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Headlines You'd Like To Read In 2006  
User currently offlineDtwclipper From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (8 years 8 months 3 weeks 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 3485 times:

Ford's new incentive: buy two Lions season tix, get a Mustang

In desperate move, Michigan sells U.P to Wisconsin to ease budget crisis

Lions stun NFL, win 12 in a row

Americans Renounce Partisan Rhetoric; "Liberal," "Conservative" are Just Words

Hillary Clinton decides not to run for President

Paris Hilton's Dog impregnated by St. Bernard

Cheney loses fortune after Halliburton collapses

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User currently offlineCosec59 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (8 years 8 months 3 weeks 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 3480 times:

Basingstoke man wins the largest lotto pot ever

User currently offlineAndz From South Africa, joined Feb 2004, 8453 posts, RR: 10
Reply 2, posted (8 years 8 months 3 weeks 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 3473 times:
Support Airliners.net - become a First Class Member!

No car bombs in Baghdad today

Blair Resigns

Gravity is a Myth.... the Earth Sucks!



After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF...
User currently offlineCedarjet From United Kingdom, joined May 1999, 8114 posts, RR: 53
Reply 3, posted (8 years 8 months 3 weeks 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 3470 times:

Quoting Dtwclipper (Thread starter):
Americans Renounce Partisan Rhetoric; "Liberal," "Conservative" are Just Words

Hillary Clinton decides not to run for President

Whaaa?! Either you want to end the "liberal" vs "conservative" crap or perpetuate it. Which is it going to be?

Thought so.



fly Saha Air 707s daily from Tehran's downtown Mehrabad to Mashhad, Kish Island and Ahwaz
User currently offlineDtwclipper From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (8 years 8 months 3 weeks 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 3466 times:

Quoting Cedarjet (Reply 3):
Whaaa?! Either you want to end the "liberal" vs "conservative" crap or perpetuate it. Which is it going to be?

Thought so.

I gave one to both sides just to be fair!

Quoting Dtwclipper (Thread starter):
Cheney loses fortune after Halliburton collapses



Quoting Dtwclipper (Thread starter):
Hillary Clinton decides not to run for President


User currently offlineWhiteHatter From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (8 years 8 months 3 weeks 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 3455 times:

Tony Blair resigns, Gordon Brown elected as new Labour Party leader and Prime Minister

User currently offline9VSPO From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (8 years 8 months 3 weeks 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 3449 times:

England win the World Cup!  Big grin  duck 

User currently offlineSabena332 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (8 years 8 months 3 weeks 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 3448 times:

  • "VfL Bochum back in the 1st Bundesliga"


  • "Germany beats Brazil in the World Cup final with 5:2"


  • "Mr. Sabena332 wins 5.7 Mio EUR in the lottery"


  • "Mountain Dew Code Red is available in Germany"


  • "GKirk gets job, stops posting stupid threads on A.net"


  • Patrick


    User currently offlineNighthawk From UK - Scotland, joined Sep 2001, 5155 posts, RR: 33
    Reply 8, posted (8 years 8 months 3 weeks 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 3425 times:

    'Scotland Gains Independence'

    followed by

    'A.net Adds The Scottish Flag'

    Also 'Nighthawk wins £50m lottery jackpot, uses half to launch own airline'



    That'll teach you
    User currently offlineNosedive From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
    Reply 9, posted (8 years 8 months 3 weeks 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 3414 times:

    Sports Headlines that'd make my year:
    "Juan Pablo wins World Championship over Kimi, Fernando, and Michael in final race"

    "Scott Speed to replace Coulthard at RBR"

    "CART and IRL realize merger is vital to survival"

    "Bourdais given a shot in F1"

    "Americans realize NASCAR is pointless"

    "Red Wings take 1st Cup since lockout"

    "Denver Pioneers win 3 strait championships"

    "Uni of Colorado beats Texas in Big 12 Championship"

    "Greg Rosenthal stops making stupid CU signs"


    User currently offlineLogan22L From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
    Reply 10, posted (8 years 8 months 3 weeks 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 3414 times:

    "MattD Weds Mexican Illegal Alien" - She told me her name was Maria, how was I supposed to know it was actually Armando?

    "Condeleeza Rice Contracts Rectal Gonorrhea from Excessive Shoe Shopping"

    "Global Warming Blamed for Destructive Weather in Right-Wing Neighborhoods"


    User currently offlineTexan From New Zealand, joined Dec 2003, 4278 posts, RR: 52
    Reply 11, posted (8 years 8 months 3 weeks 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 3396 times:

    "Kinky Freedman Elected Governor of Texas, Calls for Investigation of State House, Senate Members"

    "Barbara Ann Radnofsky Elected to Senate by 54-46 Margin"

    "Texan Signed to 3-year Deal to Replace Soriano at 2nd Base"

    "Congress Votes Oklahoma 'An Utter Wasteland'"

    "University of Nebraska Football Program Dismantled after 0-11 Season"

    "Book Deal Nets Texan $35 million for Four Books"

    Texan



    "I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library."
    User currently offlineLeigh pilgrim From United Kingdom, joined Dec 2000, 392 posts, RR: 0
    Reply 12, posted (8 years 8 months 3 weeks 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 3394 times:

    Pink Floyd world tour go ahead

    User currently offlineKFLLCFII From United States of America, joined Sep 2004, 3303 posts, RR: 30
    Reply 13, posted (8 years 8 months 3 weeks 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 3386 times:

    Quoting Leigh pilgrim (Reply 14):
    Pink Floyd world tour go ahead

     thumbsup 



    "About the only way to look at it, just a pity you are not POTUS KFLLCFII, seems as if we would all be better off."
    User currently offlineFalcon84 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
    Reply 14, posted (8 years 8 months 3 weeks 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 3383 times:

    Quoting LTBEWR (Reply 8):
    "Civil War Erupts in Iraq - 1000's Dead - American Forces Retreating to Kuwait"

    With all respect, why the hell would ANYONE want this to be something we read in '06? It's the nightmare scenario, and I certainly don't want it.

    I'd like to see these:

    "Cheney, Rove resign in disgrace over Plamegate"

    "Bush to face Congressional hearings on wiretaps."

    "Democrats sweep GOP out after 16 years of dominating state politics."

    "Indians Win the A.L.!"

    "Browns reach .500!"

    "Cavaliers early favorite to win crown in '07"


    User currently offlineEuclid From South Africa, joined Apr 2005, 373 posts, RR: 0
    Reply 15, posted (8 years 8 months 3 weeks 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 3377 times:

    "Euclid hailed as undisputed master and ruler of the world."

    User currently offline2H4 From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 8955 posts, RR: 59
    Reply 16, posted (8 years 8 months 3 weeks 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 3370 times:
    AIRLINERS.NET CREW
    DATABASE EDITOR









    2H4





    Intentionally Left Blank
    User currently offlineDL021 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 11447 posts, RR: 75
    Reply 17, posted (8 years 8 months 3 weeks 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 3366 times:
    Support Airliners.net - become a First Class Member!

    "Peace on Earth: All Nations Agree to Become Democratic and Free"

    "Fusion Power Now Reality: Scientists Donate Technology to World"

    "Aliens Land in New York and Swaps Advanced Tech for Our Nuclear Waste"

    "Moller Flying Cars Now Available and Affordable"

    "Virgin Galactic Uses Alien Tech for Space Cruises"

    "United Nations Adopts US Constitution as Guide"



    Quoting Falcon84 (Reply 16):
    "Browns reach .500!"

    Boy...you're asking alot! Can you think of anything more realistic?  Wink



    Is my Pan Am ticket to the moon still good?
    User currently offlineFalcon84 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
    Reply 18, posted (8 years 8 months 3 weeks 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 3362 times:

    Quoting DL021 (Reply 19):
    Quoting Falcon84 (Reply 16):
    "Browns reach .500!"

    Boy...you're asking alot! Can you think of anything more realistic?

    You want crazy, I would have said "Browns win division!". I have my limits, Ian.  Big grin


    User currently offlineTexdravid From United States of America, joined May 2004, 1355 posts, RR: 0
    Reply 19, posted (8 years 8 months 3 weeks 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 3349 times:

    My wishes:

    1). The 2001 Tax cuts become permanent.
    2). The estate taxes are cut, dismantled, or put further into the
    future.
    3). Comprehensive Tort reform.
    4). Making the Patriot Act permanent.
    5). Further dimunition of the mainstream media and their prestige.
    6). MSNBC firing Keith Olbermann. MSNBC folding. Either one.
    7). Cutting Capital gains taxes.
    8). Democrats gearing up to nominate Hillary Clinton for 2008.
    9). Nancy Pelosi and Barbara Boxer appearing on TV yelling every day.
    10). Republicans shedding their theological base, becoming pro-choice
    or at least less verbal on abortion, allowing them to really become a
    powerful party.
    11). Joel Osteen's church going bankrupt.
    12). AI going bankrupt, allowing Jet, Kingfisher et al to become the face of Indian aviation.
    13). Cowboys winning Super Bowl, Mavericks winning NBA finals, and
    Texas Rangers not finishing last.
    14). UT beating USC in the Rose Bowl.



    Tort reform now. Throw lawyers in jail later.
    User currently offlineLogan22L From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
    Reply 20, posted (8 years 8 months 3 weeks 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 3342 times:

    Quoting DL021 (Reply 19):
    "Fusion Power Now Reality: Scientists Donate Technology to World"

    How about:

    "People Who Actually Do Some Good for the World get Paid Fairly; Other Greedy Capitalists Now on MattD's Food Stamp Program"


    User currently offlineGary2880 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
    Reply 21, posted (8 years 8 months 3 weeks 2 days ago) and read 3325 times:

    ''George Galloway wins impeachment battle to become new prime minister of Britain''

    and something like ''all reality TV shows cancelled due to their being total crap..''


    User currently offlineSrbmod From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
    Reply 22, posted (8 years 8 months 3 weeks 2 days ago) and read 3307 times:

    Atlanta Thrashers make the Stanley Cup Playoffs.

    A.net Member Wins Megabucks Jackpot @ Las Vegas Casino.

    Paris Hilton decides to become a recluse.

    Donald Trump's hair files for divorce, citing emotional stress.

    Mark Cuban decides to shut the hell up.

    The Maloofs move the Kings to Las Vegas.

    President Bush Impeached.

    Dick Cheney exposed to be an alien.


    User currently offlineNighthawk From UK - Scotland, joined Sep 2001, 5155 posts, RR: 33
    Reply 23, posted (8 years 8 months 3 weeks 2 days ago) and read 3301 times:

    how about "concorde to return to the skies with more efficient engines" ?


    That'll teach you
    User currently offlineIhadapheo From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 6027 posts, RR: 55
    Reply 24, posted (8 years 8 months 3 weeks 2 days ago) and read 3298 times:

    "IHAP wins case of bump removal cream"


    Pray hard but pray with care For the tears that you are crying now Are just your answered prayers
    25 Srbmod : Vodka and Tang may prevent heartattacks........ Jimmy Hoffa's Body Found in West Seneca Swamp....
    26 Ihadapheo : Nope, I had my MI while on a somewhat steady diet of Vodka and Tang... Oh yes the topic... "Super mega sized text and naughty words banned by the ema
    27 Logan22L : What part of or gives you any indication that I am anything but a Socialist?
    28 EZEIZA : -Italy wins their 4th World Cup! -River Plate wins the Libertadores -Maradona finally stops talking for good and moves back to Cuba and of course... B
    29 DL021 : :D Paid fairly is interesting. What is fair? Can you demonstrate where in nature fairness is clearly demonstrated? I actually agree that when some sci
    30 AltairF28 : "Democrats re-take both houses of Congress, render Bush irrelevant" "Terry Francona wins AL Manager of the Year after second World Series title" "Bucs
    31 Logan22L : First of all, just because fairness is not natural does not mean that we should not strive for it where possible. Secondly, let's measure "fair" rela
    32 Psa53 : That's funny! A couple of mine not likely to happen: "Israel and Palestine reach agreement to form one nation which will finally,after decades, end a
    33 Jetjack74 : Here are mine: "Howard Dean exposed: Dean's pal is a mock gal" "John Kerry steals his wife's fortune, buys himself a personality" "Highjinks on the hi
    34 Post contains images Planespotting : here are some realistic and fun ones Chicago Tribune: Peotone Airport project scrapped, O'Hare expansion overwhelmingly approved Sox, Bears, Bulls and
    35 2H4 : I officially endorse this one. 2H4
    36 Aeroflot777 : -America finally pulls all its troops out of Iraq. -Aeroflot completes construction of Sheremetyevo 3 and joins SkyTeam. Aeroflot777
    37 LesMainwaring : Universal Healthcare Approved In Bi-Partisan Show of Unity; All Citizens Given Affordable Access to Medical, Dental Minimum Wage Increased to $9.25/ho
    38 Post contains images Psa53 : Yikes! Say goodbye to small business or our employees where we work on our own. Cost of living just went through the roof. You bet.The American peopl
    39 Matt D : "Minimum wage abolished" "Lifetime imprisonment without possibility of parole for anyone who hires illegal aliens" "Drinking age lowered to age 18" "M
    40 Post contains images Srbmod : Using the Weinberg 2000XL Time Machine, I have a photo from the meet:
    41 Jafa39 : Johan says: "All dating Ads will be removed from A.net forever..I mean it this time!". Mods say: "Ok, we suck, our standards vary and there are two se
    42 Boeing744 : "Canada stops having federal elections every six months..."
    43 Gilligan : That's just downright mean. Why would you wish that on anyone? Let's take it a step farther, Realistically: "Indians beaten in World Series yet again
    44 LesMainwaring : April 2006: Celebrates with $4 McDonald burger; chokes; doctors too busy finding cure for Condi Rice renal gonohrrea and fighting Amazon plant law su
    45 Gilligan : Pretty good, only change: Liberal judge springs Gilligan, Supreme Court validates nullification of verdict citing previously unseen intent in Constitu
    46 FRAspotter : "UA, AA, and NW all order the A380" "Osama Bin Laden and Al-Zarqawi captured, sent to Norway for sex change" "FRAspotter wins the Megaball lottery" "I
    47 Zone1 : "Delta Air Lines exits bankruptcy in record time--Orders 100 787s"
    48 Post contains images ANCFlyer : Very good . . . two things tho - I already fire blanks, and the magnetic shift in the poles might drag the Aurora Borealis over to Siberia in the nex
    49 2H4 : The Yoopers I know would sooner declare their independence as a sovereign country, fly a flag of flannel, and tell all of us hosers to piss off, than
    50 BR715-A1-30 : SUH-WEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!! HAW HAW!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! And announces he/she is giving each and every
    51 Molykote : "Tens Mourn Sen. Kennedy Retirement"
    52 Dougloid : Nixon Apologizes For Kent State
    53 Airbus3801 : - Bush impeached then thrown out of office and lives a destitute life on the border of Mexico and Texas unable to cross because passport has been revo
    54 Post contains images StevenUhl777 : Cool! I can't wait to see my tax dollars fund even MORE illegal immigrants! Tell them to move to France instead...they'll be more welcome there... Hu
    55 Post contains images StevenUhl777 : Nahhh...as long as they're based in Paris, they'll always be alive and ineffective! One can dream, I guess...
    56 LesMainwaring : nasty rumour ... you can't keep a good dick down, even if it is a little crooked
    57 AGM100 : Bin Laden captured after tip by secret CIA goat equipped with DNA coding equipment. Arizona Man wins lottery , gives half of 300 million to all A Net
    58 Falcon84 : No money is worth such vile and reprehensible words.
    59 Sleekjet : "A.net Cleans Up Non-Av Forum" "Steinbrenner Slashes Payroll After Last-Place Finish" "Clemens Wins Cy Young Again - As A Ranger" "Vermont Goes Republ
    60 AGM100 : No money is worth such vile and reprehensible words. HAA Falcon your the man ,, you never give up ! Happy new year
    61 Post contains images Aleksandar : And what about Argentina?
    62 Post contains images 2H4 : I'm reminded of a movie quote: "I'd rather have my tounge tied to the tailpipe of a car and be dragged naked at 60 miles per hour through a field of
    63 TBCITDG : "Jessica en Brittney's shocking sex tape" "Nick and Kevin's gay marriage" "Oil production output and revenue handed back to the Iraqi people" "Argenti
    64 Srbmod : Every member who was at the LAS meet-up....... Continental to repaint the Peter Max 777 (Happiness for many, sadness for a few). A few more A.net one
    65 Logan22L : "Ann Coulter Exposed as Love-Child of Charles Manson"
    66 Scott0305 : After dispatching Germany 5-1 in the second round and Brazil 5-1 in the final.
    67 Logan22L : "Tipping Now Illegal in America. Waiters, Bartenders, Hairdressers, etc. Get Paid Fair Wage and Taxes are Actually Collected from these Employees"
    68 Ihadapheo : "Word association thread #150 hits 300 posts, Innuendo Threads recall the days of yore" "Semi-Pro Football banned in Chicago" "YYZ717 picks up the bar
    69 Dtwclipper : SCOTUS Overturns Airline Deregulation Act of 1978: Service and Style to Return to American Airspace, Legacy airlines rebound overnight in a related ar
    70 LTBEWR : My previous post was apparently deleted due to an innapropiate headline. Here is a replacement and more accurate the the theme. "Iraqi Government Call
    71 Vanguard737 : "ALDI Frozen Pizzas Given To VANGUARD737 Free For Life" "Democrats Realize They Haven't Had A Good Leader Since Roosevelt" "Germany Wins Soccer World
    72 Post contains images Sabena332 : I agree, the Aldi pizzas are pretty good as well here in Germany. YES! Patrick
    73 LesMainwaring : Republicans Realize They Haven't Had An Honest President Since Lincoln
    74 Superfly : A380 reaches 300 orders Northwest to buy the A340-600 Aeroflot to resume SFO service with IL-96 Stage III and stage II laws lifted Democrats Regain C
    75 Kaddyuk : Monkey Wins Wimbledon! Top Gun 2 Sequal Announced! Pilot_Kaz Realises Dream Of Sex Change!
    76 PIA777 : The Chicago Cubs Win the World Series!!! PIA777
    77 Post contains images Srbmod :
    78 Ihadapheo : Hmmm, I never thought of trying that... oh yes, the topic "Public Sale of Chicago Bears Uniforms banned" "IHAP's personalized license plates finally
    79 Pilot kaz : WTF you on this time boy! lol its more like: "Kaz FINALY finds a boyfriend" lol
    80 TUNisia : American Airlines to start daily service to Tel Aviv, Cairo, and Riyadh. Cure for Cancer discovered by Swede Bush Impeached Wal Mart gives registered
    81 Post contains images TWISTEDWHISPER : Can't seem to make you mind up? I'd like to see this: 2006-04-13: Nucliq:Liquid nuclear power; As powerful as conventional nuclear power, as clean as
    82 Post contains images Aviationmaster : "Germany WC 2006: Switzerland 4-0 France" "Germany WC 2006: Switzerland 1-0 Germany" followed a few days later by: "Switzerland wins the World Cup"
    83 Pyrex : "Wars ended. Peace the new standard from now on." "Disease and world hunger end." Can I have my Miss America tiara now? Am I the only one reminded of
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