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The Total Crap Thead!  
User currently offlineOYRJA From Denmark, joined Feb 2007, 78 posts, RR: 14
Posted (9 years 1 week 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 1860 times:

This thread is ment as a total junk thread where you can come out with agressions and if something pisses you off or something just made you happy  Smile
So I will start... Why the hell is the weather in Denmark always so damn crappy during Christmas? It's so friggin damn annoying that year after year we get rain on Christmas eve.  grumpy 

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User currently offlineWillo From United Kingdom, joined Dec 2003, 1352 posts, RR: 12
Reply 1, posted (9 years 1 week 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 1845 times:

Why can't ar**o*e driver get their headlights fixed. At least 1 in 10 cars is driving around with only one main beam light working. The other night I had some clown come up behind me with full beam on. At the first opportunity I jumped out and went and had words with the driver. When they switched the full beam off it turned out they had just one sidelight that worked. They followed me (less full beam) for another 12 miles with everyone coming in the opposite direction flashing them!  Angry

User currently offlineNighthawk From UK - Scotland, joined Sep 2001, 5182 posts, RR: 33
Reply 2, posted (9 years 1 week 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 1840 times:

this thread pisses me off........

That'll teach you
User currently offlineMyt332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 70
Reply 3, posted (9 years 1 week 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 1832 times:

Why the fnck won't my ears un pop? Anoying the siht out of me.

One Life, Live it.
User currently offlineSeptember11 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 3623 posts, RR: 21
Reply 4, posted (9 years 1 week 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 1762 times:

Anyone know what happened to him shortly after this picture was taken?

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Photo © Simon F Gregory

Hint: click picture to read photo description

Airliners.net of the Future
User currently offlineAeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 20822 posts, RR: 62
Reply 5, posted (9 years 1 week 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 1753 times:

Some days I really just hate the insert photo function.

International Homo of Mystery
User currently offlineGo3Team From United States of America, joined Mar 2004, 3267 posts, RR: 16
Reply 6, posted (9 years 1 week 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 1752 times:

I'd like to send a big F U to the people responsible for me being stuck in snowy NY.

Yay Pudding!
User currently offlineJap From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (9 years 1 week 1 day 4 hours ago) and read 1734 times:

I'm pissed that national express couldn't get me to STN on time...

a delay resulted in me, not making it to check-in- I arrived at 17:40, just 10 minutes after check-in closed for my flight to CPH. The next flight was at 7:15 the next morning; I couldn't afford the transport to and the price for a hotel, my boyfriend lived 3 hours away (3 hours in each direction = only two hours to get sleep and spend time with him), he couldn't get up to STN to keep me company, I couldn't get a hold of anyone near STN who could have me staying for a night...

so it all resulted in a VERY long and sleepless night in STN... NONE of their chairs have movable armrests, so I had to sleep on a table and a chair (I was told not to sleep on the floor)... not very pleasant :-P

National Express refused to give me food vouchers, money for a hotel or ANYTHING else because the delay was less than 2 hrs... so I lived off chocolate, calls back and forth to my boyfriend and a cup of coffee Big grin

NatEx and STN will always give me nightmares from now on I think  Sad

User currently offlineStlgph From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 9515 posts, RR: 26
Reply 8, posted (9 years 1 week 1 day 2 hours ago) and read 1701 times:

Billy Joel mentions everyone in that song....except me!

if assumptions could fly, airliners.net would be the world's busiest airport
User currently offlineNighthawk From UK - Scotland, joined Sep 2001, 5182 posts, RR: 33
Reply 9, posted (9 years 1 week 23 hours ago) and read 1674 times:

the "do you want to win an ipod" adverts on a.net piss me off, they crash my browser every time they appear.......send processor usage up to 100% and eventually the browser just frustrates me so i close it.

please remove them a.net...

That'll teach you
User currently offlineJafa39 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (9 years 1 week 22 hours ago) and read 1665 times:

I hate with all my soul the pop ups, well more "slide ons" that appear on the NZ Herald online edition, If I was ever likely to want whatever the advert, with its nauseatingly smug mpeg, was selling, well, I don't f***ing want it now, bastards!

User currently offlineSeb146 From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 11796 posts, RR: 15
Reply 11, posted (9 years 1 week 21 hours ago) and read 1652 times:

People that complain piss me off


Life in the wall is a drag.
User currently offlinePMN From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2005, 563 posts, RR: 0
Reply 12, posted (9 years 1 week 20 hours ago) and read 1635 times:

Quoting Seb146 (Reply 13):
People that complain piss me off

Is that a complaint?

Having already waited a week for my new laptop to arrive, being told I now have to wait another week pisses me off. REALLY pisses me off.

Having said that, I finally have some time off work, which means I get to stay in one place for longer than 2 days and drink myself senseless for the next 3 weeks. That makes me happy Smile


Edith in his bed, a plane in the rain is humming, the wires in the walls are humming some song - some mysterious song
User currently offlineBill142 From Australia, joined Aug 2004, 8466 posts, RR: 8
Reply 13, posted (9 years 1 week 20 hours ago) and read 1634 times:

I'd like to be able to sign cheques at work.

User currently onlineDoona From Sweden, joined Feb 2005, 3772 posts, RR: 13
Reply 14, posted (9 years 1 week 20 hours ago) and read 1629 times:

Quoting September11 (Reply 4):

OMG?! Is that Gkirk?


Sure, we're concerned for our lives. Just not as concerned as saving 9 bucks on a roundtrip to Ft. Myers.
User currently offlineBirdwatching From Germany, joined Sep 2003, 3836 posts, RR: 51
Reply 15, posted (9 years 1 week 20 hours ago) and read 1626 times:

Why the FCUK is printer ink so hellishly expensive? Those arseholes sell you the printer at a blowout price and then when you need to replace the cartridge they charge the pants off of you.

[Edited 2005-12-14 12:54:31]

All the things you probably hate about travelling are warm reminders that I'm home
User currently offlineNoUFO From Germany, joined Apr 2001, 7966 posts, RR: 12
Reply 16, posted (9 years 1 week 19 hours ago) and read 1610 times:

I support the right to arm bears
User currently offlineUTA_flyinghigh From Tunisia, joined Oct 2001, 6495 posts, RR: 50
Reply 17, posted (9 years 1 week 19 hours ago) and read 1607 times:

Where is that stupid Flying Poo Platinum card ? Rhaaaaaaaaaaaa !

UTA  checkeredflag 

Fly to live, live to fly - Air France/KLM Flying Blue Platinum, BMI Diamond Club Gold, Emirates Skywards
User currently offlineJkw777 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (9 years 1 week 18 hours ago) and read 1587 times:

Why the FCUK can't Xmas be done with so A) I can go to MIA, SXM & SJU and B) I can start making moves to leave my house and move to a nice apartment with my partner.

Also, why the FCUK are my clients so FCUKING stupid and ask soo many dumb FCUKING questions!

Justin  Smile

User currently offlineUsnseallt82 From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 4891 posts, RR: 52
Reply 19, posted (9 years 1 week 17 hours ago) and read 1569 times:

I hate supid people. They're everywhere........when you drive, when you're in the store, etc. And when they're not stupid, I hate f*cking idiots pushing their ideologies on people when they haven't look at anyone elses.

That, and I hate country music.

Crye me a river
User currently offlineKPDX From United States of America, joined Dec 2005, 2776 posts, RR: 2
Reply 20, posted (9 years 1 week 16 hours ago) and read 1566 times:

I regret that I joined airliners.net!  devil 
lol just playin wink 

View my aviation videos on Youtube by searching for zildjiandrummr12
User currently offlineManuCH From Switzerland, joined Jun 2005, 3012 posts, RR: 46
Reply 21, posted (9 years 1 week 15 hours ago) and read 1544 times:

I want a Sony AIBO but it's too expensive, and it annoys me to see it on the web site instead of in my apartment. YES I am crazy!  hissyfit 

Never trust a statistic you didn't fake yourself
User currently offlineJap From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (9 years 1 week 14 hours ago) and read 1526 times:

Quoting Jkw777 (Reply 18):
I can start making moves to leave my house and move to a nice apartment with my partner.

Oh, thanks for getting me going, Justin!  grumpy 

WHY can't I find a job in London and WHY is my doctor taking so long to find a friggin date for a healthcheck?! AAAARGGH!!!!!

I just wanna move to London, damnit!  hissyfit 

User currently offlinePilot kaz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 23, posted (9 years 1 week 14 hours ago) and read 1516 times:

Quoting Jap (Reply 22):

I just wanna move to London, damnit!

That means going on the tube all by yourself  Wink

User currently offlineJafa39 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (9 years 1 week 12 hours ago) and read 1492 times:

Quoting Jkw777 (Reply 18):
Also, why the FCUK are my clients so FCUKING stupid and ask soo many dumb FCUKING questions!

So you can have a job and appear intelligent  Wink

25 Post contains images WellHung : Sometimes it is just too easy... Don't forget when you look in the mirror!
26 Post contains images Jkw777 : I guess it makes sense to a degree, but some of them are literally retarded! To get obscenely lost in the Hollywood Hills..... And never come back...
27 Post contains images Jap : At least you won't run away from me then
28 Post contains images Usnseallt82 : Gee...............................................that was original.
29 Post contains images WellHung : Figured I had to dumb it down... we all know that people who join the military are just too dumb to get into college. [Edited 2005-12-14 21:04:31]
30 Post contains images Pilot kaz : you should run faster
31 Post contains images Usnseallt82 : Yeah, that makes perfect sense. Your mother must be so proud. Until then,
32 Post contains images WellHung : You seem confused - why am I not surprised? Not sure what my mother has to do with this conversation. You probably don't, either. You may be in the N
33 Usnseallt82 : I'm confused as to why your little brain continues to function. Must be the mothership's energy. Unfortunately, she spawned you so she has everything
34 Post contains images TheCoz : Usnseallt82 is a chemistry set. Here he is with his friends.
35 Post contains images Usnseallt82 : The Air Force coined it perfectly....."Loss of situational awareness." Thank God these idiots are only midshipmen right now.
36 Post contains links Gatorman96 : http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2258970 I guess Donovan McNabb is no longer black because he doesn't like to run! The NAACP, ACLU, and PET
37 StuckinMAF : I've never seen a more appropriately titled thread! Now THAT'S funny, I don't care who you are! I hate people that quote too much!
38 Post contains images Thom@s : I wasn't really upset about anyone or anything when I first opened the thread. But now I must admit I'm kinda fed up with this fella... Thom@s
39 Post contains images Usnseallt82 : That's appropriate though.........most of us are fed up with the fella who uses him.
40 Post contains images WellHung :
41 Post contains images KiwiNanday : Yet they're the ones who'll die so you don't become some little bitch with no rights. Get a life.
42 Post contains images Usnseallt82 : Ahh, little William. Such a perfect example of the need to thin out the gene pool.
43 Post contains images Jap : it's not my fault you run into a totally stuffed full train and the door closes right in front of me... and that I don't understand your sign languag
44 Post contains images WellHung : I guess from your perspective, you're right. If there were more people like me, you'd have an even greater inferiority complex. And rightly so, consi
45 Post contains images Pilot kaz : I was pointing towards the next station not to the ground . If your going to move to london you must learn how to run onto stuffed tube trains in 3 s
46 Post contains images Usnseallt82 : Wait...........let me put my complex aside before I write..........................errrrrr........................................ohhhhh.............
47 WellHung : It's quite presumptuous and arrogant for you to think I care about what you do or do not take seriously. Although you may feign otherwise, the fact t
49 Post contains images OYRJA : As Dolph from the danish television programme says your all 100% Assholes.
50 Logan22L : Well, the purpose of this thread has been achieved. It sure is total crap.
51 Post contains images TheCoz : Not quite, we need more crap.
52 Post contains images BristolFlyer : So why are they crap? BF
54 Post contains images TheCoz : Good, we're getting closer. still not enough. Sorry if you're using a modem.
55 Post contains images Usnseallt82 : hahaha
56 Post contains images Cadet57 : ya, umm no comment, but i'll remember you at basic training that im fighting for my country so i can protect your rights to call us idiots. Im pissed
57 Post contains images Jap : OK, I get it, I GET IT! Meanie..!
58 Post contains images Logan22L : Now that's crap! I'd hit that. Signed, Superfly
59 Post contains links BNE : From: McDonald's For Breakfast.... (by EA CO AS Dec 13 2005 in Non Aviation) Now that must be total crap. How is it that Thomas could be complaining a
60 Post contains images Thom@s : "Hurry, we're catching up with the twat who made this thread!" Thom@s
61 StuckinMAF : I showed my daughter some of the pictures that you all posted on here and she really got a kick out of them and wants to see more! I like them becaus
62 Post contains images TheCoz : Oh good, a request for more crap. I'm not sure where I find all this crap. It's the internet, I guess it's just all over the place really.
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