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Jesus Was Almost Certain Dutch  
User currently offlineBR076 From Netherlands, joined May 2005, 1086 posts, RR: 0
Posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 hours ago) and read 1194 times:

Not really, but he was a dopehead

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Jesus w as almost certainly a cannabis user and an early proponent of the medicinal properties of the drug, according to a study of scriptural texts published this month. The study suggests that Jesus and his disciples used the drug to carry out miraculous healings.

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User currently offlineJafa39 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 hours ago) and read 1185 times:

I thought he was Indian as he lived with his folks until he was 30 and went into the family business.... Wink


BTW A Indian bloke told me this!


User currently offlineJamesbuk From United Kingdom, joined May 2005, 3968 posts, RR: 4
Reply 2, posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 hours ago) and read 1173 times:

wow thats quite amazing

that means millions of people worship some druggie and somewhat a drug dealer

(no offense intended in this and if it is sorry as everyone nos religion is a weird subject to talk bout these days due to all the crap the government puts out to us about what we can and cant do)



You cant have your cake and eat it... What the hells the point in having it then!!!
User currently offlineLogan22L From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 hours ago) and read 1158 times:

Now we know why Ralph Reed is so short.

User currently offlineNewark777 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 9348 posts, RR: 29
Reply 4, posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 hours ago) and read 1146 times:

Quoting Jamesbuk (Reply 2):
is a weird subject to talk bout these days due to all the crap the government puts out to us about what we can and cant do

Now what the hell are you talking about?  Confused

Harry



Why grab a Heine when you can grab a Busch?
User currently offlineConfuscius From United States of America, joined Aug 2001, 3868 posts, RR: 1
Reply 5, posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks 2 hours ago) and read 1129 times:

"Jesus w as almost certainly a cannabis user..."


This guy must be Jesus...




Ain't I a stinker?
User currently offlineJRadier From Netherlands, joined Sep 2004, 4703 posts, RR: 50
Reply 6, posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks 2 hours ago) and read 1119 times:

from a foreign point of view, jesus was most likely a dutch guy (as we are all stoned 24/7 according to popular belief  Wink ). From a dutch pov jesus was most likely a foreigner visiting the netherlands  Wink.


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User currently offlineBraybuddy From Ireland, joined Aug 2004, 5758 posts, RR: 32
Reply 7, posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks ago) and read 1081 times:

No, no. Jesus was IRISH!

1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He lived at home until he was 33
4. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was convinced he was God


User currently offlineTACAA320 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks ago) and read 1073 times:

Quoting Braybuddy (Reply 7):
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He lived at home until he was 33
4. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was convinced he was God

He never had kids, nor brothers or sisters.
María Magdalena was not one of His apostle [but she's a Saint right now].
And the Da Vinci Code is pure fiction.


User currently offlineAviationmaster From Switzerland, joined Oct 1999, 2481 posts, RR: 34
Reply 9, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 1052 times:

Aha! So that's what allowed him to walk on water...  Wink

User currently offlineMauriceB From Netherlands, joined Aug 2004, 2490 posts, RR: 25
Reply 10, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 1039 times:

i always knew i had a lot in commen with jesus :P

User currently offlineMir From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 21679 posts, RR: 55
Reply 11, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 1022 times:

Quoting Braybuddy (Reply 7):
No, no. Jesus was IRISH!

1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He lived at home until he was 33
4. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was convinced he was God

5. His father was a carpenter.

Quoting BR076 (Thread starter):
Jesus w as almost certainly a cannabis user and an early proponent of the medicinal properties of the drug, according to a study of scriptural texts published this month. The study suggests that Jesus and his disciples used the drug to carry out miraculous healings.

Now I want to see Pat Robertson call for the legalization of cannabis. That would be fun.

-Mir



7 billion, one nation, imagination...it's a beautiful day
User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19236 posts, RR: 52
Reply 12, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 1019 times:

LMAO! This is a truly great thread.  Big grin Keep it up.


"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlineMDorBust From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 1015 times:

Quoting Mir (Reply 11):
Quoting Braybuddy (Reply 7):
No, no. Jesus was IRISH!

1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He lived at home until he was 33
4. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was convinced he was God

5. His father was a carpenter.

6. The last thing he did was go drinking with his buddies.


User currently offlineCadet57 From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 9085 posts, RR: 30
Reply 14, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 1003 times:

Quoting MDorBust (Reply 13):
Quoting Mir (Reply 11):
Quoting Braybuddy (Reply 7):
No, no. Jesus was IRISH!

1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He lived at home until he was 33
4. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was convinced he was God

5. His father was a carpenter.

Naaa, that makes him Jewish. Atleast, Robin Williams says so...



Doors open, right hand side, next stop is Springfield.
User currently offlineHAWK21M From India, joined Jan 2001, 31684 posts, RR: 56
Reply 15, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 968 times:

Wasn't he born in Bethleham.
regds
MEL



Think of the brighter side!
User currently offlineTACAA320 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 918 times:

Quoting HAWK21M (Reply 15):
Wasn't he born in Bethleham.

He was.


User currently offlineHAWK21M From India, joined Jan 2001, 31684 posts, RR: 56
Reply 17, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 6 days 9 hours ago) and read 901 times:


regds
MEL



Think of the brighter side!
User currently offlineMir From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 21679 posts, RR: 55
Reply 18, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 6 days 8 hours ago) and read 885 times:

Quoting Cadet57 (Reply 14):
Naaa, that makes him Jewish. Atleast, Robin Williams says so...

If we accept #4 to be true, then there is no way he could have been Jewish, since we know he never graduated from medical or law school, and that's the only way a Jewish mother would think her son is God.  Smile

-Mir



7 billion, one nation, imagination...it's a beautiful day
User currently offlineSudden From Sweden, joined Jul 2001, 4130 posts, RR: 6
Reply 19, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 6 days 8 hours ago) and read 871 times:

Quoting Confuscius (Reply 5):
This guy must be Jesus...

No, that guy must be Dutch!

Aim for the sky!
Sudden



When in doubt, flat out!
User currently offlineJamesbuk From United Kingdom, joined May 2005, 3968 posts, RR: 4
Reply 20, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 840 times:

Quoting Newark777 (Reply 4):
Now what the hell are you talking about?

you know what i really dont know for the last couple of days ive been in a real weird mood which has made me write really weird things



You cant have your cake and eat it... What the hells the point in having it then!!!
User currently offlineTom in NO From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 7194 posts, RR: 33
Reply 21, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 820 times:

Quoting BR076 (Thread starter):
Jesus Was Almost Certain Dutch

Right.....Jesus and also Bart's grandmother (hint: see "Blazing Saddles").

Tom at MSY



"The criminal ineptitude makes you furious"-Bruce Springsteen, after seeing firsthand the damage from Hurricane Katrina
User currently offlineNewark777 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 9348 posts, RR: 29
Reply 22, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 800 times:

Quoting Jamesbuk (Reply 20):

you know what i really dont know for the last couple of days ive been in a real weird mood which has made me write really weird things

Haha, happens to the best of us.

Harry



Why grab a Heine when you can grab a Busch?
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