Leigh pilgrim From United Kingdom, joined Dec 2000, 392 posts, RR: 0 Reply 12, posted (6 years 4 months 3 weeks 5 days 6 hours ago) and read 1991 times:
KFLLCFII From United States of America, joined Sep 2004, 3237 posts, RR: 38 Reply 13, posted (6 years 4 months 3 weeks 5 days 6 hours ago) and read 1983 times:
2H4 From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 8937 posts, RR: 65 Reply 16, posted (6 years 4 months 3 weeks 5 days 5 hours ago) and read 1967 times:
DL021 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 11372 posts, RR: 88 Reply 17, posted (6 years 4 months 3 weeks 5 days 5 hours ago) and read 1963 times:
"Peace on Earth: All Nations Agree to Become Democratic and Free"
"Fusion Power Now Reality: Scientists Donate Technology to World"
"Aliens Land in New York and Swaps Advanced Tech for Our Nuclear Waste"
"Moller Flying Cars Now Available and Affordable"
"Virgin Galactic Uses Alien Tech for Space Cruises"
Texdravid From United States of America, joined May 2004, 1265 posts, RR: 0 Reply 19, posted (6 years 4 months 3 weeks 5 days 5 hours ago) and read 1946 times:
My wishes:
1). The 2001 Tax cuts become permanent.
2). The estate taxes are cut, dismantled, or put further into the
future.
3). Comprehensive Tort reform.
4). Making the Patriot Act permanent.
5). Further dimunition of the mainstream media and their prestige.
6). MSNBC firing Keith Olbermann. MSNBC folding. Either one.
7). Cutting Capital gains taxes.
8). Democrats gearing up to nominate Hillary Clinton for 2008.
9). Nancy Pelosi and Barbara Boxer appearing on TV yelling every day.
10). Republicans shedding their theological base, becoming pro-choice
or at least less verbal on abortion, allowing them to really become a
powerful party.
11). Joel Osteen's church going bankrupt.
12). AI going bankrupt, allowing Jet, Kingfisher et al to become the face of Indian aviation.
13). Cowboys winning Super Bowl, Mavericks winning NBA finals, and
Texas Rangers not finishing last.
14). UT beating USC in the Rose Bowl.
Srbmod From United States of America, joined Mar 2001, 16221 posts, RR: 57 Reply 22, posted (6 years 4 months 3 weeks 5 days 4 hours ago) and read 1904 times:
AIRLINERS.NET CREW HEAD MODERATOR
Atlanta Thrashers make the Stanley Cup Playoffs.
A.net Member Wins Megabucks Jackpot @ Las Vegas Casino.
Paris Hilton decides to become a recluse.
Donald Trump's hair files for divorce, citing emotional stress.
Mark Cuban decides to shut the hell up.
The Maloofs move the Kings to Las Vegas.
President Bush Impeached.
Dick Cheney exposed to be an alien.
Hello Airplanes? Yeah, it's Blimps. You win, bye....
Ihadapheo From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 6024 posts, RR: 62 Reply 24, posted (6 years 4 months 3 weeks 5 days 4 hours ago) and read 1895 times:
"IHAP wins case of bump removal cream"
Pray hard but pray with care For the tears that you are crying now Are just your answered prayers
25 Srbmod: Vodka and Tang may prevent heartattacks........ Jimmy Hoffa's Body Found in West Seneca Swamp....
26 Ihadapheo: Nope, I had my MI while on a somewhat steady diet of Vodka and Tang... Oh yes the topic... "Super mega sized text and naughty words banned by the ema
27 Logan22L: What part of or gives you any indication that I am anything but a Socialist?
28 EZEIZA: -Italy wins their 4th World Cup! -River Plate wins the Libertadores -Maradona finally stops talking for good and moves back to Cuba and of course... B
29 DL021: :D Paid fairly is interesting. What is fair? Can you demonstrate where in nature fairness is clearly demonstrated? I actually agree that when some sci
30 AltairF28: "Democrats re-take both houses of Congress, render Bush irrelevant" "Terry Francona wins AL Manager of the Year after second World Series title" "Bucs
31 Logan22L: First of all, just because fairness is not natural does not mean that we should not strive for it where possible. Secondly, let's measure "fair" rela
32 Psa53: That's funny! A couple of mine not likely to happen: "Israel and Palestine reach agreement to form one nation which will finally,after decades, end a
33 Jetjack74: Here are mine: "Howard Dean exposed: Dean's pal is a mock gal" "John Kerry steals his wife's fortune, buys himself a personality" "Highjinks on the hi
34 Planespotting: here are some realistic and fun ones Chicago Tribune: Peotone Airport project scrapped, O'Hare expansion overwhelmingly approved Sox, Bears, Bulls and
36 Aeroflot777: -America finally pulls all its troops out of Iraq. -Aeroflot completes construction of Sheremetyevo 3 and joins SkyTeam. Aeroflot777
37 LesMainwaring: Universal Healthcare Approved In Bi-Partisan Show of Unity; All Citizens Given Affordable Access to Medical, Dental Minimum Wage Increased to $9.25/ho
38 Psa53: Yikes! Say goodbye to small business or our employees where we work on our own. Cost of living just went through the roof. You bet.The American peopl
39 Matt D: "Minimum wage abolished" "Lifetime imprisonment without possibility of parole for anyone who hires illegal aliens" "Drinking age lowered to age 18" "M
40 Srbmod: Using the Weinberg 2000XL Time Machine, I have a photo from the meet:
41 Jafa39: Johan says: "All dating Ads will be removed from A.net forever..I mean it this time!". Mods say: "Ok, we suck, our standards vary and there are two se
42 Boeing744: "Canada stops having federal elections every six months..."
43 Gilligan: That's just downright mean. Why would you wish that on anyone? Let's take it a step farther, Realistically: "Indians beaten in World Series yet again
44 LesMainwaring: April 2006: Celebrates with $4 McDonald burger; chokes; doctors too busy finding cure for Condi Rice renal gonohrrea and fighting Amazon plant law su
45 Gilligan: Pretty good, only change: Liberal judge springs Gilligan, Supreme Court validates nullification of verdict citing previously unseen intent in Constitu
46 FRAspotter: "UA, AA, and NW all order the A380" "Osama Bin Laden and Al-Zarqawi captured, sent to Norway for sex change" "FRAspotter wins the Megaball lottery" "I
47 Zone1: "Delta Air Lines exits bankruptcy in record time--Orders 100 787s"
48 ANCFlyer: Very good . . . two things tho - I already fire blanks, and the magnetic shift in the poles might drag the Aurora Borealis over to Siberia in the nex
49 2H4: The Yoopers I know would sooner declare their independence as a sovereign country, fly a flag of flannel, and tell all of us hosers to piss off, than
50 BR715-A1-30: SUH-WEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!! HAW HAW!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! And announces he/she is giving each and every
53 Airbus3801: - Bush impeached then thrown out of office and lives a destitute life on the border of Mexico and Texas unable to cross because passport has been revo
54 StevenUhl777: Cool! I can't wait to see my tax dollars fund even MORE illegal immigrants! Tell them to move to France instead...they'll be more welcome there... Hu
55 StevenUhl777: Nahhh...as long as they're based in Paris, they'll always be alive and ineffective! One can dream, I guess...
56 LesMainwaring: nasty rumour ... you can't keep a good dick down, even if it is a little crooked
57 AGM100: Bin Laden captured after tip by secret CIA goat equipped with DNA coding equipment. Arizona Man wins lottery , gives half of 300 million to all A Net
58 Falcon84: No money is worth such vile and reprehensible words.
59 Sleekjet: "A.net Cleans Up Non-Av Forum" "Steinbrenner Slashes Payroll After Last-Place Finish" "Clemens Wins Cy Young Again - As A Ranger" "Vermont Goes Republ
60 AGM100: No money is worth such vile and reprehensible words. HAA Falcon your the man ,, you never give up ! Happy new year
62 2H4: I'm reminded of a movie quote: "I'd rather have my tounge tied to the tailpipe of a car and be dragged naked at 60 miles per hour through a field of
63 TBCITDG: "Jessica en Brittney's shocking sex tape" "Nick and Kevin's gay marriage" "Oil production output and revenue handed back to the Iraqi people" "Argenti
64 Srbmod: Every member who was at the LAS meet-up....... Continental to repaint the Peter Max 777 (Happiness for many, sadness for a few). A few more A.net one
65 Logan22L: "Ann Coulter Exposed as Love-Child of Charles Manson"
66 Scott0305: After dispatching Germany 5-1 in the second round and Brazil 5-1 in the final.
67 Logan22L: "Tipping Now Illegal in America. Waiters, Bartenders, Hairdressers, etc. Get Paid Fair Wage and Taxes are Actually Collected from these Employees"
68 Ihadapheo: "Word association thread #150 hits 300 posts, Innuendo Threads recall the days of yore" "Semi-Pro Football banned in Chicago" "YYZ717 picks up the bar
69 Dtwclipper: SCOTUS Overturns Airline Deregulation Act of 1978: Service and Style to Return to American Airspace, Legacy airlines rebound overnight in a related ar
70 LTBEWR: My previous post was apparently deleted due to an innapropiate headline. Here is a replacement and more accurate the the theme. "Iraqi Government Call
71 Vanguard737: "ALDI Frozen Pizzas Given To VANGUARD737 Free For Life" "Democrats Realize They Haven't Had A Good Leader Since Roosevelt" "Germany Wins Soccer World
72 Sabena332: I agree, the Aldi pizzas are pretty good as well here in Germany. YES! Patrick
73 LesMainwaring: Republicans Realize They Haven't Had An Honest President Since Lincoln
74 Superfly: A380 reaches 300 orders Northwest to buy the A340-600 Aeroflot to resume SFO service with IL-96 Stage III and stage II laws lifted Democrats Regain C
75 Kaddyuk: Monkey Wins Wimbledon! Top Gun 2 Sequal Announced! Pilot_Kaz Realises Dream Of Sex Change!
76 PIA777: The Chicago Cubs Win the World Series!!! PIA777
78 Ihadapheo: Hmmm, I never thought of trying that... oh yes, the topic "Public Sale of Chicago Bears Uniforms banned" "IHAP's personalized license plates finally
79 Pilot kaz: WTF you on this time boy! lol its more like: "Kaz FINALY finds a boyfriend" lol
80 TUNisia: American Airlines to start daily service to Tel Aviv, Cairo, and Riyadh. Cure for Cancer discovered by Swede Bush Impeached Wal Mart gives registered
81 TWISTEDWHISPER: Can't seem to make you mind up? I'd like to see this: 2006-04-13: Nucliq:Liquid nuclear power; As powerful as conventional nuclear power, as clean as
82 Aviationmaster: "Germany WC 2006: Switzerland 4-0 France" "Germany WC 2006: Switzerland 1-0 Germany" followed a few days later by: "Switzerland wins the World Cup"
83 Pyrex: "Wars ended. Peace the new standard from now on." "Disease and world hunger end." Can I have my Miss America tiara now? Am I the only one reminded of
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