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That Dead Hooker Smell

TheCoz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 5 days 22 hours ago) and read 1864 times:

The trunk of my car smells like a dead hooker. Anyone know how to get rid of it?

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ANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 5 days 22 hours ago) and read 1857 times:

Remove the body . . . . .

Just a guess . . . wink

3DoorsDown From United States of America, joined Oct 2005, 368 posts, RR: 0
Reply 2, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 5 days 22 hours ago) and read 1854 times:

How many dead hookers have you smelled exactly? biggrin

MDorBust From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 5 days 22 hours ago) and read 1850 times:

Do it like the pros.

Strip out the lineing and wash the bare metal with a diluted solution of bleach and water. Individually spot clean any smelly spots in the lineing material as necessary before replaceing.

LesMainwaring From United States of America, joined Dec 2005, 539 posts, RR: 3
Reply 4, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 5 days 22 hours ago) and read 1847 times:

trade in your car for a new ride

I want something under my wheels thats plenty long and mighty dry --- Vern Demarest

DL021 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 11433 posts, RR: 81
Reply 5, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 5 days 22 hours ago) and read 1842 times:

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Stop loaning your car to Norm MacDonald for starters.....

....and start stealing your material from Bill Hicks like the pros do.....

Is my Pan Am ticket to the moon still good?

TheCoz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 5 days 22 hours ago) and read 1834 times:

ANCFlyer, your suggestion may work best, but that's a lot of work.

Quoting 3DoorsDown (Reply 2):
How many dead hookers have you smelled exactly?

I lost count after the first 20 or so. Sorry about that.

Quoting MDorBust (Reply 3):
Strip out the lineing and wash the bare metal with a diluted solution of bleach and water. Individually spot clean any smelly spots in the lineing material as necessary before replaceing.

That would require taking all three hookers out -- way too much work.

Quoting LesMainwaring (Reply 4):
trade in your car for a new ride

You think they'll notice?

StuckinMAF From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 5 days 22 hours ago) and read 1834 times:

Heh heh, you guys are joking about it, but look at this:

"Odessan Richard Lee Baxter was sentenced to 15 years in prison Wednesday for his role in the September death of a 45-year-old Odessa woman found in the trunk of a car near the Ector County Coliseum."

Source: http://www.oaoa.com/news/nw122205b.htm

Go out and rent "Pulp Fiction". Lots of good pointers for you there.

4holer From United States of America, joined Feb 2002, 2844 posts, RR: 10
Reply 8, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 1812 times:

Remove your mom and bury her already!

Oh it's a joke, someone was gonna say it eventually!! Smile

JUST MARRIED!!!!

Aerobalance From United States of America, joined Sep 2000, 4634 posts, RR: 51
Reply 9, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 1799 times:

Just get the guy out of your trunk - too easy, eh?

"Sing a song, play guitar, make it snappy..."

We're Nuts From United States of America, joined Jun 2000, 5705 posts, RR: 22
Reply 10, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 5 days 20 hours ago) and read 1765 times:

Vacu-seal them.

Bend over, heads down, stay down!

BN747 From United States of America, joined Mar 2002, 5287 posts, RR: 52
Reply 11, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 5 days 20 hours ago) and read 1761 times:

Vinegar, detergent and Arm & Hammer Baking soda... it neutralizes the skull smell... it should do the trick.

And use Saran wrap for future hooker escapades...

BN747

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JeffSFO From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 820 posts, RR: 5
Reply 12, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 5 days 19 hours ago) and read 1721 times:

You're a regular Joel Rifkin:

http://www.crimelibrary.com/serial_killers/predators/rifkin/7.html

Otherwise, always remember to double-bag the body. Wink

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Dc10s4ever From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 5 days 11 hours ago) and read 1656 times:

What exactly does a dead hooker smell like?

LesMainwaring From United States of America, joined Dec 2005, 539 posts, RR: 3
Reply 14, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 5 days 11 hours ago) and read 1648 times:

Quoting Dc10s4ever (Reply 13):
What exactly does a dead hooker smell like?

like napalm in the morning

I want something under my wheels thats plenty long and mighty dry --- Vern Demarest

Myt332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 74
Reply 15, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 5 days 11 hours ago) and read 1634 times:

Quoting LesMainwaring (Reply 14):
like napalm in the morning

I thought that smelt like Victory? Actually that is probably right then considering the HMS Victory is old, used and once full of Seamen.

One Life, Live it.

Kiwiandrew From New Zealand, joined Jun 2005, 8435 posts, RR: 14
Reply 16, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 5 days 11 hours ago) and read 1623 times:

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 15):
Actually that is probably right then considering the HMS Victory is old, used and once full of Seamen.

sometimes the old ones are the best ..... jokes , I mean ..... then again , old hookers probably know a thing or two as well .

Moderation in all things ... including moderation ;-)

WhiteHatter From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 1616 times:

Quoting TheCoz (Thread starter):
The trunk of my car smells like a dead hooker. Anyone know how to get rid of it?

ever spilt milk in it? If so, treat the stains with baking soda wash.

(crap...that sounds like a thousand dirty teenage minds will read it a different way now...)

BR715-A1-30 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 1581 times:

Uh... If all else fails, Give Mr. Winston Wolf a call... It takes 30 minutes for him to reach your house, he'll be there in 10. Do what he tells you when he tells you so Jimmy's wife doesn't come home to a dead hooker storage.

BHMBAGLOCK From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 2698 posts, RR: 5
Reply 19, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 5 days 5 hours ago) and read 1523 times:

Anybody else catch the MythBusters show where they tried solving this problem. Took an old Corvette and let a dead pig rot in it for a few months.

After they did the best they could, they sold it for parts. The looks on people's faces when they opened the door and caught the smell were great. Can't even imagine if they hadn't tried to clean it up.

Where are all of my respected members going?

LTBEWR From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 12333 posts, RR: 12
Reply 20, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 5 days 4 hours ago) and read 1498 times:

Ever consider a case of 'insurance lighting'? WARNING: VERY ILLEGAL.
When people had cars they wanted to get rid of as behind in payments but had good insurance on them, they would drive them to some bad area of a city and set them on fire, and claim it was stolen.
More seriously, do a google search for how to deodorize car interiors. There are professional grade chemicals available from some industrial supply houses or hardware stores that may do the trick.

TheCoz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 5 days 4 hours ago) and read 1494 times:

Quoting LTBEWR (Reply 20):
When people had cars they wanted to get rid of as behind in payments but had good insurance on them, they would drive them to some bad area of a city and set them on fire, and claim it was stolen.

Now there's a quality idea hyper

BR715-A1-30 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 5 days 4 hours ago) and read 1480 times:

Don't get any idears, TheCoz

DaddiesSecret From Niue, joined Sep 2005, 270 posts, RR: 0
Reply 23, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 1430 times:

Get a pregant woman to piss in it - nothing smells worse that pregnant woman piss.

Kevinl1011 From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 2964 posts, RR: 51
Reply 24, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 1379 times:

Quoting LTBEWR (Reply 20):
Ever consider a case of 'insurance lighting'?

I believe it's called "Italian lightning".

My cousin was a K-9 unit in Mentor, OH. and his partner tangled with a skunk one night. Someone told him to wash his K-9 partner with "Massengill".
It worked for him.

BTW Coz....what's this about NYC hookers being "too expensive"? It appears that you are getting your money back.

[Edited 2005-12-29 12:52:38]

474218, Carl, You will be missed.

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