Planespotting From United States of America, joined Apr 2004, 3290 posts, RR: 7 Posted (6 years 2 months 1 week 5 days 2 hours ago) and read 1905 times:
Oh the quote's you can come up with...
"I will take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner, and NEVER CALL HER AGAIN!" - Champ Kind
"Dorothy Mantooth is a SAINT!! A SAINT!" - Wes Mantooth, lunging at Champ
"Oh..it's so hot..*drinking from a carton of milk*...milk was a bad choice" - Ron Burgandy
"I killed a man with a Trident" - Brick Tamland
"She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again." - Brian Fantana
"Why don't you go back to your home on WHORE ISLAND!?" - Ron Burgandy
"They've done studies you know- 60% of the time, it works every time." - Brian Fantana
Newark777 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 9348 posts, RR: 40 Reply 1, posted (6 years 2 months 1 week 5 days 2 hours ago) and read 1902 times:
"Women's brains are 1/3 the size of men's. It's science." Or something like that.
"My apartment is full of leatherbound books and smells of rich mohogany."
Waterpolodan From United States of America, joined Feb 2005, 1649 posts, RR: 6 Reply 2, posted (6 years 2 months 1 week 5 days 2 hours ago) and read 1895 times:
"Don't act like you're not impressed!"
"I don't know if you heard me counting, but I did over 1000"
"Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48, and am what some people call mentally retarded"
NorCal From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 2281 posts, RR: 4 Reply 3, posted (6 years 2 months 1 week 5 days 2 hours ago) and read 1890 times:
"Where did you get a grenade?"
"Whammey!"
"Where did you get those suits.....the toilet store?"
"Como estan bitches!"
Edit: and who can forget this classic
"Aw come on, you've got to be kidding me....this is getting ri-goddamndiculous!"
[Edited 2005-12-02 03:40:39]
"Rapid decompression leads to involuntary exiting of the Aircraft"
Newark777 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 9348 posts, RR: 40 Reply 5, posted (6 years 2 months 1 week 5 days 2 hours ago) and read 1882 times:
JetsGo From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 2766 posts, RR: 6 Reply 6, posted (6 years 2 months 1 week 5 days 2 hours ago) and read 1878 times:
It's called Sex Panther. Illegal in nine countries.
Looks like we have ourselves a bi-lingual blood fest here.
What the hell bro, did you just throw a burrito at me?
SpinalTap From New Zealand, joined Mar 2005, 440 posts, RR: 0 Reply 7, posted (6 years 2 months 1 week 5 days 2 hours ago) and read 1871 times:
I need this machine so I can watch a tape for a story.
I'm using the tape.
I'm showing Jeffrey my Emmy tape. We are watching history.
Mr. Burgundy, I'm a professional, and I would like to be able to do my job.
Big deal! I am very professional!
Mr. Burgundy, you are acting like a baby.
I'm not a baby, I am a man. I am an anchorman!
You are not a man. You are a big fat joke!
I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.
I will have you know that I have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your entire body, sir!
You are a smelly pirate hooker!
You look like a blueberry.
Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?
Well, you have bad hair.
What did you say?
I said your hair looks stupid.
- Let 'em work it out!
- It's between the two of them!
[Edited 2005-12-02 03:55:59]
"I get what they call a stipend, a stipend is like money but its such as small amount they don't really call it money"
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