
54 Post contains images AeroWesty : (Know any? For a friend, of course ... )
55 Shawn Patrick : What is a vegina? A girl who only has sex w/ vegetables.
56 Post contains images Diamond :
57 Cosec59 : The rolling pin
58 Saintsman : Food and sex? I use meat and two veg all the time!
59 Post contains images NZPM : LOL
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