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100 Hints Of Advice For Gkirk  
User currently offlineME AVN FAN From Switzerland, joined May 2002, 13920 posts, RR: 25
Posted (8 years 7 months 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 3108 times:

Gkirk may be, whenever he returns, in need of some productive pieces of advice. To make a start with some points :
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1) he should be less exciteable
2) he should be less aggressive
3) he should be more tolerant
4) he should be more polite
5) he should be less grumpy
6) he should try to be more open-minded
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to be continued by whomever !  yes 
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 smile 

91 replies: All unread, showing first 25:
 
User currently offlineKlaus From Germany, joined Jul 2001, 21418 posts, RR: 54
Reply 1, posted (8 years 7 months 6 days 3 hours ago) and read 3087 times:

7) He should try to switch from silly insults to slightly less crude means of self-expression.

It's sad and slightly annoying that he always shoots himself out five minutes after he's been let in again. It's so unnecessary. His insults aren't even funny, original or remotely relevant.


User currently offlineRichardPrice From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (8 years 7 months 6 days 3 hours ago) and read 3082 times:

Quoting Klaus (Reply 1):
t's sad and slightly annoying that he always shoots himself out five minutes after he's been let in again

Story of his life. I feel sorry for his missus.


 Smile


User currently offlineORFflyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (8 years 7 months 6 days 3 hours ago) and read 3079 times:

8) Stop posting when drinking.  Big grin

User currently offlineEGGD From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2001, 12443 posts, RR: 35
Reply 4, posted (8 years 7 months 6 days 3 hours ago) and read 3073 times:

9)He should be more English

 Big grin


User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 5, posted (8 years 7 months 6 days 3 hours ago) and read 3059 times:

Quoting RichardPrice (Reply 2):
Story of his life. I feel sorry for his missus

10) He should get married then he would either a) Calm down or b) have something to moan about Big grin

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offline7LBAC111 From United Kingdom, joined Jul 2004, 2566 posts, RR: 35
Reply 6, posted (8 years 7 months 6 days 3 hours ago) and read 3059 times:

10) If not More 'British' then much less Scottish.


Debate is what you put on de hook when you want to catch de fish.
User currently offlineKyleLosAngeles From United States of America, joined Nov 2004, 214 posts, RR: 8
Reply 7, posted (8 years 7 months 6 days 3 hours ago) and read 3051 times:

11)





Happy 2006
User currently offlineGordonsmall From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2001, 2100 posts, RR: 22
Reply 8, posted (8 years 7 months 6 days 3 hours ago) and read 3038 times:

Quoting ORFflyer (Reply 3):
8) Stop posting when drinking.

Or maybe stop drinking altogether!  Smile

Sorry Kirkie, you know I'm not serious, but the lightweights on the board might actually agree with me for once .....  Silly



Statistically, people who have had the most birthdays tend to live the longest.
User currently offlineME AVN FAN From Switzerland, joined May 2002, 13920 posts, RR: 25
Reply 9, posted (8 years 7 months 6 days 2 hours ago) and read 3005 times:

ok, all combined up to now, it reads :
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Pieces of advice for � Gkirk �
#########################

1) He should be less exciteable
2) He should be less aggressive
3) He should be more tolerant
4) He should be more polite
5) He should be less grumpy
6) He should try to be more open-minded
7) He should try to switch from silly insults to
slightly less crude means of self-expression.
8) He should stop posting when drinking.
9) He should be more English
10) He should get married then he would either
a) Calm down or
b) have something to moan about
11) He, if not more 'British', should be much less Scottish.
12) He should stop shooting himself out 5 min. after having been let in again


User currently offlineLHMARK From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 47
Reply 10, posted (8 years 7 months 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 2972 times:

He should use the "Lynx" text-only browser. Images = bad.


"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller
User currently offlineNoUFO From Germany, joined Apr 2001, 7943 posts, RR: 12
Reply 11, posted (8 years 7 months 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 2968 times:

Quoting CFCUQ (Reply 10):
What has the sheep shagger done now to earn another ban ?

I believe he called somebody "sheep shagger".  Wink



I support the right to arm bears
User currently offlineLTBEWR From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 13042 posts, RR: 12
Reply 12, posted (8 years 7 months 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 2959 times:

13) He needs to have a legitment full time job or going to University or some trade training (maybe in beermaking or pub management)
14) He needs to mature. Look, I am 51 and when I was younger (and sometimes still) said some really dumb things. Time helps.


User currently offlineME AVN FAN From Switzerland, joined May 2002, 13920 posts, RR: 25
Reply 13, posted (8 years 7 months 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 2952 times:

Quoting CFCUQ (Reply 10):
What has the sheep shagger done now to earn another ban ?

I do NOT know, and was rather surprised. Suppose he again went to far somewhere somehow !


User currently offlineCFCUQ From Canada, joined Sep 2005, 712 posts, RR: 0
Reply 14, posted (8 years 7 months 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 2944 times:

Quoting NoUFO (Reply 12):
I believe he called somebody "sheep shagger".

Har ! I guess it would be the same thing, huh ? Big grin  Big grin  Big grin


User currently offlineSrbmod From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (8 years 7 months 5 days 22 hours ago) and read 2888 times:

15. Move the heck away from Scotland. Perhaps the climate up there is part of his problem. Maybe he can find a job tending bar in the Balearics.....

User currently offlineBanco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 53
Reply 16, posted (8 years 7 months 5 days 22 hours ago) and read 2866 times:

Quoting Srbmod (Reply 16):
Maybe he can find a job tending bar in the Balearics.....

I doubt he can even find the Balearics...



She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.
User currently offlineBill142 From Australia, joined Aug 2004, 8440 posts, RR: 8
Reply 17, posted (8 years 7 months 5 days 22 hours ago) and read 2855 times:

Quoting RichardPrice (Reply 2):
Story of his life. I feel sorry for his missus.

He has a girlfriend??? oh poor her.

16) Take himself out of the gene pool.


User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19199 posts, RR: 52
Reply 18, posted (8 years 7 months 5 days 22 hours ago) and read 2855 times:

16) Bow down to the superiority of English people
17) State categorically that Scotland is totally inferior to Scotland
18) Burn a Scottish flag
19) Kill a loyal Scottsman
20) Tell everyone how bad Scotland is



"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlineME AVN FAN From Switzerland, joined May 2002, 13920 posts, RR: 25
Reply 19, posted (8 years 7 months 5 days 22 hours ago) and read 2846 times:

ok, here the update :
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Pieces of advise for “ Gkirk “
#########################

1) He should be less exciteable
2) He should be less aggressive
3) He should be more tolerant
4) He should be more polite
5) He should be less grumpy
6) He should try to be more open-minded
7) He should try to switch from silly insults to slightly less crude means of self-expression.
8) He should stop posting when drinking.
9) He should be more English
10) He should get married then he would either a) Calm down or b) have something to moan about
11) If not More 'British' then He should be much less Scottish.
12) He should stop shooting himself out 5 minutes after having been let in again
13) He needs a full time job or should go to University or some trade training (maybe in beermaking or pub management)
14) He needs to mature.


User currently offlineFlyAUA From Austria, joined May 2005, 4604 posts, RR: 56
Reply 20, posted (8 years 7 months 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 2839 times:

23) He needs to stop hijacking threads with his senseless posts  

Edit: for number 23)

[Edited 2005-12-29 23:00:49]


Not drinking, also isn't a solution!
User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19199 posts, RR: 52
Reply 21, posted (8 years 7 months 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 2828 times:

1) He should be less exciteable
2) He should be less aggressive
3) He should be more tolerant
4) He should be more polite
5) He should be less grumpy
6) He should try to be more open-minded
7) He should try to switch from silly insults to slightly less crude means of self-expression.
8) He should stop posting when drinking.
9) He should be more English
10) He should get married then he would either a) Calm down or b) have something to moan about
11) If not More 'British' then He should be much less Scottish.
12) He should stop shooting himself out 5 minutes after having been let in again
13) He needs a full time job or should go to University or some trade training (maybe in beermaking or pub management)
14) He needs to mature.
15. Move the heck away from Scotland. Perhaps the climate up there is part of his problem. Maybe he can find a job tending bar in the Balearics.....
16) Take himself out of the gene pool.
17) Bow down to the superiority of English people
18) State categorically that Scotland is totally inferior to Scotland
19) Burn a Scottish flag
20) Kill a loyal Scottsman
21) Tell everyone how bad Scotland is



"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offline9VSPO From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (8 years 7 months 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 2819 times:

You know what? I don't even know Kirkie and I find myself sticking up for the guy! Some of these posts are awful. Long live Kirkie! I hope to see some more of his humerous posts soon!  Wink

You guys should be ashamed of yourselves!


User currently offlineSabena332 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 23, posted (8 years 7 months 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 2819 times:

22) He should start smoking weed, that will make him cool down.

Patrick


User currently offlineSrbmod From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (8 years 7 months 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 2801 times:

Quoting Banco (Reply 17):

I doubt he can even find the Balearics...

 rotfl 

I bet he couldn't spell cat if you spotted him the c and the t.......


25 ME AVN FAN : most people here hope to see him back soon ! but his behaviours are subject to improvement. Here now an updated compilation of recommendations to him
26 Pe@rson : My few hints of advice are conspiciously missing.
27 Post contains images 9VSPO : ME AVN FAN , Shall we point out all your inadiquaces? Or are you perfect?
28 Post contains images Pe@rson : Evidently you're not perfect, spelling-wise, judging by 'inadiquaces.'
29 ME AVN FAN : too extreme !
30 Pe@rson : Nonsense! Mine are the only ones which are sufficiently worthwhile.
31 Post contains images StevenUhl777 : Marry a nice German girl who will keep him in line....
32 LesMainwaring : He should become gay. He might still be obnoxious, but at least he will be fabulous.
33 ME AVN FAN : well, you ask for his unconditional surrender ............................
34 ME AVN FAN : another update : - Pieces of advise for “ Gkirk “ ######################### 1) He should be less exciteable 2) He should be less aggressive 3) He
35 Post contains images Pe@rson : And what's wrong with that? He is Scottish. He is inferior to the English. He must therefore surrender - it is his duty. He must lay down his weapons
36 Post contains images Klaus : Come on - that is cheap while he's away. Think of his blood pressure, will you?
37 AsstChiefMark : Stop walking through the tall heather whilst wearing a kilt. Too much testicle tickle. It's way too distracting. Mark
38 ME AVN FAN : whatever, I favour FAIRNESS and plead for mercy in his favour !
39 Nordair : He should realize that suicide isn't such a bad thing.
40 Post contains images Banco : Dunno about cheap, but it's a lot less fun when he can't reply. I usually end up getting emails from him along the lines of "Wheesht, pou ya heid, ya
41 Post contains images Andreas : Yes, poor animal.... OUTRAGEOUS!!!!!! Ban him for life...what a jerk!! I doubt he could take the fact that by 9am all stools at the bars would be cov
42 Post contains images Cornish : 18.) a white and blue scrawl on his cave wall does not make for a flag its like getting a meaningless foreign spam message isn't it
43 Post contains images Banco : Indeed. I tried to reply to him once and inadvertently ordered a year's supply of some drug I'd never heard of.
44 Post contains images Cornish : Ahem - not one that began with V and ended in A was it old man ?
45 Post contains images Andreas : Cornish...one he had never heard of!!!! Christ, can't you read?
46 Post contains images Banco :
47 Post contains images RODOL : 19. He should support a team that wins occasionally.
48 BlackandWhite : A quote from History for Pe@rson and his remarks in reply 35 " As long as but a hundred of us remain alive, never will we on any conditions be brought
49 Post contains images Banco : A fine quote. Merely six years after the last time Scotland managed to beat England at anything.
50 Thorben : What? Has he been banned again? And I didn't even complain to the moderators about the phrase he wrote to me that had at least three insults in it (i
51 Gary2880 : What number we on, 20? 21. He should stop thinking he's the international spokesman for Scotland. edit correcting the number[Edited 2005-12-30 15:07:4
52 Post contains images Cornish : Actually the Scots did recently win at Elephant Polo - oh but then we didn't enter did we. More recently, their attempts to capture the chariot racin
53 Post contains images Banco : Ah, you see you're missing the point here. Instead of worrying about the three insults, you should be praising him for completing one sentence.
54 CATHAY747 : Who the hell is this guy? I see an awful lot of posts about him, mostly that he's been banned, and it seems the collective opinion is that he's a jerk
55 NoUFO : Kirkie is actually a nice guy, always good for a laugh and some fun. This forum would be relatively boring without him. Frankly, I don't see why he wa
56 Post contains images Gary2880 : lmao
57 CATHAY747 : Oh, OK....wasn't the impression I got from reading people's comments, so my apologies.
58 Post contains images Thorben : Probably.
59 Post contains images NoUFO : Of course I only came to Kirkie's defense, because I know very well how much it bugs him seeing himself ennobled by a German ... sorry .. Kraut.
60 Post contains images Banco : Particularly since they've spent most of their history being helped out by the French...
61 Post contains images Klaus : Kirkie is a fixture of a.net... And I never take any of his silly insults anywhere close to seriously anyway, so he could just tone it down a notch an
62 ME AVN FAN : perfect ? me ? no, but I try NOT to insult other people, NOT to offend other people, and NOT to demand things which canNOT be met
63 Post contains images GLAGAZ : # Please respect each other and choose your words wisely. Each user has their own point of view, and these views must be respected. If you have a prob
64 Cadet57 : Can someone explain to me why were attacking him? Every post by him ive seen was humourous or added to discussion, but was never offenseive, thou he m
65 ME AVN FAN : Exactly my opinion. Looks as if one or two of the moderators exaggerate a bit in his case . - ******************** anyway, here the latest update : -
66 BHMBAGLOCK : Maybe he could gimmick up a breatholyzer interlock on his keyboard like they use on people's cars after repeated DUIs.
67 Srbmod : Suicide is our way of telling God, "You can't fire me, I quit!"
68 Post contains links and images AirPacific747 : hmm.. looks like he surrendered: [Edited 2005-12-30 21:32:56]
69 ME AVN FAN : his blood pressure may become a bit high, but otherwise he now can take profit from our compilation of combined wisdom and wise advice ! surrenders a
70 Post contains images Klaus : Come on, I'm against torture in any form...!
71 Post contains images Tmatt95 : Hi, If GKirk made that post, why would he need the "signed GKirk" at the bottom..... I think someone has been spending too much time on Photoshop Sign
72 Post contains images AirPacific747 : no just the default paint program He often writes "Signed, Gkirk"... you should take a look at some of his posts *hint* thread starter in petition fo
73 ME AVN FAN : another update : - Pieces of advice for “ Gkirk “ ######################### 1) He should be less exciteable 2) He should be less aggressive 3) He
74 Airlinelover : You'd know, wouldn't ya.. Chris
75 Pbottenb : I really enjoyed the entire episode. Lets lay off of him (if he is still banned he cant read all of this anyway - what fun is that?) Besides, I saw a
76 AirPacific747 : why not? I dont think you have to be logged in to read this thread
77 Pbottenb : I stand corrected, but its still not as fun if he cant reply...
78 ME AVN FAN : A) you CAN read everything even if banned B) I am completely convinced that he DOES read it C) The whole thread is done in anticipation of his return
79 Pbottenb : ME AVN FAN - I hear you, but but you got to admit that the quoted posts are a bit extreme....Not that I dont think it could be funny, and I've probab
80 Post contains images Klaus : No, you haven't - you were just conventionally rude. But your apology is hereby accepted!
81 Post contains images Pbottenb : I thank you.
82 AirPacific747 : true
83 ME AVN FAN : you may note that I did NOT include such extreme quotes, and somebody even complained about my ignoring extreme things. And it was stated by the mods
84 Post contains images Klaus : He should just take a very deep breath and not blow his re-admission with a fit of pent-up rage again...
85 ME AVN FAN : Another update : - - Pieces of advice for � Gkirk � ######################### 1) He should be less exciteable 2) He should be less aggressiv
86 Post contains images Gkirk : Why thank you, thank you very much.
87 Post contains images ANCFlyer : He's baaaaaacckkkkK!!! Be afraid, be very afraid!!!
88 Steady Eddie : he should stop posting on PPRuNe exactly what he posts on here under the username GrahamK - not very imaginative
89 Post contains images Gkirk : Aye perhaps
90 Post contains images ME AVN FAN : nice -- he now has 25 rules to take into account all the time !
91 Post contains images Klaus : You're welcome! Come on, don't screw this up again. Okay?
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