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The Onion: New TSA Guidelines  
User currently offlineMikey711MN From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 1411 posts, RR: 8
Posted (9 years 5 months 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 1498 times:



I plan on living forever. So far, so good...
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User currently offlineRedngold From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 6907 posts, RR: 42
Reply 1, posted (9 years 5 months 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 1466 times:

I have a doctor's note... wait... that's for MEDS, not MACHETES.

Up, up and away!
User currently offlineSlider From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 7033 posts, RR: 33
Reply 2, posted (9 years 5 months 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 1419 times:


Love the Onion.

User currently offlineDesertJets From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7842 posts, RR: 14
Reply 3, posted (9 years 5 months 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 1414 times:

Vermont and New York cheddars can be brought on board, but not Wisconsin cheddar -- by far the sharpest cheese in the cheddar family.

 bigthumbsup  I like that one.

Stop drop and roll will not save you in hell. --- seen on a church marque in rural Virginia
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