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If You Knew The World Was Ending Next Week  
User currently offlineJafa39 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 days 20 hours ago) and read 2098 times:

If you knew the world was ending next week, where would you go to sit out the final moments of everything?

I would stay at home sitting on my deck, drinking beer and looking out to sea (no change there then!).

28 replies: All unread, showing first 25:
 
User currently offlineConcordeBoy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 days 20 hours ago) and read 2089 times:

"sit"?

....first, tell me this, am I the only one who knows? If so, I'd gather together those I care about most, and try to do the one or two things we've always dreamed about.


Course, if EVERYONE knows the world's coming to an end... society would destabilize too quickly for me/us to do any of that-- so I'd probably have as much fun in the city I love (MSY) with the friends/family I love, before it was over.


User currently offlinePilot kaz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 days 20 hours ago) and read 2075 times:

I would Enjoy it to the Limit!

- Go get al the guys I have liked
- FIND Muse and steal their front Man
- Get very pissed
- Get in £30mil in Debt
- Eat Chocolate
- Make more of an ass out of myself
- Then I dunno...


User currently offlineConcordeBoy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 days 20 hours ago) and read 2066 times:

Quoting Pilot kaz (Reply 2):
- Go get al the guys I have liked
- FIND Muse and steal their front Man
- Get very pissed
- Get in £30mil in Debt
- Eat Chocolate
- Make more of an ass out of myself

....so in other words, just a typical day then Kazzie?  Wink


User currently offlineKiwiinOz From New Zealand, joined Oct 2005, 2165 posts, RR: 5
Reply 4, posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 days 19 hours ago) and read 2057 times:

Log onto a-net as there would definitely be a nude self pics thread happening
Buy a a few slabs of beer, get everyone close to me together
See it out in style with music, drinking and feasting!


User currently offlinePilot kaz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 days 19 hours ago) and read 2041 times:

Quoting ConcordeBoy (Reply 3):
....so in other words, just a typical day then Kazzie?

Pretty Much! just edit out the "get the guy" bit  Wink


User currently offlineEspion007 From Denmark, joined Dec 2003, 1691 posts, RR: 0
Reply 6, posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 days 19 hours ago) and read 2035 times:

I would rob a freakin' bank. Sorry, but I love heist movies Big grin

If I get away, woohoo im flying to monte carlo and blowing it.

if i get caught, woohoo only 1 week in jail and I got to rob a bank Big grin



Snakes on a Plane!
User currently offline2H4 From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 8955 posts, RR: 60
Reply 7, posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 days 19 hours ago) and read 2025 times:
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User currently offlineJafa39 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 days 18 hours ago) and read 2019 times:

Quoting ConcordeBoy (Reply 1):
am I the only one who knows?

Everyone would know.


User currently offlineQFA380 From Australia, joined Jul 2005, 2081 posts, RR: 1
Reply 9, posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 days 18 hours ago) and read 2011 times:

What happened if you thought you knew the world would end, so you went out and did all this crazy stuff. But then it didn't. You'd be alot of sh!t.

I have no idea what I'd do.


User currently offlineLogan22L From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 days 16 hours ago) and read 1985 times:

I'd take a greasy dump in Ann Coulter's mouth and duct-tape it shut. I would, of course, leave her nostrils open so she could suffer for a long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long time.

Then I would have Al Franken read the Bible to her - 39 times.


User currently offlineLiedetectors From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 360 posts, RR: 0
Reply 11, posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 days 15 hours ago) and read 1967 times:

Quoting Logan22L (Reply 10):
I'd take a greasy dump in Ann Coulter's mouth and duct-tape it shut. I would, of course, leave her nostrils open so she could suffer for a long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long time.

Then I would have Al Franken read the Bible to her - 39 times.

Ah of course! The ultimate liberal fantacy! HAHA!

Being that no one has said it yet, I would hook up with as many hotties as possible!



If it was said by us, then it must be true.
User currently offlineLogan22L From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 days 15 hours ago) and read 1956 times:

Quoting Liedetectors (Reply 11):
I would hook up with as many hotties as possible!

Goes without saying, Mate. I've always wanted to see Liz Hurley AND Halle Berry biting pillows.


User currently offlineJafa39 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 days 15 hours ago) and read 1944 times:

Quoting QFA380 (Reply 9):
What happened if you thought you knew the world would end, so you went out and did all this crazy stuff. But then it didn't. You'd be alot of sh!t.

I think paranoid is the word!!  Wink but at least you could claim "mitigating circumstances"!!!


User currently offlineJafa39 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 days 15 hours ago) and read 1943 times:

Quoting Logan22L (Reply 10):
I'd take a greasy dump in Ann Coulter's mouth and duct-tape it shut. I would, of course, leave her nostrils open so she could suffer for a long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long time.

Well a week at most mate!  Wink


User currently offlineAerorobNZ From Rwanda, joined Feb 2001, 7271 posts, RR: 13
Reply 15, posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 days 15 hours ago) and read 1942 times:

I would take some paid leave and go trekking in Africa to see the Gorillas and the big game of the Serengeti.

User currently offlineQANTASFOREVER From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 days 15 hours ago) and read 1942 times:

Through your contacts within the Royal family - is there something you know that we don't know, Jafa?

Probably begin a people's revolution through Canberra to quickly and violently achieve my political objectives. Big grin

QFF


User currently offlineScarletHarlot From Canada, joined Jul 2003, 4673 posts, RR: 56
Reply 17, posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 days 15 hours ago) and read 1935 times:

Quoting AerorobNZ (Reply 15):
I would take some paid leave

I don't think it would really be a concern whether it was paid or unpaid leave, the world would probably end before your next paycheque.  Smile

I'd probably gather my friends together at the curling club and play and drink and generally be out of control. Why the hell not?



But that was when I ruled the world
User currently offlineJafa39 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 days 14 hours ago) and read 1933 times:

Quoting QANTASFOREVER (Reply 16):
Probably begin a people's revolution through Canberra to quickly and violently achieve my political objectives.

You might want to add "temporarily"  Smile


User currently offlineLogan22L From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 days 14 hours ago) and read 1923 times:

Quoting ScarletHarlot (Reply 17):
I'd probably gather my friends together at the curling club and play and drink and generally be out of control. Why the hell not?

I'll bring the latex...  Wink


User currently offlineQANTASforever From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 days 14 hours ago) and read 1921 times:

Quoting Jafa39 (Reply 18):
You might want to add "temporarily"

You're talking like a counter-revolutionary. Thems fightin' words. This means war.

QFF


User currently offlineTheCoz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 days 14 hours ago) and read 1915 times:

Quoting Logan22L (Reply 10):
I'd take a greasy dump in Ann Coulter's mouth and duct-tape it shut. I would, of course, leave her nostrils open so she could suffer for a long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long time.

Then I would have Al Franken read the Bible to her - 39 times.

Dude, that's the funniest thing I've read on here in ages.
 bigthumbsup 


User currently offlineKevinl1011 From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 2964 posts, RR: 47
Reply 22, posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 1904 times:

Quoting TheCoz (Reply 21):
Quoting Logan22L (Reply 10):
I'd take a greasy dump in Ann Coulter's mouth and duct-tape it shut. I would, of course, leave her nostrils open so she could suffer for a long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long time.

Then I would have Al Franken read the Bible to her - 39 times.

Dude, that's the funniest thing I've read on here in ages.

Actually, Steve, I would say it was very "Coz" on Logans part. May I quote the Coz from an October 28th post....

"Trust me dude, just go take a crap in the trunk of her car. When she accuses you of doing such a horrible thing, just smile and grab her boob".

Here's another from an earlier post...

"Then just walk around the house naked. Act like this is completely normal. Maybe get ahold of her car keys and go take a dump in the boot of her car too."

Now... Logan does add the oral element, and the duct tape... Definitely "Beyond Coz". You've got some serious competition Coz!



474218, Carl, You will be missed.
User currently offlineHAWK21M From India, joined Jan 2001, 31684 posts, RR: 56
Reply 23, posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 1900 times:

Nothing Changes.
 Smile
regds
MEL



Think of the brighter side!
User currently offlineAerorobNZ From Rwanda, joined Feb 2001, 7271 posts, RR: 13
Reply 24, posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks 3 days 10 hours ago) and read 1883 times:

Quoting ScarletHarlot (Reply 17):
don't think it would really be a concern whether it was paid or unpaid leave, the world would probably end before your next paycheque

I'd get it paid before I left so I could afford to pay for accommodation and a few AK-47s to go into the Rwandan Jungle with....


25 Post contains images Jafa39 : Ha ha, in temporary I meant that there wouldn't be an Australia or bugger or else if the world was ending in 7 days, but hey, you could lobby god for
26 Post contains images Andreas : Logan you're a very sick person...VERY VERY SICK!! I'd go bang every lady I could get my hands on and literally shag my brains out (won't need it anym
27 QANTASFOREVER : Forget that! The King of the Jews?! The Prince of Darkness??! It would be like pushing water up a hill no matter who I would be talking to. QFF
28 Post contains images TheCoz : Ha Ha Ha! Yes, you're right about that.
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