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User currently offlineLHMARK From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 46
Posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 1956 times:

What I'd like to see A.netters get for Christmas:

S12PPL: A new striped shirt, so he can really blend in at football games and at Foot Locker

OYRJA: A new pair of manly shoes, and a theft of his clogs

Yyz717: A few gallons of glass cleaner to improve his view of the lake

Falcon84: A padded toilet seat

KROC: Paul LoDuca behind the plate, and a new Grand Prix fender

Pilot Kaz: An American Standard Fender Strat

Yoo Yoo: An instruction manual for his radio thing

Aa61hvy: A velvet Jimi Hendrix poster and a black light

SRYguy: Laid

Mika: A new set of lungs after huffing on that water pipe all day

MD-90: The Rosa Parks Story

BNE: A trip to non-commercial America

Sabena332: The David Hasselhof box set, and two seats on the first base line at a Yankee game

ANCflyer: A few new varieties of beer


"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller
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User currently offlineUsnseallt82 From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 4891 posts, RR: 52
Reply 1, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 1946 times:

Quoting LHMARK (Thread starter):
What I'd like to see A.netters get for Christmas:

hahaha  bigthumbsup 



Crye me a river
User currently offlineTriStarEnvy From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 2265 posts, RR: 3
Reply 2, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 1940 times:

For Superfly:
A gas card w/no limit for the Lincoln.

For PHLBOS:
A 1970 Mercury Maurauder w/0 miles on it.

For all the UT fans:
A Rose Bowl victory!!!!!!!!!!!!



If you don't stand for SOMETHING, you'll fall for ANYTHING.
User currently offlineUsnseallt82 From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 4891 posts, RR: 52
Reply 3, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 1933 times:

Quoting TriStarEnvy (Reply 2):
For all the UT fans:
A Rose Bowl victory!!!!!!!!!!!!

 checkmark  checkmark  checkmark  checkmark  checkmark  checkmark  checkmark  checkmark  checkmark  checkmark  checkmark  checkmark 



Crye me a river
User currently offlinePilot kaz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 1924 times:

Quoting LHMARK (Thread starter):

Pilot Kaz: An American Standard Fender Strat

Silver in first class post please  Silly


User currently offlineYooYoo From Canada, joined Nov 2003, 6057 posts, RR: 50
Reply 5, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 1909 times:

Quoting LHMARK (Thread starter):
Yoo Yoo: An instruction manual for his radio thing

 biggrin 


It's called a scanner...and i'll take two manuals, you never know eh?



I am so smart, i am so smart... S-M-R-T... i mean S-M-A-R-T
User currently offlineDaleaholic From UK - England, joined Oct 2005, 3208 posts, RR: 13
Reply 6, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 1900 times:

For Garri767:
A new printer!



Religion is an illusion of childhood... Outgrown under proper education.
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 1895 times:

Quoting LHMARK (Thread starter):
SRYguy: Laid



User currently offlineDoona From Sweden, joined Feb 2005, 3771 posts, RR: 13
Reply 8, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 1872 times:

What do I get?  shy 

Cheers
Mats



Sure, we're concerned for our lives. Just not as concerned as saving 9 bucks on a roundtrip to Ft. Myers.
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 1853 times:

Quoting Doona (Reply 8):
What do I get?

This



User currently offlineAA61Hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 10, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 1850 times:

Mark no steroid rip?
----


Signed,
JCS17



Go big or go home
User currently offlineDoona From Sweden, joined Feb 2005, 3771 posts, RR: 13
Reply 11, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 1830 times:

Quoting KROC (Reply 9):
This

Nice. A rock. Is it perhaps a K rock?  eek 

And the Worst-pun-in-the-world Award goes to me!!!

Cheers
Mats



Sure, we're concerned for our lives. Just not as concerned as saving 9 bucks on a roundtrip to Ft. Myers.
User currently offlineLHMARK From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 46
Reply 12, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 1813 times:

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 10):
Mark no steroid rip?

Come on, we gotta consider your other interests as well.



"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller
User currently offlineDL021 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 11447 posts, RR: 75
Reply 13, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 1803 times:

LHMark A gift certificate to the Vermont Teddy Bear Company.


Is my Pan Am ticket to the moon still good?
User currently offlineScarletHarlot From Canada, joined Jul 2003, 4673 posts, RR: 56
Reply 14, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 1801 times:

Superfly A bevy of Zaftig ladies  Smile


But that was when I ruled the world
User currently offlineDL021 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 11447 posts, RR: 75
Reply 15, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 1783 times:

Quoting ScarletHarlot (Reply 14):
Superfly A bevy of Zaftig ladies

April...I'm pretty sure he's ok with regular FBGs (think Queen for the acronym solution there) if we can't find any whatever-it-was-you-said...

 Wink



Is my Pan Am ticket to the moon still good?
User currently offline9VSPO From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 1774 times:

Some lubricant and a dildo.

Signed,
99.9% of Anet.


User currently offlineSrbmod From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 1751 times:

Logan22L:


DL021:


KROC:


MattD:


DLKAPA:


User currently offlineIlikeyyc From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 1373 posts, RR: 20
Reply 18, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 6 days 7 hours ago) and read 1725 times:

Quoting LHMARK (Thread starter):
OYRJA: A new pair of manly shoes, and a theft of his clogs

Its more likely he will get coal in his clogs rather than new shoes.

theCoz: a chemistry set

KROC: new strikeout and knock out pictures



Fighting Absurdity with Absurdity!
User currently offlinePilot kaz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 6 days 6 hours ago) and read 1714 times:

OK heres a list!

A340600: A phone with Signal on it!!

GKirk: Blow Up Doll

Vaporlock: Surgar!

Sabena332: Electric Beer opener

Superfly: Viagra

ANCflyer: make you look Younger pills

KaddyUK: Take That gig Tickets

OYRJA: Simpson's Clogs

Jap: All day london Travel Card!

LHMARK: Food vouchers

TheCoz & Kiwinanday: "How to create Funny and amusing A.net posts, The ultimate Guide Book!"

Matt27: A Mirror to see how stunning he looks!  Wink

FlyAUA: a Play mate


User currently offlineSrbmod From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 6 days 6 hours ago) and read 1704 times:

Quoting Pilot kaz (Reply 19):
GKirk: Blow Up Doll



User currently offlineTheCoz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 6 days 3 hours ago) and read 1668 times:

Quoting Pilot kaz (Reply 19):
TheCoz & Kiwinanday: "How to create Funny and amusing A.net posts, The ultimate Guide Book!"

I heard that books comes 50% off with the purchase of "How to break a Fender, The Basics Guide-Book to learning to play guitar"

 duck 


User currently offlineANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 6 days 2 hours ago) and read 1650 times:

Quoting Srbmod (Reply 20):

Brilliant . . .


User currently offlineDoona From Sweden, joined Feb 2005, 3771 posts, RR: 13
Reply 23, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 5 days 22 hours ago) and read 1612 times:

Quoting Srbmod (Reply 20):

Aww, jeez, I bought by friend one of those for his birthday...  Sad Last I heard it was broken. "It was already broken when I took it out of the box," he claims. Yeah, right! I shudder to think what he did to the poor thing.

Cheers
mats



Sure, we're concerned for our lives. Just not as concerned as saving 9 bucks on a roundtrip to Ft. Myers.
User currently offlineMatt27 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (8 years 10 months 1 week 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 1597 times:

Quoting Doona (Reply 23):
Aww, jeez, I bought by friend one of those for his birthday

A friend?.....SURE  scratchchin 

 Big grin


25 Post contains images Doona : It's true! I may be part Scottish, but I'm not bloody Gkirk! Cheers Mats
26 Post contains images Kiwiandrew : which part ?
27 Post contains images Matt27 :
28 Post contains images Doona : Let's just say it's supposed to be covered by a kilt Cheers Mats
29 Kiwiandrew : WARNING: VERY OLD JOKE COMING UP: How do you tell what clan a Scotsman is from ? You reach up under his kilt and have a feel - if it's a 1/4 pounder
30 Myt332 : Pilot_Kaz: Fire Extinguisher EzyAirbus: Fire Extinguisher Singapore_Air: Fire Extinguisher
31 KROC : Nice!
32 DL021 : ouch... Nah....the classics are the best....
33 Post contains images Texan : FlyAUA The Man Pillow LHMark A case of Shiner Bock, brewed with an attitude KROC The Mets competing with the rest of the NL past May Falcon84 A profes
34 Post contains images ME AVN FAN : we should NOT insult Gkirk as long as he is banned. We can indulge in this as soon as he is back ! Suppose he is almost exploding when reading all th
35 Srbmod : That's the best time, as he can't fire back. They say not to kick a man when he's down. Dammit, that's the best time!
36 ME AVN FAN : I am in favour of fairness -- even in case of Gkirk
37 Post contains images BR715-A1-30 : Gah!!! That looks like a lump of coal there Doona.. I would know, I get that in my stocking every year
38 N1120A : Don't forget his lifetime supply of Mountain Dew Code Red A lady with junk in the trunk and large ta tas myt332: A T-Shirt that says "No, I am not 12
39 767Lover : B744F and Logan22L: "The Art of the Deal" book on tape (just so they can hear The Donald's voice narrating it)
40 Post contains images Logan22L : OK, lumping me in with B744F!??! Now you've crossed the line!
41 Post contains images Ilikeyyc : TedTAce
42 NWADC9 : Kiwinanday: "How to Post for Dummies" and an "I'm not 10!" t-shirt Citizens of Crapchester: Snow. Lots and lots of snow. Those whiney Scots: Their fre
43 Post contains images TPASXM787 : ok....a few.... YooYoo: ANCFlyer: LHMARK: KROC:
44 AA777 : For Matt27, A toolkit. -AA777
45 Post contains images FlyAUA : Awwww that's so considerate of you
46 Post contains images Logan22L : JCS17:
47 767Lover : Corporations very, very bad.
48 Post contains images ANCFlyer : COulda been worse . . . at least she knows who I am, so what if I'm old enough to be her Father . . . . . . You're on! My Hero
49 Post contains images FlyAUA : To do what?
50 Post contains images BNE : Thanks for thinking of me, does it include airfare. USAFHummer A winning sports team. MattD A white Christmas so he'll know what a real winter is all
51 Post contains images DL021 : Logan is not as nutty as B744F....but he is a socialist and needs the therapy! Well, she is about the age of your typical date these days...... You da
52 Post contains images Srbmod : He'd use it in under an hour (30 minutes or more would be a miracle).... For Ilikeyyc:
53 Post contains images AA61Hvy : Logan22L: So maybe then he can stop stealing my jokes
54 Post contains images Matt27 : Yeah, I need to get that toothbrush holder up on the wall.
55 Post contains images Logan22L : AA61Hvy: To counteract the effects of the juice.
56 Post contains images S12PPL : Mark, you are too kind! Thanks pal! lol. Actually, it's almost baseball season...So you might have to amend that soon!
57 Post contains images FlyAUA : I never knew that toothbrush holders also provided people with....... ah nevermind Hahaha
58 Post contains images 9VSPO : Signed, FlyAUA.
59 Post contains images DL021 : Wow...that's so considerate of you to loan him yours....... I'm assuming you've given up?
60 Post contains images Ilikeyyc : Hmmm.....I think that would make good toilet paper! Thanks for thinking of me, now here's your present:
61 Post contains images FlyAUA : Atcually Big Ben is much betterr
62 DLKAPA : Anybody wanna dump 200 NW shares on Khalala777/Lhr001?
63 YooYoo : Thanks!! But after last nights game, i'll use that shirt to start a fire. ...under the asses of these over paid idiots!!!! ARGHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
64 KROC : BNE - The ability to appreciate timeless classic material.
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