OzarkD9S From United States of America, joined Oct 2001, 4784 posts, RR: 22 Posted (8 years 1 week 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 840 times:
...WARNING: If you think GW Bush is the greatest thing since light beer you may be slightly offended!
A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender.
The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him,
"What's your IQ?"
The man replies "150," and the robot proceeds to make conversation about
global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, bio mimicry,
environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and
The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool."
He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and
comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the
perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"
The man responds, "about a 100."
Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football,
NASCAR, baseball, super models, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot
one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks,
"What's your IQ?"
The man replies, "Ah, um, 50, I think."
And the robot says... real slowly, "So............... ya gonna vote for
Ozark Flies Your Way, Coast To Coast and Border To Border
Kiwiandrew From New Zealand, joined Jun 2005, 8444 posts, RR: 14 Reply 1, posted (8 years 1 week 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 830 times:
thanks for an oldie , but a goodie .... of course , it's ok for you to post a joke like that 'cos you are American ... I can only imagine the reaction if I had posted it - with a Belgian flag on my profile and being a 'nuclear-free' New Zealander
Moderation in all things ... including moderation ;-)