LesMainwaring From United States of America, joined Dec 2005, 539 posts, RR: 3 Posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 2152 times:
If you could be a porn star (or if you are already) what would your name be?
Harry Reems?
Harry Butts?
Seymour Cox?
Erik Everhard?
Al B. Cumming?
Buck Naked?
Who would you be?
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Cadet57 From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 9081 posts, RR: 34 Reply 4, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 2075 times:
John Proctor, if you dont understand it ask me or go see the cruicble.
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Cadet57 From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 9081 posts, RR: 34 Reply 6, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 2061 times:
I beleive that was him in the Bare Witch Project....
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LesMainwaring From United States of America, joined Dec 2005, 539 posts, RR: 3 Reply 7, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 2049 times:
Cadet57 From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 9081 posts, RR: 34 Reply 9, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 2040 times:
beleive that was the one, thou then again, That great asian actor, Hung Wang was the lead so i beleive Scarlot was the fluffer there..... wow cant beleive i just typed that.... i need help.
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LesMainwaring From United States of America, joined Dec 2005, 539 posts, RR: 3 Reply 10, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 2036 times:
LesMainwaring From United States of America, joined Dec 2005, 539 posts, RR: 3 Reply 11, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 2033 times:
BTW, hey Logan ... you know, you might be walking funny after that golf cart incident you wrote about earlier today ... then again ...
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Cadet57 From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 9081 posts, RR: 34 Reply 12, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 2027 times:
Cadet57 From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 9081 posts, RR: 34 Reply 14, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 2018 times:
Alota Hed
Capt. Shagatsea
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LesMainwaring From United States of America, joined Dec 2005, 539 posts, RR: 3 Reply 15, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 2012 times:
how about ...
Anita Mann
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Logan22L From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 17, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 1987 times:
Quoting LesMainwaring (Reply 11): BTW, hey Logan ... you know, you might be walking funny after that golf cart incident you wrote about earlier today ... then again ...
Fortunately, that was back in 1991 or 1992.
Back to porn names, it seems the chicks get the best of the lot. Candy Cantaloupes was always a favorite of mine.
My ex-wife and I rented a flick several years ago and it "starred" Rick Stick, which we thought was hilarious because a good friend of ours was nicknamed Rick the Stick. Anyway, Rick Stick couldn't get it up even if you'd stuck a popsicle stick in that thing.
LesMainwaring From United States of America, joined Dec 2005, 539 posts, RR: 3 Reply 18, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 1980 times:
When I was in the finance business, I knew a stockbroker assistant whose name was ... no kidding ... Paula Pussey (yes, with the 'e' but pronounced like the cat)
I never forgot her. I never will...
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Planespotting From United States of America, joined Apr 2004, 3438 posts, RR: 5 Reply 21, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 6 days 9 hours ago) and read 1902 times:
you're supposed to take your middle name and the street you lived on when you were a kid. this would give me a few options:
Jon Pine
Jon Neinhaus
Jon Fairway
Jon New Hampshire
and my current street
Jon Dodge
haha. which one is the best one? I'm thinking "Jon Pine"
LesMainwaring From United States of America, joined Dec 2005, 539 posts, RR: 3 Reply 22, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 6 days 9 hours ago) and read 1892 times:
Quoting Planespotting (Reply 21): you're supposed to take your middle name and the street you lived on when you were a kid. this would give me a few options:
interesting ...
i'd be ...
patrick bartenfield
patrick mistyvalley
patrick marydale
or, the current...
patrick atlantic (this actually sounds like an irish airline) ...
i'll think I'll take Moe Cox
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AeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 18861 posts, RR: 64 Reply 23, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 6 days 9 hours ago) and read 1886 times:
EclipseFlight7 From Somalia, joined Apr 2004, 516 posts, RR: 2 Reply 24, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 6 days 8 hours ago) and read 1864 times:
I've heard your supposed to take the name of your pet and the street you grew up on. In that case I'd be:
Mitzi Modesto
Too bad I have a chicks name.
Holy sh*ts and burritos.
25 TWISTEDWHISPER: Here a good name for a gay porn star: Willy Wanker Anybody want it, I'm straight... I would be Constantin Needof-Booty or Ivan Tuna (I want you now...
32 Fubar37: Going with the rules above. Middle name and street I live on: Owen Nash (sounds like an action hero) Pet Name and street I grew up on: Hugo Loganberry
33 LesMainwaring: sounds like a fashion designer ... now, at macy's, the exclusive hugo loganberry collection of sportswear for men ...
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