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User currently offlineLesMainwaring From United States of America, joined Dec 2005, 543 posts, RR: 3
Posted (8 years 11 months 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 2759 times:

If you could be a porn star (or if you are already) what would your name be?

Harry Reems?
Harry Butts?
Seymour Cox?
Erik Everhard?
Al B. Cumming?
Buck Naked?

Who would you be?


I want something under my wheels thats plenty long and mighty dry --- Vern Demarest
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User currently offlineDeltaGuy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (8 years 11 months 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 2752 times:

Hugh G. Rection
or
Buck Wild

DeltaGuy


User currently offlineDc10s4ever From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (8 years 11 months 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 2702 times:

Harry Paratesties

filler
filler
filler


User currently offlineScarletHarlot From Canada, joined Jul 2003, 4673 posts, RR: 56
Reply 3, posted (8 years 11 months 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 2686 times:

Scarlet Harlot

Oh wait.....  Wink



But that was when I ruled the world
User currently offlineCadet57 From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 9085 posts, RR: 30
Reply 4, posted (8 years 11 months 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 2682 times:

John Proctor, if you dont understand it ask me or go see the cruicble.


Doors open, right hand side, next stop is Springfield.
User currently offlineCFCUQ From Canada, joined Sep 2005, 712 posts, RR: 0
Reply 5, posted (8 years 11 months 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 2670 times:

Quoting ScarletHarlot (Reply 3):
Scarlet Harlot

And you've been a porn star since ........... ?


User currently offlineCadet57 From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 9085 posts, RR: 30
Reply 6, posted (8 years 11 months 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 2668 times:

I beleive that was him in the Bare Witch Project....


Doors open, right hand side, next stop is Springfield.
User currently offlineLesMainwaring From United States of America, joined Dec 2005, 543 posts, RR: 3
Reply 7, posted (8 years 11 months 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 2656 times:

Quoting Cadet57 (Reply 6):
Bare Witch Project....

Wasn't that the sequel to "Beverly Hills 9021-Ho!", or was it "Sperms of Endearment" ?



I want something under my wheels thats plenty long and mighty dry --- Vern Demarest
User currently offlineLogan22L From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (8 years 11 months 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 2650 times:

Yul B. Walkenphunnie

User currently offlineCadet57 From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 9085 posts, RR: 30
Reply 9, posted (8 years 11 months 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 2647 times:

Quoting LesMainwaring (Reply 7):
Sperms of Endearment

beleive that was the one, thou then again, That great asian actor, Hung Wang was the lead so i beleive Scarlot was the fluffer there..... wow cant beleive i just typed that.... i need help.



Doors open, right hand side, next stop is Springfield.
User currently offlineLesMainwaring From United States of America, joined Dec 2005, 543 posts, RR: 3
Reply 10, posted (8 years 11 months 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 2643 times:

Quoting Cadet57 (Reply 9):
i need help.

isn't that what fluffers are for?



I want something under my wheels thats plenty long and mighty dry --- Vern Demarest
User currently offlineLesMainwaring From United States of America, joined Dec 2005, 543 posts, RR: 3
Reply 11, posted (8 years 11 months 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 2640 times:

BTW, hey Logan ... you know, you might be walking funny after that golf cart incident you wrote about earlier today ... then again ...


I want something under my wheels thats plenty long and mighty dry --- Vern Demarest
User currently offlineCadet57 From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 9085 posts, RR: 30
Reply 12, posted (8 years 11 months 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 2634 times:

Quoting LesMainwaring (Reply 10):
isn't that what fluffers are for?

 rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl 


maybe this weekend, its gonna be a long new years.....



Doors open, right hand side, next stop is Springfield.
User currently offlineDaleaholic From UK - England, joined Oct 2005, 3208 posts, RR: 13
Reply 13, posted (8 years 11 months 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 2627 times:

Nigel cummington

Don't ask why, it just sounds good



Religion is an illusion of childhood... Outgrown under proper education.
User currently offlineCadet57 From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 9085 posts, RR: 30
Reply 14, posted (8 years 11 months 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 2625 times:

Alota Hed

Capt. Shagatsea



Doors open, right hand side, next stop is Springfield.
User currently offlineLesMainwaring From United States of America, joined Dec 2005, 543 posts, RR: 3
Reply 15, posted (8 years 11 months 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 2619 times:

how about ...

Anita Mann



I want something under my wheels thats plenty long and mighty dry --- Vern Demarest
User currently offlineKennethsk From Thailand, joined Oct 2005, 297 posts, RR: 0
Reply 16, posted (8 years 11 months 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 2597 times:

How about "Hugh Cox"??


Welcome to the REAL world! it SUCKS but you are gonna LOVE it!
User currently offlineLogan22L From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (8 years 11 months 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 2594 times:

Quoting LesMainwaring (Reply 11):
BTW, hey Logan ... you know, you might be walking funny after that golf cart incident you wrote about earlier today ... then again ...

Fortunately, that was back in 1991 or 1992.

Back to porn names, it seems the chicks get the best of the lot. Candy Cantaloupes was always a favorite of mine.

My ex-wife and I rented a flick several years ago and it "starred" Rick Stick, which we thought was hilarious because a good friend of ours was nicknamed Rick the Stick. Anyway, Rick Stick couldn't get it up even if you'd stuck a popsicle stick in that thing.


User currently offlineLesMainwaring From United States of America, joined Dec 2005, 543 posts, RR: 3
Reply 18, posted (8 years 11 months 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 2587 times:

Quoting Logan22L (Reply 17):
Candy Cantaloupes

When I was in the finance business, I knew a stockbroker assistant whose name was ... no kidding ... Paula Pussey (yes, with the 'e' but pronounced like the cat)

I never forgot her. I never will...



I want something under my wheels thats plenty long and mighty dry --- Vern Demarest
User currently offlineBoeingfanyyz From Canada, joined Jul 2005, 991 posts, RR: 2
Reply 19, posted (8 years 11 months 4 days 2 hours ago) and read 2547 times:

Ivan Cox!!!
Cheers,
Boeingfanyyz  airplane 



"If it aint boeing, it aint going!", "Friends are like condoms...they protect you when things get hard!"
User currently offlineDaddiesSecret From Niue, joined Sep 2005, 270 posts, RR: 0
Reply 20, posted (8 years 11 months 4 days 2 hours ago) and read 2526 times:

Mr Winkie! ..........................................

User currently offlinePlanespotting From United States of America, joined Apr 2004, 3533 posts, RR: 5
Reply 21, posted (8 years 11 months 4 days 1 hour ago) and read 2509 times:

you're supposed to take your middle name and the street you lived on when you were a kid. this would give me a few options:

Jon Pine
Jon Neinhaus
Jon Fairway
Jon New Hampshire

and my current street

Jon Dodge


haha. which one is the best one? I'm thinking "Jon Pine"



Do you like movies about gladiators?
User currently offlineLesMainwaring From United States of America, joined Dec 2005, 543 posts, RR: 3
Reply 22, posted (8 years 11 months 4 days 1 hour ago) and read 2499 times:

Quoting Planespotting (Reply 21):
you're supposed to take your middle name and the street you lived on when you were a kid. this would give me a few options:

interesting ...

i'd be ...

patrick bartenfield
patrick mistyvalley
patrick marydale

or, the current...

patrick atlantic (this actually sounds like an irish airline) ...

i'll think I'll take Moe Cox



I want something under my wheels thats plenty long and mighty dry --- Vern Demarest
User currently offlineAeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 20784 posts, RR: 62
Reply 23, posted (8 years 11 months 4 days 1 hour ago) and read 2493 times:

Pierce Arrow  Wink


International Homo of Mystery
User currently offlineEclipseFlight7 From Somalia, joined Apr 2004, 518 posts, RR: 2
Reply 24, posted (8 years 11 months 4 days ago) and read 2471 times:

I've heard your supposed to take the name of your pet and the street you grew up on. In that case I'd be:

Mitzi Modesto

Too bad I have a chicks name.



Holy sh*ts and burritos.
25 TWISTEDWHISPER : Here a good name for a gay porn star: Willy Wanker Anybody want it, I'm straight... I would be Constantin Needof-Booty or Ivan Tuna (I want you now...
26 Post contains images HAWK21M : Sperm Man regds MEL
27 Post contains images FlyAUA : Chad Stryker (Now there's something I could picture on a DVD cover)
28 Post contains images IAH777 : I'd have to be Haywood Jablome. Of all places, Calvin and Hobbes had the best av-related porn title: Vampire Stewardess Vixens Unchained.
29 9VSPO : Ivor Phukzalot.
30 Post contains images IAH777 : Oooo! I just thought of another one: Hyman Buster. Sweeeeeet...
31 LesMainwaring : good one, or, conversely, Buster Hyman -or- Buster Twatt
32 Fubar37 : Going with the rules above. Middle name and street I live on: Owen Nash (sounds like an action hero) Pet Name and street I grew up on: Hugo Loganberry
33 LesMainwaring : sounds like a fashion designer ... now, at macy's, the exclusive hugo loganberry collection of sportswear for men ...
34 Post contains images Fubar37 : - never thought of that. Funny
35 TACAA320 : Peeping Joe..........
36 HatTrick : Peter O'Tool not to be confused with Peter O'Toole
37 BHMBAGLOCK : That would make me Pete 33 - guess it would work if you re-arranged it to 33" Peter
38 Post contains images Dvk : Just call me Fonda... Fonda Cox.
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