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That Dead Hooker Smell  
User currently offlineTheCoz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 2341 times:

The trunk of my car smells like a dead hooker. Anyone know how to get rid of it?

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User currently offlineANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 2334 times:

Remove the body . . . . .



Just a guess . . .  wink 


User currently offline3DoorsDown From United States of America, joined Oct 2005, 376 posts, RR: 0
Reply 2, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 2331 times:

How many dead hookers have you smelled exactly?  biggrin 

User currently offlineMDorBust From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 2327 times:

Do it like the pros.

Strip out the lineing and wash the bare metal with a diluted solution of bleach and water. Individually spot clean any smelly spots in the lineing material as necessary before replaceing.


User currently offlineLesMainwaring From United States of America, joined Dec 2005, 543 posts, RR: 3
Reply 4, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 2324 times:

trade in your car for a new ride


I want something under my wheels thats plenty long and mighty dry --- Vern Demarest
User currently offlineDL021 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 11447 posts, RR: 75
Reply 5, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 2319 times:

Stop loaning your car to Norm MacDonald for starters.....

....and start stealing your material from Bill Hicks like the pros do.....



Is my Pan Am ticket to the moon still good?
User currently offlineTheCoz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 2311 times:

ANCFlyer, your suggestion may work best, but that's a lot of work.

Quoting 3DoorsDown (Reply 2):
How many dead hookers have you smelled exactly?

I lost count after the first 20 or so. Sorry about that.

Quoting MDorBust (Reply 3):
Strip out the lineing and wash the bare metal with a diluted solution of bleach and water. Individually spot clean any smelly spots in the lineing material as necessary before replaceing.

That would require taking all three hookers out -- way too much work.

Quoting LesMainwaring (Reply 4):
trade in your car for a new ride

You think they'll notice?


User currently offlineStuckinMAF From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 2311 times:

Heh heh, you guys are joking about it, but look at this:

"Odessan Richard Lee Baxter was sentenced to 15 years in prison Wednesday for his role in the September death of a 45-year-old Odessa woman found in the trunk of a car near the Ector County Coliseum."

Source: http://www.oaoa.com/news/nw122205b.htm

Go out and rent "Pulp Fiction". Lots of good pointers for you there.


User currently offline4holer From United States of America, joined Feb 2002, 3046 posts, RR: 9
Reply 8, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 2289 times:

Remove your mom and bury her already!

Oh it's a joke, someone was gonna say it eventually!!  Smile



Ghosts appear and fade away.....................
User currently offlineAerobalance From United States of America, joined Sep 2000, 4683 posts, RR: 46
Reply 9, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 2276 times:

Just get the guy out of your trunk - too easy, eh?


"Sing a song, play guitar, make it snappy..."
User currently offlineWe're Nuts From United States of America, joined Jun 2000, 5722 posts, RR: 19
Reply 10, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 2242 times:

Vacu-seal them.




Dear moderators: No.
User currently onlineBN747 From United States of America, joined Mar 2002, 5620 posts, RR: 51
Reply 11, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 2238 times:

Vinegar, detergent and Arm & Hammer Baking soda... it neutralizes the skull smell... it should do the trick.

And use Saran wrap for future hooker escapades...

BN747



"Home of the Brave, made by the Slaves..Land of the Free, if you look like me.." T. Jefferson
User currently offlineJeffSFO From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 845 posts, RR: 4
Reply 12, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 6 days 9 hours ago) and read 2198 times:

You're a regular Joel Rifkin:

http://www.crimelibrary.com/serial_killers/predators/rifkin/7.html

Otherwise, always remember to double-bag the body.  Wink


User currently offlineDc10s4ever From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 6 days 2 hours ago) and read 2133 times:

What exactly does a dead hooker smell like?

User currently offlineLesMainwaring From United States of America, joined Dec 2005, 543 posts, RR: 3
Reply 14, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 6 days 2 hours ago) and read 2125 times:

Quoting Dc10s4ever (Reply 13):
What exactly does a dead hooker smell like?

like napalm in the morning



I want something under my wheels thats plenty long and mighty dry --- Vern Demarest
User currently offlineMyt332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 70
Reply 15, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 6 days 2 hours ago) and read 2111 times:

Quoting LesMainwaring (Reply 14):
like napalm in the morning

I thought that smelt like Victory? Actually that is probably right then considering the HMS Victory is old, used and once full of Seamen.



One Life, Live it.
User currently offlineKiwiandrew From New Zealand, joined Jun 2005, 8625 posts, RR: 13
Reply 16, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 6 days 2 hours ago) and read 2100 times:
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Quoting Myt332 (Reply 15):
Actually that is probably right then considering the HMS Victory is old, used and once full of Seamen.

 rotfl  sometimes the old ones are the best ..... jokes , I mean ..... then again , old hookers probably know a thing or two as well .



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User currently offlineWhiteHatter From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 2093 times:

Quoting TheCoz (Thread starter):
The trunk of my car smells like a dead hooker. Anyone know how to get rid of it?

ever spilt milk in it? If so, treat the stains with baking soda wash.

(crap...that sounds like a thousand dirty teenage minds will read it a different way now...)


User currently offlineBR715-A1-30 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 6 days ago) and read 2058 times:

Uh... If all else fails, Give Mr. Winston Wolf a call... It takes 30 minutes for him to reach your house, he'll be there in 10. Do what he tells you when he tells you so Jimmy's wife doesn't come home to a dead hooker storage.

User currently offlineBHMBAGLOCK From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 2698 posts, RR: 5
Reply 19, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 19 hours ago) and read 2000 times:

Anybody else catch the MythBusters show where they tried solving this problem. Took an old Corvette and let a dead pig rot in it for a few months.

After they did the best they could, they sold it for parts. The looks on people's faces when they opened the door and caught the smell were great. Can't even imagine if they hadn't tried to clean it up.



Where are all of my respected members going?
User currently offlineLTBEWR From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 13195 posts, RR: 15
Reply 20, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 19 hours ago) and read 1975 times:

Ever consider a case of 'insurance lighting'? WARNING: VERY ILLEGAL.
When people had cars they wanted to get rid of as behind in payments but had good insurance on them, they would drive them to some bad area of a city and set them on fire, and claim it was stolen.
More seriously, do a google search for how to deodorize car interiors. There are professional grade chemicals available from some industrial supply houses or hardware stores that may do the trick.


User currently offlineTheCoz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 19 hours ago) and read 1971 times:

Quoting LTBEWR (Reply 20):
When people had cars they wanted to get rid of as behind in payments but had good insurance on them, they would drive them to some bad area of a city and set them on fire, and claim it was stolen.

Now there's a quality idea  hyper 


User currently offlineBR715-A1-30 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 19 hours ago) and read 1957 times:

Don't get any idears, TheCoz

User currently offlineDaddiesSecret From Niue, joined Sep 2005, 270 posts, RR: 0
Reply 23, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 1907 times:

Get a pregant woman to piss in it - nothing smells worse that pregnant woman piss.

User currently offlineKevinl1011 From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 2964 posts, RR: 47
Reply 24, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 5 hours ago) and read 1856 times:

Quoting LTBEWR (Reply 20):
Ever consider a case of 'insurance lighting'?

I believe it's called "Italian lightning".

My cousin was a K-9 unit in Mentor, OH. and his partner tangled with a skunk one night. Someone told him to wash his K-9 partner with "Massengill".
It worked for him.

BTW Coz....what's this about NYC hookers being "too expensive"? It appears that you are getting your money back.

[Edited 2005-12-29 12:52:38]


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