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Wednesdays Joke Of The Day  
User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24927 posts, RR: 56
Posted (8 years 8 months 4 days 1 hour ago) and read 1171 times:

A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a few drinks and soon wound up at his place, in bed.

They're having a great time. She was on top when suddenly she had an epileptic seizure -- she was shaking and foaming at the mouth.

Our uninformed male thought this was incredible -- best sex he'd ever had. He finished, but she is still shaking and thrashing about with her seizure. He began to get nervous and took her to the emergency room.

A nurse asked what the problem was and he replied, "I think her orgasm's stuck!"


When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
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User currently offlineWe're Nuts From United States of America, joined Jun 2000, 5722 posts, RR: 20
Reply 1, posted (8 years 8 months 4 days 1 hour ago) and read 1151 times:

On behalf of fellow epileptics:  thumbsdown 


Dear moderators: No.
User currently offlineManuCH From Switzerland, joined Jun 2005, 3011 posts, RR: 47
Reply 2, posted (8 years 8 months 4 days ago) and read 1136 times:
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HEAD MODERATOR

That's a really bad taste joke IMHO.


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User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24927 posts, RR: 56
Reply 3, posted (8 years 8 months 4 days ago) and read 1130 times:

Och stop whining you  grumpy  old  gits


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User currently offlineKiwiandrew From New Zealand, joined Jun 2005, 8551 posts, RR: 13
Reply 4, posted (8 years 8 months 4 days ago) and read 1129 times:
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I am so scared that one of these days a UN resolution will be passed banning all jokes because they may offend someone - lighten up people .

I recall a former colleague of mine many years ago after I came out saying to me "I suppose I can't tell you any more gay jokes because you will be offended" My reply was "Only if you tell them badly"



Moderation in all things ... including moderation ;-)
User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24927 posts, RR: 56
Reply 5, posted (8 years 8 months 4 days ago) and read 1121 times:

Quoting Kiwiandrew (Reply 4):
lighten up people .

Thank you Andrew  Wink



When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineRichardPrice From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (8 years 8 months 4 days ago) and read 1118 times:

Quoting Kiwiandrew (Reply 4):
I am so scared that one of these days a UN resolution will be passed banning all jokes because they may offend someone - lighten up people

A recent antiracism law passed in the UK had comedians up in arms because it had the side effect of outlawing jokes mentioning minorities.

Yay, Britain sucks.


User currently offlineWhiteHatter From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (8 years 8 months 3 days 22 hours ago) and read 1083 times:

A man walked into a New York bar and sat next to a very attractive, smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool.

"Hi there, Good Looking. How's it going?" he asked.

The woman looked him straight in the eye and said, "Listen, I'll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, it doesn't matter. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college, and I just love it!"

"No kidding?," said the man, "I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with?"


User currently offline7LBAC111 From United Kingdom, joined Jul 2004, 2566 posts, RR: 35
Reply 8, posted (8 years 8 months 3 days 21 hours ago) and read 1073 times:

Quoting ManuCH (Reply 2):
That's a really bad taste joke IMHO.

Jeez - get a life.  sarcastic 

Quoting Gkirk (Thread starter):

 rotfl 

7L



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User currently offlineWhiteHatter From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (8 years 8 months 3 days 21 hours ago) and read 1064 times:

Kirky truly is the Bernard Manning of the 21st century....

User currently offlineAndreas From Germany, joined Oct 2001, 6104 posts, RR: 31
Reply 10, posted (8 years 8 months 3 days 21 hours ago) and read 1059 times:

Quoting Gkirk (Thread starter):
Our uninformed male thought this was incredible

That sounds as if a Scottish male was at work here...except that part about the girl...sure it wasn't a sheep? Do they get epileptic fits, too? Well, on second thought most living beings would have epileptic fits if a Scot gets too close...

[Edited 2005-12-28 16:07:46]


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User currently offlineNighthawk From UK - Scotland, joined Sep 2001, 5135 posts, RR: 33
Reply 11, posted (8 years 8 months 3 days 21 hours ago) and read 1059 times:

nice one whitehatter, that made me laugh!


That'll teach you
User currently offlineAndz From South Africa, joined Feb 2004, 8451 posts, RR: 10
Reply 12, posted (8 years 8 months 3 days 21 hours ago) and read 1044 times:
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Reminded me of this one:

An elderly couple sitting in a bar were reminiscing about the old days and the man asked his wife if she remembered having sex out back 40 years ago. A young man sitting at the bar had overheard the conversation and was intrigued when they got up and went outside to recreate the act. He followed to watch and saw the woman bend over and grab the fence, and as the man got going she went crazy, shaking and screaming. After about ten minutes they both collapsed on the ground. The young man hurried over and said "wow you old timers really go for it, that was amazing!" The woman said to her husband " the fence wasn't electrified 40 years ago!"



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User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24927 posts, RR: 56
Reply 13, posted (8 years 8 months 3 days 21 hours ago) and read 1042 times:

Quoting Andreas (Reply 10):

That sounds as if a Scottish male was at work here...except that part about the girl...sure it wasn't a sheep? Do they get epileptic fits, too? Well, on second thought most living beings would have epileptic fits if a Scot gets too close...

reltih  Yeah sure



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User currently offlineN276AASTT From US Virgin Islands, joined Jan 2004, 620 posts, RR: 0
Reply 14, posted (8 years 8 months 3 days 21 hours ago) and read 1034 times:

I think these jokes were funny


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User currently offlineBanco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 53
Reply 15, posted (8 years 8 months 3 days 20 hours ago) and read 1022 times:

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 13):
reltih

Clever stuff, Kirkie. I reckon Bletchley Park would have been stuffed by that one. Big grin



She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.
User currently offlineAndreas From Germany, joined Oct 2001, 6104 posts, RR: 31
Reply 16, posted (8 years 8 months 3 days 20 hours ago) and read 1013 times:

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 13):
reltih

Yep, he's a real peach, our Kirkie is...be careful, Sabena332'll be able to read it, too, and off to the shelf our Kirkie goes...for a very long time  Wink Big grin



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User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24927 posts, RR: 56
Reply 17, posted (8 years 8 months 3 days 20 hours ago) and read 996 times:

Quoting Andreas (Reply 16):
Yep, he's a real peach, our Kirkie is...be careful, Sabena332'll be able to read it, too, and off to the shelf our Kirkie goes...for a very long time Wink Big grin

Funny that, you won't get banned for making racist remarks, yet I write reltih, and you think I'll get banned.

You frigging German idiot



When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineDeltaGuy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (8 years 8 months 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 950 times:

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 17):
You frigging German idiot

Hahah  butthead 


User currently offlineAndreas From Germany, joined Oct 2001, 6104 posts, RR: 31
Reply 19, posted (8 years 8 months 3 days ago) and read 913 times:

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 17):
racist remarks

Racist remark...who ME???  wideeyed  eyepopping 

Never ever Kirkieboy would I make racist remarks!! Since when is "Scot" a race?? It's a disg-RACE and that is punishment enough Big grin

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 17):
and you think I'll get banned

Actually I don't hope or think so, it's way too much fun to have you aboard and kick your sorry ass around  Wink

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 17):
You frigging German idiot

Not that I care TOO MUCH, but statements like that could actually get you banned! So you better  tapedshut 



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